(127) Joffrey was the penis leech* + links

*to be clear, Stannis cannot be congratulated for Joffrey's death or blamed for Robb's (I won't go into details why, there's enough book explaining happening in recaps, it's Friday, I'm tired, google it if you're curious). but ever since Melisandre dropped that leech on Gendry's penis I wanted to use that phrase so bad.

I cannot get over how amazing certain moments in last Game of Thrones were. I've seen this fucking episode 4 times already. Someone stop me.

THE BEST:

Lena Headey. Oh my God.

I've never found Oberyn hotter than seeing his profound 'judging you now' reaction at that horrible joust. You can show a man in a brothel all you like, but him doing the right thing? Much hotter, every time. Varys and Olenna - my eternal respect.

Speaking of hot:

I almost melted.

If that man shot me a seagull so I would''t starve I'd be doing lots of things, fun things, but I would not be burning people alive on the beach. Selyse is seriously batshit insane. I kept waiting for Davos to show up and rescue Stannis from that dinner awkwardness.

There is quite an outrage in fandom over Stannis scenes. D&D better make him look like hot Jesus curing AIDS and cancer simultaneously, while feeding orphans and rescuing endangered species, carrying an infant in one arm and a baby seal in another by the time this season is over. Also perhaps someone should be narrating the whole thing so that TV audience comprehends what is happening, because I see that if a character is not a pretty blonde with dragons or wisecracking Tyrion they don't really get as much love as they deserve. It's like fucking Emmys all over again. Stannis is the only one who laid siege to King's Landing and tried to knock Joffrey off the throne. He also actually fought among his men. You know what I read on boards this week? I read that he is a villain. I also read that Tywin I-orchestrated-Red-Wedding-and-had-Targaryen-children-killed-in-front-of-their-mother mass murderer Lannister is a hero.

Why do I even bother explaining?! For fuck's sake.

Whatever. SOON.

Join me in appreciating Jack Gleeson's stellar work over the years and watch his final goodbye to the fans.

Locke is really becoming one of my favorite characters. His lines are unreal. And judging from the trailers he actually gets to the Wall this season. I hope he makes it out alive, he is hilarious. I also hope given how well Harington is doing so far Locke's inevitable 'you are a bitch' line won't crush his slowly developing charisma.

I can't with all the discussions on how this detail or that detail is not right and the showrunners don't know what they are doing. And most of the whining is about Sansa and Jaime, characters that are at least getting a lot of screentime and even some added scenes. After a particular scene that's gonna happen this Sunday there will be so much bitching about Jaime I think I'm just gonna stay away from discussion all together. Just be glad your favorites are on screen and are somewhat the way they were in the books. Listen to Catelyn/Stannis fan who is constantly dreading what will happen in last 2 eps of this season. Well, in regards to Stannis because Cat is, what's the word...dead.

Word is McConaughey will be back for Magic Mike sequel. Well, I guess I'm seeing that. Can he just...lose the thong this time around?

Check out this hilarious Honest Trailer for The Wolf of Wall Street:

Gone Girl trailer. Horrible music. Whoever butchered She sounded like he was dying. Everything else was great but that music...I basically rewatched that trailer on mute. Still on 5th page of the book. Working, studying, appreciating GoT and trying to read a book. A page a week.

Movies? What movies? Oh, how I tweeted days back that I'm gonna finally see something? Had to read about wills an trusts instead. Ah, joy.

Apparently Transcendence is even more of a disgrace than it appeared to be from the awful posters and amateurish marketing campaign. Seriously when is Johnny Depp gonna snap out of this pathetic state of saying yes to everything, getting insane amounts of cash and not even fucking trying anymore?

Crimson Peak!! Yeeees!!! I was under impression this movie will be set in modern times with flashbacks and it looks like it's really not the case. Either way, I'm really excited and I hope it will be MUCH better than Del Toro's recent projects. Forgive me for being worried, but he managed to waste Idris Elba and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau in those. Fucking Mama. Oh, Jesus. That ending.

So Parks and Rec. The way drunk Ben jumps fences is how I jump them sober. I just want Ben and Leslie to name their kid Khaleesi if it's a girl.

New episode of Veep was much better than last. Does anyone know if senator Furlong is going to appear this season? I miss him!