(169) Please don't lie to me + links

The media is lying to you. Let me just say - real prosecutors do not look like that, kids. Not even close. I'm not sure they're even the same species as what is pictured above, cause that is clearly some sort of better, more gorgeous, superior species...

...that I want to climb like a tree.

Oh God if they did look like that my job would immediately turn from hell into best gig ever.

Though it was not a bad week. For example today I'm reading a lawsuit and there's this - 'Crap is falling down from court's ceiling and the judges call it rain!'.

You gotta love the poetry of convicts.

The Good Wife is fun! Though let's face it I'm only watching this for Goode. Alan Cumming is a a laugh riot on the show, though.

Alica is so tightly wound, I hope she bangs Finn and chills out soon, she is like a rubber band that is about to snap soon. So I guess they do portray lawyers accurately at least in this regard...

They really should light Margulies differently by the way, she is gorgeous but in most scenes she looks like she was up for 4 days straight.. The 12 years age gap is really apparent between these two, especially that Alicia is so serious all the time. Meanwhile Matthew plays this sweet, kind guy. He actually plays the PERFECT guy. I wish they gave him more to do, he basically just interacts with Alicia. I keep waiting for a twist he is a ghost only she sees.

Also is she gonna stay married to her cheating husband forever?! I saw that episode last night when she comes over to Finn's office and he puts his hand on her hand and she storms out. Just do it, woman! He's literally the PERFECT guy!

I rewatched Stoker, obviously.

*LIFE GOAL*

I'm not equipped to handle any of this.

I cannot believe she offed him in the end. This is why I can never really like Mia Wasikowska. First leaving Fassbender in Jane Eyre, now this. So what if he had a crazy wife hidden in attic? So what if he was slightly psychotic and killed his bother when they were kids? Good God, woman, everyone has problems! And this one could cook!

The Imitation Game won HRC award this week and Matthew was on stage being seriously adorable.

There's this thing Variety did with British actors which is kinda a good idea that could have been made into a far better video, but still, it's worth checking out.As usual, Keira rocks.

Why couldn't they get Goode and Hiddles to reenact Brokeback Mountain?

And why is Sophie Turner there? She's like the JLaw of Thrones.

I saw The Lookout. Good God, that was practically unwatchable. The beginning and the premise were all right, as was Goode's acting and that nice shot of his ass (yey) but what they did with that story was really a let down, as was Levitt' acting(he was so annoying here) and the whole message of the story which was kinda appalling, like, really, people die because of you but let's pat you on the back in the end and there is no real consequences for your actions? What a waste of a movie and there they were on such a good track with that ass shot.

I saw no movies sans Goode this week. I also been kinda falling asleep around 7 pm and did most of the blog reading today because I only have the time to do that either at 6 am or right before writing my own posts. Review for Birdman and Visual Parallels are still in progress, which sounds hopeful but that progress is very slow due to the lack of time and dexterity sufficent to write with my misshaped claws from all the work typing.

How do you like new Stoker header on the blog? For me it's the hottest moment of the movie.

This week in absent Ruffalo series - he has not shown up for Oscar nominees photo. But Ros did. Let us play where is ~~Waldo~~ Amazing Amy?

Let's take a look at those pics on the right.

Isn't Cotillard supposed to be some sort of fashion icon? Jesus, this is the worst outfit I've seen in a while. And what the hell is Felicity Jones wearing?

Redmayne's uncontrollable and so pathetic that it is annoying award thirststrikes again.

OK so apparently Richard Armitage's hair is not naturally black - he stopped dying it and has facial hair situation now for his Hannibal gig.

This week in Thrones trauma....

Yes, imdb is as reliable as I am on Thursday and Friday evening (wine is usually drunk in large quantities) but let me just say one thing - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP FUCKING WITH US!!!

I feel like D&D have trapped me in my own personal hell where every year for two months I live on pure hope and then they just take everything away from me. And yet it's year 3 of waiting and I'm still here. Waiting.

I need help but I have so many problems it would never solve even half of them.

Meanwhile the publisher for ASOIAF tweeted the original outline of the story by Martin. I just...no.

I've never seen any of Fast and Furious movies but this new one has Jason Statham and that is enough for me.

Kathryn Hahn's character on Parks and Rec is my Queen:

I actually say things like that to people with kids. A lot. You know every day I remain unmurdered, I'm kinda surprised.

John Wick is getting a sequel! This is great news but please no more dead dogs!

Reeves has also joined that new Refn movie. Let's hope it's gonna be better than Only God Forgives - then again most things are and that includes diarrhea - especially that it also features Jena Malone, Christina Hendricks and Elle Fanning, playing the lead.

For some reason they remade Poltergeist and Sam Rockwell is in it. It looks bad....here's the first trailer.

Johnny Depp got married. I feel if he does a sex tape with his new wife this can literally be the best thing performance and movie-wise he would do in the last several years. My heart goes to Vanessa Paradis. Why were people so upset about Pitt dumping Aniston and they are not upset about this? This is so much worse.

And finally, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. David Fincher:

Katy wrote a beautiful review for Wild

Josh chooses top 25 movie songs of 2014

Brittani reviews The Skeleton Twins

Tom reviews Mortdecai

Sinekdoks lists best soundtracks and scores of 2014

Thaddeus reviews The Grand Budapest Hotel

Ruth shares her favorite Superbowl 2015 ads

Andrew really didn't like Sin City 2. Not even Eva saved it for him.

and finally, m.brown reviewed The Interview and as usual his review is bitchin'

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