(121) Adele Dazeem! + links

John Travolta mispronouncing Idina Menzel's name as Adele Dazeem is the single most hilarious thing I saw happen on the Oscars since Bill Murray lost for Lost in Translation and wanted to leave.

I spent better part of Monday just laughing out loud. Seriously that was surreal. Apparently something like this didn't happen just this once.

The fact that the build up to him messing up was so epic and long only made it funnier.

There is a bunch of people yelling "Travolta has dyslexia!" - even if it had anything to do with this situation and it doesn't, since apparently Travolta did show up to rehearsal and said her name right, do you think having dyslexia justifies the fact that he wouldn't even rehearse saying her name right before getting on stage during THE LIVE SHOW? What the fuck? Was Angelina passing her diet pills around or something?

I love how Kevin Spacey in real life is essentially like Frank Underwood but he is like in this alternate universe where he is nice, good Frank Underwood. He was so gracious on the red carpet and during the ceremony.

I still haven't finished season 2 of House of Cards but I warmed up a little bit when it comes to the show. I still think that anything not connected to Underwood, mainly Corey Stoll's arc in season 1 was cliched and boring as fuck.

Buzzfeed asked Spacey some retarded questions that actresses get asked all the time - you should see the video where he answers those, it's fantastic.

I love that whenever he goes to all those ceremonies nowadays he is essentially presenting stuff as Frank Underwood:

Before we talk about Matthew on Oscars let's talk about Matthew on Spirit Awards.

Actually I don't wanna talk I just want to post those gifs here:

Can Samberg and Hader have a show where they talk about TV series they like? Cause their The Yellow King rant was awesome (my gifset of that is blowing up on tumblr btw). When they got to 'are you all ghosts?' part I was crying. Not as much as during Travolta thing, though.

I thought I can't possibly love Matt more and then this week I found out that he was arrested back in 99' for playing bongos in his house while he was stoned and naked. This is the most joyful mugshot I've seen in my life.

I read that in this really cool breeds of McConaughey article - they are totally right about the pictures of him with his kids btw.

BTW Jared Leto is awesome, I don't even care how ridiculous it is that 42 year old man wears eyeliner and has an emo band. He said that about Lawrence. Rock on, man.

Matt's Oscar speech was amazing. I love how he talked for 4 minutes and no one cut him off. No one cuts off McConaughey.

Of course people have a problem with him mentioning God and talking about his faith a lot.

As much as I wish he did, Matt didn't pull his cock out on that stage yet there is so much hostility - he won HIS Oscar for HIS work and in HIS speech he talked about HIS beliefs. What's the fucking problem?

I didn't see any of Matt's pictures during after parties - apparently it's because he announced him and his wife 'will make another baby right away so they won't be staying long'. Normally I'd say his wife is lucky but if someone told me they want to have 4th kid I'd fucking run.That woman has just had his 3rd kid only a little over a year ago. Get off that poor woman, dude!

So True Detective. Just how epic is this shot?!

You should check out the meaning of symbols used in the show. Awesome, awesome stuff.

Check out True Detective pick up lines, too.

That Game of Thrones reference in one of he recent Parks and Rec episodes was awesome. Check out the extended version of the scene while you're at it.

Turns out anyone can buy an Iron Throne for 30,000$. I need to save up some money...

If Emilia Clarke gets any more beautiful I may die. This is a picture of her from Flare magazine.

We know the titles of the first four episodes of season 4 - Two Swords, The Lion and the Rose, Breaker of Chains and Oathbreaker. This season is going to be very much focused on the events in King's Landing. I wouldn't be surprised if Daenerys shows up for the first time in 4x03.

They made hip hop album based on the series. I'm not kidding.

There will be a new featurette - it will air on HBO on March 11th. It's supposed to be a look back at season 3, but considering that we got a final full length trailer around this time last year I'm hoping HBO drops another epic promo along with that special.

After Lawrence whispered and talked during McConaughey's speech it now goes 1. Her 2. Dunham 3. Von Trier on my list of the worst people. I'd pay to see her get Joffreyed.

Close your eyes and imagine Lawrence saying that. Is she still cute as Lupita, a naturally humble, classy, gracious, genuine person? Or do you hear ugly noise coming from self-absorbed human garbage?

People complaining about Matthew's mention of God is shockingly not the dumbest complaint I heard about the Oscars. Michael Fassbender went out to, as he said 'take a piss' during Lupita's speech. Now people are calling him an asshole. What was he supposed to do? With the size of his penis there is a big chance if he tried to hold it in, it would backfire and he'd die. I'm only half-joking here.

Angelina Jolie covers EW as Maleficent - there is also a slightly disturbing photo of her in character with one of her six kids (don't expect me to know their names) who plays younger Sleeping Beauty. That kid must have had nightmares.

Meanwhile Alfonso Cuaron appeared on very cool Variety cover.

Check out awesome poster for new season of Veep, which premieres the same night Game of Thrones does - April, 6th.

Conan O'Brien will host MTV movie awards which means for the first time ever, I'm gonna see that ceremony. The nominations are pretty awesome.

So the trailer for Sin City: A Dame to Kill For...it has some good moments but the effects so far make it look like cheap copy of the first movie - they overdid the color thing with Green, she looks ridiculous in the final shot. Also what the hell is Levitt doing in this? He doesn't belong in this movie.

Transcendence marketing campaign reached the new low with this awful poster.

I saw I, Frankenstein and Winter's Tale this week. They were both retarded.

I've been continuing watching Shameless. It's fucking hilarious

- Would you be able to abstain from alcohol for 2 weeks?

- No.

- We can offer you 3,000 dollars.

- Yes.

Also the little girl who plays Debbie is just sensational - that scene where she went to Steve's family house? Wow. And I love Kevin. He is like Shameless equivalent of Andy Dwyer.

Can someone explain to me how Emmy Rossum and William H. Macy didn't get any major award recognition for that show? That's just insane!

OK some blog news - the site will cross 1,000,000 views before next Rambling Friday so thank you so much for all your kindness, visiting, commenting and being awesome!

On Monday I'll announce my first ever blogathon. I hope many people will participate and hopefully you'll like the idea behind it.

There is a new thing on the sidebar called 'in case you missed it' - I'm gonna be linking some older posts there that I'm proud of, so check them out if you, well, missed them.