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This week I saw Tom's documentary about poaching crisis in Africa. Shit like you can see in my gifset above happens in it.

Also there is this:

I basically do not know how I am not catatonic right now.

That's right. He made a documentary to raise awareness in order to save animals. He is basically like super sexy Noah who just walks around being crazy hot, showing off his good heart and petting dogs and elephants. And he takes of his shirt and rides an elephant into a river. I just...I just can't.

Oh have I mentioned that he is narrating this film too?

Can someone just tell him he is gonna murder someone inadvertently if he keeps it up? And that someone is gonna be me?

I'm a relatively good person, where is my Tom Hardy, damn it?!

There's more, my God, there is more.

There is this story I found on tumblr about how Tom took care of a cat, here is a part of it - "On the way back from the internet cafe yesterday, there’s this kitten in the road, and I’m like. hey kat whssup? then I had to double take. that’s a small cat as cats go. it’s prolly like a couple months old max. so I’m like hey little fella, and I look about but no one is looking for this thing. so I stopped and turned round and said hey kat where’s your family, and he’s like I don’t know. then he wanders up to me and bang he’s in my scoop"

How, how is he an actual real person? Also my biggest wish right now - that is in the realm of possibility - set up new profile somewhere and write, Tom!

Oh and that's not all. Tom did more of let's help the animals this week. He took part in the show For the Love of Dogs, which helps animals looking for adoption:

Have you seen that new poster? It's so beautiful.

If he does press for The Revenant I'm just gonna go insane.

On Halloween I was supposed to watch something from Mario Bava but I figured maybe I shouldn't scare myself shitless out of my own volition, so I watched Hocus Pocus instead, which I have never seen before. It was really a lot of fun, but for me the Yorkie dressed as Satan who chased off the witches stole the show from everyone.

I started watching the X Files because I never saw it before. I mean I saw bits and pieces of it over the years but I never actually sat down and watch episode after episode. So far I've seen 4 episodes and it's a great show but it will take me forever to see all of it.

Scream Queens had the best episode to date this week. It was so good - all the shade, the references and Emma was especially fierce here.

What is also fierce is my Scream Queens outfit game:

Look at Johnny Deppworking hard to pay for that island and his trophy wife. Ironically this trailer was probably better looking than the entire first film. At least there is color here.

Man, has this been a week of bad news. Not only Evans but Leto is now also out of that Girl on the Train adaptation. They had Luke Evans replace him, which is bad. But what is worse?

Emily made no attempt to gain weight. I really don't like this. I mean it's not like Rachel is a functional alcoholic - she is a mess. Blunt could really do something with the role but not when she is looking like this - this is the picture from the set of the film. I think Bennett and Ferguson will easily steal the thunder here.

There is newHateful Eight trailer which is kinda bad and the film still looks quite terrible to me. At least the music in the trailer was bitchin'.

But the true horror is the level of Sony's stupidity. There is gonna be no more Dragon Tattoo with Fincher, Craig and Mara. Nope. They are gonna reboot the series....by adapting the 4th book. Stephen Knight who is responsible for brilliant Locke is gonna write the script, so it may not be terrible, but apparently JLaw 2.0 Alicia Vikander is being considered for the part of Lisbeth. Oh, the horror.

And to make matters worse Eddie Redmayne's face was plastered everywhere this week because the first pictures from that ill-conceived Harry Potter sequel were released. If there will ever be a movie where Hardy punches Redmayne and that bitch goes down, I would climax and die upon seeing it happen.

Spectre is freaking everywhere - that TV spot must have been played about 100 times today. Here's a funny or horrific bit, depending how you look at it - there was an election here 2 weeks back and today the new ministers were supposed to be announced. But it didn't happen because yesterday instead of preparing for that our newly appointed officials....went to Spectre premiere. That's right. The forming of the polish government was delayed because our new Prime Minster and her posse went to see Daniel Craig's attempts to conceal his urge to shoot everyone and get the fuck out of this franchise. Meanwhile Craig is back paddling furiously on those slashing wrists comments. Don't do that, Daniel. We all love you when you're bitchy.

Josh reviews Steve Jobs

MettelRay writes about Crimson Peak

Brittani reviews Beasts of no Nation

Kevin lists 10 essential James Bond films and Ruth has special Five for Fifth Bond edition

Alex reviews Victoria

and finally there is nothing better than seeing a great movie, recommending it to people you adore and finding out they loved it - and this is the case here - m.brown reviews the amazing Bone Tomahawk

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