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Foxcatcher

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Foxcatcher tells the story based on real events. John du Pont, eccentric millionaire and wresting enthusiast, invited Olympic gold medalist Mark Schultz to stay on his farm and be part of the wrestling team John coaches. The movie details the complicated personalities of two men, their odd relationship and Mark's older brother Dave care for his brother, as well as the inevitable tragedy that occurred on Foxcatcher farm.

We had a lot of themes in movies in 2014. One of such themes, a common thread in many films, were the lives of outsiders. Some just odd, but friendly, like in The Skeleton Twins. Some dangerous and psychopathic, like in Gone Girl and Nightcrawler. But there were no outsiders stranger in films of 2014 than those depicted in this film.I'm not just talking about John du Pont. Mark Schultz, compassionately portrayed by Channing Tatum, is an outsider too. He would be completely lonely had it not been for his caring brother Dave. When du Pont reaches out to him, Mark feels special, he feels found. It stroke me that this is a guy who was always in the shadow of his brother - who was more well adjusted and friendly, a family man, everyone's favorite pal. And now there is someone who finally takes interest in Mark.

As for du Pont he was living for other people's admiration and approval, in spite of all the luxuries and money he had, he still felt awful if others didn't look up to him. The film refrains from showing his paranoid behavior for the better half of its run time so in some moments you genuinely feel bad for him, seeing him humiliate himself, this sad, little man doing everything for others to pat him on the back. There is a cringe worthy scene of him showing off as a coach in front of his mother and it's almost impossible not to feel sorry for him in this sequence.
There are a lot of claims being made that this is a cold movie. It's very far from truth. This film is screaming with emotions, it's simply that these are negative, destructive, depressing emotions. Feelings of being alone, abandoned, discarded, under appreciated. Mark and John live for approval of others and without it, when they fail, no matter how small of a failure they suffer, they collapse into pits of either deep depression or profound insanity.

We see these two men strive for respect of others and the film provides so many effective scenes, no matter what happens, whether that respect is gained or lost - when John is having fun with he team there is uneasiness to it, because even though they are all cheering for him, you know they still think he is an incredibly odd guy. Another powerful moment happens when John loses it with Mark and slaps him Mark spins out of control.
Because of the unpredictability of these two and the destructive energy of these scenes Mark Ruffalo's Dave shines so bright. Here is a good guy, someone everyone likes, someone who loves his family and who is there for his brother. In comparison to all those moments even when Mark and John's destructive qualities peek through, Dave's warmth comes in and hits you even more powerfully.

The film's conclusion comes in out of nowhere, again because of the film's downplaying of du Pont's actions. It's the single most shocking thing I've seen last year. I knew it will happen, I knew it will happen in that scene but seeing it go down just made my heart ache. Seeing the most decent character in the film suffer such fate and knowing this is actually what happened hits you like a ton of bricks.
There is such profound honesty to scenes with Dave in this movie, but the most deeply memorable honesty is in scenes with magnificent Vanessa Redgrave who plays du Pont's mother. Du Pont lives in fantasy world - no one tells him the truth because he pays them money so no one wants to risk that. He even wins some wrestling matches because his people paid off his opponents (something that he was probably in the dark about). He lives in this gigantic bubble and whenever something doesn't go according to his plan, whenever people don't act like the chess pieces on his personal board, he snaps. His disbelief about Dave not wanting to come over to the farm and take his money is so incredibly well portrayed by Carell. Here's the guy who never heard 'no, I don't want your money' before in his entire life.

And it's only his mother, the person whose approval means the most to du Pont, that tells him the truth. She is cold to him and we only see her in short moments, but there is so much mystery to her character. It's clear she failed rising John. But did she fail because she loved him, spoiled him and now turned bitter seeing what she has done to her own son? Or was she always cruel and dismissive of him? Redgrave has such short screentime here but she is absolutely mesmerizing - she depicts such profound disgust and disappointment.
Director Bennett Miller for me is the guy who should be getting all the love Christopher Nolan is getting. This is a proper director right here. Interestingly he made three movies so far, all made about real events. And he has chooses such interesting stories as his subject - while we all know the story of Capote or at least we heard of it, the stories of Billy Beane, the Schultzes and Du Pont are relatively unknown.

He takes all those stories and he always shows them with such patience, with so much detail, never judging the characters, never appearing subjective, just carefully, meticulously showing us these people, telling us their stories, leaving us to make our own conclusions. It's a very effective, respectful and fascinating way to make a movie. This is what makes his movies so immensely rewatchable for me - he makes those people so interesting and so mysterious, he tells you a lot about them, but still enough to make you wonder  - why did they do the things they did? Why did they become this way?
The directing is fantastic but what really stays with you are the three main performances.
According to Channing Tatum, he and Mark Ruffalo spent an intensive five to six months training for wrestling, which had taken its toll on the actors. During one particularly physical take, Channing insisted to Ruffalo to "to just slap the shit out of me and get it over with", which resulted in Channing's eardrum accidentally getting popped. The actors would train after filming, which would leave them in tears due to exhaustion. It's such a commendable effort and the wrestling scenes in the film look very realistic, particularly with Ruffalo, who used to wrestle in his youth.

But what really strikes you is how well these actors portrayed their characters. Tatum has been choosing some very varied roles lately, doing both comedy and drama, and he is really wonderful here portraying fragile and confused Mark. And Ruffalo, who always brings such warmth to his characters, is just excellent as Dave. His interview scene where Dave is forced to praise du Pont, someone he clearly despises and pities, is a powerhouse of acting.
But for me it's Steve Carell who steals the movie. I've spent hours, probably days if you add that time up, laughing at his work in The Office where he played Michael Scott. Carell is one of the funniest comedy actors out there but I was very impressed with his lovely work in underseen Seeking a Friend for the End of the World few years ago. But here, what he did in Foxcatcher, it's truly worthy of all the praise.

I'm normally not a big fan of an actor changing the way they look for performance. It reeks of Oscar bait. But here, while Carell's physical transformation is incredible - he is barely recognizable - the way he transforms his movement, his voice, his facial tricks, it's even more astonishing. There were only one or two moments in the whole film where I felt this is the same actor who played Michael Scott.
The way that du Pont madness is shown is toned down in the movie. I think in part it's because largely we are watching Mark's perspective - and he wants John approval, therefore he probably dismisses most of his insane antics - and in part because that is Miller's way of telling a story - he leaves it for you to decide why what happened, happened. If we saw du Pont driving his car into a lake or pointing a shotgun at people, we would draw a conclusion that du Pont is simply mad. But this is something that even real Mark Schultz disputes, claiming that du Pont's insanity claims were only a trick to get lower sentencing.

There is a clever little trick near the end of the movie where there is montage-like strain of scenes that show du Pont becoming more insecure, paranoid and odd. It all culminates in tragedy and when you see it happen you don't feel it is out of the blue, as shocking as it is. There are several moments when we see du Pont looking hurt and jealous of affection Dave and Mark share.
But what is it really the reason? What was the final straw? The film leaves answers to you. You may think reading this that this is all really ambiguous but in spite of the lack of flashy scenes that du Pont's downward spiral was given, there is enough here. There is also the key, incredibly shot, moment with horses, horses that his mother loved more than she loved him, if she did love him at all. Horses that du Pont never understood much like he never understood the people around him, their emotions, nobility and love all a strange and foreign concept to John.

There are moments in the movie that had not handled well, could become unintentionally funny but Miller has amazing control over material - while what happens in the helicopter and the moment when John tells Mark about Golden Eagle nickname is insane and ridiculous, there is a sinister vibe to these moments.The film's cinematography really deserves a mention. It's just stunning and the whole film is impressively well made. I'm surprised it's not getting more nominations in technical categories because it certainly deserves them. There's also an understated score that never takes the focus away from the picture but adds plenty of tension to the scenes.

According to Bennett Miller's comments at one of the film's screenings, a rough cut of the film was more than four hours long. Well, I'm still waiting for The Assassination of Jesse James director's cut but I'd love to see the one for Foxcatcher too. Why is that Lars Von Trier can unleash his shitty films in director's cut but good directors don't have a chance to do that with actual good movies?
Foxcatcher is one of  the most impressive movies of 2014. Granted, it may not be my favorite movie. It may not even be entertaining movie. It may not employ the gimmick of being shot over many, many years. But in terms of the maturity, skill and the approach to the story and its execution in the film this is one of the most accomplished works in film in 2014. It's a difficult, difficult movie but it's one that is certainly worth seeing.

I cannot wait to see what story Bennett Miller has for us next.

Foxcatcher  (2014, 129 min)
Director: Bennett Miller
Writers:E. Max Frye, Dan Futterman
Stars:Steve Carell, Channing Tatum, Mark Ruffalo
Plot: The greatest Olympic Wrestling Champion brother team joins Team Foxcatcher led by multimillionaire sponsor John E. du Pont as they train for the 1988 games in Seoul - a union that leads to unlikely circumstances.

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The 21th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards

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  • First of all - WHAT THE HELL? EDDIE REDMAYNE?!
  • This is yet another ceremony Mark did not attend. Are you really telling me he couldn't take a day off from shooting Now You See Me 2? I said it before, I'll say it again - it is quite disrespectful to the people nominating you, let alone awarding you and in this case fellow actors. This is not Broadway show like with Cooper where he has to literally be there for it to go on. And you know he will have a day off for Oscars because it's a bigger deal. But it's not cool making one award feel lesser than the other by not attending.  Not cool at all.
  • I mean Robert Duvall was there. He is a hundred years old, he is not winning and yet he showed up. Respect.
  • I really don't like those 'I'm an actor' intros but Aniston's was funny!
  • The ladies of Game of Thrones
  • Cranston gave the award to Crazy Eyes from Orange is the New Black.
  • Claire Danes presented male actor for Comedy Series to William H. Macy for Shameless. Macy is amazing on the show but really, last season had little to do with comedy. Macy's speech was really hilarious though.
  •  The announcer said 'please welcome Michael Keaton'. But there is Emma Stone and Norton presenting Birdman too. So...really?
  • Lenny Kravtiz presents the best comedy ensemble to Orange is the new Black. I cannot believe it whenever anything wins with Veep.
  • Colin Farrell shows up, still with pornstache, to present the award for supporting actress to Patricia Arquette for Boyhood. I still don't understand why this keeps happening. Worse yet her speeches are really terrible.
  • Adrian Brody, Jeff Goldblum and that kid present the cast of The Grand Budapest Hotel.
  • Reese Witherspoon shows up to present supporting actor to J.K. Simmons. They used gin scene for Norton's clip! Anyways just before JK won the applause track started playing. Oh wow that was so embarrassing, Witherspoon was great 'what was that noise? it wasn't me!".
  • Lupita Nyong'o and Jared Leto appear on stage to present male actor in TV movie which goes to Ruffalo who was not there.
  • Keira Knightley
  • The president  of SAG showed up and asked for a round of applause for Mark. Wait, what? They showed a montage showing diversity which ended with Selma footage. I nearly puked.
  • Keira Knightley and those TIG dudes appear to present the movie. Keira looked luminous even in the curtain she was wearing.
  • J.K. Simmons and Viola Davis present female actor for mini series or TV movie to Frances McDormand
  • Jones and Redmayne show up to present Theory of Everything which had no business being nominated for ensemble anyways
  • Carrie Fisher, who is apparently, still alive, showed up. She hilariously presented the lifetime achievement award to Debbie Reynolds, her mother
  • Emmy Rossum and....someone I don't know appeared to present male actor or if you believe this dude who misspoke 'male actress' to Kevin Spacey who was not there. Dinklage and Harrelson also didn't show up but at least they used the loan scene for Harrelson clip.
  • Cast of Boyhood presented the movie. Why was it even nominated for Ensemble?! It had four actors and some extras who just wandered around aimlessly.
  • Laverne Cox and another guy I do not know show up to present female actor in the drama series to Viola Davis.
  • Liev Shreiber announces In Memoriam footage.
  • Andy Samberg and Rashida Jones present ensemble in drama series to Downton Abbey. I wish it went to Thrones. At least something happens on that show.
  • Julia Roberts shows up and also praises Ruffalo. What the hell? Did he send them muffins or something? Roberts presented the award to the Batman villain known as OSCAR BEGGAR.
  • I can barely stand looking at Eddie Redmayne. He is like male equivalent of Mia Farrow - I feel anemic just by looking at him. Why, why would you award him this? He was literally the weakest among the nominees and you just made him the frontrunner in the race.
  • But never fear. Word is that Jupiter Ascending, which features him and opens when Oscar voting starts is so bad, it makes Mortdecai look like Citizen Kane.
  •  Redmayne's tongue is so far up so many people's asses in this speech. He started to talk about the disease too just in case. Then he started to talk about the 'will to love'. I swear my ears almost bled.
  •  I think Redmayne winning over Keaton is more sickening than Moore over Pike. At least she has that lame overdue thing going on.
  • People are now comparing this whole thing to Penn/Murray and Penn/Rourke. This is karma for me preferring Penn over Rourke isn't it? 
  •  McConaughey and his hobo beard show up to present Best female actor. Barely anyone clapped for Rosamund Pike. Look at Sofia Vergara in that gif. You really cannot stop fondling your new boyfriend for a moment? 
  • This is just sad. I think it's possible Ros will not get any awesome parts thanks to Gone Girl. The industry seems to be hating it. Is the theme of faking and pretense hitting too close to home for them?
  • Birdman thankfully won for best ensemble. Naomi Watts almost fell on stage to Emma Stone's horror. Norton went "As Dorothy Parker once said "Age before beauty....ladies and gentlemen Michael Keaton!". That was the funniest bit of the show.
  • Now some people see it as a boost over Boyhood to win Oscar for Best Picture. As happy as I would be had it been true, it really isn't. Yes, SAG nominated Boyhood for ensemble but I don't think even the people who just awarded the biggest baitiest performance of 2014 - twice because I really can't decide which was cheaper Moore's or Redmayne's - would be insane enough to actually award motionless and barely alive Coltrane, the most annoying girl in the history, Hawke wandering around and Arquette who does nothing.
  • Watching Birdman cast in the press room made me so happy, what a bunch of lovely, grateful people.Hey, remember when American Hustle won and Lawrence and Pena dragged the interview into a gutter?
  • Here's a quote from Tom O'Neil from Gold Derby you guys should really read by the way - " BTW, honest to gawd, Eddie Redmayne called me soon after the SAG Awards to thank me for sticking by him. I damned near dropped the phone in shock. "I was starting to lose confidence that I could do this when I saw the other experts ditching me", he said. "Thanks for your extraordinary support. I look forward to seeing you next week at the Oscars nomination lunch."

    Sickening.

    Screaming Sunday - The Babadook

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    Movie rating - 80/100
    Plot:  A single mother, plagued by the violent death of her husband, battles with her son's fear of a monster lurking in the house, but soon discovers a sinister presence all around her.
    The heroes: The mother and her son. Or perhaps just her son?
    The antagonists: The mysterious Babadook
    Best scene: It's hard to choose just one in the film so consistent but I'd choose the scene where Amelia gets the book back...with certain creepy additions to it.
    Oh-oh something's not right line: Don't let him in.
    What makes it so great? This film is easily one of the best and smartest horror films of the last few years - it's not quite as entertaining as Orphan or The Conjuring but it's very psychologically complex, brilliantly acted and executed. The film's best element is the script which much like for example Black Swan is showing the events almost completely from subjective perspective leaving a lot of room for theories and interpretations.

    There is a shift at one point of the movie where we begin to question everything - is Amelia a loving mother or is she someone who is abusive towards her son? Are these events we are seeing an isolated event or does it happen all the time? Is she insane or is she possessed? What is happening in their house? The film makes it possible to answer all these questions with different answers and not just one is valid. The ending is also open, depending on which interpretation you follow, albeit it could have been made a bit more clear - I see a lot of people who didn't notice that the ending may not exactly be what it seems.

    Despite the film's clever ideas the number of horror cliches that are appalling - such as sick dog must die cliche - is quite high, but the film is still very well executed and the acting is terrific, especially by Essie Davis who gives a wonderful and complex performance.
    Scare factor: - 4/5 evil pumpkins - the themes explored in this movie are extremely disturbing - what if your husband dies on the way to the hospital where he is taking you because you're in labor? what if you never stop missing him? what if you hate and resent your child? and just easily - what if there is a malevolent force in your house? What is scariest in The Babadook are very unpleasant and creepy ideas that could easily happen in real life, not the monster. It's what happens to people and how they are unable to deal with that what is the true monster here.
    Gore factor:- 2/5 bloody Leatherfaces - there is some blood in this movie but nothing too gory. There is one quite gory moment that is over quickly. The film doesn't rely on gore to frighten the audience.
    Is there a twist? Depending on what you think happened there is none or there are many. But a certain close up of someone's hand covered in black chalk could count as a twist.
    Hint: Don't watch it around dogs or children.
    Unsuitable for: Pregnant women and mothers with difficult children.
    Repercussions: I'm fairly certain I most definitely do not want kids.

    The Imitation Game

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    The subject of greatness comes up during every Oscar season.  It's usually the story of someone who lived in turbulent time and had either a major love affair or contributed to the world in significant way. Those films are usually beautifully shot, scored with great music and feature well known actors who deliver good, often career best work. And they always get criticized for being filled with cliches and that huge Oscar bait sign they should have attached to them.

    The Imitation Game is all those things. It tells a story of someone who helped end the second World War, someone who was an outsider and who in the end had a very tragic life. But in spite of being baity and having such cliches as for example a young woman appearing after first 25 minutes to prove she is exceptional and becoming our leading lady to the main man, the film has so much heart and a great story. While The Theory of Everything was unremarkable other than for its score and was kind of a mess from the narrative stand point, the story in The Imitation Game is elegantly told and unlike the film based on Stephen Hawkins' life, it actually moved me.
    You may think the movie about the machine that deciphers codes and an awkward man behind it is gonna be boring. But the Imitation Game interwines the scenes of Turing and his team trying to break the code with images of tanks, bombings and civilians hiding in tunnels. There is a sense of responsibility and urgency given to what those people are trying to accomplish and their achievements are never underestimated by the film.

    What I really enjoyed here was how many light moments there were - there is a lot of humor in the movie and the chemistry between Benedict Cumberbatch and Keira Knightley is absolutely charming. All of that makes the climax of the film more powerful - when a film ends on a happy note after a series of heartbreaking scenes it's all the more joyful. But this is the movie where the end is unjust and the worst thing is that this is what really happened.

    Alan Turing's sexuality is showed in a very tasteful and respectful way, which only gives more brutal contrast to the way homosexuality was referred to back then - 'gross indecency'. Initially when I heard the movie didn't have many scenes depicting Turing's sexuality I was worried they tried to sweep it under the rag. But it is all handled really well which only makes the ending hit you harder - after all this man's sexuality had nothing to do with his work or his brilliant mind. And just like that when it comes up in the movie, it's shattering.

    Benedict Cumberbatch is excellent in the role. He manages to make Turing feel like an antisocial outsider but he is never really mean even when he is doing and saying things one would consider mean. There is a strange innocence to him and that blind belief and conviction he has that his machine will work is mesmerizing to witness. There is a subplot of Christopher, Turing's childhood friend, and I do not dare to spoil how it relates to the machine Turing is building. But it adds so much to the story.
    But it's Keira Knightley who steals the show. I do not think she is an Earth shattering talent but there is unfakable naturalism to her work. In fact, the only times she gave bad performances, were when she was miscast - like in Joe Wright's disastrous Anna Karenina. Other times Knightley is just effortless - this is the kind of quality that sadly often times goes unnoticed. Many people say it's a nothing role and any actress could play it, but it's a horribly misguided and ridiculous opinion.

    It's a true art to act natural in front of camera and the entire crew when you are playing someone else and Knightley nails it. She really becomes Joan who is also a wonderfully written character - a brilliant girl who is still caged by what her parents and society expects of her. She is courageous and kind, selfless but also dignified. Joan has many moments when we see how hard it is for women - notice that I wrote is and not was - in the world. No matter how brilliant or gifted we are, this is still men's world and we need to fight every single day for the same things that are just handed to men.
    Do not mistake me - Joan is not portrayed as some super hero. There are still many moments when she is crippled by the fact everyone thinks women are lesser than men. There is a terrific little moment when Joan speaks to Mark Strong's character, a powerful man, and he looks at her. He doesn't look at her with anger or malice but Joan still gets timid and looks down, frightened because she feels she should not have spoken up.

    The way women are treated in the world is not the prime subject of the film but thanks to the script and Knightley's performance this little moment says so much and is so important. Here we see a brilliant young woman, so bullied by the society that it actually became a part of her reactions, part of herself - the self doubt and shame she should not be feeling.
    Another wonderful thing about Joan is that she honestly doesn't care that Turing is a homosexual man. She tells him they are both different from others. She stands by him but to a point - when Alan offends her she strikes back. It's truly a very inspiring and lovely female character.

    The supporting cast is also very strong - Matthew Goode is one of the most effortlessly charming and charismatic actors out there and he once again stands out here as one of the men in Turing's team. There's also Matthew Beard as another member of the team, Peter, who provides the movie with a lot of heart and innocence. Downton Abbey's Allen Leech is here too but I thought he was the weak link when it comes to the performances of the mathematicians in Turing's team.
    Mark Strong shows up as Stewart Menzies, the chef of MI6 (apparently the basis for James Bond's boss "M") and as usual brings in his A game - his role is not very big but it's Mark Strong - as with Goode, there is simply too much charisma here to forget him after the film is over. Charles Dance plays Turing's superior and he is basically doing his Tywin Lannister thing here, so I was quite disappointed but it's not as if the script gave him many chances to flesh out his character. I also must mention Alex Lawther, who plays young Alan. His final scene is one of the most amazingly acted scenes I've seen in 2014 movies.

    The film is not perfect - there is a detective investigation subplot that is given far too much screen time and the whole 'you will be my spy' thing between Turing and Strong's character derailed the movie a bit, to the point I was wondering if we are going to have a copy of A Beautiful Mind on our hands. Thankfully in the end these turned out to be small flaws, given how many great things are in the film.

    The movie is gorgeously shot and the score by Alexandre Desplat is him in the top form. Desplat always scores so many movies, sometimes it is evident his work suffers and comes off as quantity over quality. But it's not the case here - the main theme of the film is incredibly memorable and simply beautiful and the entire score adds so much emotion to the scenes.

    The Imitation Game may not be the film that will win Oscars and the film that follows the story the way you know it will follow the story, but it is the story you should be familiar with and that should be told - so that never again greatness can fall victim to prejudice.
    The Imitation Game (2014, 114 min)
    Plot: During World War II, mathematician Alan Turing tries to crack the enigma code with help from fellow mathematicians.
    Director: Morten Tyldum
    Writers:Andrew Hodges (book), Graham Moore (screenplay)
    Stars: Benedict Cumberbatch, Keira Knightley, Matthew Goode

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    The 72nd Annual Golden Globe Nominations

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    Rosamund Pike, Best Actress in Drama - Gone Girl and Mark Ruffalo, Best Supporting Actor - Foxcatcher
     What did we learn today?

    We learned that if your heart is pure (kind of) and you are rooting for the movie (that you haven't even seen yet) and it has your darling Fluffalo in it, amazing things can happen.

    Foxcatcher which wasn't even present in most of critics' top 10 and nominations (while Boyhood triumphed, that sound you hear is me vomiting) got a big boost this week with Steve Carell getting both SAG and GG nominations and the film getting Best Picture nomination as well as the inclusion among AFI's top 10 11 of the year. But it did come with a price - apparently where it triumphed, Gone Girl was absent.

    But let's focus on what's important - Mark Ruffalo is a double SAG and Golden Globe nominee this year. Oh, yeah!

    (in celebration of Carell's nomination I'm gonna use some classic Michael Scott moments here)


    Foxcatcher
    Best Motion Picture - Drama
    "Boyhood"
    "The Imitation Game"
    "Selma"
    "The Theory Of Everything"
     "Foxcatcher"

    The Theory of Everything is not even in my top 20 - and I've seen mere 34 movies this year (so far). Selma? The Imitation Game? Boyhood, the most forgettable soon to be BP winner in recent memory? And where is Gone Girl? Thank you for waking up from nominating mediocrity long enough to nominate Foxcatcher.
    What is winning? Boyhood. Eh.

    Where's Begin Again?!
    Best Motion Picture - Comedy or Musical
    "Birdman"
    "The Grand Budapest Hotel"
    "Into The Woods"
    "St. Vincent"
     "Pride"

    Once again let's nominate things here that aren't technically even comedy. And I so hoped for Neighbors and especially Begin Again.
    What is winning? Birdman

    Birdman
    Best Director
    Ava DuVernay - "Selma"
    Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu - "Birdman"
    Wes Anderson - "The Grand Budapest Hotel"
    David Fincher - "Gone Girl"
    Richard Linklater - "Boyhood"

    Gone Girl's BP snub makes less and less sense with every moment. Fincher gets nominated but not the best movie he did in years.
    Who is winning? Linklater


    Emily Blunt in Into the Woods
    Best Actress In A Comedy or Musical
    Amy Adams - "Big Eyes"
    Emily Blunt - "Into The Woods"
    Helen Mirren - "The Hundred-Foot Journey"
    Julianne Moore - "Maps To The Stars"
    Quvenzhané Wallis - "Annie"

    Laughing so hard at the inclusion of Wallis and eye rolling and Adams choice. But Emily Blunt got in!
    Who is winning? A part of me hopes they will award Moore here - for what is actually her finest performance this year, not Still Alice - which would allow them to give Rosamund Drama trophy, but perhaps Blunt is winning?

    ....
    Best Actor In A Comedy or Musical
    Ralph Fiennes - "The Grand Budapest Hotel"
    Michael Keaton - "Birdman"
    Bill Murray - "St. Vincent"
    Christoph Waltz - "Big Eyes"
    Joaquin Phoenix - "Inherent Vice"

    So let me get this straight - Waltz gets shit reviews, still gets in. Why, why couldn't you nominate someone who is in actual comedy and make him a triple nominee this year? Mark was absolutely flawless in Begin Again.
    Who is winning? Batman, baby.


    Rosamund Pike in Gone Girl
    Best Actress In A Drama
    Jennifer Aniston - "Cake"
    Felicity Jones - "The Theory Of Everything"
    Julianne Moore - "Still Alice"
    Rosamund Pike - "Gone Girl"
    Reese Witherspoon - "Wild"

    Again, 3 ladies who made out with Ruffalo made the cut, just like on SAG. Ah, Jen. A living proof if you go to enough talk shows and look like shit in your film, they'll nominate you. The lack of Cotillard and the inclusion of bland Oscar baiting roles like everyone but Pike physically hurts me.
    Who is winning? Here's hoping they'll give Ros this one. It's the surprise they can afford.

    Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler
    Best Actor In A Drama
    Steve Carell - "Foxcatcher"
    Benedict Cumberbatch - "The Imitation Game"
    Jake Gyllenhaal - "Nightcrawler"
    David Oyelowo - "Selma"
    Eddie Redmayne - "The Theory Of Everything"

    Seeing Steve Carell here is such a joy. I don't care who wins actual Oscar but I'd love for him to be at least nominated and this along with SAG greatly increases his chances. I think Gyllemhaal is definitely getting nominated now.
    Who is winning?  I would not be surprised if either of them won, actually. With Keaton in another category they have a choice to go with same old Oscar bait win or actually award someone who took risks. I'm gonna say Gyllenhaal.

    Jessica Chastain in A Most Violent Year
    Best Supporting Actress
    Patricia Arquette - "Boyhood"
    Keira Knightley - "The Imitation Game"
    Meryl Streep - "Into The Woods"
    Emma Stone - "Birdman"
    Jessica Chastain - "A Most Violent Year"

    At this point Meryl Streep can shit on the floor, film it and they'll nominate her. Very glad for Keira, Emma and Chastain. But we all know that
    Who is winning? Arquette is unfortunately winning this.

    Mark Ruffalo in Foxcatcher
    Best Supporting Actor
    Robert Duvall - "The Judge"
    Ethan Hawke - "Boyhood"
    Edward Norton - "Birdman"
    J.K Simmons - "Whiplash"
    Mark Ruffalo - "Foxcatcher"

    What is Duvall doing in all those line ups? I'm so glad to see Mark among the nominees. He better be a lock for Oscar nomination now.
    Who is winning? Unless Simmons soils himself or has sex with a cat (second The Thick of It reference of the day) he is winning EVERY. SINGLE. AWARD. OUT. THERE.

    Boyhood
    Best Screenplay:
    Alexander Dinerlaris, Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, Nicolas Giacobone, Armando Bo - "Birdman"
    Wes Anderson & Hugo Guinness - "The Grand Budapest Hotel"
    Graham Moore - "The Imitation Game"
    Gillian Flynn - "Gone Girl"
    Richard Linklater - "Boyhood"

    Great to see Flynn getting nominated. Boyhood had a script?
    Who is winning? Birdman? Probably.

    Ida
    Best Foreign Language Film:
    "Force Majeure"
    "Ida"
    "Leviathan"
    "Tangerines"
    "Gett: The Trial of Viviane Amsalem"

    Yeah, I'm not a patriot but I've gotta see Ida. They've been talking about this nomination every other minute since it was announced. I think we are actually winning this.

    Best Animated Feature Film
    "Big Hero 6"
     "The Book Of Life"
    "The Boxtrolls"
    "How To Train Your Dragon 2"
     "The Lego Movie"

    I have no idea about animated films so I have no opinion here.

    WHERE IS LOST STARS?!
     Best Original Song
    "Glory" from "Selma"
    "Big Eyes" from "Big Eyes"
     "Mercy Is" from "Noah"
    "Opportunity" from "Annie"
    "Yellow Flicker Beat" from "The Hunger Games: Mockingjay—Part 1"

    That Gone Girl snub in Best Picture is not the worst. Lost Stars from Begin Again not being included? That is the worst.
    What is winning? Who knows? Maybe Lana?



    Best Original Score
    "Birdman"
    "The Imitation Game"
    "Interstellar"
    "The Theory Of Everything"
    "Gone Girl"

    I'm so happy to see The Theory of Everything here. That was a gorgeous score. Gone Girl is still my favorite of the year.
    What is winning? They are probably gonna give what they can to Birdman.

    True Detective
    Best TV Movie or Miniseries
    Fargo
    The Missing
    The Normal Heart
    Olive Kitteridge
    True Detective

    So glad to see True Detective, Fargo and The Normal Heart here.
    What is winning? True Detective should win this but we all loved Fargo, didn't we?


    Best TV Series
    The Affair
    Downton Abbey
    Game of Thrones
    The Good Wife
    House of Cards

    The usual suspects but it is surprising to see The Affair here, which is only in its first season. Of course Game of Thrones is nominated for its weakest season.
    What is winning? The Good Wife?

    Best TV Series, Comedy or Musical
    Girls
    Jane the Virgin
    Orange Is the New Black
    Silicon Valley
    Transparent

    So they don't nominate Veep, the funniest show on air right now but they nominate fucking Girls? For shame. Also - what the hell is Jane the Virgin?
    What is winning? Orange is the New Black, probably.

    Best Actor in a TV Series, Drama
    Clive Owen, The Knick
    Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan
    Kevin Spacey, House of Cards
    James Spader, The Blacklist
    Dominic West, The Affair

    So many fine actors here. I'm especially happy to see Spader who is always a treat to watch.
    Who is winning? Spacey, perhaps?

    Best Actor, TV Series Comedy
    Louis C.K., Louis
    Don Cheadle, House of Lies
    Ricky Gervais, Derek
    William H. Macy, Shameless
    Jeffery Tambor, Transparent

    Loving that the previous host Ricky Gervais is nominated. You can tell this is gonna be a source for some epic jokes. 
    Who is winning? Louis CK?

    Ruth Wilson in The Affair
    Best Actress in a TV Series, Drama 
    Claire Danes, Homeland 
    Viola Davis, How to Get Away With Murder 
    Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife 
    Ruth Wilson, The Affair 
    Robin Wright, House of Cards 

    I'm so happy to see Ruth Wilson nominated. I've been rooting for her for years and I adore her work in Luther. Fantastic to see her getting attention.
    Who is winning? Viola Davis is universally beloved so perhaps she is gonna win this.

    Best Actress in a TV Series, Comedy 
    Lena Dunham, Girls 
    Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie 
    Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep 
    Gina Rodriguez, Jane the Virgin 
    Taylor Schilling, Orange Is the New Black 

    Lena Dunham getting nominated again. Oh, Jesus. Well at least Veep got at least one nomination. Surprising that they snubbed Amy Poehler who is gonna host the ceremony again.
     Who is winning? Hopefully Dreyfus rightfully takes the trophy

    Mark Ruffalo in The Normal Heart
    Best Actor in a Miniseries or TV Movie 
    Martin Freeman, Fargo 
    Woody Harrelson, True Detective 
    Matthew McConaughey, True Detective 
    Mark Ruffalo, The Normal Heart 
    Billy Bob Thornton, Fargo 

    McConaughey and Mark being nominated in the same category. Lovely! I think given how Matt won last year this may go to...
    Who is winning? Billy Bob Thornton for his outstanding work in Fargo

    Best Actress in a Miniseries or TV Movie 
    Maggie Gyllenhaal, The Honorable Woman 
    Jessica Lange, American Horror Story: Freak Show 
    Frances McDormand, Olive Kitteridge 
    Frances O'Connor, The Missing 
    Allison Tolman, Fargo 

    Amazing actresses nominated all around but I think that...
     Who is winning? newcomer Allison Tolman may win here

    Best Supporting Actor in a Series, Mini-Series or TV Movie 
    Matt Bomer, The Normal Heart 
    Alan Cumming, The Good Wife 
    Colin Hanks, Fargo 
    Bill Murray, Olive Kitteridge 
    Jon Voight, Ray Donovan 

    So happy for Matt Bomer. He was absolutely heartbreaking in the movie, hopefully he will win here.
    Who is winning? They may award Fargo big and go with Hanks but I'm hoping for Bomer

    Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Miniseries, or TV Movie 
    Uzo Aduba, Orange Is the New Black 
    Kathy Bates, American Horror Story: Freak Show 
    Joanne Froggatt, Downton Abbey 
    Allison Janney, Mom 
    Michelle Monaghan, True Detective 

      Strong group of ladies here, but it should be pretty easy for..
    Who is winning? Kathy Bates to win

    Cecile B. DeMille Award: George Clooney

    The Award season, as predictable as it is - no one is stopping Simmons, Arquette, Boyhood or Linklater now - has a few surprises each year. This year it's nominations like Naomi Watts getting SAG nomination yesterday or Wallis for Annie today but there's also a fair share of excitement - the winners are almost set in stone but the nominees? Will Gyllenhaal and Carell make it all the way to the end? Will Jennifer Aniston get her first Academy Award nomination?

    For me the biggest surprise is the lack of love for Angelina Jolie. I'm not gonna name names (wink wink nudge nudge) but a certain fellow bloggers were predicting her new movie Unbroken for Oscar Best Picture win. I knew it won't win - Angelina is not a strong director and the film looked cliche even beyond Academy's tastes - but I am surprised that she didn't get any Globes love. After all these are the people who nominated her for The Tourist just to get her to attend the ceremony. It is after all what they are doing with Clooney this year.

    We'll know the winners on Sunday, January 11th 2015.

    (168) it's all Goode + links

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  •  This may be shorter than usual cause I have so much work to do nowadays that I'm typing page after page every day and I can barely type anymore. To give you a rough estimate I usually have about 20 cases and this month I have 34. Yeah you won't be seeing much of me in  February.
  •  Of course most of the cases are divorces. Several months in and I can tell you that about 1 out of 10 of those is because of woman's actions. Everything else is the guy. Drinking. Beating his wife up. Cheating on her and leaving her with the kids to support, then arguing that 300 bucks for food for his kids is too much even though he takes his lover out to fancy places. Is it any wonder that I think most men are just such shit? Oh I'm still a romantic, but truly, I think it is a miracle to meet a guy who is actually decent.
  • I really don't want to complain, but I'm kinda...peeved about the amount of feedback on my recent reviews. It's not easy to type all of this after you type and type and type for most of your day.
  • Have any of you heard - or better yet are attending Sundance and saw - The Witch? It sounds absolutely amazing and it's getting killer reviews. There is only one or two good movies about witches in existence out there so I'm psyched for this.
  • Seeing how I saw everything that seemed interesting with Mark in it and I had no desire to watch anything bleak (all the movies with him I have yet to see look seriously depressing) I decided to mix it up a bit and I saw Leap Yearthis week.
  • Exactly.
  • It was so stupid but it was also insanely cute. Every kind of romantic situation where you go 'owww' happens in that movie. And it's set in Ireland. And Matthew Goode plays a guy who cooks. That was perfect.
  • Speaking of I hear he is on Downton Abbey and The Good Wife now? I really wanted to continue watching The Good Wife but it has way too many episodes for me to catch up plus it's a legal drama and my whole life is basically a never ending, excruciating legal drama so I'm just gonna see episodes with him in it. 
  • I mean really, I can barely watch 1 or 2 shows now and it takes me so long to actually finish a season. When I say I'll be dead before I'll get to see Sherlock series 2 and beyond I mean it. It may take years for me to get around to watching it. I'm literally this busy.
  • I forgot last week to mention how amazing Parks and Rec was. That episode with Ron telling Leslie the truth? Oh my God. That was incredible. In a huge plot twist I had no time to see this week's episodes of the show.
  • In another  huge plot twist we got first season 5 trailer for Game of Thrones and there is almost no Stannis in it except for the short moment where he is standing in front of a fire and we see his back. Gee, thanks HBO!
  •  However! We did get this!
  • You know what would be worse than really not having Stoneheart in the show? Giving her material to freaking Sansa (she annoys me so much). I don't even know what I'd do if they did that.
  • I cannot believe they still didn't upload the trailer and we have to watch bootleg version. Cheap fucks.
  • What the hell is wrong with Charlize Theron? Not only is she still with Sean Penn but now he is adopting her son.
  • Speaking of stupid:
  •  I cannot decide whether this is funny or sad that he does not realize he is describing himself. There was also this story on the news of Depp having a cold and showing up in Japan one day late to promo thing for that shit movie. Depp said he was attacked by Chupacabra and then started doing Mortdecai impression. It was so embarrassing and cringe worthy I felt as if my soul died a little bit while watching that. He is like a bad clown at the kids party now. He is literally turning into Willy Wonka. That is f Willy Wonka left his family for some blonde bimbo.
  •  Rutina Weasley was cast as Reba in Hannibal. Not only is she a terrible actress but this casting makes no sense."Reba McClane to be a blind woman with hair "a mixture of wheat and red-gold". Then there's the fact that Reba's similarity to the woman in the painting is important. Will Fuller now change William Blake's painting to have a black chick there? And here I was so excited for this season. This part could have been so good but they just mangled it beyond belief. Idris Elba as Bond - that's a good choice. This is just awful. She cannot act. Just think of all those scenes with her quivering chin on True Blood. My God. Of course I've been called a racist because of my opinion on this because God forbid a book character is faithfully represented on screen and played by a talented actress instead of being made into yet another creation with the sole purpose of appealing to mass hysteria of pseudo progressive 'it's racist unless there's a black character everywhere' aggressive hipsters.
  • Here's a little something - if you ever wondered what the definition of "God's work" was, look no further:
  •  Film-makers Adam Wingard and Simon Barrett said that Dan Stevens’s shirtless scene was one of the most important scenes in the movie because they knew it was going to be a major selling point and a sure-fire trailer shot and they spent more time shooting this scene than any other. Director Adam Wingard said that he “wanted to sexually objectify and fetishize Dan Stevens’ shirtless body” in this shot as it went with the playful nature of the movie where the audience was subversively being asked to ogle at body of the bad boy character. The film-makers scheduled that scene as late as possible because they wanted Stevens’ body in “optimum condition”. In preparation for that scene, Stevens shaved his chest and tanned his body so that all his muscle definition could be seen. In addition, Wingard said that to deepen the muscle definition even further, the trainers had Stevens do a trick where “he did not consume any food or water for a day, and then just before the shot, he drank a diet coke and did 100 push-ups and 100 sit-ups”. This tightened up his muscles and made his veins stand out giving him the super-ripped appearance that the film-makers wanted. The shot was then subsequently used in all the trailers and publicity materials for the film.
  • Well done, good sirs!
  • Apparently not only did Tom O'Neil accidentally reveal the extent of Eddie Redmayne's pathetic Oscar desperation but also badmouthed Michael Keaton saying that he is rude and not popular in Hollywood. This is really low. This is the kind of people Redmayne associates with. He is seriously beating Hathaway in the begging for Oscar race.
  • I went to the health food store this week.
  •  They had berries that cost 12 bucks there. Fucking berries for 12 bucks! I can afford to buy these but I'd rather cut off my own arm than become a person who spends 12 bucks on berries.
  • I just got some soy stuff and got the hell out of there.
  • I also saw A Walk Among the Tombstones this week. It is now occurring to me that I don't have the best opening credits category in my Best of. Anyways had I have that category and saw that movie prior to making the list these opening credits would win easily. They are incredible and so creepy. The whole movie had pretty great atmosphere and casting Stevens and Holbrook as brothers was inspired, plus it's always cool to see Neeson having something to do other than punching people in the throats. But Ruth Wilson actually shot scenes for this film and they got cut. That's just mad.
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  • Andrew trashes Boyhood in a glorious way
  • Ruth lists 7 films screening at Sundance she is most curious about
  • m.brown reviews Paddington
  • Alex lists top 20 movies that lost Sundance
  • Irene reviews Gillian Flynn's book Dark Places
  • MettelRay reviews terrific Laggies which I highly recommend
  • Thaddeus wrote a great review of Guardians of the Galaxy
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    The queens shall rise and fall in the first trailer for Game of Thrones season 5

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    Here we are again at that time of the year when HBO finally starts giving us promo material for the new season of Game of Thrones. We got exclusive trailer yesterday, that was showed after the screening of final two season 4 episodes at IMAX theaters. In the trailer we get flashes of the past and present including our first look at Dorne and Daznak's Pit.

    The music is terrific cover of David Bowie's 'Heroes' by TV on the Radio. Also here are 18 photos from upcoming season.

    (click the pictures for larger versions)

    Beyond the Wall:

    Wilding village and another heroic expedition by Jon. This is probably the footage from Hardhome scenes.


    Littlefinger to Sansa "There is no justice in this world. Not unless we make it. Avenge them.”


    Vale riders


    Jaime and Bronn getting their asses kicked by Sand Snakes in Dorne


    Stannis standing in front of pyre; Melisandre burning someone. Are they doing the whole Mance subplot in the show?


    The wedding of Margaery and Tommen


    The sand snakes accompanied by Ellaria, Nymeria is whipping a barrel out of someone's head



    Varys and Tyrion during their travels,

    Varys:“I believe that men of talent will have a part to play in the war to come.”
    Tyrion: “I will never sit on the Iron throne.”
    Varys:“You could help another climb those steps and take that seat.”

    Tyrion:“I don’t think I’m ready for what I deserve.”


    Cersei leaving the Sept, Jaime standing next to Tywin's body, Brienne's voicover: "Nothing is more hateful than failing to protect the one you love" most likely referring to Jaime losing his hand


    Jorah fighting someone in the pit


    Random shots of Cersei and Jaime in a bad mood


    Unidentified person next to map with Bolton pieces, can it be Stannis? Or Yara?


    Jaime and Bronn in Dorne, Jaime on his way to talk to someone, probably Doran


    Cersei receiving a package from Dorne - snake with a necklace, perhaps Myrcella's?


    Mayhem in Meereen


    Reek looking terrible


    Obligatory brothel scene I assume featuring either Jaime or Tyrion


    Dany observing the fighting in the pit, Dany being escorted, Dany and Missandei being defended by what looks like Jorah, Daario and the Unsullied inside Daznak’s pit (episode 9, probably)


    Melisandre providing the nudity, could it be in a scene with Jon?


    Arya in front of the House of Black and White; Arya picking up The Needle


    Sansa in a bathtub looking miserable, there is some speculation that she could be assuming the role of Jeyne Poole. We don't really know what Sansa will be doing since the show is ahead of the books with her storyline. We do know that Littlefinger will spend some time in King's Landing this season but what of Sansa? I don't think they will be doing Jeyne Poole story at all but there is a photo of Boltons about to greet someone.


    Ellaria facing off the guards


    Olenna either warning or threatening someone - "They’ll never even find what’s left of you."


    King's Landing; The High Sparrow (Jonathan Pryce) saying: “Strip away the gold, knock down the statues and this is what remains.”; Sparrows  smashing barrels


    Someone's hand trembling. Qyburn's experiments? Robert Strong? Reek?


    Cersei perhaps visiting Qyburn?


    Unidentified riders


    Cersei saying to Jaime referring to Tyrion “That little monster is out there somewhere drawing breath.”


    Margaery holding someone, perhaps Tommen?


    Daenerys saying "I’m not going to stop the wheel. I’m going to break the wheel" in a typical dramatic fashion


    Raven and what looks like a flayed corpse


    Rhaegal breathing fire


    Varys saying: “The seven kingdoms needs a ruler loved by millions with a powerful army and the right family name.” Tyrion replying: “Good luck finding him”. Varys answering: “Who said anything about him." and the camera not so subtly showing us Daenerys. This is all a pretty big turn from what was in the books, where there we had Aegon, another Targaryen, who Varys championed. It looks like it won't be on the show so now they have Varys, who as you remember wanted Dany dead in s1, championing Dany.


    Missandai kissing Grey Worm who looks seriously dead


    For the first time in the show's history we are getting a flashback. We will see a moment from Cersei's past where her and her friend hear prophecies. The one Cersei hears will shape her for entire life and will answer many things about her character to the audience. Rumor has it that this scene opens the season.


    The most exciting shot of the trailer for me - Brienne and Podrick riding in hurry, passing what looks like Crossroads Inn, which would take them back to the road where they were last season. But what is the point of last season's detour where Brienne actually saw Arya in the flesh and Arya managed to escape her?

    Unless Brienne is about to encounter someone who would be very mad at Brienne allowing Arya to run away....

    For the love of God, I've been waiting for years. Just let her rise.


    Season 5 begins on April 12th.

    (169) Please don't lie to me + links

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  • The media is lying to you. Let me just say - real prosecutors do not look like that, kids. Not even close. I'm not sure they're even the same species as what is pictured above, cause that is clearly some sort of better, more gorgeous, superior species...
  • ...that I want to climb like a tree.
  • Oh God if they did look like that my job would immediately turn from hell into best gig ever.
  • Though it was not a bad week. For example today I'm reading a lawsuit and there's this - 'Crap is falling down from court's ceiling and the judges call it rain!'. 
  • You gotta love the poetry of convicts.
  • The Good Wife is fun! Though let's face it I'm only watching this for Goode. Alan Cumming is a a laugh riot on the show, though.
  • Alica is so tightly wound, I hope she bangs Finn and chills out soon, she is like a rubber band that is about to snap soon. So I guess they do portray lawyers accurately at least in this regard...
  • They really should light Margulies differently by the way, she is gorgeous but in most scenes she looks like she was up for 4 days straight.. The 12 years age gap is really apparent between these two, especially that Alicia is so serious all the time. Meanwhile Matthew plays this sweet, kind guy. He actually plays the PERFECT guy. I wish they gave him more to do, he basically just interacts with Alicia. I keep waiting for a twist he is a ghost only she sees.
  • Also is she gonna stay married to her cheating husband forever?! I saw that episode last night when she comes over to Finn's office and he puts his hand on her hand and she storms out. Just do it, woman! He's literally the PERFECT guy!
  • I rewatched Stoker, obviously.
  •  *LIFE GOAL*
  • I'm not equipped to handle any of this. 
  • I cannot believe she offed him in the end. This is why I can never really like Mia Wasikowska. First leaving Fassbender in Jane Eyre, now this. So what if he had a crazy wife hidden in attic? So what if he was slightly psychotic and killed his bother when they were kids? Good God, woman, everyone has problems! And this one could cook!
  • The Imitation Game won HRC award this week and Matthew was on stage being seriously adorable. 
  • There's this thing Variety did with British actors which is kinda a good idea that could have been made into a far better video, but still, it's worth checking out.As usual, Keira rocks.
  • Why couldn't they get Goode and Hiddles to reenact Brokeback Mountain?
  • And why is Sophie Turner there? She's like the JLaw of Thrones. 
  • I saw The Lookout. Good God, that was practically unwatchable. The beginning and the premise were all right, as was Goode's acting and that nice shot of his ass (yey) but what they did with that story was really a let down, as was Levitt' acting(he was so annoying here) and the whole message of the story which was kinda appalling, like, really, people die because of you but let's pat you on the back in the end and there is no real consequences for your actions? What a waste of a movie and there they were on such a good track with that ass shot.
  • I saw no movies sans Goode this week. I also been kinda falling asleep around 7 pm and did most of the blog reading today because I only have the time to do that either at 6 am or right before writing my own posts. Review for Birdman and Visual Parallels are still in progress, which sounds hopeful but that progress is very slow due to the lack of time and dexterity sufficent to write with my misshaped claws from all the work typing.
  • How do you like new Stoker header on the blog? For me it's the hottest moment of the movie.
  • This week in absent Ruffalo series - he has not shown up for Oscar nominees photo. But Ros did. Let us play where is Waldo Amazing Amy?
  • Let's take a look at those pics on the right.
  • Isn't Cotillard supposed to be some sort of fashion icon? Jesus, this is the worst outfit I've seen in a while. And what the hell is Felicity Jones wearing?
  • Redmayne's uncontrollable and so pathetic that it is annoying award thirststrikes again.
  • OK so apparently Richard Armitage's hair is not naturally black - he stopped dying it and has facial hair situation now for his Hannibal gig.
  • This week in Thrones trauma....
  • Yes, imdb is as reliable as I am on Thursday and Friday evening (wine is usually drunk in large quantities) but let me just say one thing - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP FUCKING WITH US!!!
  • I feel like D&D have trapped me in my own personal hell where every year for two months I live on pure hope and then they just take everything away from me. And yet it's year 3 of waiting and I'm still here. Waiting. 
  • I need help but I have so many problems it would never solve even half of them.
  • Meanwhile the publisher for ASOIAF tweeted the original outline of the story by Martin. I just...no.
  • I've never seen any of Fast and Furious movies but this new one has Jason Statham and that is enough for me.
  • Kathryn Hahn's character on Parks and Rec is my Queen:
  • I actually say things like that to people with kids. A lot. You know every day I remain unmurdered, I'm kinda surprised.
  • John Wick is getting a sequel! This is great news but please no more dead dogs!
  • Reeves has also joined that new Refn movie. Let's hope it's gonna be better than Only God Forgives - then again most things are and that includes diarrhea - especially that it also features Jena Malone, Christina Hendricks and Elle Fanning, playing the lead.
  • For some reason they remade Poltergeist and Sam Rockwell is in it. It looks bad....here's the first trailer.
  • Johnny Depp got married. I feel if he does a sex tape with his new wife this can literally be the best thing performance and movie-wise he would do in the last several years. My heart goes to Vanessa Paradis. Why were people so upset about Pitt dumping Aniston and they are not upset about this? This is so much worse.
  • And finally, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. David Fincher:
  • Katy wrote a beautiful review for Wild
  • Josh chooses top 25 movie songs of 2014
  • Brittani reviews The Skeleton Twins
  • Tom reviews Mortdecai
  • Sinekdoks lists best soundtracks and scores of 2014
  • Thaddeus reviews The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Ruth shares her favorite Superbowl 2015 ads
  • Andrew really didn't like Sin City 2. Not even Eva saved it for him.
  • and finally, m.brown reviewed The Interview and as usual his review is bitchin'
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    Visual Parallels: Stoker + The Guest

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    A handsome, intriguing, dangerous stranger. A young girl. A house in small town. Murder, desire, mystery.

    These are just few of the things that terrific Stoker and last year's surprising The Guest have in common. There's more - the role of the stranger is superbly played in both films, in the former by Matthew Goode and in the latter by Dan Stevens. There's also gorgeous cinematography, fantastic score and to be frank? Both films are seriously hot.

    Our eyes and ears are the ladies - Anna and India, both taken with and at the same time suspicious of the new arrival in their home. There are creepy basements, sexual encounters, strangling, shoes thrown on the floor, small town diners and general, beautiful, sexy and freaky sense of danger.

    Let's take a look at the parallels between these two: (click images to enlarge)


    Thoughts on BAFTAs

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  • Goode. Ruffalo. Hiddleston. Cavill. I wonder how many ovaries exploded on that red carpet tonight.
  • There were no bloody commercials so I was literally holding in pee for 2h to see Goode because I knew he will present. 
  • That's LOVE. 
  • And they didn't show it in the broadcast!!!!! WHY GREAT BRITAIN, WHY?! I ALWAYS TRUSTED YOU!!!!
  • But you gotta adore how they don't censor the F words in clips.
  • Fry called Patricia Arquette Rosana Arquette and her husband's face was hilarious
  • Fry also made a crack about Russian soldiers and Goode looked so horrified
  • Fry mentioned the tradition of blowing a kiss and decided this time it needs to be an actual kiss, he came down to Norton and Keaton because 'he saw what Norton did on stage in Birdman'. The two kissed him.
  • Rosamund got an applause from the audience at last!
  • David Beckham presented Best British film to Theory of Everything. It was at that point where my hope started dying.
  • Of course they wheeled Hawking on stage. He presented with Jones for Visual Effects and everyone stood up and started clapping. Interstellar won.
  • Reese Witherspoon presents supporting actor to Simmons. Carell's face was priceless. I think Mark was wearing Dave Schultz's glasses.
  • Outstanding British contribution presented by July Walters and Ralph Fiennes to BBC Films. Fiennes jokes he would like Fry to be his lobby boy. They showed a great montage, I love BAFTA montages
  • Cuba Gooding Jr appeared to present Best Supporting Actress and joked how hurt he was Fry didn't kiss him and they kissed of course.
  • it went to Patricia Arquette, who delivered another boring speech
  • Gugu and Martin Freeman present cinematography to Birdman. Keaton accepts, in his usual charming and funny way.
  • Mark Strong and Hiddles appear to present best debut. If it was Goode with him I'd have died. It went to the makers of Pride.
  • Prince William's video with tribute to Lord Attenborough appears
  • Then RDJ's lovely tribute video is played
  • Original screenplay is presented by Moore who mentions she is hungry. It goes to Grand Budapest Hotel. Fiennes accepts and reads hilarious speech from Anderson
  • The guy from Star Wars and Alice Eve present foreign film too Ida. Oh God the Polish people struggling to get to stage and I'm gonna see it all over the news tomorrow. If we lose that Oscar they will call for National Mourning Day.
  • Noomi Rapace and Jesse Eisenberg present adapted screenplay to Theory of Everything. Ugh.
  • Time for in Memoriam.....
  • James McAvoy and his adorable accent present Rising Star to Jack O'Connell
  • Steve Carrel is hilarious on stage and presents Director to Richard Linklater who is not there since DGA was held few days before. Hawke, visibly moved, accepts on his behalf.
  • Kristen Scott Thomas presents Actor to freaking Redmayne. He talks about how 3 years ago he had food poisoning on BAFTAs and vomited in the hallway and he ends the speech with tribute to Hawking. Someone put this guy on mute, I beg of you.
  • Chris Evans and Henry Cavill present Actress to Moore. Yeah. She's too lucky.
  • Fry: "IT'S TOM FUCKING CRUISE!!!' Cruise presents Best Film to Boyhood.
  • Imelda Staunton and Sally Hawkins present Fellowship to Mike Leigh.
  • They show a bunch of clips of the presentations we did not see in broadcast, tuns out Monica Bellucci, Lea Seydoux and Natalie Dormer were on stage, what sort of a madman doesn't show that?
  • Anyways Matthew presented Best Animated Film to Lego Movie along with Atwell. I sat through 2h of Theory of Everything circle jerk and you couldn't show me more than 10 seconds of this?!
  • Respire

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    I bet most of you had a best friend in high school. Someone whom you always hanged out with, told everything, shared secrets with. Someone who made you feel found. Someone who made you feel like you weren't alone anymore.

    Melanie Laurent's second feature film Respire, based on the eponymous French novel, tells the story of quiet, withdrawn Charlie. Her mother is brokenhearted, her father is a cheating asshole. Charlie has friends but no one she really feels connected to. Then one day a new, intriguing girl shows up in her class - Sarah. Sarah and Charlie quickly become best friends. But nothing lasts forever and when Charlie discovers Sarah's secret things take a turn...
    I'm a big fan of movies showing the dynamic of relationships between females and how destructive it can be - Poison Ivy, Single White Female, Girl Interrupted, Black Swan - just to name a few. Our friendships are so much different from the ones men have - we are closer to each other but when we fall out it usually happens in dramatic fashion. We can be there for each other in such profound ways but we can also be horribly cruel and vindictive.

    The fact that we usually experience such profound friendships and first connections in our teenage years is what makes it all the more dramatic. Confusion and naivety makes everything so much more precious when it goes well and so much more disastrous when things take the turn of pettiness, teenage cruelty and the lack of thinking things through.
    We don't tend to think about how what we do may end up affecting us for the rest of our lives, how we may be regretting the things we do in few years time. And we don't think about how this is just the part of life. When you are a teenager the moment feels like all there is. It feels like the relationships and feelings you have are there to stay and it would be end of your world if something changed.

    All of that is portrayed really well in the movie.
    While the script is the film's weakest aspect - some parts of the story such as the trip to the countryside are given way too much screentime at the expense of more important things - it is still very gripping, relatable and surprising. The characters feel like actual people and there is a great sense of realism in every scene.

    The film has wonderful cinematography and great, atmospheric music. Though many shots look very beautiful everything is rather subdued, even bleak, reflecting the inner emotions of Charlie and her destructive feelings towards Sarah. Though at times the symbolism is too elaborate while at the same time heavy handed - like in the scene where Charlie comes to the costume party dressed as a panda while Sarah is wearing sexy outfit - there are many ingenious moments in the film such as the close up of Charlie's hand caressing the window while looking at Sarah.
    In spite of the rich cinematography the visual side of the film never overshadows the story and the characters, largely thanks to very clever editing and pacing. There's a brilliant moment at Charlie's house that employs several different techniques, one of them being POV shot and another the camera slowly moving without a single cut to show us what is going on inside and outside that's such a clever way of telling the story.

    The film wisely abandoned the flashback formula from the novel making its finale even more powerful. The very ending is one of the finest I've seen in the last few months and it's such an inspired choice on Laurent's part to end the movie where she ended it. She achieved something really haunting, disturbing and sad by making that choice.
    Respire is also a great character study - both Charlie and Sarah are very rich characters. We find out many things about them but they still remain a mystery and the story manages to surprise you several times because of the two girls' actions. Though Charlie doesn't speak much and we really don't know that much about Sarah - or at least what the truth is - they feel like real people, not made up characters.

    The real standout are the performances from two very young French actresses.Lou de Laâge is excellent as Sarah - intriguing, fun and deep inside wounded,  poisonous and vengeful. She brings such tremendous understanding to her character - you don't know whether you should root for her, feel for her or hate her.
    As amazing as Laâge is, Joséphine Japy is even better conveying so much emotion just with the look on her face. One of the reviews I read mentioned that Japy bears strong resemblance to younger Juliette Binoche and there is definitely something to that comparison, not only in the appearance of the two but also in their subtle and nuanced acting and the sense they truly understand and empathize with their characters. Japy's performance was quite a physical challenge too as Charlie suffers from asthma and the moments of her desperately trying to catch her breath are incredibly, claustrophobically shot. In fact, the final breath of the film will stay with you for a long, long time.

    While Respire could have been better if the script was a bit more polished it's definitely worth seeing, mainly for the two main performances and Laurent's elegant, powerful, yet subtle way of telling the story. 

    Respire (Breathe) (2014, 91 min)
    Plot: It is tale of two teenage girls who develop an intense and dangerous friendship. Charlie is a 17-year-old girl tortured by doubt, disillusionment and solitude. When the beautiful and self-confident Sarah arrives and the two become inseparable, Charlie is thrilled to feel alive, fulfilled and invincible in their intense friendship. But as Sarah tires of Charlie and begins to look elsewhere for a new friend, their friendship takes an ominous turn.
    Director:Mélanie Laurent
    Writers:Anne-Sophie Brasme (novel), Julien Lambroschini (screenplay), Mélanie Laurent (screenplay)
    Stars:Joséphine Japy, Lou de Laâge, Isabelle Carré

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    (170) The Benedict Cumberbatch of Yorkies + links

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  • Cover your face, sir, this is obscene.
  • That's from Death Comes to Pemberley which was watchable, far more than The Lookout was. Oh God his clothes in that thing.
  • Then, following Nikhat's recommendation, I saw Chasing Liberty:
  • What are my thoughts? Well, I'm unable to verbalize them so...:
  • Yeah. Ladies if you like Goode....WATCH THIS MOVIE.
  • I've been watching Dancing on the Edge. It's all right, mostly, but there is one aspect that is awesome and that is that in the 1st ep alone Goode banged two women. Seriously Jenna Coleman (who also played his wife in Death....) is so lucky. She is so pretty, she has amazing figure and she gets to do this for work:
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  • ....is that what a stroke feels like?
  • Meanwhile in my work I've been so crazed with the amounts of stuff to do I kinda had this out of body experience all week long. I'm like in a trance when I'm working. Today my boss walked in and asked me something and I was so focused on the case I actually looked around and went 'huh? did you asked ME something, sir?', also due to the fact that my belief is why the fuck would a judge want to know assistant's opinion so when someone legit asks me something I'm not sure what the hell is happening. I swear to God it's like my reactions to things are in slow motion.
  • I think my boss thinks I'm either on drugs or a psycho. I have to talk to him to get a day off for a day after Oscars (he doesn't need to know the reason) so it's a good idea to do it tomorrow to show that I'm capable of having a human conversation.
  • You know how at various points of Blue Jasmine she was talking to herself, kinda stuck in her own world? I'm getting there rapidly.
  • Say what you want about BAFTAs, they are the hottest awards. Also Mark Ruffalo tweeted pics of himself getting ready and attending the show and it was glorious:
  •  This week Michelle Fairley said this - "I can’t, sorry. I’ll say what I’ve always said. I can’t confirm or deny anything until after the season airs. Not my terms, not my terms, sorry!". The annual Hopeheart continues.
  • Speaking of Fairley, guess who finally managed to fulfill her dream of having the red hair of house Tully? ------------>
  • And looked who sneaked in that picture in the bottom left! He's the Benedict Cumberbatch of Yorkies.
  • Here's honest trailer for gimmickBoyhood
  • We're getting third Spiderman in last 15 years (shit, I'm old - I remember actually being there in the cinema for the first one). Fuck knows why. No scratch that. Money. 
  • So instead of actually making it at least a bit different, it's still gonna be set in high school. Yep. We're gonna see uncle Ben die for the third freaking time.
  • Have you guys seen that new ScarJo phothoshoot? Damn!
  • HBO aired a GoT documentary special last Sunday which was kinda uneventful - yeah it gave us a glimpse of the production and how much effort it takes but they didn't show any new footage. I'm sorry - they didn't show any new footage other than 3secs of Jon snow looking worried during the battle. But this was pretty funny. Can't wait for the scene with Cersei in Flea Bottom throwing shade at poor people
  • Neighborsis getting a sequel! This is fantastic news.
  • In the meantimeKatherine Heigl and Patrick can't catch a break Wilson ripped off Gone Girl
  • Rumor has it Matt Bomer is playing Gaston in Beauty and the Beast. This is awkward as he is prettier than Emma Watson who plays the Beauty.
  • Ladies and gentlemen, Rosamund Pike
  • Here's more:
  • She is so perfect.
  • And here we have Miles Teller and Margot Robbie being adorable together.
  • The only movie I saw sans Goode this week was Respire. I actually rewieved it, so please check it out because it's once in a blue moon I actually review something let alone foreign language film. 
  • Andrew recaps BAFTAs 2015
  • Thaddeus reviews Only Lovers Left Alive
  • Alex breaks down the ENTIRE 007 franchise
  • m.brown reviews Saving Mr. Banks 
  • go and wish Ruth and Mettel Ray, who both celebrate their special day in a cool movie-related post kind of way, happy birthday
  • Chris wrote a hilarious review of Jupiter Ascending
  • Josh, Brittani and Sofia list their favorite films from 2014
  • Keith asks about 5 movies you'd bring in case of the Apocalypse
  • Nikhat shares her favorite shots of 2014and her favorite heroes and villains
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    The last, glorious flight - deciphering Birdman.

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    Usually when I see a truly great movie that I fell in love with instantly I can review it on the same day, effortlessly. But not with Birdman. It has, quite literally, blown my mind. I was unable to collect my thoughts on it and shape them together into some coherent strain. They just kept bouncing off, running away ....I'm still not exactly clear on how to write this, so perhaps the best way to it is take a clue from the film and let it out in one steady flow.

    To summarize what Birdman is about would probably be impossible. This is a fiercely rich movie dealing with many ideas, subjects, themes and realizations. On one surface it is a story of a washed up, once famous actor, trying to regain his fame but equally as much trying to really be regarded as talented actor. Riggan wants admiration and prestige and his alter ego, Birdman wants fame and popularity.
    This dichotomy is not only quite universal for, I imagine, artists everywhere but also very timely in a day and age when we see all those talented actors getting involved with comic book franchises - something which is even talked about in an amusing scene with Riggan listing good actors stuck in superhero franchises - but we also see those actors who are unable to let go of the series that made them famous years ago. It's all Avengers and Die Hard 4 these days. It's monumental money, but truly, more often than not, it's a waste of talent.

    Thanks to setting the movie close to and during opening night of Riggan's last chance for prestige - the play he is starring in and directing - we get to be inside the mind of an actor as he is battling with either being prestigious or popular while running the risk of being no one at all. His marriage ended, his daughter resents him, his girlfriend can't connect to him. This play becomes Riggan's last shot at fulfilling who he wants to be and actually having something of a value in his life.
    But there is another layer to Birdman. I have never seen a movie that gives you enough to come up with your own theories, but also enough information and pieces so that many of those theories seem possible. Usually there is only one answer but here it's possible there are many. It's not just about the ending. Does he die? If so when? On the stage or as a result of a fall? Or when he is flying? Is the fireball merely a symbolism for Icarus? Perhaps the shots of jellyfish suggest he is already dead? Or maybe it simply symbolizes Riggan's brush against death? We'll never know. Or maybe we already do?
    According to one view, the movie is a retelling of Shakespeare's "Macbeth". Michael Keaton is Macbeth and Birdman is Lady Macbeth, pushing him to do as he pleases (to be king, or in this case, to be popular and trending). Also Macbeth famously pursues a course of action aimed at blocking a prophecy proclaimed by witches, while here Keaton uses all his money and time to stop his show from failing as predicted by a female critic. There is also a scene when Keaton's character leaves a bar, and lines from "Macbeth" are being spoken by an actor on the street,. Finally, at one point in the play within the movie, dancing trees are seen on stage, just as in Macbeth.(x)
    What do I think? We hear Birdman make a statement that a 'grand gesture' is necessary. We witness it at the end. Riggan, unable to decide what he wants and being at the high point - reconciling with his daughter and seeing defeatist Birdman on the toilet - decides to get out before he can fuck it up. Why does Sam smile? Because she sees that her father is finally free. I heard that some people actually heard Riggan's laughter along with Sam's in the final moment. That seems to support my interpretation of the film. Only by letting go he finally found peace.

    We see different manifestations of what is going on is symbolic way - Riggan lifted up by Birdman's monologue literally starts flying, why can't we be seeing Sam not being horrified and immediately smiling as another manifestation of the inner emotions and not the literal presentation of what is happening? In Birdman anything is possible. That film is the celluloid equivalent of a wonderful, surreal, alive imagination.
    Birdman also touches on critique of method acting that is so popular lately. What I liked about the movie is that even though method actor Mike, hilariously played by Edward Norton, is seen as someone ridiculous and absurd, his way of acting works. The method is being ridiculed but not the effects of it, which are most definitely there.

    I liked that the film is never mean-spirited - it doesn't look down on quirky actors or audiences loving comic book movies. It's in no way mean, or ugly or depressing. It talks about death and hopelessness but it's so rich and full of life and energy. It makes you think without making you feel sad. It's a cinematic joy at its purest form. The only time the film ventures into truly negative territory is in the brilliant scene where Riggan berates a critic set on destroying him. The critic is presented as the villain of the film and another plot device that causes more angst and uncertainty for Riggan. I'm sure it's also the cast and crew way of rage against every single bad and in their minds unfair thing that was ever written about them in a review.
    Another thing is that this is a completely surprising movie coming from Inarittu. The sheer amount of visual and sonic virtuosity and the scope of the story is so far and above everything he has done so far. His other films while also dealing with lives of individuals somehow felt smaller, perhaps because the layers in Birdman are intertwined with meta layers - a film with actors about actors, a film with former comic book movie star playing a former comic book-like movie star, a film where quite a bit of the cast has comic book/superhero/blockbuster ties, with Norton once being the Hulk and Stone playing Gwen Stacy. It's stage on top of stage, but it's not a flimsy house of cards, it's a strong, well thought out construction and a marvel to witness.

    Cinematographer Emmanuel Lubezki yet again defies the boundaries of gravity and human comprehension with his work. It is a rare occasion where I cannot grasp how a certain thing was done in the movie but the camera movement here is just mind blowing. There is a certain scene following the rooftop moment and ending with a taxi cab driver's lines you should pay attention to, that is one of the year's best scenes. It's freeing just to witness a scene like that. The visual side of the movie and the rhythmic, pulsing drums of its soundtrack overwhelm but never overshadow the things the movie has to say.
    When it comes to acting the ensemble is just incredible - from the small roles that have no false note from the great Lindsey Duncan and Naomi Watts, through enchanting Andrea Risebourough and compassionate Amy Ryan to effortlessly funny Zach Galifianakis they all show such authenticity and create a great support for the key players in the film.

    Emma Stone has never been better than she is here - she is such a natural, likable and vivid young actress and while the most talked about scene here is the moment she yells at her father I enjoyed Sam's quiet moments the most - how mesmerized she is at the things Mike says to her and how she still wants to bond with her father in spite of the distance there is between them. With her Sam you can see glimpses of such maturity, heartache and understanding behind the surface.
    Edward Norton is at his best here, on board with all the crazy things in his scenes. He is hilarious and unforgettable, just like Stone also being able to convey that there is more to Mike than just being an erratic method actor. But it's really Keaton's show and he gives the best male performance of 2014 as Riggan, fully capturing his quest to find the meaning and capturing the audience in the process. Is Riggan likable? Perhaps not, but we want him to be all right.

    The key theme in the movie is the subject of how relevant we are in today's world filled with social media where everyone can be popular with sufficiently scandalous - or - idiotic - viral video. We are not irrelevant, contrary to what Sam says. Our stories matter because they are own. But for Riggan? He wants more, he is not even sure what it is but it seems that all that he wants is for someone to genuinely care about him. And it looks that in the end he achieved that. And then escaped the world he no longer - or maybe never - understood.
    In some way the film does romanticize the idea of succumbing to psychotic break and committing suicide. We see Riggan gain confidence because of his imaginary alter ago talking to him. We see characters on the ledges of buildings and that is where they appear truly free. We see such peace on Riggan's face in the ending and we see Sam's happiness.

    Perhaps what the film is trying to say is that this proximity of death, the fact that at any moment you can just be gone, not just irrelevant as Sam says, but truly gone forever is what makes all the moments in our lives feel precious. In fact while the story can seem nihilistic - with he use of Macbeth's famous tomorrow and tomorrow part and the moments such as Riggan wiping off 'the human existence' from a tissue I think the film has a whole different outcome.
    We matter. Out lives while may seem insignificant as a statistic, but they belong to us. At the same time have impact on other people, we appear in their lives and subsequently in their memories. We are part of something that is not just our own - relationships, events, situations.You may think you are irrelevant but you are not - your dreams, fantasies, interactions, issues, troubles are all part of the whole.

    The titular unexpected virtue of ignorance lies perhaps in that realization - that while you feel you may be failing, the chain reaction of what you do can have impact of others. Riggan may feel he is a failure but he has a daughter who in the end seems so happy to see what her dad managed to achieve. He also brought joy to so many people - not just the audiences but Watts's struggling actress who got her big break because of his play. He may think it will all be a catastrophe but for her it's a dream come true.
    In fact, when you look at it, all the characters are thinking they are being ignorant to something - Sam runs away by using drugs, Mike uses his acting, feeling 'alive' only when he is on stage, Riggan's girlfriend seems to see her relationship with him as something than what it truly is and at various points of the movie people lie to each other just to get the reaction from the other person they were hoping for.

    Take the scene where Jake lies to Riggan about Scorsese being in the audience - he does this to reassure Riggan everything will be fine. Is it a lie? Yes. Does it work? Yes. The film plays around a very dangerous idea balancing its point on contradictions - lies work but it's only when Riggan does something as real as actually shooting himself on the stage the play becomes a smash hit. Riggan is real and Birdman is a lie. But what really is the answer?
    In the end it's only the true ignorance that seems to be the blessing - Riggan ignores quite literally everything and ends his life. Sam ignores that her father, if you go by what seems to be the most plausible thing, is dead on the ground and focuses on the fact he found freedom. It's a ballsy statement to make and the scene to end that movie with.

    I'm not gonna sit here and argue it's distasteful that the film does show suicide as a happy moment. Mostly it's about my belief that you should be free to decide when you die if you want to die. But there were plenty of people so outraged they could barely got out words saying how Whiplash's ending is 'abusive'. The thing is that these are not universal stories - those films do not make the statements that in order to achieve what you want you have to be self destructive or/and sacrifice your life. Why do people always think that the movies show role models and are claiming that people should follow them? Movies tell stories. Stories you can often relate to, but stories that are not your own.
    But in no point in either Whiplash or Birdman were you asked to do exactly what the characters did. It's really a peculiar kind of narcissism when women who watch Gone Girl feel that the film represents all women and says that they lie about being raped or people who see Whiplash say it's distasteful how the film says that in order to be successful you have to be an asshole. It's not your story. Let it the fuck go.

    The card next to Riggan's mirror says 'A thing is a thing, not what is said of that thing'. Riggan's play and his feelings about it won't really change based on what people think, the review, the audience reception of it. Neither will his experiences change for him based on what others say. His feelings of anxiety, his experiences in life and his own emotions in the end allowed him to smile and decide to fly. And I find that beautiful.

    Birdman (2014, 119)
    Plot: A washed up actor, who once played an iconic superhero, battles his ego and attempts to recover his family, his career and himself in the days leading up to the opening of a Broadway play.
    Director: Alejandro González Iñárritu
    Writers: Alejandro González Iñárritu, Nicolás Giacobone, Alexander Dinelaris & Armando Bo
    Stars: Michael Keaton, Zach Galifianakis, Edward Norton
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    Fifty Shades of Grey

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    I love bad movies. Whenever Nic Cage has a movie out, chances are sooner or later - I'll see it. So when something as atrocious as Fifty Shades of Grey shows up I naturally need to watch it. I did not read the 'book' this 'movie' is based on but I heard the comments that it's even worse than a film. I'm not surprised. What occurred to me during watching this film is that truly there are still some things that can surprise me.

    For example - Charlie Hunnam, who was originally cast as Grey. I'd never think that comparing to anyone I'd find him attractive but Jaime Dornan managed to accomplish that. Because had Hunnam played Grey this character would at least be...what's the word? ALIVE.  What did I learn from Fifty Shades of Grey? Is that I most definitely do not have any symptoms of being into necrophilia. I was not turned on once during this film nor did at any point I considered Dornan to be remotely attractive. If me and him were the only people left on Earth I'd sooner kill him for food than fucked him. What am I on about? What this movie primarily is, ladies and gentlemen, is observing though 100 minutes of runtime the efforts of Dakota Johnson trying to revive her co-star. To no avail.

    I have never thought that it is possible to look both bored and at the same time as if one were in excruciating pain. But man, did Dornan managed that. His performance in this film is so spectacularly awful you almost wonder if it's perhaps some higher form of method acting and he stuck a gigantic stick up his ass in order to embrace the persona of S&M loving businessman. But I don't think it was the case. I think he was simply this bad.

    Had they cast someone with pulse or a shred of charisma this movie could have had a shot of being something other than just hilarious unintentional comedy. But Dornan depicts the most unprofessional behavior I witnessed in film in along time - he gives the impression of someone who is just there for fame and money and in all of his scenes he is simply not there. He went to his happy place. He listened to his inner goddess. He gives absolutely no fuck.

    Dakota Johnson truly owes him. Next to him her performance comes off as incredible - she is one of the very few people in this movie who actually plays someone resembling a human being. Her character starts off as kinda cute but then Dornan, Mr. No Pulse, enters and essentially what happens is that we have this girl who falls for this petulant asshole because he is - apparently - good looking and rich.

    I had a blessed childhood. When I was growing up all the girls were into Leo DiCaprio in Titanic. A romantic, smart, kind, artistic hero who gave up his life for a woman he loves. Nowadays girls have baby faced asshole who grimaces when he has to give up vaginal fisting.

    I weep for humanity.
    The story is basically the stock story of every romance ever told - a shy girl, a good looking guy, an obstacle. But here they added the twist of all the kinky sex. But the sex isn't that kinky, shocking or even engaging. I enjoy being submissive in bed. I have nothing against playful spanking. So you'd think at least I'd relate on some level to the protagonist, right? No such luck. There is absolutely nothing arousing here. The only scene that is remotely erotic is Anastasia and Christian negotiating the contract which involves Christian talking about what he wants to do to her. But when the sex is actually shown it's really just some footage of tits, moaning and Dornan appearing in the frame assuring no one climaxes upon seeing his dull, lifeless expression.

    The only thing more ridiculous than this story is the trivia for this film. "Jamie Dornan had to learn how to walk differently to play his character since he tends to walk on his toes than his heels." Oh yeah. Because with this guy his WALKING was the problem?!

    Say what you want about Twilight but these two had chemistry. When they kissed for the first time, it was electrifying. There is no such thing in Fifty Shades of Grey. The sex scenes are not only tame but also boring. But here's what's really sad - when it comes to American movies these days those scenes where actually graphic even with all the ridiculous maneuvers of the cameraman to God forbid not show any full frontal by accident. We are living in a world where filmmakers have no problem having two leads with absolutely no chemistry in a romance film but they are horrified of showing someone's privates in erotic film. This is madness.

    What is also mad is that no one even bothered to clean this story a bit from all the idiocy. A scene for example - Grey is doing his strong and intimidating act while we see Dornan looking like a 15 year old whose biggest rebellion was knocking over some legos and he is about to get all kinky when upon hearing a noise he goes 'It's my mother! Get dressed!'. So Christian Grey who has this apartment with his little red room of pain can't even get the fucking locks correct so that his relatives don''t know his activities and walk into some sort of kinky situation where he braids a girl's hair or something (this is what passes for kinky these days, apparently)? I know we were probably required to leave our brains at the door while we walked in the theatre, but come on.

    Christian is super rich. What does he do? It's not important. Anastasia is apparently alluring to him because she is virginal and innocent. So this dude who is this rich businessman has never in his life met anyone like that before until Ana - in one of the dumbest and most contrived plot devices in recent memory - stumbled into his office to interview him? The film is trying to sell this idea that her being his 17th submissive is some sign of great love being found. It would be offensive, had it not been this hilarious.

    I had great time watching this. I laughed so hard. The lines in this are just golden - I promise you will at least chuckle while you witness baby face utter the words 'I don't make love.  I FUCK. Hard'. Not only is this a ridiculous line to begin with but try to imagine this guy actually fuck hard. He'd die. The things that are said and done here - including Ana getting spanked for rolling her eyes - are so monumentally stupid and embarrassing it's impossible not to laugh. In fact there are so many funny things here that I don't even have the strength to stop laughing and mourn the fact both Marcia Gay Harden and Jennifer Ehle are in this, no doubt trying to pay off the mortgage on some expensive house they bought.

    A credit should go to Sam Taylor-Johnson for actually trying to do something with this story and not making it incredibly dull in spite of the main duo being a dead guy and a giggling virgin. There is a lot of humour in here, yes, most of it unintentional but they are really trying everything to cover the film's many shortcomings - the music for example, both the choices of songs and Danny Elfman's alluring original score, is fantastic and there are few scenes that actually have energy to them mostly whenever Ana gets to depict some sort of joy during their encounters. Dornan expresses no such thing. It really comes off as just some rich dude who likes to humiliate and beat up women. At no point of the movie Grey does look remotely content or aroused. We saw bigger joy this year when Julianne Moore took a crap in Maps to the Stars.

    Crap that was probably infinitely more alive, on a molecular level, than Mr. Grey is.

    Fifty Shades of Grey (USA, 125 min)
    Plot: Literature student Anastasia Steele's life changes forever when she meets handsome, yet tormented, billionaire Christian Grey.
    Director:Sam Taylor-Johnson
    Writers: Kelly Marcel (screenplay), E.L. James (novel)
    Stars: Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Jennifer Ehle

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  • So Brideshead Revisited. My God, some women are stupid. Hayley Atwell's character in this movie for example. She literally chooses God - as in the concept that is not proven - over being with Goode's character. 
  • You know what? I bet if God existed when that bitch died and knocked on Heaven's door you know what he'd say? You gave up this? Go away.
  • She gave him up because he was divorced so if she married him she couldn't confess anymore. There are about 100 more abominable things about Catholic Church but yeah, this is one of the dumbest and hypocritical rules these people have. Marry once. Didn't work out? You'll gonna be punished for this for the rest of your life.
  • I'm actually surprised the Academy didn't go for that movie - it was lavish, epic, it span many decades...it was actually a really good movie. Idiot female character aside.
  • The protagonist of Imagine me & you wasn't much brighter but at least she wanted to give Goode up for red haired Lena Headey. That's at least in the realm of not-completely-batshit.
  • How was everyone's Valentine's? Here's the yorkie Valentine ---->
  • I also saw that new J.Lo movie The Boy Next Door. A woman bangs 19-year old guy. Ew for me but for some women I understand it's hot that a guy is younger? Anyways of course he is psychotic. The film was actually so stupid it was funny. 
  • I started watching House of Cards 2. I was not a big fan of season 1 and season 2 is even worse. Yeah that train moment was shocking but who stands in Francis' way now? The show has no compelling characters that could compete with him. It's not like Bullock and Al in Deadwood or Lannisters vs Starks in Game of Thrones. It's just watching Francis scheme not even with a lot of effort. And they made Claire a rape victim now? Why? Why does there always need to be a reason for female character to be cold? Hell, even GoT managed not to fuck up female character like that because some of the female characters there, even under D&D reign of crap and 'we don't have the time for interesting stuff but enjoy another brothel moment' some characters are still depicted as simply being born cruel. I love you so much Cersei.
  • I went to see Fifty Shades late Tuesday evening. For more of my views on this thing check out my review. 
  • I don't make love. 
  • I fuck. 
  • HARD
  • I'm seriously still laughing at this line and it's been 3 days.
  • Yesterday I decided to do treat myself day and what does this mean to me? Junk food and British accents. So I smuggled a cheeseburger into the cinema like a badass that I am and I sawKingsman. It was so much fun! I'm sure by now you guys heard about that church scene and it really is incredible, my jaw was like on the floor and I was so seriously turned on watching 1. Colin Firth wearing a suit 2. slaughtering religious freakshow 3. to the tune of that insane guitar solo from Free Bird. Each of these things separately turns me on, but combine these 3 together?
  • Wow.
  • I hated Kick Ass (worst movie ever) and Layer Cake but this time Vaughn surprised me, though obviously I was horrified when they showed the close up of that scared little pug! But the film was really entertaining and the choice of music was splendid. I swear to God hearing Slave to Love always gets me into quite the mood. This film was seriously sexy which was nice seeing how Fifty Shades and Dornan's face and general awfulness puts you at the risk of considering asexuality as a hobby.
  • Seriously go see this film, it's so bitchin'. I've been listening to Free Bird like a maniac for the last 24h.
  • J.B.!:
  •  Sophie Turner is back promoting GoT which is a terrible fucking thing. The things that come out of her mouth are so irresponsible. In a week's time she mentioned she misses her mother Catelyn and that season 5 is more shocking than RW. If Stoneheart is indeed back, that's cool but if all she is referring to is For the Watch moment I'll hate her even more.
  • Crimson Peak! Yes it is kinda iffy that we actually got to see the ghosts in the actual first trailer for the movie, but I think considering the state of horror these days it looks fantastic. The acting, mainly by Hiddleston looks really wonderful and the visual side is gorgeous. And PJ Harvey makes everything better. Also it actually looks like an emotive turn from Chastain which is always fun, I really don't like the performances where she just wanders around aimlessly like in Interstellar. Eureka! Oh, shut up.
  • Lena Headey is pregnant! I know this is not my business, but I bet Pedro Pascal knocked her up.
  • I've started watching It's always sunny in Philadelphia. So far I like it a lot, it's quite funny and  I'm in need of a good comedy to watch after work. I have 2 days off which I took because I am so freaking old and I'm no longer able to sit all night and watch the Oscars and go to work afterwards. Ah, the days of university life when I used to watch the ceremony and then took the exam the next day and passed. So I don't have to be at work for the next 4 days which is wonderful. I'm sure there is some catastrophic news or a shitload of work waiting for me when I return, though.
  • My country has gone absolutely insane. It's only Friday evening and they are talking about Oscars non fucking stop. If Ida loses there may be people crying on the streets. 
  • And yes, I shall live tweet the ceremony semi-drunk again, as tradition dictates.
  • Ruth reviews Kingsman
  • Brittani makes her Oscar predictions
  • Irene reviews Birdman
  • MettelRay reviews Fifty Shades of Grey
  • Nikhat lists her favorite performances of 2014
  • and finally m.brown wrote a hilarious review for Fifty Shades. The bullet point about condoms made me laugh out loud
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  •  I haven't slept in 30h. I also had about a million alcohol units.  This will be a fun post.
  • Queen Rosamund. Holy mother of God.
  • Is her waist even human? Damn.
  • Red carpet thoughts?  There was some bullshit nonsense 'ask her more' thing spoken by Reese Witherspoon in her annoying voice. People are saying this year actresses were asked more relevant questions than usual. I don't know what red carpet you watched, but that's just a lie.
  • Keira Knightley's dress was impossibly awful
  • Neil Patrick Harris' opening was really fun. Yeah it was singing and dancing, but it was really spectacular and I loved how genuinely joyful and respectful it felt.
  • The production values of the show this year were absolutely amazing. Also stuff like this. 
  • I really liked NPH throughout the show. Harris's lines "in Zero Dark Thirty she killed Osama bin Laden. In Million Ways to die in the west I pooped in a hat" really made me laugh 
  • Unfortunately there were almost no Gone Girl references which was a wasted opportunity, seeing how Ros's dress was the color of blood. All they needed to do is get her a boxcutter
  • There was a great moment when Harris talked about how much money American Sniper earned and he said that American Sniper is Oprah - cue to horrified and confused Oprah - cue to Harris 'Because you are rich'. Oprah wasn't digging Harris's style at all and she looked so lost.
  • Robert Duvall - best poker face
  • Harris' made a hilarious joke:
  • Tumblr teenage morons who are always outraged to the point they can't get out words in their mothers' basement and type instead were obviously offended that Harris brought 'a serious issue' to the level of a joke. To that I say go fuck yourselves you humorless, pretentious assholes.
  • Neil also said this and Cumberbatch's reaction was adorable
  • Mark was seated so close to Idris. Oh, God
  • Supporting actor goes predictably. Painfully so as Simmons uses the same joke about his kids he used the whole season long. That's kinda pathetic. During the nominations clips there was an insanely loud cheering for Ruffs. This is the kind of cheering you won't ever get, Eddie Redmayne.
  • Adam Levine performs Lost Stars to my delight
  • His performance was announced by 50 shades of my parents are famous and hooked me up with a gig. Seriously, stop pimping out Dakota Johnson. She is famous because of nepotism and showing her tits in a movie based on trash. She's a nobody in spite of coming out of somebody once relevant.
  •  The woman who won for costumes walked to the stage so slowly anything slower than that and she would be crawling.
  •  Fav thing - Oprah being continuously stunned at NPH's lines. She seemed humorless and or sedated.
  • Ida won foreign film to the joy of my nation. Paweł Pawlikowski is a fucking hero - he was speaking and the orchestra started playing, he just kept talking, the orchestra gave up and he talked some more. This was awesome for a number of reasons but mainly because it is so annoying how someone as famous as McConaughey went on for like 5 mins last year but the unknown people get 30 seconds. Fuck you, an Oscar is an Oscar and everyone should have the same amount of time.
  • Thanks to Agata Trzebuchowska we know that the Ida actresses were actually in the bathroom when the movie won.This stuff is national news, guys.
  • NPH and Steve Carell did a hilarious bit together (-What's your name? - STEVE!!!). Tatum in the background only made it funnier.
  • The performance of the song from Lego Movie was so fucking surreal I legit looked at my drink suspiciously. Also - Lego Oscars.
  •  The stick insect Gwyneth Paltrow appeared looking worse than usual.
  •  Margot Robbie's hotter than fucking sun. I have no more comments, just stating this fact.
  • I love Emma Stone so much
  •  We even share hobbies:
  •  Jesus Leto appears and does this
  • and gives the Oscar to Patrica Arquette who gives the phoniest speech of the season and to my grand disappointment Streep and J.Lo take the bait. Not cool. I don' think I'm ever gonna be able to enjoy True Romance again. The levels of pathetic and boring Arquette reached this season are just awful.
  • also mother of God MEMORIZE. How the fuck do you not remember several lines for Oscars?
  •  IDRIS ELBA shows up with Jessica Chastain to award cinematography to Emmanuel Lubezki. I was basically just barely alive when I saw Elba. So fucking fine.
  •  I loved Carell and Keira being seated so close to each other. "Seeking a Friend...".y'all
  •  Terrence Howard shows up and he is clearly fucked up. He is talking as if he was either climaxing or dying. He keeps talking about how moved he was and in the most awesome plot twist of the night it turns out he is not talking about Selma, but about The Imitation Game
  •  I cannot believe Goldblum was attending and they didn't get him to present, this is Jeff fucking Goldblum are you kidding?!
  •  Common and John Legend sang Glory. Then the crowd gives a standing ovation. While Chris Pine was simply crying David Oleyewo looked like he was about to meet God.
  • Idina Menzel and John Travolta present best original song together. This is so glorious. Such kudos to Travolta for having a sense of humour about his hilarious fuck up from last year. I'm still laughing. 
  • The amount of touching was inappropriate though
  • Glory won for song and when this happened:


  • someone cheered which was fucking hysterical
  • Desplat won for best music, unfortunately for the wrong movie
  • Birdman wins original screenplay
  • The Imitation Game screenplay won in adapted and this happened:
  •  ...
  • ...
  • ...I'm not crying.
  • Moore wins and gives a lovely speech. Not happy about it at all, though. Queen Rosamund is the true winner.
  • Redmayne won. It's so gross. I cannot even talk about it.
  • Inarritu!
  • Sean Penn makes a terrible joke about green card. Why are people surprised? He beat up and rape Madonna and you are outraged he makes an inappropriate joke? Really? Be glad he didn't take off his pants and shit on that stage
  • Birdman won but it's not enough for me not to feel sick about Redmayne and Moore both winning for your usual 'play a sick person, collect awards' shtick when Keaton and Pike gave the performances the quality of which is that of all time great. I'm shocked it managed to win. This movie is way too smart for this bunch
  • Let's wrap it up with my favs of the night:
  • And Oprah appearing to be running away from Lady Gaga
  • (172) Goodbye, Pawnee! + links

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  •  I saw Burning Man. My God, what a beautiful film. I have no idea why it is not better known - Matthew Goode's best performance, Essie Davis providing such strong supporting work, gorgeous cinematography, amazing narrative stracture and Lisa Gerrard's lovely score. It's a really powerful movie, I'm gonna try to review it soon and hopefully someone actually checks it out.
  • The Voices was fun! The film looked great, the cast was fantastic and that cat was such a blast.Also ladies when you sleep with the guy, the thing to do immediately is if he has any severed heads in his fridge. That's like, getting laid 101.
  • Mockingjay was all right. It's not very good and it's quite boring but at least it was watchable. Natalie Dormer was severely underused and I'm Moore is just there to cash in the paycheck. I'm always stunned how wonderful Elizabeth Banks manages to be in these dumb films. She was easily the best thing about it.
  • New GoT bloooper reelis out and it's just fantastic
  • Sophie Turner is still talking and this time she says "Sansa will meet few familiar faces". I don't even have the energy to worry about what it means
  •  Let's all cry together and watch this moment from the Oscars when Michael Keaton hid his speech when Redmayne won.
  • I cannot believe people are giving him shit about it. 
  • I mostly cannot believe you fucked up this bad, the Academy. For shame.
  •  OK so there's this dog that is in Idafor few seconds. Apparently that dog is homeless and his name is Brutus. He now has a better shot at being adopted. I really hope someone takes him in. If it happens, that's even cooler than the Oscar for the movie.
  •  So the photos of Agata Trzebuchowska and Agata Kulesza smoking and drinking at the Oscar after party resurfaced and people are outraged about it. Are you kidding? The Americans criticizing I can almost understand cause it's a whole different culture and I'm pretty sure cigarettes smokers are treated with more disdain than meth users. But really, seeing fellow Polish people outraged is just sad. So many people smoke here, at the parties the rooms are just filled with smoke. And they couldn't smoke just because they were in America and "it looks bad". Their movie just won Oscar, what the fuck have you done lately?
  • I'm smoking and drinking right now. Sue me.
  • Also come on, as if people didn't snort cocaine off toilet seats during those parties.
  • Jessica Chastain joined that Snow White sequel that annoyingly won't have Kristen Stewart in it - The Huntsman. Theron and Emily Blunt will also star so this is enough to get me to see it.
  • Excerpt from the news on this new movie While We're Young "If you're twenty-five right now, it might seem to hard to believe there will come a time where your back will betray you and your knees will be so creaky that they can predict the next rainfall" are you kidding me?! This is how I feel every day and I am twenty-five! Did no one at playlist ever work for a living? Try typing for 8h straight while solving legal cases. You're gonna wish you were dead because in death there is no back pain and headache.
  • The coolest news of the week is that Neill Blomkamp is doing a new Alien movie and Ellen Ripley will be in! For me a new Alien movie is always a great thing but this is beyond awesome. I have zero faith in Ridley Scott or new Prometheus movie being anywhere near the original Alien or even first Prometheus movie.
  • Parks and Recreation is over! Hold me!
  • I've watched the final 6 episodes tonight and it was just lovely. They went Six Feet Under route in the finale with the flashbacks. There was also this really cool easter egg about Jean-Ralphio!
  • I'm gonna miss the show so much. I've been watching it since it started 7 years ago. It was one of the warmest, funniest, most unique comedy series. It replaced the longing for a good comedy after The Office ended but now there truly isn't enough to fill this void. As funny as Always Sunny is, it's very edgy and Parks has always, at the very core, been incredibly good hearted and friendly.
  • I'm gonna miss so many things. Leslie's inspiring ambition. Tom's optimism. Ann's kindness. Chris' joy. Ben's awesome look into camera moments and his obsession with calzones. Jerry/Terry/Gerry's clumsiness. Donna's fierce and inspiring pride. Andy's adorableness. Jean-Ralphio's crazy lines and especially crazy singing lines. Mona Lisa being such a hilarious wreck. And Champion, the hatred for libraries, treat yo self, what the fuck is a German muffin, Little Sebastian, Tammys, the fight with Eagleton, Perd, Joan, the awkward accountant who loved Ben's jokes. The mystery of Gail and Jerry being together, the previous Parks directors, Ron's hidden bacon and gold, The Galentine's Day, Leslie's hoarding problem, the hunting trips, JJ's diner, Duke Silver, Jen the crazy campaign manager, Bobby Neport, stoned animal control, Bert Macklin, raccoons terrorizing the town.....April being so much like me. And Ron's code of life which is also my code. 
  • I'll miss you so much, Pawnee.
  • Andrew shares few awesome thoughts on several new movie-related news
  • Ruth gives us a preview of the films opening in March
  • Brittani and MettelRay share their thoughts on Oscars
  • Meanwhile Sofia lists best dressed at the ceremony
  • Courtney shares her top 10 movies of 2014
  • ThreeRowsBack reviews It Follows
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    If you would have told me before I went to see Kingsman that I'll enjoy a movie made by Matthew Vaughn, I would have never believed it. I find his X Men to be really mediocre, his Layer Cake to be excruciatingly boring and almost criminally overpraised and Kick Ass is one of the worst things I've seen in my entire life and I do not mean just movies - things. But perhaps every director I loathe must have at least one movie I enjoy. Terrence Malick - Thin Red Line. Lars Von Trier - Melancholia. And now Vaughn and his amazingly fun and entertaining Kingsman.

    The film bears very strong resemblance to many spy comedies and X Men: First Class (the sky diving sequence especially) but at the same time it feels fresh and unique. While some things are stale - especially the tired Michael Caine is a villain plot twist - Kingsman brings several things that felt like a real breath of fresh air.
    First of all, the protagonist. Young, vulgar, rebellious. In any other movie he would be annoying. But not here. While Eggsy is a loud teenager, he is also a good person. There are so many bits showing him being caring towards his sister and mom and then we see him love his dog so much and that's always a big winner for me.

    Then there is the actor playing the part - Taron Egerton. I don't know where they found him but he is so charming and likable. Aaron Taylor Johnson in Kick Ass was just irritating and all of the kids in X Men - not just the eternally bugging the shit out of me Jennifer Lawrence - were all so bland and forgettable. This one you are actually rooting for and that's so rare. And he isn't some kind of perfect hero - he is willing to cheat, kill and yes, exploit. But it's all done in a very fun way.
    Another thing that is so fresh is that the film casts Colin Firth in a role we have never seen him play before - he simply kicks ass. We saw Firth being suave, elegant and funny before but we never saw him in action scenes like that. The fact that the film combines that archetypal myth of the perfect, always dashing and well mannered British gentleman with the role of an action hero is absolutely brilliant. We get to see Firth choose a great suit and in another scene ruthlessly take down dozens of people. It doesn't get better than this.

    The supporting cast is great - it was so much fun seeing Jack Davenport in a movie again, even if he didn't have that much to do.Sofia Boutella is awesome as the villain's sidekick Gazelle, she really created very fun and interesting character and Hanna Alstrom is great as feisty princess of Sweden. But my favorite was Mark Strong who was effortlessly charming and funny as Merlin.
    Samuel L. Jackson is having a blast playing a cartoonish villain with a lisp - Valentine. Interesting thing is that his plan is based on the noble cause. Yes, the means are awful and he is insane but he is kinda right, isn't he? Here's the thing about Kingsman that makes it so much fun - it throws things at you, you completely don't expect - that a villain actually is right on some level, that the cute girl actually pulls the trigger, anal sex, killing of the co-lead, putting child in danger.

    Many of those are over the line but unlike Kick Ass, the film never crosses to the reprehensible territory. The dogs really survive, nothing bad happens to Eggsy's sister and that anal sex? Are you kidding me with all the outrage? Eggsy didn't force her, she volunteered. Clearly she was joyful about it. So you are just operating on the assumption that a female can't enjoy anal sex. The outrage over the scene? That is what is sexist here.
    The shot of frightened JB is the only thing that disturbed me. I'm also not surprised to read this trivia -  Writer/director Matthew Vaughn originally wanted the Kingsman agents to kill the dogs, but co-writer Jane Goldman felt it risked losing the audience. Of course Vaughn wanted to kill the dogs. Him and Wes Anderson would get along.
     
    While Vaughn still appears to be a sadistic prick, I admire the level of details here. The code 2625 for the Princess' jail cell is, according to Urban Dictionary, the code for Anal Sex. Also it's worth noting that the concept of giving trainees a puppy at the beginning of their training and having them kill it as the last step also appears in the Song of Ice and Fire novels as a part of the training of the Unsullied. Goddammit, George.
    What's also worthy of applause is that Vaughn didn't go the cliche route and pair up Eggsy with a fellow Kingsman candidate Roxy.
    I'm glad. That bitch pulled the trigger.

    The action scenes are just terrific, starting with a great sequence in a cabin through the insanely suspenseful sky diving sequence to the grand finale. But the most amazing sequence in the entire film is the scene where Colin Firth massacres 79 people in a church. The scene set to the legendary guitar solo from Free Bird is one of the finest action sequences you'll ever see. I guarantee you, your jaw will drop to the floor.
    The soundtrack is also another thing that is top notch, both the choices of songs and the original score. The visual effects are great and often times very funny and creative - for example in the exploding heads sequence. And Gazelle's blades looked incredibly realistic.

    In one of the scenes Valentine mentions how he would love to eat burgers from McDonald's and drink fine wine. And on a much grander scale a clash of mainstream and sophistication is mixed to perfection in the film - swearing, violence and not so subtle jokes on one side and British accent, fine suits and clever script on the other. It's surprisingly delicious.

    Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014, 129 min)
    Plot: A spy organization recruits an unrefined, but promising street kid into the agency's ultra-competitive training program, just as a global threat emerges from a twisted tech genius.
    Director: Matthew Vaughn
    Writers: Jane Goldman (screenplay), Matthew Vaughn (screenplay), Mark Millar and Dave Gibbons (comic book "The Secret Service")
    Stars:Colin Firth, Taron Egerton, Samuel L. Jackson

    (165) You think Fletcher was bad? Oh, my sweet summer children... + links

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  •  So you guys know how I saw Begin Again on Halloween (it was magical) and then for 2 months I was meaning to rewatch it but all I rewatched were the scenes with Mark being shirtless (all three of them, God what a lovely use of him in this movie)? I'm finally gonna rewatch it tonight. The key is to get drunk enough so that the ending doesn't hurt. 
  • Yeah, I'm gonna get really drunk.
  • I'm also gonna rewatch In the Cut. Because after the week I had I deserve full frontal Ruffalo telling women to take their panties off. I should really review this film. It's so good and so few people saw it. It has amazing atmosphere and that's only in part thanks to Mark, I mean the cinematography and the score are really fantastic.
  • Work has been hellish - no, no -apocalyptic - I have been working non stop 8h a day, bringing stuff home with me (we had Tuesday off but I worked at home) and then working some more and I'm still not done for deadlines and my boss is gonna yell at me next week. I can confidently say now, having seen Whiplash, that if you took the profanity out, some of the people I deal with at work are actually worse than Fletcher. I mean Fletcher had good qualities, they have none. And they are even more unpleasant. Seriously. I mean at least the guy gave these people clues. You know what my job is like? It's like that final performance where I walk in and they tell me to play and I do not know what this fucking song is. Hell, it's like I don't even know what drums are.
  • My job is essentially just reading and writing and what did I get this week? Pink eye. My left eye's tear duct was weeping like a motherfucker for three days so I went to the doctor and after 2h - some of it in waiting line, some of it during the eye exam which was pointless, a lot of money (I could have bought a dress for that!) she tells me that indeed it is pink eye. Have you ever spent 40h in one week reading and writing on computer while one of your eyes is continuously oozing stuff and you need to apply eye drops every hour? It's so much fun, you guys!
  • Do you know what tonight is? That's right. Mark, James McAvoy and Meryl Streep are gonna be on Graham Norton show. Here's a preview:
  • God bless Now You See Me. This glorious look he has now - and will have throughout this Oscar season - is for the sequel. Can I please have him, please?
  • Have you seen this Tim Walker photoshoot for W magazine featuring Best performances? 
  • All of the above are great.
  • But what the hell is this?!  ---------->
  • Why would you make my baby look like this? Why are people continuously either cutting his curls or covering them up? Are they insane? 
  • I mean look at him, he looks like a lesbian!
  • Golden Globes are this Sunday! I'm gonna see the ceremony after work on Monday so you can expect my recap Monday evening.
  • Holy crap between ceremonies recaps, my reviews and the upcoming Best of 2014 (which is not just gonna be one list but one big list and smaller posts too) there's gonna be a lot happening on the blog. I trust you guys remember my pretty damn epic lists for the end of the year? I've been working on the one for 2014 for WEEKS. And I have few new categories. As you can see every year it gets more extensive. Soon it will be so grand it will devour the universe.
  • I mean I cannot believe only 7 days passed since last RF because I've been working like crazy, writing posts left and right and watching a shitload of films. Granted I slept 2h per day every day, but still.
  • You know things like that make me wish I actually watched People's Choice ceremony:
  • Rosamund is in America! And she already picked up an award for best Breakthrough actor during Palm Springs festival (Carrie Coon and Kim Dickens presented the award to her) and is on the cover of Vanity Fair magazine which features a wonderful photoshoot of her:
  • Before you ask, yes I did see that Ant-Man trailer.
  • This is all I remember from it -------->
  • Good God, Paul.
  • Can we have Bruce Banner, Star Lord and Ant-Man spin off where they are all just adorable and shirtless together?
  • So since RF last week during which I was in the middle of watching Gone with the Wind I actually finished watching it and I liked it a lot. I mean Scarlett was pissing me off - you are married to an actual man who has looks and money and you pine for some pussy in a mill? What the hell, woman? If I had a guy this rich and this good looking I'd do so many things and not one of those things would be sneaking of to the mill. As much as Scarlett made the choices, I'd never make, Leigh was incredible in the role. Also, good God, what a beautiful woman.
  • Whiplash was awesome! Without a doubt the most amazing ending to 2014 movie. The film was so well made and while I do not think Miles Teller was especially great, J.K. Simmons was really unbelievable.
  • Two Days, One Night was really good and it had great performance by Cotillard.
  • I also saw Selma which is the most overrated piece of shit of the year. This was more boring than Boyhood.
  • But! The Imitation Game. That was great. You know what, Keira Knightley is actually underpraised for this role. I am writing entire review for the movie pretty much just because I want to praise her. She was so....heavenly in that. Cumberbatch was great and Matthew Goode is always so awesome (especially to stare at lovingly). The film had beautiful score and even though it had issues it was all in all far and above The Theory of Everything. I wouldn't mind it getting tons of Oscar nominations. Good God that scene where the machine begins working? That was one of the finest scenes of the year.
  • Into the Woods was about 50 minutes too long. Giants? Also what the hell with that sobfest near the end? Streep was really committed to the role and Pine and Blunt really gave it their best but the whole thing can be described in three letters - meh. And someone needs to help Johnny Depp. Not only was he underused in a thankless role but that thankless role and the whole song had some seriously disturbing and awful undertones.
  • But there is the one movie that I want to talk about more than all the others yet I cannot find the words. My new favorite film of 2014:
  • Holy fucking shit, Birdman. I cannot even wrap my head around this movie. That look on Emma Stone's face here was the look on my face when I was watching it. It's Enter the Void meets Black Swan (and also can I just say it's so fucking sexist to call Birdman 'Black Swan for guys'? What can't men enjoy and relate to Black Swan? Can't women do that when it comes to Birdman? Just fuck off!) meets Fight Club. It is glorious. I'm working on a review but it will take some time - I currently have reviews for Whiplash, Foxcatcher, The Imitation Game and Birdman in draft. For now let me just say - that film is the most alive movie I've seen in my life. It's wonderfully bizarre, insanely energetic, absolutely beautiful and just a masterpiece all around. WATCH IT!
  • I didn't like Theory of Everything that much but it looked good. You can check out the look of the movie in Courtney's post
  • Before Golden Globes, check out Brittani's thoughts on who should win and who will win
  • Alex is treating us to his awesome end of the year lists - here are his 15 favorite male performances in 2014
  • Robin writes about Gone Girl's Oscar chances
  • Nika reviews terrific Imitation Game
  • Ruth chooses her 10 favorite female performances in 2014
  • Check out our thoughts on Vivien Leigh's Oscar winning performances over at Fisti's site
  • And finally Katy writes about Jake Gyllenhaal's climb to leading man material
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  •  I had a pretty horrible week. I really want to dig a hole and just crawl in there. You know just once I'd love to have a 5 day long blissful time at work where I don't have to put up with anyone's crap and no one yells at me. Just once. I just want it to be Friday evening so I can sit down, enjoy some peace and quiet and watch a movie with Matthew Goode and a bunch of The Thick of It episodes.
  • We finally have first poster for Dark Places, based on the novel by Gillian Flynn....and it's not good.
  • This looks like something that could be a cover of a young adult novel about some emo girl. But if you think this is bad....we also got a trailer which is fucking terrible.
  • The sole good news is that the movie appears to be following the novel closely. But seriously everything else? Look I knew this is most likely going to be a disappointment - the book is Flynn's weakest because of the cliche chase near the end and insanely predictable and yet completely unbelievable answer to the key mystery which was so bad, especially comparing to the amazing twists in Gone Girl and Sharp Objects, I couldn't believe Flynn actually wrote this. Then there was the fact completely unknown director is making the movie and the casting which is just awful. If Theron looks like Libby Day then I look like freaking Angelina Jolie. Moretz is miscast as hell too but all you need to know to realize just how terrible that casting is this - they cast Christina Hendricks as a plain woman who can't get a man. WHAT?
  •  Still, it's amazing to me how much they fucked up the marketing here. That the film with all likelihood is bad is not that hard to believe - it's a tricky narrative to adapt, but how do you manage to screw up the marketing here? Theron is a huge star, Mad Men and House of Cards are big shows and Hendricks and Stoll are in the movie, Moretz has fans, fuck knows why but she has, and I'm sure there are some girls with horrible taste who fancy Hoult enough to see this. So how on Earth do you fuck up this bad? The film is getting released in France first, the poster is misguided, the trailer is a mess. That cinematography? That music?
  • They should have just do what they did with Carrie (an actual masterpiece) decades ago - black screen, just the audio of the murders. That's it.
  • That company (A24) also bought the rights to The Witch which is my most anticipated movie of the year. I just hope the release of this one will be better. Although it seriously does not look good - A24 acquires interesting films and the marketing just sucks. I realize not every company has the money to market the films all over the place, but the marketing for their movies is just so lacking of imagination and creativity.
  • Look I still hope that awful trailer is no indication of the movie's quality. But you know what makes me worried the most? 
  • That lame cinematography in flashbacks. The Day family murders are one of the bloodiest, scariest and most horrific murders I read about. When you read the book you can see it in your head - everything crimson from blood, mother's head half blown off, children hacked to pieces....the footage in the trailer looks so badly shot and underwhelming.
  • And what the hell is happening with Sharp Objects adaptation? It is supposed to be a mini series but there are no news.  The book is outstanding and it's almost as good as Gone Girl. It deserves great adaptation
  • So HBO finally revealed the official poster for Game of Thrones season 5 --------->
  • This is legit my reaction when I saw it:
  • What is wrong with these people? This is the biggest show on the planet not a sequel to some cheap straight to video fantasy film! The most embarrassing part is that the picture of Drogon is actually re-used footage from 4x06. It's not even new! This looks worse than fan made...if fan made was made by a monkey just randomly playing with photoshop.
  • Saddest thing is that this is not even the worst GoT poster. Remember last year? That pale blue background and a raven made out of swords? Are these people on crack?
  • Also it's now a bit more than a month till season's premiere and we still have only one trailer which was kinda underwhelming. Like I give a shit about Meereen or freaking Sand Snakes, come on give us the good stuff and a better trailer already!
  • The good news however is that the march on Winterfell is happening this season. Well that's something to look forward too, though we all know what is the one thing I want to see this season. Please come back.
  • Take a look at this  ------>
  • There are no limits to Redmayne's thirst for becoming the biggest Oscar whore in history. This is the still from The Danish Girl where Oscar bait reaches new levels - Redmayne plays the first man in history to become a woman. And the movie is directed by Tom Hopper. Next year will be even worse than this year, mark my words. Can we say poor Leo already?
  • Some people said this pic looks like Jessica Chastain. What a horrible insult to her, my God.
  • Lady Gaga will star in the next season of American Horror Story. This one will be called Hotel. I have very bad feelings about all of this.
  • The only thing that was not underwhelming this week was the recent Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer:
  • That was so badass. OMG is Bruce gonna score?! 
  • So I was watching It's Always Sunny and when this happened I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Mac is my favorite, his line deliveries just kill me. I cannot believe how unapologetic this show is, it makes fun of literally everything.
  • This is insane - this Spanish actress actually managed to deceive the public with photoshoped images
  • Dan Stevens is going to star as Beast in that new Beauty and the Beast movie. This is actually a really good choice! Luke Evans will be Gaston and I'm kinda sad it's not Matt Bomer after all as he is a better fit for the part. But had Bomer played the part....no one would be looking at Stevens.
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