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  • Bad news - my exams are back on - 23 to 26 June. So this is the last post here till July.
  • I announced it on twitter and you were all so sweet to wish me luck, but some of the tweets only achieved making me even more horny (1,2,3)
  • New trailer for Tenet. Pattinson's character looks really fun and I love the dramatic "COMING TO THEATERS".
  • So Netflix added all Harry Potter films on Friday and yes, I rewatched them all while also doing the countdown to Watermelon Sugar (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8)
  • Jason and Peter Dinklageare teaming up again and Jason will play a vampire! Hopefully the movie is better than the one he played a werewolf in. 
  • Another amazing What We do in the Shadows episode! I One of the better in the season, so many returns in this one!
  • Snyder Cutis actually happening and will premiere on HBO MAX next year. They announced it during Man of Steel viewing party, which Cavill attended since you know, he has nothing else going on now that The Witcher isn't filming. I love how happy Jason is about this.
  • Everyone is criticizing Lana for this...what the hell? 
  • Timothy Olyphantis gonna be in season 2 of The Mandalorian!
  • First pictures from The Stand.
  • Harry content I tweeted this week - 1,2,3
  • We all know what I really want to talk to you all about.
  • In my wildest, most perverted dreams I didn't expect this video to be so completely not subtle at all. I LOVE IT SO MUCH.
  • On Monday I have been so excited since the morning but then when it dropped....behold MY TWEETS (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9)
  • So here we go with my highly professional analysis of Watermelon Sugar, the video:
  • 00:01: "This video is dedicated to touching". The way I stared at the screen all outraged about this man's complete luck of mercy on us.
  • 00:15: Look at him starting to finger that Watermelon
  • 00:26: It is at that point while watching the premiere I realized I made a huge mistake and should have cleared my browser history in case I DIED
  • 00:32: GOOD GOD DON'T TWIRL IT LIKE THAT!
  • 00:38: I almost passed out right there. When I close my eyes I CAN SEE THIS GIF.
  • 00:49: LOOK AT HIM GO
  • 00:54: Remember when they asked him if that song was about oral sex and he was like "oh okay is that what people think?"? And now he released THIS?! HOW DARE HE?!
  • 00:57: I HAVE NO WORDS
  • 01:02: Gee, Harry, what is this song about?
  • 01:14: Imagine getting to feed him a strawberry
  • 01:17: HE IS SUNSHINE
  • 01:23: I didn't even notice the lesbian action on the left because of what was happening on the right
  • 01:26: I want to be this watermelon more than I wanted to be that fish
  • 01:27: And they got paid for doing this!!!
  • 01:31: This little hand move here is one of the hottest moments in the video
  • 01:38: I want to do this so bad
  • 01:50: Good GOD
  • 01:58: If I were the girl in the hat I'd pass out
  • 02:03: Uhhhhhhh
  • 02:16: He is too beautiful to endure
  • 02:20: THE JOY! THE MADNESS! IN LIGHT OF HIS TECHNIQUE OF EATING....THE WATERMELONS!!!!
  • 02:25: Look at that smug bastard
  • 02:29: I never wanted to shove a....watermelon in someone's face more. Nudge Nudge. Wink Wink.
  • 02:32: Another suggestive image because why have mercy?
  • 02:33: THE SMUGNESS STRIKES AGAIN
  • 02:37: This is too cute!
  • 02:41: When you know what the watermelon represents this is a....powerful image
  • 02:45: SO HAPPY <3 
  • 02:49: That watermelon seed refused to let go and I relate to that
  • 02:51: The sun is blinding him like he is blinding me
  • 02:52: This is such a gorgeous shot
  • 03:00: Even the zoom ins in this thing were somehow erotic
  • I did a thing.
  • There were also some wonderful BTS pictures released but I'm too weak and turned on to link them all. Also here's the article about the video. He owns A WATERMELON FARM. I am screaming so loud.
  • There is so much praise for Harry's gentlemanly conduct on the set. I'm impressed by everyone's professionalism there. I'd straight up faint or throw up and probably throw myself at him, grab his leg and beg him to murder me or something.
  • I feel like this is the good note to end this post on.
  • So, see you in July and keep your fingers crossed!
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