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So I have been watching a lot of movies over Christmas break.

Did You Hear About the Morgans? Fucking Netflix and all that trash they have there. Hugh Grant really tried, though.

The Stepford Wives (rewatch) - Glenn Close and Nicole Kidman were great but it's such a mediocre movie. But at least Viggo reference was awesome.

Secret in their Eyes - awful remake. Watching Julia Roberts do her failed Oscar baiting was embarrassing. It was maximum effort too - awful wig, no make up, ugly crying and jumping into a dumpster.

Hellboy 1 and 2- they are OK but nothing special. But the new one is gonna be so much worse than this. The script was fun but the execution looks unbelievably cheap.

Batman Forever - Kidman was so horny in this it was as if I was watching myself.

Hot Rod - I think the only person who had as much fun as Ian McShane had in this movie was me watching Aquaman last Friday.

Deadpool 2: Super Duper Cut - Matt Damon is still in it but at least this version has more Enya

The Big Sick - oh that was delightful! I laughed so hard at the drive thru scene. Kumal should host the Oscars!

The Happytime Murders - why do I do those things to myself? This was awful but not as unbearable as Sorry to Bother You or as embarrassing as Cloverfield Paradox. My God, still not a single 10/10 this year and three 1/10s.

The Wicker Man (rewatch) - this is one of the funniest movies ever made. Nic Cage in a bear costume punching women left and right is one of the most iconique scenes in history of cinema.

Passengers - not the one with abominations starring in it. This one had stupid twists, Anne Hathaway and Patrick Wilson showing his ass again, so it was not a waste of time.

You Were Never Really Here - that was decent but what the fuck was the script for this? 5 lines written on a tissue? It's only 90 minutes long and it felt three times longer

Collateral Beauty - oh my God. Pena who is a Scientologist, Kate Winslet that Woody Allen defending nasty hag and Edward Norton botoxed so much he doesn't look like a human anymore, clearly he has burnt so many bridges this is the kind of a role he gets these days. There is so much who's who of human crap in this film I half expected Chris Pratt to show up. Even Keira Knightley's charm cannot pierce its way through so much garbage. The script was awful and the fact they used "Way Down We Go" in this trash is criminal.

The Hollow Point - this is a shitty western with Ian McShane and Patrick Wilson. I am telling you those screeners better start leaking because I'm trying to watch everything I have here (how did I accumulate so much trash?) and I am going progressively insane.

New photos from John Wick 3:

Yes, that is Halle Berry but hopefully her Midas Touch of shit won't affect this movie. And for the love of God those dogs better be all right.

New Black Mirror dropped on Netflix today. Here's the trailer. I am in the process of watching it. It's 'choose your own adventure' type of thing which is really cool. Also good luck to anyone trying to pirate it, how would one even go about it? It's not like Netflix is expensive, people.

This is embarrassing. We need to start locking the youths up and educate them. Or better yet - people just need to stop reproducing.

Better safe than sorry.

New photos from Hellboy and Hobbs and Shaw:

These fools are at it again. You can just seen how relieved Jake is having stopped trying to get an Oscar and just get all that CBM money.

What the fuck?

New photos from The Crown season 3:

Jason went to Hawaii for special Aquman events. A lot of magical things happened (1,2,3,4)

The promo tour is still in full swing and we are getting even more of adorable videos.

Aquaman already crossed 600 million worldwide. Everyone go say thank you to Mr. Wan!

Deadline published a whole article about how WB attracted women to the movie. Why on Earth would you write an entire article when a gif is sufficient?

Oh God he's just unreal.

This part is pure gold, though - "capitalizing on Momoa’s allure and initializing the social media trend #MOMSFORMOMOA. This was in response to Warners noticing a viral meme that grew among moms online: They yearned to take their kids –or anyone’s kids– to Aquaman as an excuse to see Momoa".

Are there women lined up in front of cinemas with signs "Let me borrow your kids"?

I found this picture today and I simply must share it --->

There is....so much....going on here.

And there is a whole bunch of new videos on his channel. I'm still trying to gather the energy to watch those.

And tomorrow I am going to see Aquaman again! YEY!

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