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  • The hashtags. Mother of God, the hashtags!  --->
  • I think I actually died and this is coming to you from beyond.
  • Oh good, the interviews for the film have started. This one is hysterical. The interviewer actually has the balls to ask about Weinstein and Affleck is bending over backwards not to look worse than he already looks. And Jason looks like he is literally praying to God for that "joke" not to come up.
  • Affleck really needs to stop talking.
  • And yet he is talking
  • I can't handle this bit! Is he on some sort of mission to kill all women? Well, all women except for Brittani.
  • I need that blooper in my life so bad.
  • Lord, that yawn.
  • That radio interview is audio porn.
  • Corden's show Thursday and Graham Norton's show Friday. Please Graham don't show my tweets on television. Particularly the seahorse one.
  • So Jason wants to host SNL. And Ben's girlfriend is a producer of it  or something. JUST MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL, AFFLECK
  • Henry's impersonation of Jason is probably the funniest thing I watched all month.
  • Seriously.
  • I have very clearly traveled back in time and stole all of his shirts:
  • *noises*
  • For the love of God, IT'S ICELAND!!!
  • Behind the Scenes from the movie. Affleck is so lucky:
  • God, I wish he broke my dishes.
  • Occasionally I browse Lipstick Alley at work. This literally made me go:
  • Clip from the movie. I'm so glad this scene is gonna be in the film. I hope he throws him through the window right after.
  • Another one. Jesus, after I come home from cinema I'm gonna need to bathe in ice cubes like Charlize in Atomic Blonde.
  • WB really knows what they are doing with this marketing. Merely 30 seconds long TV spot and they still found a way to include that epic shot in there.
  • Oh hell, this is just like those character videos from Squad.
  • The embargo drama is freaking killing me. Apparantely the social media embargo for critics is lifted in few hours. There are lots of good DC fans. They deserve good movie. Jason deserves good movie. Gal deserves a good movie. Henry does. And Zack Snyder who seems like a perfectly lovely person does too.
  • In the meantime garbage fight! on twitter between "critics" - 1,2
  • And here's beautiful promo still of Mera, played by Amber Heard:
  • I really hope she has good chemistry with Jason. I mean yes, sure, an inanimate object would have a good chemistry with him but who knows. She gets to play the luckiest character in DC. I hope she does it well. 
  • When, I say the luckiest I mean I hope they avoid all the tragedy in her arc in comics. That's just cruel.
  • Khaleesi reunion! (1,2,3,4). And just what the hell happened in Belfast last night?!
  • Now let us travel to Australia or rather Georgia....
  • ....where the wig is back. Why? Just...why?
  • The posters from The Greatest Showman. Oh man....
  • Ugh look how happy he is! This is just gonna be painful to witness, isn't it. Apparently FOX didn't even schedule any awards screenings for this one. But they did schedule some for Logan and also on this week we got few new beautiful stills from the film:
  • So now for the unpleasant. I'm honestly disappointed Hugh didn't issue a statement about the situation in Hollywood. And then there is the matter of him repeatedly working with Singer. I understand doing so when he was at the beginning of his career, But at the time of Days of Future Past if he said "no, I won't work with this person" there is no way the studio wouldn't go with their biggest star wishes. And there is no way he didn't know. Him, Ian, Patrick. All of them knew. And let's hope that's their only crime there.
  • And for even more unpleasant aka how am I doing? Well, today I walked next to shelf with Christmas clothes for dogs and started to cry in the middle of the store. And facebook does this 'memories' thing so whenever I log in I see pictures from before September this year. So I don't log in anymore. And what happened to my baby is just the tip of the iceberg of what has happened to me.
  • It must seem so silly to relentlessly tweet and post about a hot actor and one movie that may not even be good but hey, it distracts me. And it's literally the only thing that successfully distracts me.
  • Jessica Chastain is trying to do something about Singer and people point out to her that she just finished shooting The Dark Phoenix which Singer produced. She is lying and saying she had no idea he produced it (how is that possible?! it's not) when she signed and had no dealings with her. But at least it's better than saying nothing which practically the entire cast of the franchise is guilty of. Also considering that he is so well protected - even Spacey is gone and he isn't - I wonder if Jessica is gonna be in trouble because of this.
  • Chloe from Smallvilleis in a sex cult. Louis CK story is breaking. I can't even comment on the hellish nightmare that are Charlie Sheennews
  • I kinda have a crush on Jon Bernthal, and what a guy he is. Also yey The Punisher next weekend!
  • WBis seriously trippin' balls with their Oscar campaigns. The supporting actor candidates list there is just hysterical.
  • However no one is trippin' as hard as Ridley Scott is. I mean...the series didn't run out. Scott took the series, shat on it and flute-fingered it to death.
  • But at least he is doing this now. "Insiders tell The Hollywood Reporter that Scott made the decision unilaterally and only notified Sony of his decision late Wednesday afternoon. Plummer was actually the first choice for the role, but top studio executives wanted a bigger name.". Ridley may be ruining the Alien's legacy but this is badass. 
  • Can we replace Spacey in everything now?
  • New poster for I, Tonya.
  • We need to stop Disney before it owns us all. 
  • And somewhere Ryan Reynolds is on his knees praying that this doesn't happen.
  • In the meantime take a look at the first poster forDeadpool sequel. Appealing to the perspective new boss already, I see. 
  • We are getting season 2 of Big Little Lies for some reason.
  • Yep and water is not wet and I'm not a moronic lunatic
  • Brittani reviews Ragnarok
  • Alex shares another piece on making his movie Wait and once I regain my will to do things worthy of my time I will absolutely watch it and read all about it
  • Jordan reviews Good Time
  • Dell writes about films he saw in October
  • Sonia reviews Saw
  • While there is no specific review I can link to from this lair of perversions, as usual if you are not reading m.brown's stuff you are living your life wrong. More wrong than me (who reads his stuff) and that should scare you.

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