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Ladies and gentlemen.

Brad fucking Pitt:

New trailer for Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. It looks fun and it got pretty awesome reviews. Surprisingly, apparently it's tender. Unsurprisingly, there is a ton of shots of Margot's feet.

The cast made the appearance on red carpet in Cannes and I am not sure what is more noteworthy - how hot Brad Pitt looks (oh boy, DiCaprio must hate standing next to him) or what the FUCK Margot Robbie is wearing:

Her stylist must hate her more than I hate Sansa Stark.

Then the following day this was her hairstyle. Granted it was inspired bySharon Tate but it was still tragique.

Let us not forget in all of this excitement that Tarantino istrash. And brazen trash too. He could probably rape a cat right there on the red carpet and still get a standing ovation.

The Lightouse, the new movie from Robert Eggers', the director of The Witch, premiered in Cannes to insanely positive reactions.

And Florence won an award there. YEY!

Some new promo pics for The Rise of Skywalker.

We also have trailer for Downton Abbey movie. It looks wonderful!

So how did everyone enjoy the Thrones finale? It didn't go out with a bang, or a whimper but with a prolonged wet fart noise.

I haven't watched it yet, because why would I waste 80 minutes on this.

As I am typing these words the petition expressing disappointment in that season has reached the astounding 1.5 million signatures.

I had my revenge on Sunday. Michelle, I will never forget.

If I see one more tweet rejoicing that Sansa is Queen in the North or that Drogon burned the Throne because it was "an obsession" that killed Dany, not Jon, I will lose it. Sansa is a Bolton by choice to marry, who lost countless Northern lives and Dany was killed by another Stark without honor who killed his queen. Also don't you just love how Dany, who simply wanted to reclaim her birthright, is now "obsessed" and deserved to die?

Poor Nikolaj. Poor Emilia. And with this happening.

The showrunnerrs weren't just lazy, they were also completely disrespectful to the cast.

Can Dark Phoenix flop already so that Turner's five minutes are over? You have to be the extra kind of stupid to offend more than 1.5 million fans of your show.

To quote Al Swerengen: You incompetent fucks!

You disrespect the actors?

You wreck the show?

You decide Sansa lives?

You exclude Lady Stoneheart?

OK.

BUT YOU MADE JASON SAD.

VERY SAD.

You motherfuckers...

Jason went on to leave comments on Emilia's instagram. It's so sweet how supportive he has been of her work throughout the years. And she did a wonderful job, I really hope she at least gets an Emmy out of this.

At least the memes are AMAZING.

HBO is so freaked out about the deserved backlash season 8 is getting that they desperately placed Westworld season 3trailer before finale.

They clearly realize they lost majority of the small audience the show had because of the disastrous season 2 cause that trailer was so hilariously hiding it's Westworld. HBO should be promoting Deadwood movie right now, but since they never gave it the respect or marketing it deserved, it never gained the audience it should get.

This is gross and Pixar should sue.

I got so suck in my Deadwood rewatch that I didn't have the time to check out Dark Tower which Netflix added recently so unfortunately sooner or later I will end up watching it.

Here's another great review for the movie, only 7 days more of waiting!

The Dude abides.

Ladies and gentlemen, Oscar Isaac.

And here's the trailer for Toy Story 4. I thought that story was a joke and it is legit. Does Pixar want me to perv during this? Because I'm gonna.

Let me add several years to your lifespan.

"The puppies have all left. I'm all alone".

My heart.

My soul.

MY OVARIES.

Tag yourself I'm the one licking him.

It seems that every daythere isa new adorable story. There's dozens of these on twitter. And then there is this.

Netflix appears to have lured Keanu to another movie and the comments under the trailer are hilarious.

So I rewatched John Wick on Friday and I forgot how crazy hot that movie was. My review on letterboxd went pretty much exactly how you would expect it to go.

Those suits are so nice...and avenging the puppy!

*excited sexual noises*

Then on Sunday I rewatchedChapter Two (Netflix being useful for once by having both of those). How awesome is that moment when him and Common walk in the crowd of people and politely shoot at each other without anyone realizing?

And of course Ruby Rose living the dream:

And then on Monday since by some miracle the cinema that is 10 minutes away from my office was showing it 30 minutes after I finish work (it was like it was in the stars!) I saw Chapter 3.

That was a great movie and I will review it soon but I don't think one pervy review is enough so here we go....

Me when he was stitching himself.

Me when he was riding that horse.

Me when this happened.

Also was I supposed to be turned on when he was getting branded because I almost BLACKED OUT.

Chapter 4 was already announced. Considering these movies get hotter and hotter with each new one the next one may actually kill me.

Yep, here we go.

I have entered the new pervy valley and I shall be taking you, dear readers, along for that journey with me.

I even rewatched Knock Knock.

Why would I sit through the worst movie of 2015?

Because I misremembered his bare ass was in it.

That is what love is.

Watching garbage because you hallucinate ass sighting that wasn't there.

Then I asked you guys on twitter if I should watch Destination Wedding and you guys told me to do it so I did and it was adorable!

Here's my question though - how the hell did not one of you remember to tell me that there is about a minute long scene where Winona is describing his penis?

How does THIS slip your mind?

I could have DIED watching this, people!

Mario reviews Endgame

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