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(193) Paul Rudd's abs. In 3D. + links

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  •  Yep,, made my first Cinnamon roll gifset.
  • I also made this:
  •  Sweet Lord Jesus!
  •  I saw Ant-Man today! I actually left the work early to go see Paul Rudd's abs in 3D. That's it, that was my entire interest in the film. His abs. In 3D. I actually went to my boss, did this ---->
  • and said the words "Can I leave 15 minutes early today?". He didn't ask why, thank God.
  • Because the answer was Paul Rudd's abs. In 3D.
  • The film was seriously a blast. The idea is actually almost avant garde and the CGI was so unique. Hell, even the 3D was good and not just the abs part! The visual effects were so much fun! The film was very entertaining. Yep, it did have weak points - following the formula and man, do I wish this "need no man strong no nonsense chick" crap would end - really? It's fine having a "feminist" lady to the protagonist but does she has to be such a ball busting girl? Thank God she at least made out with Paul. Otherwise it would not be realistic at all.
  • It looks Paul Rudd is the perfect man:
  • He seriously can't keep his pants on:
  • And there is this Conan bit. For those of you who don't know for years now and I mean years no matter the show - Late Night, Tonight how and now Conan, whenever Paul is on his show he makes Conan believe they will play the clip from whatever movie he is promoting and then?
  • I love him so damn much.
  • Also him and Douglas....I don't even know what to say. Just watch this.
  • Hey speaking of things I love I made a gifset of Harley and Joker and used Ultraviolence lyrics:
  • Did True Detective season 2 really use the phrase "Blue balls in your heart"? What the fuck is happening with the writers working for HBO? First True Blood, then Game of Thrones, now this. Just a chain of shit writing which is getting ridiculed (and apparently, in one case, Emmy nominated, people!)
  • Lily Rabeis returning to American Horror Story! And she will play a serial killer! And Naomi Campbell has just joined the series.
  • The Revenant is opening wide this Christmas. Can you imagine Tom Hardy and Alejandro Gonzalez Inarittu doing press conferences together? Oh my God.
  • Apparently the film's finale is still not shot (it's odd because a bunch of scenes from the trailer made me think of finale's script), most of Leo's role is silent (like I predicted last week in RF) and the budget doubled its size and is now 135 mln. They are gonna need to market the shit out of this movie in order for it not to lose money. This film is basically The Road meets unhinged MacGayver. Action packed it is not, people.
  • Here's a new drama gem aka The Revenant set story:
  •  "So as most people know, Hardy choked out Inarritu at the beginning of the show. I guess by the end, he and Alejandro were ok about it because as a wrap gift they got these goof posters made and gave them to everyone in the crew, Tom Hardy signed them. God almighty do I want this. (I might be getting one, actually.) Overall my man said Tom was cool as long as you didn't *beep* with him, and everyone loved him. Leo was super professional and fairly easy to work with. (I didn't work on it, just know someone that did) . Inarritu was apparently crazy, guy I know has been in the biz a long time and said this was far and away the craziest shoot he's ever been on. Over 50 crew members quit or got fired. Sometimes Alejandro would bring the entire crew in and yell at them, that's like a Michael Bay move.  I also heard Hardy went after one of the producers, not sure if he got his hands on him. One of the AD's came up to him and had to tell Tom they changed all his dialogue, Tom went absolutely crazy on the guy; the next day, Hardy came in with a giant cake for everyone and apologized. The continuity is a nightmare, they'd get 3' of snow in a day, then 2 days later it would be gone. So there's going to be re shoots, movie is way over budget & probably pushing the planned release date. It's not finished yet. On the plus side, I guess they have some kind of never before used MoCo rig that can do crazy *beep* kind of like that famous sequence in The Good Guys. There's some big ass battle scene that goes on in one shot for like minutes straight using this new kind of vis and it's going to knock everyone's socks off, it sounds really *beep* cool. I heard some of the details of what happens in it and it sounds amazing, but I'm not going to drop any spoilers. They shot the movie using almost 100% natural light, and most of it on the brand new Alexa 65 so it's going to look tits. That's all I got." *This was posted 3 Months ago but got deleted.*"
  • Hardy sounds brilliant and difficult. He is also a Virgo. Who loves dogs. And has addictive personality. I'm convinced him and me are absolutely the same.
  • It's like there were two Antichrists. Or Holiday Armadillo and Santa in one room. The world will implode.
  • Have I not gushed over how hot Hardy is in that trailer yet? Allow me.
  • My God, he looks like a lumberjack that massacres the entire forest and then fucks you right there in the wintery woods.
  • Have I actually typed those words?
  • Anyways...
  • The trailer for Spectre! Yes, let's go with that since Craig basically annihilates my libido right away. Lea Seydoux and Monica Bellucci playing Bond girls and just by doing so already making the characters interesting should be enough for me to see this one. Waltz looks kinda awful. Not only is it another of uninspired 'let's hire that foreign actor to play a villain' cliché but also he looks like he is simultaneously bored AND phoning it in.
  • Apparently Tom Cruiseis marrying a 22 year old? And people scream age difference again. He doesn't look 53. Scream about his weird ass beliefs not age if you must. 
  • Hey, remember when weeks ago I was like "damn, I need to catch up on Hannibal before Armitage shows up because I'm only on 3x02". Well, the new episode is out and I'm still on episode 2.
  • Also I'm still where I was in Daredevil series.
  • ...and I still have months worth of Conan episodes to watch.
  • But never fear. In 2 weeks time it's my time to take a week off. So I shall do at least one of the above. Or just...sleep. I'm down to 4h per night again.
  • Josh ranks Marvel Cinematic Universe films
  • Alex writes about the documentary Amy
  • Brittani and Ruth review Ant-Man 
  • Andrew delivers the worst news ever in the history of blogging
  • literally the only thing to make me laugh after news like this is my favorite blogger bringing us new gems of reviews every single day this week - m.brown reviews It Follows and tons of other things so check it out!
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