(292) Eat your stupid pancakes and stop moaning! + links

So I finally gifed the above from Hugh's last appearance on Jimmy's show back when he was promoting Logan and they played that game where Hugh had to lip read what Jimmy is saying.

I have a pick for the word Hugh almost accidentally said there. What starts with "p", is "bad" (to say on TV) and is probably closest to 'Peppermint Patty' which Hugh must have thought of there?

....

Exactly.

Seriously, one of these days he is gonna do something and I will just spontaneously stop living.

I have tweeted some porn this week (1,2,3,4) and of course this....

...but if you think I'm bad...and this is all unprovoked fangirl escalation that seems to be getting worse and worse with each week....

THIS is what Hugh tweeted on Wednesday.

Listen to the audio there.

I can't. I can't deal.

PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU, SIR.

Eat your stupid pancakes and stop moaning!

This is so obscene and wonderful...oh God.

It's not even the first time he did this to us. The new one is worse though. And when I say "worse" I mean far more...exciting.

...

.......

Let's just move on and stop listening to this on the loop.

He moaned at those pancakes in London and then he was in Florence (1,2).

While he was in Florence this picture was taken and I just left the Earth for about 5 minutes after I saw it.

Then he was back in London for Logan Noir premiere yesterday.

(Yep, angels do have the power of teleportation)

Here's supercute video of Hugh introducing the movie and Dafne who was also there so yey cute pictures time again:

So The Greatest Showman screened....and the initial word is that it's not good. Sure it's just some rumours based on a screening 6 months in advance...but Zac Efron? He is cursed. He is like Armie Hammer. Anything he touches turns to shit,

I knew Hugh being a producer is not necessarily a good sign. He also produced Wolverine Origins.

Oh boo boo.

Oh no.

Fox, come on. Push for Logan. Re-release it this winter. Make Showman be a leverage for Hugh to get nomination for Logan, not the other way around. Do it. Just do it. Ryan Reynolds promoted himself and the movie to Golden Globes nominations. And that's Ryan Green Lantern shitty Deadpool in Origins running away from vampire Pomeranian in Blade 3 fucking Reynolds! This is Hugh Jackman! And Logan is better, serious, there is a narrative. For the love of God just do this.

Then later on in the week there were few 'oh I heard it was good' reactions. So who knows. It's just all so fucked already because this would be so easy if Logan simply premiered in the fall and was Hugh's only entry in Oscar race this year.

But if a miracle does happen and Hugh is actually nominated for Logan then me slaughtering goats as sacrifice is not just gonna be running joke in RF,

It's gonna be the horrifying reality goats live in.

I am very emotional about all of this.

Yes, I rewatched Kate & Leopold. As usual here is the selection of twitter madness:

That film is such a gift. And as you may recall from my previous livetweet of it - because I know your lives stops whenever I do this and you sit there in anticipation to read this overwhelming wisdom of my tweets - it was also done by James Mangold, the director of Logan. It's part of the porn trilogy, along with The Wolverine. There is no other word for all that riding on a white horse, cutting down trees, wearying reading glasses filth.

(I'm about to live tweet X-Men and X2 so may God have mercy on my followers' souls)

I think the fact Hugh once peed his pants while performing on stage as Gaston is actually slightly more embarrassing t han this story.

Dali is so sassy!

Of course nothing tops Gustav who at one point of the week walked into my room, farted and then promptly got out.

This week in let's disguise tragedy as comedy tweets:

Also this happened:

Educate our youths, please.

Somebody did a cool thing and put Wonder Woman crown on the Fearless Girl statue.

Evan Rachel Wood and her son are also big fans of Diana

Of course while I'm so happy for Wondy I do not let my girl pride overshadow my favorite things in life:

Here's the chart ----->

Doctor Strange is #3 and Logan is #10. This is just disgraceful.

People magazine has an interview with Gal's make up artist for the film. You know, so that women can recreate her look. Oh yes. Because ALL I need to look just like Gal Gadot is some LIGHT FOUNDATION and CONCEALER.

And that's including how she looks in real life posing for cute picture with her husband.

After Wonder Woman women are apparently taking pictures of themselves with swords hidden in their dresses. I do not understand a purpose of this but I look forward to aftermath pictures when any of them sits down, forgets the sword is there and impales her ass on it. Also why do they have swords lying around to take a picture with? What the hell is going on?

Chastainis gonna be the villain in next X-Men film. Whatever keeps her away from DCEU where she is a popular fan casting for Ivy is fine by me. I don't want her anywhere near DC, She is more often than not an extremely bland actress and I just can't listen to her opinions so seeing how I read a lot about DC just please stay away from this, woman.

Also Turner, Lawrence and Chastain in one movie where there won't be boo kangaroo? I will never ever watch that thing. And God help them if they even dare to mention him in this disaster.

James McAvoy initially instagramed about the movie and included a shout out to Chastain and after that he added this. Ooooh James you got in trouble, gurl.

Further proof that Chris Pine is indeed the best Chris.

Elizabeth Bankshas done something very unwise this week. Oh, Betty. No. While this was not the smartest move people bringing race into this is just ridiculous. Jesus Christ, she has forgotten about one movie that was made years ago. I'm sure black women are not invisible to Elizabeth Banks. But here come the hysterics. She has since sincerely apologized and I must say that going after someone like Spielberg, even if she worded it terribly, shows balls. Not much brains, but balls. And these matter. Someone like previously mentioned Chastain who simply vaguely states films in Cannes are misogynistic doesn't have them. I'll always respect courage when it comes to women in Hollywood who actually name names, so Banks is someone I respect and Chastain, carefully tiptoeing not to stand on any toes, is not.

Some critic at some publication (I don't read stuff written by those who were paid to write it, I rather read the words of those who love movies and aren't worried about clicks) made some asinine list of top 25 films of 21st Century and now everyone is making their own.

I made one too because I feel there is just not enough praise for The Prestige and Logan in the world.

Oh look, The Fountain is there too.

(Lucky thing I don't like Prisoners, huh? I've seen that one on several of those lists)

Also Spy is there, yes. Because fuck you, that's why.

Also introducing - my The Prestige is underrated twitter thread rant. This is what happens when I was supposed to be doing my summer cleanse this week but instead had a very big drink.

J-boo dropped some hints about his Blade Runner character amidst his ramblings about strippers and chicken nuggets. I had to read what he said three times. He really is on whole other level, isn't he?

The director of next Star Wars episode made a movie called The Book of Henry which is getting truly terrible reviews. When is the last time Naomi Watts made a good movie?

The Goat from the Witch has a cameo in It Comes at Night.

Scarlett Johansson looked absolutely terrible at Rough Night premiere. This hairstyle and make up is tragic. Now this atrocity is something I can match with light foundation and concealer.

The Versace season of American Crime Story is gonna air before the Katrina season. This is excellent news.

I haven't actually get a lot - or anything - done during my vacation. But I did rewatch the entire Twin Peaks and tomorrow for the first time ever I will watch Fire Walk With Me. My God, the second half of season 2 is almost unbearable. I know the show went downhill once Laura's killer was revealed but some of those storylines...James and that blonde who frames him for her husband's murder, Ben Horne going insane, the whole Josie thing...I sincerely hope The Revival is amazing because sitting through the last ten episodes of the show - finale and all the scenes with Lynch as Gordon Cole aside - was a truly awful experience.

and finally and this is just so heartwarming and lovely - this is how Wonder Woman is changing the world, one powerful little girl at the time --->

Jay really didn't like the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie

Allie reviews Baywatch

Adrian wrote a great piece about Wonder Woman

MettelRay, Brittani and Sonia pick three movies based on real events

Dell reviews Ghost in the Shell

m.brown reviews Eddie the Eagle. Haha, no. It's now been 3 months that I have been waiting for him to see it and review it. He is also starting his summer break soon...so now I will annoy him and relentlessly keep telling him to watch Prisoners and Les Mis. I just really really really want my favorite blogger to review those. This week he reviews Captain Underpants and you should read it as everything he writes.

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