(291) Good girl + links

I gifed the above (it's from The Prestige) because clearly I have no regard for my safety, health and life. And I put the above gif on tumblr because clearly my recklessness applies to those poor thousands of people following me there.

This has been reblogged along with another gifset I'll share in a moment - that I also made - with gloriously filthy tags.

Yes, I am proud of myself.

I'm not kidding here.

Boo kangaroo stopped shaving. I just love whenever this happens. Also he emerged in the suit. I love whenever that happens too.

Also look at him flying like an angel.

No, please. By all means tweet videos of yourself playing golf shot from behind, sir.

I'm fine.

I'm all right.

I'm not on the floor, breathless.

This was on Wednesday. This is when I started fearing for my life because he legitimately gets even more handsome with each day of the week.

Also this guy taking a picture with him is chill. I'd be getting arrested right then and there if it were me.

And this....I just hope it isn't back. Fuck you, Sun.

He is just trolling us. Why can't he sit like a gentleman!!!?

It's like his pants are about to burst and it is about to attack the Earth.

Logan is a gift that keeps on giving. From Empire interview:

Today the greatest movie of 2017 and one of the greatest movies of all time rightfully took the crown as the most critically beloved superhero movie of all time.

I legit almost shouted when I saw that and seeing Hugh being so proud of this was awesome.

I was wrong. There is something besides limo sex missing from this wonderful movie.

I have so many ideas. Oh God. Oh God.

First of all I should play the Squirrel Girl. I have gap between my front teeth and I sound like a squirrel. I'd easily communicate with them. I am perfect for this.

Also "Logan's Fantasy Sex Dungeon" is now the greatest four words written in succession I've ever read. It's also now the title of my Broadway play (see last RF) which I clearly need to set in X-Men universe.

Guys...I'm gonna be so fucking rich.

Seriously:

SERIOUSLY:

So this weekend yet again I found myself watching trashifre just because Hugh was in it. 2008's Deception (which I have seen THREE times by now) where a woman actually chooses McGregor over him just because Hugh is a bit of a psychopath in this.

Are you fucking kidding me? So he strangled a few people. Who cares? It's not like he killed a dog or something.

*I sense I should stop now*

It was...an experience.

AND OF COURSE I GIFED IT AND PUT IT ON TUMBLR:

*excited squirrel noises*

Seriously though this idea that lawyers have some sort of sex list and you use it and call a guy and then Hugh Jackman shows up in a hotel to bang you.

I have been a lawyer for 3 years now and it's pretty much the opposite of that. That fucking film may be the most out-there fantasy movie I've seen. Ents from Lord of the Rings are more plausible than this shit. Like literally walking, talking trees are more plausible than a man like Hugh Jackman nailing me.

*see, I sensed I should have stopped and yet I just kept going*

Here's the kind of fuckery that is going on when I'm at work, apparently:

I'm working my ass off and these two are having fashion shows. But 9-day long vacation, here I come! I plan on rewatching Twin Peaks and watching the new season, so hopefully I'll actually manage to do that.

Bruce Wayne reacting to Wonder Woman RT score. A must watch.

Interview with 9-year old Lilly Aspell who plays young Diana. That girl sounds more mature than I ever will.

Beautiful piece on the movie. I highly recommend reading it especially to men so that they can understand why for the ladies this movie is so important.

Here's out of context gif that is nonetheless hilarious:

This is exactly what happens to me several times a day when I scroll down my twitter feed, see picture of Hugh and then I remember there are three other people with me in the office.

Did they see me smile like an idiot? Did I moan? Crap.

I was thinking about it this week and Wonder Woman's romance arc is the second best in CBM genre.

The best is obviously me watching Logan and Hugh on the screen in Logan. You can't top that wild, insane, animalistic passion. The cinema screen should have caught on fire and we should have all died in there. Actually no, it wouldn't catch fire, given the chair situation - that would kinda be like a fire starting in a sea park...but The IT Crowdtold us it can happen.

But anyways me wetting the chair during Logan aside, Diana and Steve were just lovely. And Steve actually felt like a person. It's interesting that all those times a man was a protagonist in CBM the women just felt like they were there to help him out and adore him and here Steve had his own thing going and his principals and beliefs clashed with Diana's. Meanwhile remember someone like ~~droopy dog that exploded~~ Rachel from TDK? Of course you don't because why would you.

TDK is one of the most overrated films in cinematic history. I was actually going to write a whole post about this but I cannot die before I see Hugh everywhere this Oscar season. And if I write a post about this Christopher Nolan's deranged fans would definitely kill me. And I'm pretty sure after the might of Logan just knocked TDK on its ass from 1st RT place these kooks are in homicidal mood already.

But at least TDK is an all right movie. Did you guys know there are people out there who think BvS is a masterpiece? Like, no sarcasm, no irony. They actually believe that. They even write posts about it. Unashamed. I do realize I'm the last person who should judge anyone but someone wrote this week that BvS is a more relevant movie than Logan. I saw that post and almost had a stroke.

Meanwhile, Wonder Woman won top prize at that Trailer Awards thingy. This winning over Logan's Hurt trailer, as good as Wonder Woman's trailers were, is an absolute travesty. Logan's second trailer with awesome Way Down We Go was also better than all WW's trailers combined. That moment with 'oh baby yeah' and him with claws out? Oh, that's good stuff.

*it's imperative now that I STOP*

Wondy is set for another #1 weekend at the box office while TheMummy is ~~probably~~ most definitely gonna bomb. The reviews for this thing are horrible. I wonder if they are still gonna go with that Dark Universe or whatever the fuck thing. Why not. If DCEU can launch off vacant, forgettable Man of Steel starring a man so devoid of charisma it actually sucks out the charisma of the surrounding actors. then anything can launch off a turd.

So yes, Tommy Gurl is gonna have a very bad time at the next Scientology Summit.

Here's first official look at Emily Blunt in that new Mary Poppins thing.

This doesn't look remotely interesting to me but with Blunt in the lead role it will probably be charming enough for me to see it.

Incredibly sad news - Tom Hardy's beloved dog Woody passed away. Tom shared a beautiful goodbye for him.It's especially tragic because Woody was only 6 years old. But it's a consolation that those were very happy 6 years - Tom and his wife love their dogs so much.

So now for something happy. One of the women here in Poland decided to gift Tom Hanks with the iconic car from our country. We don't actually have them on the streets anymore (even though we still live in a slightly different era here, I still have a VCR in my room and old fashioned TV set...you know the one with the big thing in the back whatever that thing is called. Seriously that's how I watch TV) but I remember seeing so many of those when I was a little girl. Well anyways, since that woman's birthday was yesterday Tom Hanks - with the help from our cinematographer Janusz Kaminski who often works with him - sang our Polish version of Happy Birthday for her. The funniest bit is that Hanks says the entire America is waiting for him to receive the car and Kaminski - in Polish - says that "he's exaggerating a bit".

Alien: Trashfiredropped another 62% this week. Are you proud of your Inter-Fassbender erotica, Ridley?

First poster for Black Panther on the left. Improved version on the right:

I desperately need the kids on tumblr to get.a fucking job so they don't have time for things like... this anymore.

Liam Gallagher, everybody:

I really just can't with what Nicole Kidman is wearying here.

But here is Brad Pitt and his bulge looking good in a grey suit.

Chris Pine keeps winning those shameless Chris wars. I'm saying shameless because people, who seem to really have absolutely no awareness keep including Chris Pratt there. It's really offensive to the other three to be mentioned in the same sentence with this pet abuser.

and finally the Apocalypse really is near because George Clooney is a dad. I mean I'm sure there are hundreds of illegitimate kids of his running around but The official Clooneys welcomed their babies.

m.brown wrote an excellent review of Wonder Woman. It's truly an impressive accomplishment - worthy of his own, separate bullet point - considering how he wrote the bulk of it with his penis.

Brittani, Dell, Steven, Dan, Keith, Myerla, Katy and Mariah also review the film

MettelRay suggested some interesting double features

Sonia reviewed Christine

Alex features Billy Crudup in his In Character series