(123) Of weddings, writers and witches + links

Holy shit!

I can't with all the feels. This is just such an amazing trailer. And Oberyn and Ellaria! SPOILERPedro is already getting so many fans. Oh, you poor clueless bastards... END OF SPOILER

You guys thought the Tyrells were challenging the Lannisters? Here come the Martells and the epic game of sass.

What the hell is Ellaria wearing, though? She looks like an escapee from Phantom Menace.

I'm 90% sure Pedro is with Lena but I keep seeing all those photos of him with Sarah Paulson. I thought Sarah was a lesbian. But then again so was Amber Heard and she is marrying Johnny Depp. Celebrity gossip makes me confused.

And here we have lovely pictures of Jack Gleeson and Natalie Dormer from the new issue of EW:

I'm never getting married but If I were I'd wear something like Margaery's wedding dress:

This is my favorite Thrones costume. So clever - the delicate flowers - roses of Tyrell sigil - and the spikes imitating the thorns - because you don't fuck with the Tyrells. Amazing work.

So George R. R. Martin has become delusional.

He actually thinks the show runners will use book 4 and 5 for at least 3 seasons. They are already using the books - Daenerys's storyline this season will have some events from book 5 and it looks like Brienne's storyline is gonna take from book 4. Then there is Bran who had only one more chapter in book 3 given what was in season 3. I know there is communication between Martin and HBO, so just what the hell is he thinking? He has no time left.

I mean the showrunners talked to him before the premiere and after the premiere he said this shit. What is he on?!

The whole premiere event was just awful to sit through. Steve Nevlin from True Blood was hosting this and he tanked worse than Aisha Tyler during Critics Choice. The questions sucked and the one chosen for Dinklage ('you SEEM to be BORN to play Tyrion...') was so offensive. I mean he looked so uncomfortable and he is such a sweet and polite guy. Out of all the interviews only Emilia did very well, talking about her three dragon children - she is always so sweet during interviews and genuinely excited. Also - she cut her hair a little bit! It must be for Terminator movie.

Finn Jones was on fire. He looked like he did speed but at least his ideas about unicorns were funny.

There were two new TV spots released today - I screencaped all the new footage here.

I'm so happy I did all of my studying in advance. After 9 months of nothing, HBO is dropping stuff on us like motherfucker and I'm like a bloodhound hunting it all down. I may give up on sleep soon. Seriously, any fansites looking for bloodshot eyed mad woman to look for information? HBO, how about you? Finding out what secrets fans know? E-mail me. Trailer or a spot drops, within an hour I have screencaps up. Cast member says something secretive? BAM! Tweeted. Have you guys seen my twitter lately? It's like secrets about upcoming season galore.

Word is that Clooneyis into lawyers nowadays. *waves around*. George please come by and save me.

He looks so sad....having to wear clothes...

Apparently Matt's wedding wows involved him swearing to wear a shirt. If this is by his wife's request she is mad. You do not put clothes on THAT.

Here are 6 Hardy Boys book covers with Rust and Marty.

Meet Shailene Woodley or JLaw 2.0 (or rather she is to Lawrence what Amber Heard is to ScarJo). Her movie flopped hard, so now she is giving out her opinions hoping to appear in the news. When you are in an adaptation of young adult novel don't act like yours is awesome and others are bad - your franchise's fanbase likely covers those adaptations too. And hey, at least people went to see Twilight.

She also said this - "Another thing I like to do is give my vagina a little vitamin D". Christ, what kind of a world do we live in where people like her and Lawrence are presented as the right role models for women? Shut up about spreading your legs so that the sunlight can get to your vagina, stop quoting your herbalist and go to college.

While I'm on the subject of wrong...

This is the design for Scarlet Witch in Avengers 2:

You can't just give someone a red jacket and call them Scarlet Witch. By this logic I can just grab Gustav, put his red sweater on him and go 'dude, you can hex me now!'. I'm sure Elizabeth Olsen, young actress I actually like because she is 1. talented 2. focused on her work and not on generating ridiculous public persona of herself, will be fantastic in the role but that outfit is a disgrace. Not a red dress? Not even a red coat? This would look so much more badass if they just lost the jacket and made that shirt and skirt red.

HOWEVER she looks really cool in the leaked photo from Captain America - Winter Soldier mid-credits. I hope she is really crazy and the hexes aren't pink. She is the only reason I'm super psyched for Avengers 2.

New trailer for Maleficent is out - Angelina has wings which actually looks quite amazing. I'm just not sure why the wings are angelic, if she is a witch and has more to do with dragons? I get that the movie is making her to be an angel of vengeance, but still, dragon wings would be cooler. In the trailer it's her raven that turns into dragon which met considerate amount of whining on the Internet. I think the raven turning into a dragon makes more sense. Who the hell would like to turn into a dragon if they were horned, winged Angelina Jolie?

Also I got chills during her delivery of Before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday she will fall into a sleep like death! - just outstanding

Lena Dunham is - ready for it? - NAUSEATED by Woody Allen. This is all about the hearsay (or is it actual slander since the investigation was concluded? Yeah, it's slander) about him molesting Dylan Farrow. Dunham saying she is nauseated by someone is just too good. After I saw the first season of Girls my sex drive died for 2 weeks.

I'm so sick and tired of reading the claims that Shame is homophobic. WHAT. THE FUCK. Brandon is straight. By this point his addiction reaches peek. And for a straight person this is this peek. McQueen portrays it as hell not because it's gay sex but because Brandon's addiction has reached new heights. I swear people just look for reasons to call something homophobic or racist these days.

Man, I'm really hoping Shameless will be lighter in tone next season, as the rumor has it. This season is so dark, too dark - Mickey is doing all those great things (my heart melted when he made out with Ian in that club) and Ian is acting all weird, Frank is on the verge of dying, Debbie is a bitch, Mandy got beaten up by her asshole boyfriend (I hope someone cuts his dick off) and Fiona's storyline is some cold shit.

Keith asks about your opinion - who is the bestBond?

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m.brown is a fearless guy. The last time he saw Lars Von Trier's movie, his TV set committed suicide. Yet here he is reviewing Nymphomaniac part 1.