This right here is me after ditching BCoop and trying to get everyone to stan Bale because he is our last hope.
What am I talking about?
Critics Choice Awardshappened last Sunday. Bale won two awards while BCoop yet again got absolutely nothing. Bale is now the last person to stop Malek.
Come thru, Batman.
Also two ties there, but at least thanks to that both Gaga and Amy won. And Black Panther won for special effects. Because of course it did.
Ah yes, Gaga's horse. This is sad but BCoop should try to be in the papers somehow too. I don't know, do something. He just sits there looking like he is dead inside, which isn't helping his chances.
Jon Bernthal and Vera Farmigajoined the cast of The Sopranos prequel movie. Corey Stoll and Billy Magnussen also joined.
The Punisher season 2 dropped so I'm about to binge it till I collapse. Jon has a beard now!
The cast for Ryan Murphy's TV series about nurse Ratchedhas become even more impressive.
I have a question - what the fuck is wrong with people in USA? First they put Singer's movie on top and now when Kevin Hart is all over the news with his homophobic comments they went "oooh I must see this guy's new movie"?
Gross.
Here's trailer for John Wick 3 and gorgeous new posters:
That dog better be all right.
And here's trailer for Spider Man: Far From Home. Jake Gyllenhaal is finally gonna be in a movie that actually makes money.
Heads up to Mario that this will beGadot's voice, otherwise he won't notice.
AMPAS is now behaving like a bunch of teenage girls who shout that you can't sit with them.
Kumal who should be hosting will announce the nominees.
The first teaser for final season of Game of Thrones is here. It's meh and Sansa is still alive so...nope. I mean it says a lot about these actors when this is more effective.
Christopher McQuarrieis going to make 2 Mission: Impossible movies back to back. I am absolutely shocked it's still possible to insure Tom Cruise.
I have been rewatching Mad Men which is probably the worst thing to do when one is trying to quit smoking. Jon Hamm was so gorgeous in that series. I know he looks like he crawled out of dumpster these days and he is an asshole but yep, I'd start running and jump straight on that face. Also I do appreciate how much of that show revolves around him banging women (and Betty is so insufferable you almost don't mind him being a cheating animal) and people just randomly commenting on how handsome he is. It's like everyone in that show wants to fuck him. I'm surprised there are no scenes of birds crashing into his window, trying to get a piece of that and dying for it.
I had to stop all of that joy because on Monday Netflix removed Saving Private Ryan so on Sunday I finally watched that in its entirety. Obviously it's a great movie even though it features Matt Damon. Also Vin Diesel was in it so that's the only great movie he is in (except for the ones where he is voicing a CGI tree).
I also finally saw Bird Box. I liked it even less than A Quiet Place. It had some advantages over it - the protagonist got pregnant BEFORE the apocalypse started, Tom Hollander was in it and thanks to that Bird Box challenge maybe some morons will die and there will be less idiots in the world. But the script was bad - from the shameless and ridiculous exposition coming from Get Out guy to Trevante Rhodes' role basically coming down to him announcing he will open the door and others yelling at him not to. And they did Sarah Paulson so dirty!
And finally joyful news - Aquamanhas crossed 1 billion dollars in worldwide box office!