That dog is my spirit animal. He is just dragging Tom to the ground. No fucking around, just let's do this man.
Yep, yep. No new American Horror Story recaps. I haven't had the time to see it yet. Nor have I had the time to see the previous episode. I may see it tonight but there is no way I will find the time to write about this week. Or the next week. I just don't have the time for anything on the blog lately other than Rambling Friday and that's basically just happening because I just browse my twitter feed and tumblr from last week and gather everything I ranted about here.
Oh, fuck you life. I'm retaking the bar on Tuesday. It's gonna be my annual embarrassment again and I will be stuck at my awful job for yet another year until I finally pass it, If I ever pass it. It's around 20,000 possible test questions, from roughly 25 various legal acts, with 4 different answers. It's so much stuff. I managed to get through 15,000 but that's nothing - they get mixed up in my head, there is always a big chance I simply forget some of it or get questions out of the 5,000 I haven't done. You need at least 120 out of 150 to pass and then there is the second exam. It's maddening.
Let's just look at more of Tom with dogs ---->
So this week I was mostly studying, which also required me taking some time off work - so basically not only am I losing time and energy and money but also days off and I only have 20 of those a year. I am now unable to take any time of work for Christmas time. And yes, this is the amount of posts you guys get when I'm actually home and not at work - 1. Per week.
I had the time to watch End of Tour which was very nice, little indie movie. It wasn't anything spectacular but the performances from Segal and Eisenberg were great and the script was very well written.
I rewatched Ant-Man and it's really such a brilliant movie. It's so innovative and different comparing to all the other Marvel films. Rudd's casting was probably the most inspired casting in superhero film since RDJ and the whole thing just has so much humor and heart. And those visual effects are just incredible, even on the small screen.
And how brilliant is Michael Douglas in this?! Again I totally tore up during the scene where he tells Hope what happened to her mother. It's really such a lovely father/daughter relationship story both with Scott and his kid and Hank and Hope. It had more heart than the many recent Marvel films combined.
Also no matter what happens there is obviously always time for new Scream Queens. My God the levels of Chanel's shade were just insane this week!
I loved all of it - the random appearance of Scotland Yard guys, the flashbacks of Chanel as a little girl, her heartfelt conversation with Grace...also did anyone else totally laugh out loud when they showed Wes in the flashback and the actor looked exactly the same except he was wearing that goofy hat? My God, that was hysterical.
I also saw Morning Glory which was a nice enough romantic comedy. Amusingly it contains a scene where a bunch of women are talking about how dreamy Patrick Wilson's character is. There was a scene just like that in Little Children. Does he have a description of his trademark scene written in his resume somewhere? It's a miracle the cannibal Indians in Bone Tomahawk didn't just stop, look at him and go "man, I'd bang this guy so hard".
Hey, speaking of Wilson I caught up withFargo until episode 4 and it just makes me certain that I'm right in my "Nick Offerman should be in EVERYTHING" crusade. He just makes everything better.
JLaw fell once again on the premiere of Hunger Games. What is the deal with her? Does she have some sort of drug problem? Or does she think this is funny? Well she would, she thinks Amy Schumer is funny.
Meanwhile here is someone who is genuinely funny and stole that basic bitch's thunder - Woody Harrelson showed up on the red carpet in his pyjamas.
Please stop giving Shia Lebouf attention. Stop.
So Suicide Squadwill probably be PG-13. That's a shame.They have really dark characters at play here so why not take it even further and go for R? This movie will do well. Teenage Leto fangirls would still find a way to get in.
Guys! GUYS! Margot Robbie is in The Big Short! In bubble bath! If this is not in Academy voters taste, their dicks are definitely not working.
You know I'd much rather watch a reality show with Daniel Craig than Spectre:
Wyman Manderly is showing up in season 6 of Game of Thrones. I almost have no strength to write about the idiocy of David Benioff and Dan Weiss anymore. Jesus, the basic thing is to introduce the characters early enough so that the people who watch the show get used to them. Now it’s like season 5 is this gigantic filler with awful writing and downright vile and offensive plot lines like “let’s have Sansa raped” and “let’s have Stannis kill his daughter for no reason and then get killed by a moron aka let’s just slaughter House Baratheon in 10 minutes of screentime” and now they are furiously back paddling and including Manderly, Euron, The Freys, The Tullys…though do not be surprised if every single character returns but these misogynistic fucks still don’t feature Lady Stoneheart.Too little, too fucking late. Enjoy your damn Emmys.
I actually blame HBO more than these two. If you are going to do a project this ambitious and this expensive you should be able to give your writers the outline for it - it was already a smash hit in season 1, so they could have easily set a number of seasons to go, not change it on the whim because maybe a waitress in a restaurant informed someone in charge at HBO "Hey, there is so much stuff in the books that are not on the show!". Now we have 3 switch points - seems that 1. after season 3 2. during writing of season 5 and 3. during writing of season 6 completely insane decisions were made because HBO kept changing the amount of seasons. Season 5 will now be completely disjointed from all of the show - hey, there is a Northern story line but nothing really happens and what happens - where were all those stark loyalists during battle Bolton vs Stannis - makes no sense, hey Brienne just kinda sorta looked at the candle but wait we have stuff for her now, hey remember Grejyoys? they were absent for a year, but look! Here's a new Greyjoy! We could have totally used that in season 5 so that Balon wouldn't, moronically, became a winner of the war of 5 kings, but we didn't.