(183) Stannis love goes mainstream and the adventures of Boo and Pistol + links

I can't get over how hot he is. And so adorable! I can't with this show.

Look at that:

How are you real, sir? The cloak, the majestic everything...

Also the hilarious outrage over Sam! I love what he did there!

This week no Stannis in the upcoming episode, but I'll just stare at those gifs....

...and that promo pic. Rawr.

Still it takes me back to one year ago to these long weeks between episodes where there were no new Stannis scenes in sight.

It was hell.

You know how I'm about one of 10 people gifing Stannis scenes? And how Buzzfeed recently keeps linking to my site and tumblr because apparently they found this Black Swan hidden images thing I did and now they figured my websites are a good resource for awesome stuff?

Well check out this Stannis article. You may recognize some of the gifs...Also it's the most accurate thing ever written in the history of the world.

To those 2 or 3 lost souls who responded to buzzfeed with 'eww' - your taste is literally so shit I can smell it reeking from here. Please never breed with whatever adolescent looking guy you find attractive. Your species needs to die out.

Carice van Houten said this about Stephen in Q&A when she was asked to describe him "brilliant, peculiar, funny". Ah, my feels.

Here we go - new trailer for True Detective season 2 is really very intriguing

Christina Hendricks is no longer a redhead. Hold me.

Meanwhile she is gonna star in new Refn's movie entitled The Neon Demon. The film has Ellen Fanning as a lead and here are the first pictures:

I'd ask the gods for it to be better than Only God Forgives, but really, is it even possible for something to be worse?

We got two new Crimson Peak trailers. I'm still not sure about the color palette but Hiddleston and Chastain look awesome.

Guillermo’s big note was that Hiddleston shouldn’t just go right into the big kiss, but be more tentative. “Yes, of course. It is the first one, after all,” Hiddleston replied. Then added “Like Will Smith says in Hitch: Go 90% and let them come 10%.”

This is all very promising.

The new poster is fucking awful, though.

Finally we have footage from Macbeth! It looks good, especially Fassbender's work. Which better be amazing after that crap that was The Counselor. Ew.

Meanwhile, in Cannes, The Lobster got raves and Sea of Trees got booed.

We also got Canadian trailer for Dark Places and the movie opens in US in August:

Charlize is also in Mad Max: Road Fury which is getting amazing reviews, hell I saw it called the finest action movie since The Matrix, in some cases since Terminator 2. That is insanely high praise so I'm gonna try seeing it after work next Friday.

New batch of Harley Quinn pictures! Oh my!:

I finally saw Ex-Machina this week. It was...good. But there was really nothing outstanding about it so I'm quite baffled about the hype. The film didn't really offer anything new, both in terms of the story and execution. Anyways since I have trouble finding time to start writing the review for It Follows, which I adored, I'm not gonna do a piece on Ex-Machina.

Natalie Portman has signed on a bunch of new projects including the ones where she will be playing Jacqueline Kennedy and Ruth Ginsburg. Good for her, as long as she stops saying stupid things. Check the links section to find out more.

Jesus Christ! Have you guys heard of this whole thing with Johnny Depp's dogs - Boo and Pistol? Apparently they didn't go through quarantine and the Australian government threatened to kill them. I'm not gonna comment on Depp's irresponsible behavior here but this dude from the government? What kind of a sick fuck do you have to be to tell two Yorkies to "piss off" and threaten to kill them? I'm repulsed.

The whole thing really blew up to international incident proportions - apparently the dogs were taken by the officials when they were returning from the visit to the stylists. Also a private jet was sent for them to bring them back to safety - stuff I heard about at 6 AM here today, in Poland, in our main news station. And it's election week.

I don't think this is disproportional at all. If Gustav were in danger I'd literally go to space to rescue him. Then again I'd never put my boo boo bear in such a dangerous situation.

Speaking of the election week. It's about whether we get a new president or the old one is re-elected. The old one is smug and useless and has accomplished nothing, his party stole so much and didn't improve shit. He's catholic. The new guy is from the party that strongly believes our former president was assassinated by the Russians, he himself has not said it and appears somewhat normal - as normal as a guy who is against marijuana for medical use (did I mention it is illegal here?) and in vitro can appear. He is even more catholic than our current president. So do I vote for the guy who does nothing while 1/3 of my salary goes for taxes? Or do I vote for the crazies just so I can see these smug thieves in power and those fucking journalists who are such sycophants - we don't have impartial media here - shit themselves because the free ride is over? And all of that ignoring the fact that I may vomit giving a vote for any kind of catholic whether he is just not doing anything about gay people rights or belongs to a party that sees them as inferior? Or do I make a protest and add invalid vote by drawing something on the card? The Iron Throne? A Penis? The Iron Throne made out of penises? Ah, the abundance of options. Ah, democracy.

Check it out. They're not even pretending he is someone you shouldn't be hot for anymore: