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Tom Hardy Appreciation

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Edward Thomas Hardy
September 15, 1977 (London, England, UK)

Today is 38th birthday of the wonderfully talented and crazy intense Tom Hardy. He might have been 2 hours long late to the set each day during the making of Fury Road,  He might have been punching directors in the dick/chocking them(whichever happened on The Revenant set and was apparently, really justified) and he most definitely is every journalist's worst nightmare (1,2),

but damn if he isn't a sweetheart:
Tom has appeared in so many big movies during the last few years - Inception, The Dark Knight Rises, Mad Max: Fury Road. He was in the movies that premiered at big festivals and were said to gain Oscar buzz soon - Lawless - or actually gained Oscar buzz - Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Warrior. This year he was seen in Child 44, Fury Road and Legend, all of which he got great reviews for and now we are all awaiting The Revenant for which Tom has a good shot to get his first major award nominations.
The Revenant
You know there are some actors who seem kinda goofy in real life but are really intense on screen (Michael Fassbender comes to mind) but Hardy is intense everywhere. Even when he plays with dogs in talk shows, or jokes around at the press conference or - and that's especially effective - he plays sweet and nice characters in a film you have a sense of dread as if there was always a chance something will go off inside him. It's one of the reasons why his work in The Drop was so great - he was just splendidly cast - and a big reason why people keep comparing him to Marlon Brando.

What Tom does really well is being memorable and charismatic in every single part. Let's face it, Inception doesn't have characters that would be much more than cliches, yet Hardy managed to make his character so charming there. During Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy the only times I was awake was when he was on screen because he was one of the very few actors there who managed to make their characters feel like actual, alive human beings. In The Dark Knight Rises Hardy's face is covered with a mask for the entirety of the movie except for a very brief scene and he still managed to put so much emotion into Bane.
The Drop
In Peaky Blinders he plays a character so intense and terrifying, it's like watching a ticking time bomb. While The Drop is far from being a great movie you are just glued to the screen because there is a promise of such darkness hiding just underneath the surface of Hardy's character. Locke is a 85 minute long movie where it's just Hardy driving a car and talking on the phone and you cannot tear yourself away from the screen. And in Fury Road where he says maybe 50 words during the entire film he still made Max such an admirable hero and his chemistry with Charlize Theron is one of the best things about this incredible masterpiece which I don't think will be beaten by any movie this year.

In his private life Tom overcame alcohol and crack addictions and has been sober for more than a decade which is an amazing accomplishment. He is married and he is expecting his second child - first with wife Charlotte - whom him worked with several times (they even played the famous tortured lovers in Wuthering Heights adaptation which I have not seen yet our of the concern for my health. He plays Heathcliff, for the love of God.).

So in addition to being a family man and an amazing actor there is another thing. And that makes Tom pretty much my favorite actor at the moment:

It's

that

he

really

really

loves

dogs



I mean he really loves them.

So much.

In such a sweet way.

And ladies, there's also this:



Favorite films:
Mad Max: Fury Road
Locke
Warrior
RocknRolla

Favorite performances:
Locke

The Drop
Locke
Mad Max: Fury Road
Peaky Blinders
Warrior
The Dark Knight Rises
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Favorite characters:

Mad Max: Fury Road
Lawless
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Trivia:
  • Leonardo DiCaprio convinced him to read the script of The Revenant (2015) and take the role of John Fitzgerald. They became friends after starring together in Inception (2010).
  • Has appeared in four films with his idol Gary Oldman: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011), Lawless (2012), The Dark Knight Rises (2012) and Child 44 (2015).
  • He assumed that Christopher Nolan cast him as Bane in The Dark Knight Rises (2012) because of his performance in Bronson (2008). He later found out that Nolan thought he would be a good fit based of his performance in RocknRolla (2008) and had not even seen Bronson.
  • He battled alcoholism and a crack cocaine addiction in his early-to mid-twenties, but has been sober since 2003. 
  • Became a father for the 1st time at age 30 when his [now ex] girlfriend Rachael Speed gave birth to their son Louis Thomas Hardy on April 8, 2008.
  •  Had a dog named Max that was given to him when he was a teenager, he passed away in 2011. The dog's name was an honor to Mad Max (1979). Years later, Hardy played the title character in Mad Max: Fury Road (2015). 
  • He joined Drama Centre London in September 1998 and was taken out early to work on Band of Brothers (2001). One of his classmates at drama school was Michael Fassbender, both appeared in Band of Brothers and Hardy stated that Fassbender was the best actor in the school.

(201) None of your damn business + links

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  • So Tom Hardy - the journalist's biggest nightmare. This whole press conference is a laugh riot. He says he won't discuss the Revenant because it's not the time to discuss The Revenant but you just know he won't be there for the promo thing of that one, unless there are snipers ready to take out those who dare ask any questions about that Inarittu/Hardy feud
  • What is astounding is that now some people - including this reporter who works, and hopefully not for long,  for Time - are taking shots at Hardy. Just look at that article - the first line? How the hell is it relevant to his work what his sexuality is? Later in the 'article' the author implies Hardy is being homophobic. No, what is being homophobic is implying that actor's sexuality is in any way relevant to actor's craft. There are so many men out there afraid to come out because they worry people won't buy them as romantic leads in male/female romantic pairings on screen anymore. And this kind of stupid statement, from Time no less, reaffirms that belief. I thought it was a prestigious newspaper but honestly when I opened the link my first thought was I was reading a piece from Jezebel. 
  • The dog just didn't want to leave during last week's Chatty Man:
  • That's a smart dog.
  • I've been making A LOT of Mad Max edits. Here's the ladies. the soundtrack and I even made 2 with Max/Furiosa and lyrics to Nine Inch Nails songs (I'm so brilliant)
  • We're in this Together:
  • and Fragile:
  • It looks like the big awards contenders are flopping left and right - The Danish Girl has several rotten reviews, Our Brand is Crisis underperformed, Suffragette is, apparently, crap. In fact the only movies that seem to be getting praise are Carol - still some say it's too polished, Steve Jobs - some say it's admirable but not the kind of a movie one loves - and Spotlight, which is probably getting the best reviews out of all. I Saw the Light flopped massively so I think it's safe to say Tom Hiddleston won't be getting any big nominations any time soon.
  • The person people are starting to predict is Johnny Depp in Black Mass. I just don't see him being nominated but maybe it's wishful thinking. I mean he already has too many nominations - what the hell was he nominated for when it comes to his performance in Finding Neverland?! - he has been putting the same lazy, cashing in the check crap out there for years and honestly, is there really no one else to nominate? I'm probably being unfair, I haven't seen the movie, Depp looks intense in the part, he is getting good reviews. But it's still Depp hiding behind make up. Remember in the 90's? How he was capable of being good without resorting to trickery? Don Juan DeMarco (hugely underrated movie btw)? What's Eating Gilbert Grape
  • This man left his dogs in Australia and now he is doing Dior commercials which make me laugh so hard I feel I may suffocate whenever I see them. Just....don't nominate him.
  • It is actually looking like a weak year when it comes to male actors - look who is getting nominated - your standard gets in for playing real person nominations - Fassbender, Redmayne (vomits) possibly Depp - and your standard DiCaprio goes all out because it's madness nomination. There isn't even really a good candidate for 5th one. And with actresses it's a whole different story with Blanchetthaving two films in the race, Bullock and Mulligan probably getting in based on previous Academy love. Then there is Brie Larson, but her movie's distributor is A24. So she is as doomed as my chances of seeing The Witch this year.
  • Two films that kinda got mixed response - High-Rise and The Dressmaker look very interesting.
  • Hey, how does a drivel like this qualifies as a review?
  • One actor feud we had was Paul Bettany saying really douchy thing about Jason Statham. Statham was great in Spy and his early Ritchie films and he is so good at his action thing. Not everyone needs to be a serious drama actor. Bettany, while great in Ultron, is coming off as a huge *beep* I hate when actors criticize other actors for absolutely no reason. And if it wasn't for Ultron Bettany wouldn't be relevant at all. Awful behavior on his part.
  • Another feud and big surprise - turns out Richard Madden is kinda an asshole. He took shots at Cara Delevingne for being unprofessional, which is big talk from someone whose biggest movie cred is the outline of his dick being visible in a Disney movie, and now he is backing out. So he went after young actress, just starting in the business and then he apologized on twitter? Douche.
  •  Uncle Geoffrey from Bridget Jones is gonna play Randyll Tarly.
  • Yep, the perv is gonna be Sam's strict and terrible father. This makes me think there is a very good chance Ian McShane is playing septon Meribald, who has one of the most amazing speeches in the entire series. But in the hands of these writers? It will be butchered beyond recognition.
  • Judging by all the talk and excitement, which I don't really pay attention to, the Emmys are coming? A bunch of people are predicting Thrones to win for best drama. I bet they will. It's perfectly in alignment with Emmys logic to award this show for the worst season it had. Embarrassingly awful, insultingly bad season.
  • Anna loved Birdman
  • Alex shares 41 things he loves about Drive 
  • MettelRay review the Man from UNKLE
  • Ruth shares her picks for top 3 journalists in films
  • Brittani shares her Emmys predictions
  • vinnieh reviews enchanting My Blueberry Nights
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    (202) You want prestige, but you award bad pussy + links

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  • Emmys didn't really have much credibility to begin with, but if they had any left, it's gone now.
  • You know, the people who hand out Oscars have done some truly horrible stuff. They awarded Crash over Brokeback Mountain. They made Eddie Redmayne Academy Award winning actor. Because of them Gary Oldman still has just one nomination and something like Return of the King won for editing.
  • But not once have they embarrassed themselves as badly as folks who hand out the Emmys did last Sunday.
  • That Emmys don't really award the best TV shows and performances, that is known - Steve Carell never won for his legendary work in The Office and Nick Offerman wasn't even nominated for Parks and Rec. And I'm not even talking about how badly the Emmys screwed up awarding Game of Thrones the award for the best show of the year for its awful fifth season.
  • Oh no.
  • My point is to do with something far worse.
  • They awarded Mother's Mercy, the grand turd of turds of writing, the finale of season 5, as the best writing of the year title. For those of you who don't watch the show let me just say one thing - that episode includes the line "you want a good girl, but you need a bad pussy". I mean...what the fuck, Emmys?!
  • That David Benioff and Dan Weiss were allowed on that stage in the first place is disgusting but actually giving them something? FOR THIS? For the abysmal and retarded way Stannis' storyline was written? For Brienne and the candle? For Boltons conjuring a shitload of army? For poor, wronged Cersei walking naked because her sweet Tommen awaits her? For Stoneheart yet again not showing up? For Melisandre getting to the Wall in a matter of less than an episode? For Davos not following with any questions about Stannis or Shireen? What the fuck is wrong with these people? I know what is wrong with those who wrote it - they suck - but what about those who chose to award it?
  • I haven't watched the ceremony nor do I plan to, I actually haven't seen the ceremony for years. These awards are just pitifully assigned. Not even them finally recognizing Veep matters. Oh wow, for 3 years they awarded Modern Family and now they finally gave it to the right show?
  • Clowns. 
  • I have a bit of Walk of Shame for you Emmys - Carell never winning, Offerman never being nominated, Clarke nominated over Fairley, Six Feet Under never winning Best Drama, Ian McShane never winning for Deadwood and now, Mother's Mercy for best writing. Shame. Shame. SHAME.
  • These are by far the only accurate GoT awards out there.
  • Have you  guys seen what Sophie Turner was wearing? Even worse - her make up? She looked absolutely hideous. She can look so pretty with right clothes and make up but that was a disaster.
  • Lena Headey looked lovely, though (as pictured above on the left, with Conleth Hill channeling Varys with his awesome expression). Bonus points for wearing a dress worthy of House Lannister.
  • Ah Tom. I was browsing my tumblr while eating dinner this week and suddenly this photo on the left came up ---
  • I almost choked and had I did I think considering the hotness of this pic you could talk of auto erotic asphyxiation.
  • There is this whole article below this picture here and it's good stuff.
  • And here (above, right) is another picture of Tom and you should really pay close attention to what's on his shirt.
  • Also:
  •  My God, he is perfect.
  • Ah, have you heard? Sean Penn is offended Lee Daniels said Penn beats up women and now he is suing him. So many things here - first it's gross someone actually defends Howard and plays the race card while doing so. Then you have this gem - "Penn says in the lawsuit, "Daniels' defense of Howard (and his improper invocation of two of the greatest actors and humanitarians of our time, Brando and Penn, in doing so) is apparently part of a misguided campaign to profit and further bolster and brand his show 'Empire.". And of course the very idea Penn would sue for this while he was torturing Madonna for days. That's just gross.
  • New AHS poster is not the best they had but it's kinda cool. I really like Gaga in the center and that her dress goes all the way down to the floor. Maybe I'm not seeing it but there is no monster anywhere here? My fav part is Denis O'Hare in stilettos and those creepy kids behind him.
  • So speaking of creepy there is this new TV spot for Crimson Peak which is filled with really disturbing looking ghosts:
  • The film is looking pretty cool but so did Idris Elba shouting he is canceling the Apocalypse and we all know it ended with mediocrity also known as Pacific Rim
  • So we may already have the most brilliant casting for 2016 film already - as you may recall I suggested Paul Rudd for the part of Tom in The Girl on the Train adaptation because of his lovable and likable quality. Well it's not Rudd but Chris Evans who got the part but he is sure as hell the closest to those adjectives. This is a really spot on casting, even more so than Blunt and Ferguson though I'm liking the doppelganger angle that this casting creates. Also for the part of Haley Bennet character's husband we have Jared Leto. I don't quite see Leto in this role but he is capable actor. 
  • Let's talk about Lana Del Rey's new album Honeymoon, shall we? It's good, I keep listening to it, but it's her worst. Even though the album creates really nice, laid-back, breezy Americana atmosphere as you are listening to it, there are no memorable or catchy songs, the abundance of which we had on Born to Die and Paradise, or even seductive, haunting songs like the ones from Ultraviolence. There is one missed opportunity in the form of the cover for Don't Let me be Misunderstood, one waste of track space in the form of interlude and one hugely overrated song inn the form of Salvatore. Everyone seems to be raving about that song. Look Lana's lyrics were never particularly deep but this:

  • Ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah Cacciatore
    La-da-da-da-da La-da-da-da-da Limousines 
    Ah-ah-ah-ah  Ah-ah-ah-ah Ciao amore 
    La-da-da-da-da La-da-da-da-da Soft ice cream

  • is fucking ridiculous.
  • I really like High on the Beach, Art Deco and Blackest Day but man, I hope she puts more thought and diversity into the next one.
  • You know what' bad? That new Bond song. Oh Jesus! 
  • So Ridley Scott went insane. He is now saying that Alien connection in Prometheus franchise won't be in the sequel, but maybe in the third and forth movie. I'm still skeptical there's even gonna be a sequel, so what the fuck are you saying here Ridley?
  • And finally here is a sizzle reel for BBC shows which features Idris Elba back in Luther and Tom Hiddleston shirtless in a pool in his new show. I don't think we need to know more about this show, am I right ladies?
  • Ruth shares the trailer for The Big Short
  • Courtney shares lovely visual appreciation post for Lost in Translation 
  • MettelRay posted a fantastic list of the things she loves in one of the best shows ever - Parks and Recreation
  • Alex shares a great tribute for the late Wes Craven
  • Brittani reviews Black Mass
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    Queen of Earth

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    Queen of Earth is a cryptic, difficult movie. I've seen a lot of movies depicting the mental collapse - because of my own experiences with it, it's comforting to see the people on screen go through similar things. Black Swan and Mulholland Drive occupy the highest places in my all time favorite list. Repulsion follows close. Queen of Earth is not on the level of those movies, the director's vision not as clear, the movie not as mysterious and rewatchable, but it definitely portrays the decay of mind in a very insightful and fascinating way.

    The film follows Catherine, who in the very first scene is dumped by her boyfriend. Catherine seeks peace at the remote cottage belonging to her friend Virginia (Ginny). Through a series of flashbacks we see the time when it was Virgina who needed help last summer and Catherine was in that same cottage, visiting. In present time we see Catherine gradually mentally declines and becoming more and more unhinged as Virgina witness her collapse with increasing worry.
    The film takes place in a week and the portrayal of Catherine's downward spiral is outstanding, if not for a slightly disjointed script - it's like Perry cannot decide if he wants to make a movie about Catherine's collapse or about the relationship between the two movies, trying to accomplish both he fails to fulfill the potential of either - it's because of Elisabeth Moss's brilliant work.

    Moss was already impressive and heartbreaking years ago in Girl, Interrupted - a film that to this day remains one of the most wonderful examples of all female cast working together and delivering so many great performances - and she rose to fame with her work in Mad Men. I've seen enough of the show to know just how good she was and even though her other show - Top of the Lake - the show bored me to tears, I heard her work there is impressive which doesn't surprise me in the slightest.
    Moss delivers her best work here - her performance making you ignore all the blemishes of the movie and the script. She is heartbreaking and fragile, but she is capable of turning dangerous and violent in the matter of moments. But the best thing about her performance is that her Catherine is completely unpredictable - she is so unhinged you have absolutely no idea what she might do. I swear about ten times during watching this movie Moss's deranged expression and blank swollen eyes had me convinced Catherine is about to slaughter someone.

    That unpredictability is what makes the breakdown so horrific - you known when you are in it that what you are doing makes no sense, but you do it, because you just don't care. Whether is is Nina dancing even though she is bleeding out, Carol writing imaginary words on the glass with her finger or Catherine finding bones and staring at them, smiling. The collapse of the mind is just that - drowning in irrationality.
    These are all excellent examples of what human minds does to us during mental collapse that I suspect not many who didn't experience such state understand. The crippling feeling of having to master all the strength, assemble all the molecules of your being just to hoist yourself up and do anything. The feeling that you just can't stop crying and calm down. The feeling that you may actually be capable of anything. The feeling you understand those who did the unimaginable.

    Waterston is very impressive as well, I've never seen her in anything else, convinced that I won't like Anderson's Inherent Vice, which was her big break. Here Waterston plays Ginny, who you can sense has deep issues on her own and is immature and coasting through life, but comparing to Moss' Catherine, who is simply crumbling before our very eyes, Ginny almost looks strong and in control of her actions and her life.
    The film is also a carnival of cruelty and sabotage. If Catherine and Ginny are friends, it's not a warm bond they share. It's a toxic, eerie connection. For some reason these two women are all they have left for each other - Catherine, having lost her father to suicide and depression and being abandoned by yet another boyfriend, and Ginny, who surrounds herself with meaningless relationships with people she doesn't really like. But they are both so self absorbed, the other tragedy here is that they are really not capable of being a friend to one another - there is a terrific scene where they are talking, but it's not even a conversation, it's just them saying their monologues about their lives.

    When at one point of the movie, while Catherine, who looks like she has been crying for days, is painting Ginny, Ginny remarks how she is seeing Catherine for the very first time - how it is now clear to her that Catherine surrounds herself with men and without them she doesn't know what to do. Her words are cruel but Ginny smiles, triumphant at the thought of being better than her friend, even if better means she is simply floating through life on the semblance of peace and stability and Catherine is falling apart.
    But the bond between the two can never appear as toxic as it truly is when the film has such horrible male figures - Catherine's boyfriend who dumps her, even though he was probably justified giving her obnoxious behaviour, just comes off as heartless. And there is Rich, who is a complete asshole who enjoys torturing Catherine belittling her problems and poking fun at her life and situation. The ugliness of these male figures - weak, selfish and ignorant, even more so than Ginny and Catherine - masks the ugliness of female characters enough, that you almost feel bad for them. Almost.

    The whole thing is shot beautifully and the score is particularly impressive and right after Mad Max: Fury Road it's the most distinctive score of the year - it's not as sweeping and nowhere near as memorable as Tom Holdenberg's brilliant work but it is out there with It Follows' music as something that really helps establish the mood of the movie without distracting from the story and performances.

    The film isn't really original - the homages here are everywhere, the most glaring one in the salad that Catherine is not eating, an equivalent of rotting rabbit from Repulsion. But it's not a flaw when Perry has such a good understanding of what he is portraying. The film could have been more focused, but even if it's not, it's still one of the year's best so far.

    While Queen of Earth may be too much for general audience to handle - it's not an easy movie to watch or understand, it's certainly a gem and thanks to the music and the work by Moss and Waterston it's not easy to forget.

    Queen of Earth 
    (USA, 2015, 90 min)
    Plot: Two women who grew up together discover they have drifted apart when they retreat to a lake house together.   
    Director: Alex Ross Perry
    Writer: Alex Ross Perry
    Stars: Elisabeth Moss, Katherine Waterston, Patrick Fugit

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    Sicario

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     (spoilers!)
    There is this tingling sensation in your spine. It happens when you are afraid. It happens in the moments of tension. The feeling of blood running up and down your spinal canal. This is the feeling that you will experience during the whole run time of Sicario, Denis Villeneuve latest movie, and for several hours afterwards.

    There is a word that perfectly describes that film - that word is "relentless". The film, though it has characters that we don't really have much reason to care about (but we do) and doesn't present anything unique (there are so many films about cartels) is so exceptionally well made that it's simply an extraordinarily tense ride.

    The people behind the film understand that what makes a great thriller is not the abundance of shootings, murders or jump scares and plot twists - it's the fear that something horrible can happen at any moment. From the very first moment the film builds up the dread of what may come, because this is the world where behind every corner there may be a mutilated body or an explosion waiting to happen. Though the opening blast is easy to predict there is no way of telling when the shots will be fired in the film's upcoming sequences.

    This atmosphere of dread if largely accomplished not just by Villeneuve's skillful directing but also thanks to the great combination of Roger Deakins's gorgeous, static shots, Jóhann Jóhannsson's pulsing and disturbing score and the terrific editing and sound work. The film is like a heart covered in tar, just pounding and pounding. Deakins' work here is just lovely and he finds beauty in the most ordinary things like peanut wrappers or dust. The aerial shots are impressive but it's the way he shoots some of the climatic scenes, especially the culminating dinner scene, that is truly outstanding. That dinner also has the biggest shocker of the year - not in gotcha way because what happens is perfectly in line with character's actions. It' the size of balls of the movie's producers who gave a go ahead here that is impressive.

    Perhaps the biggest attraction of Sicario is Benicio Del Toro's performance. Del Toro is a great actor who won his Oscar for thematically similar movie, 14 years ago, in Traffic. But it's been years since I've seen him as good as he is here, probably not since 21 Grams. Pick up any review of the film and it's highly likely that they will be mentioning him as the standout. This is Ledger's Joker and Bardem's Anton Chigurh of this year.

    Indeed I saw one of the critics compare Del Toro's character to No Country for Old Men's villain. There are similarities here that cannot be denied but Alejandro is a better character and he does something Chigurh cannot - he makes the audience feel conflicted when the movie forces you to take moral sides or downright horrified when you make your choice. Imagine if Chigurh not only had a good reason to kill but also had been through something so awful, when he kills a child you understand why he did that and feel for him.
    Alejandro's back story is revealed in two sentences and these two sentences describe something so unimaginably horrible my throat clenched. This is another thing Villeneuve and the writer understand - what you don't see, what you simply hear about, is so much worse than if it was shown to you because your own imagination starts working and it's always worse than whatever filmmakers can conjure. Any other director would go for some gut wrenching flashback scene (hello there, soon to be entering the Oscar race Julia Roberts found my dead daughter in the dumpster) but not Villeneuve. He is not interested in easy solutions. So we get these two sentences, Alejandro having nightmares and the proof of what he is capable of because of what happened unfolding before our very eyes. And that's enough.

    There are plans for Del Toro's character to have a stand alone sequel .This is a terrible idea. Alejandro is a great character but in part it's because he is like this ghost of vengeance, lurking in the shadows, creeping somewhere with his gun. A whole movie about him takes away his mystique and I'm sure it would just turn into some ridiculous avenger type of movie.
    Sicario is, unfortunately, not without flaws. It's incredibly strange that a filmmaker as smart as Villeneuve and the writer who created a script otherwise this good allowed for this whole superfluous Mexican cop and his family subplot to happen. It brings absolutely nothing to the movie. The message that innocent people hurt because of what is going on is shown well enough without tedious scenes of this guy eating breakfast and talking to his son. Him merely stating he has a son would be enough. We get it, Denis. Evil causes more evil and it infects everyone in its radius. No need to spoon feed this to us.

    That whole subplot is also responsible for the movie ending a scene later than it should, but these are small flaws - they are very noticeable but that's only thanks to how great everything else in the movie and the script is. As great as Del Toro is and there is no doubt that he steals the movie, it was Emily Blunt's role that was the most difficult one here. Kate is the audience surrogate yet unlike the animated corpse of Maya, played without ounce of charisma by Jessica Chastain in Zero Dark Thirty, Kate actually acts human.
    There are plenty of moments when we see Kate react like a person in her job or situation would. The script also allows Blunt to have more relaxed moments, when she is with her partner. And she is such a versatile and likable actress that we care about her Kate from the get-go. It's not true what some say about her character - that unlike Chastain in Zero Dark Thirty she doesn't have a big moment. Chastain had her ridiculous over the top screaming hissy fit but for Kate it is her standing her ground as the only innocent one left - and not taking that shot in penultimate scene.

    Blunt looks appropriately disheveled for her part - her Kate doesn't care about her outfits, to her partner's horror, she is losing weight and she is often times afraid, unsure and nervous. This is are all little things but they make her character believable, not some robotic agent that is always sure of herself and always right. There are also little things illustrating how much of a toll her job took on her - she is divorced and when things hit the fan she starts smoking like a chimney. All those things make us feel like we know Kate and make it all the more admirable that even though it's so hard she still tries her best to make the world more peaceful. It's a shame Blunt probably won't score big nominations for this part nor that she isn't the biggest shining attraction in the film, especially that this poor girl had to take some beating here. Her rough scenes with Bernthal and Brolin were painful to watch.
    Then there is the supporting cast but no one really has much chance of standing out with Blunt and especially Del Toro in the film, everyone is convincing, though. Brolin manages to create a really interesting ambiguous character because you never know if he is really good at his job or if he is a jackass. Or - and most likely - a combination of both.

    While Sicario doesn't break new grounds I cannot remember the last time I saw a pure crime thriller this tense. Given how long it's been since we saw something like this (Ridley Scott had ambitions with The Counselor and it just blew up in everyone's faces, let's not even mention Savages) the film may even have a good shot when it comes to big awards this year. It certainly is a good thing given that Villeneuve is very good director and he needs more exposure - I fear his last year's Enemy was very underseen so it's wonderful seeing how many people are interested in Sicario.

    Sicario
    (2015, 121 min)
    Plot: An idealistic FBI agent is enlisted by an elected government task force to aid in the escalating war against drugs at the border area between the U.S. and Mexico.
    Director: Denis Villeneuve
    Writer: Taylor Sheridan
    Stars: Emily Blunt, Josh Brolin, Benicio Del Toro  

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    (203) Heavy breathing + links

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  • HAVE YOU SEEN THAT NEW TRAILER?
  • If Lubezki wins, is it the 3rd consecutive one? Did it ever happen before? Oh, bow. Bow, bitches.
  • I know Deakins was nominated 12 times before and he is more than likely getting in for Sicario, but Sicario looks...cute comparing to this fucking mammoth of cinematography.
  • And Tom's voice! Jesus, man!
  • Oh, Tom. 
  • OH,TOM!
  • I just want him to chop down this entire fucking forest and bang me right there in a snow storm.
  • ...
  • .....
  • .....
  • ......
  • ....have I actually typed those words?
  • Also I just really, really, really hope that heavy breathing track from both trailers is on the score. It may be the most distinctive track of the year. It's so brilliant.
  • Tom got a haircut this week. He did so for his part in Peaky Blinders, where he is absolutely terrifying. And hot.
  • Tom also got new tattoo which is also important especially that we got these pictures: 
  • I'm just so thankful to God for creating Tom Hardy and giving him the passion of taking shirtlesss selfies.
  • I started watching The Knick. So far I've seen 5 episodes and it's really good. I've seen autopsies and was fine but here I got a bit lightheaded - turns out there is a big difference between a live autopsy and fake operation and that difference is blood. And there's enough in The Knick to make everything pretty damn hard to watch.
  • I've also saw Sicariowhich was awesome. It appears that the only way I'm actually seeing movies nowadays is if I drag myself to cinema after work. There was about 11 people in the cinema during my screening which believe me is a decent crowd. During Ant-Man there was just three of us there. 
  • I found this post a while back on tumblr that said how people love strong female characters but when it comes to male characters some of us go " Look I found him in a dumpster, can I keep him?!"
  • and it is so accurate:
  • because DEL TORO in that movie OMFG. How is it that all the critics are shouting praise yet I don't see you people building shrine in honor of his performance here in the blogosphere? For shame!
  • Also seriously go see this movie in the cinema. I read about the score being good before seeing the movie and then on Monday morning I listened to it on the way to work and I was like "it's not great" but then that same afternoon when it was blasting from the speakers during the film it was just fantastic.
  • Anyways I have actual post coming up soon because I managed to list my winners in 5 major categories from the last 15 years. Just the winners because I don't know how the hell some of you do entire line ups, for all categories no less, that go years and years back. I could barely remember the order and the movies from given year prior to the year of the Swan - 2010. So thanks to imdb I managed to refresh my memory and list them. I need to make images for that thing which takes more than researching 15 years worth of films I've seen and loved so this will probably be up late next week.
  • So Marion Cotillardhas said some stuff this week that was, to put it extremely mildly - dumb. No, you know what, fuck it, I'm not gonna put it mildly. What she said was so moronic I think she should start a female commune with Natalie Dormer. Just go off on the island somewhere and say dumb shit about feminism. But, oh wait. That would be that so called "separation", probably.  I have previously heard that she doesn't sound particularly intelligent because she has issues with English language, but I don't think it was the issue here....There's also stuff like this - "Did a man really walk on the moon? I saw plenty of documentaries on it, and I really wondered. And in any case I don’t believe all they tell me, that’s for sure."
  • Please send Mrs. Cotillard to the moon. And on her way there, explain what feminism is. And maybe hit her over the head with dictionary, just so she remembers.
  • I know you guys luuuv her and I'm not denying she is a terrific actress but seriously, what a stupid thing to say. 
  • And then we have Chastain. In what way was her character in Interstellar as interesting as the male character there? Her character wasn't even as interesting as male in Mama and if I remember correctly the male character spent some time in coma in that one.
  • I'm starting to think there is some sort Stepford Wives thing going on here. Someone is killing these actresses and replaces them with replicas that just blurt out dumb stuff.
  • Of course there are some who need no replacing in the first place....
  • Meanwhile Matt Damon made some comments about gay actors and man, did people go insane over that. 
  • I kinda think this is Hardy's fault. That whole hoopla at TIFF - when Hardy said his sexuality is none of anyone's business and has nothing to do with his work (which is correct) - caused a chain reaction. Now people are getting asked all sorts of questions while Hardy doesn't need to give a fuck because I'm fairly certain all he needs to do at this point is look at the journalist and that guy urinates all over himself due to crippling fear.
  • Damon is not wrong that when the person is openly gay it is more difficult for them to get roles. How else will you explain to me why Matt Bomer isn't a huge movie star? No, they shouldn't be required to stay in the closet but even progressive (USA! USA!) Hollywood, in this regard, seems to be only emerging from 50s mentality. And then I need to link this because they are quoting Ellen Page as some hero. Ellen Page hid in the closet for years. The moment she stopped being as relevant as she was she decided to come out.  BAM! Publicity, BAM! Gay icon! Who cares if she hasn't played a decent role in years. 
  • "Straight" is the default." - it is. In Hollywood - it is. In pairings in movies and real life - it is. It is the default. You may not like it. It's not a fair situation, especially in this day and age that the sexual orientation has any kind of influence on art and work and chances. But the Damon is right. The less we know about the actor, the sooner we buy what's he is selling in his performance. When I see Page cast as desirable female in Allen's movie that men supposedly drool over, do you really expect me to buy it? Especially since she is a very limited actress? Please.
  • So Damon is drowning and Cotillard isn't getting any shit. Because people are afraid to criticize women - Damon is getting shat on while I don't even see much outrage over what Cotillard said. Feminism means equality, Marion. But it appears you were right it causes separation - it is you who should be hit with outrage and here you are, protected by your sex. 
  • But what Cotillard and Damon have in common? They should have shut up in the first place. That they have opinions -that when it comes to Damon people will misinterpret or when it comes to Cotillard are so stupid it's shocking - is their business. But these opinions have nothing to with the films they are currently promoting. So for their sakes, they should just be quiet until they get better publicists who will run towards them in the middle of the interview while shouting "TRAIN! THERE'S A FUCKING TRAIN COMING!" when they start talking.
  • Yes, that is In the Loop reference.
  • Moving on...
  • Here they are. The credits for AHS: Hotel and they are awesome. Love the neon letters, the peephole vision and those things look super creepy.
  • We also have new Lana Del Rey's music video. It's lovely but at this point I'll take anything with decent production values. Remember Ultraviolence video? What the fuck was that?
  • Brittani is hardcore - she actually saw Green Inferno
  • FeelinFuzzier reviews Pan
  • Flixchatter reviews Sicario
  • Fisti shares some thoughts on that incredible The Revenant trailer
  • Alex celebrates his blog's eight anniversary with list of his favorite films
  • m.brown reviews The Intern
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    Simply the Best: 2015 - 2010

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    The Oscar season is almost upon us so I thought it would be fun to assemble a list of my winners in 5 big categories. I originally wanted to just share the list but once I started to write about these movies and performances the post grew so much I had to split it into three. So here is the first one with my winners for Best Picture and best performances between 2010 and 2015. 2015 picks are likely to change but at this point I just want to praise these performances. Fury Road is safe where it is, though.
    While there is still 3 months left this year and the Oscar season has only just began I cannot imagine any movie this year that can top Fury Road. The relentless, beautiful, insane and exhilarating film is such an anthem for freedom and a testament of human will to survive. Everything is perfect - the simple script brought to life with so much nuance and color by the actors led by incredible Theron and fantastic Hardy, the music, the action, Miller's astounding directing and the film's gorgeous cinematography. But what makes Fury Road stand out from other action films and blockbuster is how much heart it has - you genuinely care for and admire the characters and the film's final shot, as pictured above is one of the most triumphant images ever put on film.

    While I imagine Hardy loses this spot by the time I see The Revenant (DiCaprio) and Legend (Hardy again), at this moment in time he is my win. He has proved time and time again how charismatic he is and few years back as Bane in The Dark Knight Rises he proved he can create a memorable character even if most of his face is obscured - it is also the case here for the first 45 minutes of the film. Hardy also barely speaks in the movie but he is so good here - showing how his character goes from basically being an animal who just wants to survive to this man, a good man, who helps those who need him. It's a lovely performance and the way his work as Max and Theron''s performance as Furiosa compliment each other is just great to witness.

    When asked who is the best working actress today some will say Blanchett, many will say Cotillard. But could Blanchett or Cotillard play characters as varied as Aileen Wuornos, Mavos Gary or Furiosa? They could try but they wouldn't do as well as Charlize Theron, the best working actress nowadays, does. Her Furiosa goes against the trope of action heroine - yes, she is badass but she is very human.  Unlike Sarah Connor she is still capable of trust even though she was a slave for majority of her life. Unlike Ripley her traumas didn't kill her desire to belong, forgive and repent. As Furiosa Theron gets to express every single possible emotion and creates a character so fierce, so admirable and so instantly iconic. This is our Furiosa.



    I so wish I could give the award to Jason Statham's performance in hilarious Spy, but the year is not year over and he is dethroned already. Hardy can be a threat here as well with his much anticipated performance in The Revenant but it will be bloody damn difficult to top what Del Toro does in Sicario. The film is hard to steal but he does it with ease playing the most interesting male character in a long while. A merciless assassin with the bleeding heart and broken mind- you simply cannot take your eyes off him.

    Fury Road is safe but out of these actors pick Ferguson is the safest. I really don't think there is gonna be a better supporting actress performance this year. I wonder what Tom Cruise thinks of all of this that happened with the critical reception of the film. Cruise was the one who saw Ferguson in TV series White Queen and got her cast in 5th installment of the series that pretty much belong to him. And then when the film opened - to great reviews - pretty much every single one of those was singling out Ferguson as the film's biggest asset. Del Toro steals Sicario but he doesn't do so with such grace as Ferguson does here. It's truly incredible - an unknown actress enters the franchise in its 5th film and overshadows everyone. Her Ilsa is a very fun character but it wouldn't be nearly as great without great actress playing her. And Ferguson elevates the material so much - her Ilsa is a kickass skilled agent but she is also a fine woman - elegant, classy and very feminine. She is like a femme fatale of Hollywood golden age movies. There is this moment when she lifts her dress, reloades the shotgun and positions it on her bare knee. I got lightheaded when that happened.



    I adore that moment when I truly fall in love with a movie that I'm watching. With Birdman it was within first five minutes when Riggan 'makes' the reflector hit the shitty actor in his play. The atmosphere of the film, its astounding visual side, energetic beat of the score, the effortless humor, the wonderful acting - it's all right there. It's not just a movie, it's a wild, surreal, beautiful, breathtaking experience and a great study of the mind of an artist and the challenges he faces in the world. Hell, not just an artist - all of us. Wanting to be someone, to have our dreams come true, to be relevant. What do we want? How can we be happy? How can we be free? Birdman asks all of those questions without ever coming across as preachy. It's just an incredible ride, from start to finish, and the finest movie I've seen in years.

    Michael Keaton's wonderfully meta performance in Birdman is as great as the movie itself. He's funny, tragic, difficult, relatable, all at the same time. Keaton can make you laugh both at Riggan and with him and he can make you feel so sorry for him only to root for him in the next scene. It's not an easy character to like but we like him, because we get to know him. And the scenes where he messes up are intertwined with the scenes where he manages to fix things, like the lovely moment where he gives courage to fellow actress. You want everything to work out for him in the end and perhaps, perhaps it did.

    How do you show Amy with all of her complexities when you are working with a script much less intricate than the book was? You try to understand Amy. And this is precisely what Rosamund Pike did, from reading the books that Amy might have liked to creating whole new handwriting style for her. Pike nails all of Amy's personas creating such an incredibly compelling and fascinating performance. It is a performance far and above all the other ones by actresses in 2014, one that everyone will end up remembering many years from now.


    Norton has managed to do the impossible - he was better than J.K. Simmons for me. His hilarious turn as method actor Mike Shiner is amazing to watch. You almost sense Norton is poking fun at himself as well as other actors but it never comes off as mean spirited. And I will never stop laughing at that fight scene he has with Keaton, while wearing just underwear and getting smacked with a newspaper.

    Rose Byrne starred in variety of movies but it's in comedy where she finally found her true calling. She was excellent in Get Him to the Greek and Bridesmaids but it's Neighbors that brings her best performance. Byrne balances all the aspects of her character - loyal wife, loving mother and a girl who refuses to let these roles turn her life into boring routine - in such a wonderful way. And there was no role more fearless than that in 2014. Milking scene may be shocking and crude but she completely owned it.




    Alfonso Cuaron's Gravity is the perfect movie. It's a beautiful, breathtaking spectacle and the most spectacular cinematic experience I've ever had. It's a technical marvel but it has a very strong heart at the center of it - wonderful, highly relatable story of a human being with flaws and imperfections, struggling to survive and achieving just that because of the beauty and the capability of human spirit. In the world filled with so much evil, it's important to make films like that - that show us that humans can achieve wonderful things too. If only by staying alive and appreciating the very miracle of it.



    Leonardo DiCaprio is fantastic and delivers his best work in The Wolf of Wall Street. Mikkelsen is incredible in The Hunt McConaughey is nearly as good as he was in Killer Joe in Dallas Buyers Club. But Hanks delivers his career best work as Richard Phillips. And when you say 'career best' about someone with career like Hanks' you should be careful. But when you see the ending to Captain Phillips' - the year's most shocking, beautiful, moving, powerful, intense and cathartic moment, I have a sneaky feeling you'll agree with me.


     Over the years Cate Blanchett has given us so many wonderful, unforgettable performances. But her shaken, broken, struggling Jasmine is a whole new level of greatness. It's a difficult performance to pull off but Blanchett manages to do that with her usual grace. This is the masterclass of acting.


    Hill is a damn good actor. You can talk shit about him, I don't care. He is genuinely funny and even if the jokes in his comedies cross the line, he makes them work. He was my win for This is the End until I saw The Wolf of Wall Street. He was so great. DiCaprio is amazing but Hill never lets him overshadow him. From the little things he does - from the panicked look he has while he is sitting alone in the office after Brad was arrested - to explosion of comedy like his ridiculous scream during Lemmons scene, this is a wonderful performance all the way.



    This is what usually happens to me in this category. With the exception of Chastain in The Help several years back, Best Supporting Actress is always a choice of mine that biggest awards choose to ignore. And Sarah Paulson layered, nuanced work in 12 Years a Slave deserves all the praise. Months after seeing the movie the loudly applauded performances of Eijofor, Fassbender and Nyong'o are all but gone from my mind while it's Benedict Cumberbatch's wonderful performance and genuinely interesting character and Paulson's broken, bitter woman covering her heartbreak and flaws with cruelty and icy demeanor that stayed with me. Mistress Epps doesn't hate slaves. She doesn't make life unbearable for them. Unless they have the misfortune of her husband being attracted to them. We don't know much of her past but the ferocious jealousy, contempt for her husband and her life and overwhelming bitterness drive her to cruelty, much like fondness for alcohol drives her husband. And her kind of cruelty is much more interesting to watch than his.




    Christopher Nolan's masterful conclusion to The Dark Knight trilogy is not only a step up comparing to previous two movies, it's also one of the most epic and incredibly well made action/adventure films I've seen. Directed with much skill, done with great scope and featuring stellar performances from the cast, the movie has been my number 1 of the year for the last six months and though some films came close, not one of them managed to dethrone it. The film has one stand out performance - that delivered by Anne Hathaway as suave and clever Selina Kyle - but it doesn't have the biggest issue The Dark Knight had - the performance so fantastic it puts everyone in the shadow, making the film uneven. Lead by wonderful Christian Bale, the cast delivers earnest performances that are never overshadowed by the film's incredible action set pieces and breathtaking moments.

    It is a true art to create powerful performance in average movie. Denzel Washington created incredible work based on the mediocre script - his astonishing performance is the only thing driving this movie, preventing it from derailing. The anguish, self loathing, desperation and finally - redemption - without Washington all of those aspects of his character would be completely hallow. With him playing Whip, they are brutally real and powerfully honest.

    Rapace's powerful work in Ridley Scott's Prometheus was not easy - after all she would inevitably be compared to one of the most bad ass heroines in the cinematic history - Sigurney Weaver's Ellen Ripley. As Dr Elizabeth Shaw she is naive, curious and trusting - at first. She is driven by her desire to meet her makers and uncover the unknown. In the process of the movie we see her becoming strong and fearless, prepared to do whatever has to be done to survive. Rapace delivers a performance of a heroine who is admirable, inspiring and strong but she never stops being human and never loses her innocence.


    De Niro finally delivers amazing performance - his Pat is a loving father, devoted husband and slightly obsessed football fan. As you can see this category was very competitive and we truly got a whole variety of wonderful supporting performances this year, but none of those amused me and moved me as much as De Niro's work. He was both hilarious and powerful throughout the movie and there is no way the film would work as well as it did without his scenes, especially his final lines to his son.


     In the film that features so many talented actors, Anne Hathaway managed to completely steal the spotlight. Though her work as Selina Kyle isn't quite on the level of the iconic Catwoman created 20 years ago by Michelle Pfeiffer, Hathaway delivers fun, sexy and cool version of the character that brought the classic depictions of Catwoman to mind. Her work here is miles above her overrated turn in Les Mis and I only wish she was as cool and suave during Oscar season as her character is in the movie.




    Although without question "Shame" is much braver film it is also definitely one of the heaviest and most overwhelming movies I ever seen. Also we must ask the question - what if the movie would be made without Michael Fassbender's exquisite performance? With "The Artist" all the elements are top notch. It's the most magical, enchanting movie I've seen since "Amelie", a film that paradoxically by telling a story set almost a century ago, in a matter from a century ago, feels so edgy and unique - precisely because it went back, doing something nobody thought about doing. Almost wordless film, without any stars in it, captures the audiences everywhere - because of the talent and pure love for cinema of everyone involved.

    Michael Fassbender's harrowing performance as Brandon, a young, rich, successful sex addict struggling to get through the day is perhaps in my top 5 of the best performances ever. It may be even higher since the only performance that comes to my mind that has a shot at being better than what he did is what Fiennes did in "Schindler's List". Fassbender captured the void and desperation of his character in a matter so painful and powerful I wept during last 15 minutes of the movie, precisely because he completely became his character and during those minutes we get to see him hit rock bottom. There were many great male performances last year, but in comparison to what Fassbender does here they all look silly.

    Mara's performance may be my favorite of the year - when I saw "Shame" I knew Fassbender will be great. But when I went to see "Dragon Tattoo" I had no idea that this, pretty much unknown actress will create one of my all time favorite performances. Mara is so amazing here she makes Noomi Rapace's version of Lisbeth Salander look one dimensional, almost like a mannequin artificially brought to life. In Mara's interpretation Lisbeth cares, feels, takes care of others and even smiles. But she is also capable of great violence and cruelty. Her performance is truly worthy of this fascinating girl created by Larsson and so beloved, all over the world. She is Lisbeth - girl you want to have as ally and you would never want to have as an enemy. The girl you root for and feel for.

    Rickman's performance as unlikeable and harsh professor Snape has always been a highlight of "Harry Pottermovies but it's only in the last part of the series we get to realize just how important the character was in reality. The series was always filled with amazing actors who had very little screen time to establish strong performances, but they always managed to do so - however Rickman, during the series's most emotional and beautifully tragic moment manages to channel so much beauty and sadness with his performance it left the audiences all over the world shattered. It is a performance that is superior to McKellen's Gandalf, yet it was mercilessly snubbed during Award season.

    If you would ask who the hell Jessica Chastain was two years ago, nobody would know the answer. But in 2011 she appeared in so many movies it would be exhausting to list them and delivered all around beautiful work. Although beloved by movie goers and critics for her performances in "The Tree of Life" and "Take Shelter" Chastain is most highly praised for her performance in "The Help" where she stars as sweet, naive and innocent Celia Foote. In a cast with so many great actresses and performances Chastain manages to shine the brightest being hilarious, adorable and when the script needs her to - completely heartbreaking. He scenes with Octavia Spencer are the best and most touching in already very moving film.


    Darren Aronofsky's beautiful portrayal of decay of the mind and strive for perfection is a mesmerizing picture which has only one flaw - that it ended. I can't find flaw in this film and to this day I remember that I actually stopped breathing when I saw Nina dance her coda. Clint Mansell's terrific score, the cinematography and the great performances are all unforgettable and the film's script and terrific elements of body horror are so clever. Though many years have passed and many films were seen, Black Swan is still my favorite movie of all time.

    Yes, Firth was better a year before in A Single Man. Yes, The King's Speech is an Oscar bait of a movie. But it doesn't change the fact that it was still a very moving, very well done film and Firth fully deserved his Oscar win for this one. The film's pivotal sequence of King's speech when he is carefully uttering every word to his subjects and everyone just stops and listen to him is so beautiful. I remember when that sequence came up the entire cinema full of people were completely silent and in awe. But it's not just this scene that Firth nails - he is wonderful for the entire film creating such a sympathetic character with so much compassion and heart.

    Natalie Portman's best work as an actress, one that I don't think she will ever top, remains her performance as Nina. A huge credit has to go to Aronofsky - he brilliantly cast Portman as a ballerina who has all the right intentions, works hard, but perhaps lacks talent to be great. That is also true for Portman, no doubt a gifted actress, but never so gifted she could be one of the best. Though Portman was brilliant before - in her Oscar nominated turn in Closer and even more so in her supporting role in Cold Mountain - under Aronofsky's direction she truly shined as Nina. My favorite thing about the performance is the duality Portman nailed - she plays Nina as this lonely, shy, sheltered girl so well and then it is contrasted so well during the times Nina's dormant sexuality comes to light with Portman's fierceness and that dangerous spark in her eyes.


    Winter's Bone is a great film which still remains as the movie Jennifer Lawrence, perhaps most overrated actress working today, gave her best performance. But the film belongs to Hawkes, a terrific actor, who brings so much charisma here. When Hawkes is on the screen he totally dominates it and it's a performance that was rightfully nominated by the Academy.

    Mila Kunis's performance, when it comes to pure demands of the script, was probably the hardest role in Black Swan. Kunis had to play two Lilys - one that was perhaps after Nina's career, sabotaging her and the other that was sweet, friendly and helpful. The key was that neither Nina nor we, the audience could ever know which Lilly was best. The sabotaging Lilly part was easier because it was not as subtle as kind Lilly. But Kunis mastered this part too. There is this moment in the movie where Nina and Lily go to the pub together. A sleazy waiter hits on Lilly and she shots him down. She looks at Nina ready to laugh at the guy but she noticed how embarrassed Nina, who is never around people socially and probably never hits on is. There is look of such empathy and sadness on Lily's face then. It's a tiny moment but one that I can never forget and one of the proofs that Kunis really understood her character so well.



    American Horror Story 5x01 Checking In

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    American Horror Story is back and what a triumphant return it is. Everyone was worried when it was announced that season 4 was the last one for Jessica Lange. Then everyone was even more worried when they found out that Lady Gaga, who apparently called Ryan Murphy expressing her desire to be on the show, will replace Lange as the show's leading lady. But people were worried for nothing because "Checking In" is a very promising start of the season and the most intense and atmospheric episode the show had to date.

    The story is set at Hotel Cortez - gorgeous, art deco styled establishment, where a lot of very creepy things lurk around. We enter the building along with two Swedish girls. Soon they will discover a monster sewed into a mattress, two bloodsucking children, blood stained sheets and Kathy Bates trying to force feed them stuff to make them taste better. And that's not even scratching the surface of Hotel's mysteries.
    The first thing that stoke me when I was watching the episode was how different it felt from other seasons of the show - this one is more about the mood and atmosphere than it is about the story. Long tracking shots, fish lens shots and basically very surreal feel is what defines this episode. We walk the hallways along with the characters unsure of what the hell we are gonna see in another corridor.

    But there is a story too - a detective played by Wes Bentley is a family man, whose son was abducted. He is also hunting a serial killer who is killing his victims based on Ten Commandments. We get to the crime scene which contains the most disgusting and gruesome thing on the show yet - a couple, who was cheating on their respective spouses, was killed. She was impaled. And the guy? Well, his eyeballs and tongue were ripped off and put into an ashtray. And his penis is still inside the girl, glued it. And the worst part? Oh, yes. He is still alive.
    But that's not even the scene people seem to be freaking out about the most - a junkie checks into hotel. Soon the wonderful Sarah Paulson shows up, finally playing an evil character - Sally. And what follows is Sally tormenting the guy while he is being anally raped by a demon with a drill for a penis. Yeah, that episode is probably a tough watch for men.

    It's not until well into the episode when Lady Gaga appears and what a scene it is - very clearly inspired by the beginning of Hunger and set to the fantastic track Tear You Apart by She Wants Revenge Gaga is accompanied by ridiculously gorgeous Matt Bomer, who was so underused in last season of the show, as they go out to pick up a couple. What follows is a steamy sex scene between the four of them that ends with Gaga and Bomer murdering the couple and drinking their blood.
    We get to see Matt Bomer, wearing a leather glove, smoking a cigarette, completely naked and bathed in blood. I just want to take a moment and say - thank you, Ryan Murphy. You bring so much joy to the world with this.

    The season's story is still a bit unclear - who is the big bad? Is it Gaga's Countess who drinks blood and abducts children? Is it the killer? Or is something we haven't seen yet? What makes this season different from others is that we don't really have, apart from Bentley's character and his wife (played by Chloe Sevigny) truly innocent people. But given how mischievous Murphy is he is probably gonna make us feel for those who inhabit the hotel.
    Kathy Bates' character is given a bit of depth in the premiere - she is a receptionist and at first she seems to be a villain but then, in a flashback to 1994 we find out her character is Donovan's (Matt Bomer) mother. Turns out Donovan is a junkie and his dealer is Sally. Bates follows them into hotel and what follows is a very thinly veiled mystery - Sally is pushed to her death by her, yet we saw her walking around years later. Given how her and Donovan were sharing a needle while injecting drugs, there's probably some sort of immortality virus at play here.

    We also get a nice little tie in to season 1 when a realtor, Marcy, shows up talking about having to put down her dog - no doubt the one who belonged to the Harmons - and showing the hotel to potential buyer who I'm sure the Countess is gonna either murder or manipulate.

    The biggest asset of the show - apart from truly beautiful production design and great music (the score this season is so atmospheric and the selection of songs, from another homage to Hunger in Bela Lugosi's Dead to brilliant use of Hotel California, is better than ever) is the acting. And Sarah Paulson is yet again stealing the show, threatening to top her work from Asylum. She is completely unpredictable and clearly has a lot of fun playing a dark role this time.

    Denis O'Hare is brilliant as always as a cross dresser nicknamed Liz Taylor and Kathy Bates is solid as usual. But everyone is wondering about how Gaga did and I though she did very well. She is well suited for a mysterious, larger than life character and her presence is not jarring, given how the screen time seems evenly spread between the characters.
    All in all this is a very good opener and I'm excited to see where it goes from here - hopefully it will be more like the show's first two seasons which were great from start to finish and not follow the steps of Coven and Freakshow - both entertaining and well done, but ultimately disappointing and a bit of a missed opportunity. 



    (204) Tear you apart + links

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  •  I could go see Legend this weekend. 
  • However, I fear for my life --->
  • This is too much. GOD DAMN 
  • I'm just...
  • I can't.
  • Can someone please inform Hardy that when he looks like THAT and walks around the streets just grabbing dogs and being adorable with them he should never ever speak or wear a suit because a combo of that, dogs and his voice will cause implosion of ovaries making the plot of Children of Men a reality?
  • Oh God where are men like that? 
  •  Legend actually looks kinda hilarious:
  • Also another reason why it was not the best idea for me to see it this week is that my co-workers, and there are 4 of us in one office, have been coming to work while being sick. So 2 of us where spreading germs and today, just as the weekend is starting I'm starting to feel sick. Jesus Christ, have some fucking manners. I hate it when people are so damn inconsiderate of others. The only time I'm ever sick is when people sniff and sneeze around me. People are just worst. 
  • Gustav also got sick this week. Yorkie diarrhea and vomit everywhere in the hallways on Tuesday night. So much fun.
  • He is all better now, but he is on diet so he is seriously pissed off.
  • But back to impossibly good looking men, all hail Ryan Murphy for getting Matt Bomer to do this on AHS: Hotel:
  • Gaga and two other people was in the scene two but who the hell cares - or looks - at them here.
  • So Scream Queens is so dope. Yes, it is dumb as hell but it is supposed to be dumb as hell. I feel like people who hate on the show were expecting serious horror and now they are just flabbergasted. I find the show very fun and very witty. I wasn't one of those people who went "OMG Emma Roberts!" when she was on Coven but she is so good in this kind of role. The show is paying homage to Heathers - Roberts' character is called Chanel and her minions are the Chanels - one played by Abigail Breslin and the other by Carrie Fisher's daughter. They are all really wonderful. There's also Jaime Lee Curtis as shady as fuck dean of the university. And the music is fantastic, as are the outfits in the show. It's so much fun. It's the most enjoyable show on TV right now. Sadly, the ratings aren't too good which makes perfect sense that the show that I like may not be renewed for a new season. I hope they continue it, because it's really a gem.
  • I may cry if this gets canceled.
  • Well I managed to review one episode of AHS: Hotel. Then again I used to recap Coven and just stopped somewhere not just because it just got pretty disappointing but also for the lack of time. So given how lately I pass out exhausted before midnight and have 100 things to do in a day....yeah, it's gonna be a tough one but I'd love to have the time to post here more often than once a week.
  • I've been making lots of edits but one quite fun one I made is for upcoming The Girl on the Train, using footage from different movies:
  • I actually found the time to watch two movies this week - because yes, I'm down to 1-2 movies a week - and one of those was Black Mass. Depp was surprisingly decent, even if he was wearing tons of make up. The film was a bit too short, though. I didn't feel like they properly developed any of the subplots, the characters just kept disappearing after few scenes. But the music! It was done by Tom Holkenborg - the genius who scored Fury Road - and he was quickly becoming one of my favorite composers.
  • Another movie I saw was The Martian. It was a good fun - light, enjoyable, amusing. The pivotal sequence in the film was visibly Gravity-inspired but it was very moving and well done. Yes, I cried during it. Don't you dare judge me. Not sure where the Oscar Buzz for this is coming since it won't even crack my top 20, I'm guessing, when the year is gonna be over but it's a good film.
  • I saw some TV spots for Crimson Peak and I see Edith is holding a dog! Oh God, run little buddy! I hate that horror trope where dogs die, kill the humans but leave the dogs alone!
  • Anyways here is Hiddles on the set of that movie with a dog.
  • It's not an actual dog from the movie, Hiddleston is pulling a Hardy here and just grabbing dogs and posting pics with them because let's destroy the ovaries. 
  • Ant-Man is getting a sequel! It's gonna feature The Wasp too so I'm very happy about this.
  • There is rumour going around that Daniel Craig doesn't want to be Bond anymore. It's probably just a publicity thing but with Elba being considered "too street" who the hell are they gonna cast?
  • Exciting news about Twin PeaksPeter Sarsgaard and Robert Knepper (who was awesome in Prison Break) are gonna be in it and wonderful Robert Forster joined the show as the sheriff.
  • So big news from the set of Thrones - Shae. is. back. That's right. Still no sight of Stoneheart a legitimate overdue subplot from books but Shae is back. Sibel Kekili was seen in costume on the set. This is probably gonna be some bullshit imagined scene where her ghost haunts Tyrion or something.
  • Let me repeat that - there is no sign of Stoneheart but Shae is back. 
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  • Suck my dick, D&D. 
  • Brittani and MrsMariah review The Martian and Ruth shares some of the groovy songs from the movie
  • Andrew and Josh share their Oscar predictions
  • m.brown reviews Creep
  • MettelRay has new, gorgeous layout on her site and shares a list of 10 great shows she has yet to watch
  • Mark reviews fantastic Locke
  • Alex writes about the films of Denis Villeneuve
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    Simply the Best: 2009 - 2005

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    The Oscar season is almost upon us so I thought it would be fun to assemble a list of my winners in 5 big categories. I originally wanted to just share the list but once I started to write about these movies and performances the post grew so much I had to split it into three. So here is the second one with my winners for Best Picture and best performances between 2009 and 2005:

    In The Loop is the funniest movie I've seen in years. Thanks to that movie I saw the series it is based on - The Thick of It - and it quickly became my favorite TV series of all the time. Both are immensely rewatchable, hilarious and brilliantly scripted. In The Loop is a biting and clever satire on politics and one of the most quotable movies of all time. If you haven't seen it yet - do. You won't regret it.

    Colin Firth's work in A Single Man is as beautiful as the gorgeous movie itself. He plays a broken hearted man who is set on committing suicide and we watch a final day of his life - when he finally notices the people and the world around him. It's a lovely, calm and deep performance. Firth would go on to win his much deserved Oscar a year later but it still pisses me off how the Academy chose Bridges over him here. It's the best kind of performance - one that is not showy but you can sense how much the actor understands the person he is playing.

    < Tilda Swinton is one of the finest actresses working today and her work in Julia remains my favorite performance of hers. She plays a desperate alcoholic and that key word here is desperate. Swinton plays the character with such power and conviction she makes the good movie great solely with the force of her performance. There is a scene here where she runs over a man and it's just one of the best portrayals of woman being prepared to do whatever it takes I've ever seen.


    Capaldi's Malcolm Tucker is one of my all time favorite characters. The man everyone fears because his words have almost the power to annihilate. Capaldi is game for the craziness of his script and you'll never see anyone shout out offensive remarks with such fury as he does here. In The Loop has a whole variety of terrific little known actors delivering brilliant and hilarious performance but the movie wouldn't be what it is if it wasn't for Capaldi's Tucker.


    Every once  in a while an actor comes along that gives one performance so good they don't need to do anything else because thanks to that one performance they will forever have the place in cinematic history. Mo'nique is such an actress. Her work as the true monster is so frightening you will never be able to forget it.




    Ron Howard's Frost/Nixon is the finest example of my favorite type of movie - the one where the tension is built on the interactions between two wonderfully portrayed characters and dialogue.  Frost/Nixon is one of those movies I could watch every day. The performances from everyone - especially Kevin Bacon in the supporting role are just wonderful, as is Hans Zimmer's brilliant score. It is such a sharp movie portraying one of the most exciting events in media ever - a journalist getting a president to confess his sins - but it's also such an observant film that really makes us understand both sides of the conflict.

    That this performance wasn't even nominated by the Academy is one of their greatest crimes.I think if an actor could sue the Academy for their stupid mistakes there would be no one out there with the stronger case than Leo. Jesus Christ, if he really wins this year for The Revenant, can you imagine what kind of a joy will the world feel? DiCaprio's intensity in this movie reminded me so much of Burton and Brando. He is just terrific and not just in portraying his character's insane anger but also in portraying his desperation for the life to finally be what he dreamed it to be and in his sadness in the film's final scenes. It's still his best work.

    Winslet won an Oscar this year in what was perhaps one of the worst category frauds in the history of the awards - the Academy chose to reward her for her fine work in The Reader, which was very clearly a supporting turn. but Winslet was so much better here in a true leading performance. Her April is so disenchanted and she lashes out - the emptiness that she feels unloads in yelling, tears, violence and her final desperate act. Many criticized the actress for how flashy her performance was but I liked it and I thought it was one of her best. If the Academy wanted to finally award her they had the perfect performance in her April.

    2008 would be a true bloodbath when it comes to supporting actor category - Kevin Bacon in Frost/Nixon, Brad Pitt in Burn after Reading, Ralph Fiennes in In Bruges, Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder. It would be impossible to pick but Heath Ledger's work in The Dark Knight made the choice so easy. It's just horrible that he is no longer with us because he was such a gifted actor. Ledger's whole performance doesn't have one false bit in it and he makes every single one of his scenes memorable one. It's a performance so visceral and one where actor becomes his character so much everything Ledger does is so in tune in his character. I think the favorite moment of this performance for me - and probably the best in the movie - is when Batman is beating Th e Joker up so that he would reveal where he is keeping Rachel and Dent. The Joker just laughs maniacally telling him he has nothing to do with all his strength. His work as The Joker remains the finest supporting actor performance in years. I wonder who is gonna top that but I'm sure it's not gonna happen any time soon.

    Farmiga is one of the best actress that show u in films and TV these days and she delivered her best work in very underseen and underrated Nothing but the Truth. In the film she plays an agent whose identity is exposed. Farmiga plays such a fierce character with so much conviction. It's truly a shame that her work was so unrecognized.
    It was a tough choice between Michael Clayton and Jesse James and while Jesse James is a better film I still prefer Michael Clayton. Clever, sharply paced thriller has a great dose of nuance to it in portraying the struggle of a lawyer disenchanted by life who still does the right thing. Framed by James Newton Howard's fantastic score and beautifully directed by Tony Gilroy Michael Clayton is just a wonderful movie all around.

    This is the year when I go the most against the tide when it comes to actors picks - everyone and their mother chose Daniel Day Lewis in There Will be Blood and while it's a great performance, I think Clooney's is so much better. I have never seen the frustration acted out so beautifully - while looking at Clooney in this movie you can just feel his character's quiet anger at life, at his family, at the world. Clooney's fierce last conversation scene with Swinton is just powerhouse of the acting as is his beautiful final scene where we just look at him in the cub. It's just a mesmerizing performance.

    That's right, readers. Weep as I don't choose Cotillard for her work in La Mome which put her on the map. Look Cotillard is great but it's the quality of the movie, which is so aggressively terrible that brings her down. Meanwhile that very same year we had Keira in Atonement. I just love her work here - look at the scene where she is talking to the police about her sister. Her lover was just arrested yet Knightley plays her Cecilia as focused and unmoved. You can see she is devastated underneath but it's her anger that covers it - yet she utters her word about them being better not trusting her sister in a calm and steady manner. But the best part of her performance is the way she looks at her sister when she, with her voice breaking, apologizes for what she did. Knightley, who is just fantastic in showing so well what her character is thinking without uttering any words, shows how much she feels for her little sister. Out of all the actors it is McAvoy who was the MVP here but sadly I cannot award him. Knightley, who is just getting better and better with each role, played one of her best here.

    I dont watch "The Assassination..." very often. It's a beautiful masterpiece but each time I see it I get so mad that 1. it's not beloved more 2. we still didn't get that director's cut that was one screened that even though it is 4 hours long I'd watch the shit out of. There are so many things to admire in the movie - the gorgeous cinematography, Brad Pitt's quiet, calm work as Jesse James, the stunning score by Nick Cave and Warren Ellis and incredible performance by Sam Rockwell who would be my win had it wasn't for Affleck.

    The only actress who got Oscar nomination for Atonement was Saoirse Ronan. As good as Ronan was I was always stunned because my God, do you remember McAvoy crying over the bodies of those schoolgirls? Just how high are the members of the academy? Anyways, three actresses play the part of Briony - Saoirse Ronan, Romola Garai and Vanessa Redgrave. And it's Garai that for me was the best one. She plays Briony when she is already grown up and she comes into terms with horrible of effects the lie she told years before had. The whole of Briony here is the eponymous Atonement - how shy, sad and timid she is. There is this shattering moment when after getting yelled at by Robbie she begs her sister and him forgiveness - she almost recites the words but it's not because she is detached - she memorized them because otherwise she couldn't even utter them. The pain is just too great.

    There were a lot of fine movies in 2006, mainly Babel and the Departed. While The Devil Wears Prada is my favorite in terms of how often I rewatch it, it's The Prestige that was the most impressive. I almost gave Hugh Jackman the win for Best Actor for his fantastic portrayal of obsession. While the female characters could be better - Hall rescues her with her acting but Johansson is hopelessly lost, everything else is fantastic.It's a trick within a trick - the art about art. Nolan uses the magic of cinema to tell a tale of magic and it's a mesmerizing and a very clever spectacle.

    I really ought to see this wonderful movie sometime again but it just makes me so nervous. Throughout the entire film you care about Smith's character and his little son so much you really dread something awful is gonna happen to them. But in the end everything works out in one of the most uplifting and beautiful scenes in recent memory. Smith plays the role of caring father with such earnestness and warmth that even though Jackman was fantastic in The Prestige and Damon was just great in The Departed, the choice here was easy.

    If there was justice to awards this would be Streep's third Oscar win. She is just sensational as Miranda Priestly, creating a character that is truly instantly iconic. Streep never makes her Miranda into a caricature and the script has enough of little moments - amplified by Streep's convincing performance - to let us know at her very core, Miranda is still very much human. It's a fantastic work in a truly charming film, one that to this day remains one of those movies I could watch over and over again. 

    That year is a real wasteland when it comes to this category. So much so that Walhberg, for his very fun but still one dimensional performance is winning here. He was nominated by the Academy and the award went to Alan Arkin for his charming and easy work in Little Miss Sunshine. But for me while Walhberg is far from best in the cast - Farmiga is so dedicated, Baldwin is so charismatic, DiCaprio delivers one of his best performances and Damon does deliver his best performance there - he is still one of the movie's most dynamic character with all his insults, colorful remarks and quips. It's not a great performance, but it's so fun to watch.

    Before everyone loved Birdman and were shaking in anticipation for The Revenant (this is the third time I mention this movie in this post series), Inarittu was making smaller movies. They still had big stars in them and they still dealt with grand issues but they felt smaller. One of such movies is Babel, a very clever, albeit far from perfect movie, depicting the human's desire to communicate. Brad Pitt is just wonderful here as is Adriana Barraza but the show belongs to Rinko Kikuchi, barely 24 at the time the movie was shot. This is such an extraordinarily brave performance and the film's toughest role - she plays quiet schoolgirl who is so lonely she lashes out by acting in overly sexual way. The amount of things this girl gets to express just with her eyes is stunning - there is such sadness and desperation there. I haven't seen this movie in years but I remember this performance so very well.



    That the Academy chose not to reward Brokeback Mountain as the best picture of the year is just a travesty. I remember Nicholson announcing it was Crash and it was just horrible moment all around. Crash is a fine movie but back in 2005 the films about gay romance were not that common and the message in giving this one best picture would be pretty clear and important. But Brokeback Mountain has always been the most important movie of that year - it is perhaps the film that captures love in the best I've ever seen. The intensity of the feelings between the protagonists is palpable in so many scenes - most memorably in the moment they part and withdrawn Ennis bends down under the pressure of his pain and punches the wall. Lee gets the best out of his actors, probably giving Anne Hathaway the best moment of her career, a moment so powerful that bad wig that comes with it doesn't matter - it is that quick scene of her talking with Ennis on the phone where Hathaway gets to show such maturity, nuance and understanding for her character and in her reserved way gets to express more sympathy than Ennis' wife ever showed him. It's a painful but beautiful film and not a single one of the similarly themed pictures that came after it came close to the level of this one.



    This remains my favorite performance by Ledger and one of my favorite performances of all time. Throughout the movie the man doesn't act, he simply becomes Ennis, the walking, very rarely talking, creature of repressed feelings and sadness. His Ennis is such a tragic figure and watching him finally burst with violence - because everyone has their limits and sometimes you just crack - is incredible. The moment where he is overcome with pain after he leaves Brokeback or when he is holding that shirt? This is such a beautiful performance.

    I HATE how underrated this movie is. It's a fantastic film about such important issues. It depicts the fight of Josey Aimes' who had to take a job in a mine, against the men who were molesting and abusing her. As Aimes Theron is truly a force of nature - she plays a woman who had a very difficult life but every single time she picked herself up and didn't let people get away with what they done. There is a gorgeous moment, which I'm sure those who didn't like the movie will call too sentimental, where one by one the people in the courthouse stand up to show their support of Josey. Theron wordlessly shows such disbelief, joy and relief and just breaks down in the face of it all as if she needed a moment to finally realize this is the fight she has finally won. It's one of her best performances so far.

    Richard Jenkins is one of those actors who always brings his best. Thanks to that, even if the movie is terrible - my God, remember Eat Pray Love? - he makes it worth seeing just to witness his scenes. So when he is actually in a good movie the result is outstanding. And hugely underrated North Country is a very good movie. In it, Jenkins plays the father of Theron's character who for the majority of the story refuses to help her or even acknowledge what is happening to his daughter. But there is this moment when he finally steps up and defends her. It's a moment that is so powerful, earnest and stunning that is gives Jenkins the edge over Gyllenhaal very fine work in Brokeback Mountan

    The Constant Gardener is one of the most unique romance movies of the last years - it's equal parts thriller, romance and in a way a ghost story. It shows a man getting to know his wife and truly, really love her only after she is gone. That man is beautifully played by Ralph Fiennes, in one of his best performances, but it's all about that woman - Tessa. Weisz delivers a very tricky performance here - it's not until some time into the story that we find out about Tessa's true personality. Up until that point the movie juggles the scenes depicting Tessa as determined, sensitive and perhaps very calculated and cruel. It's the best kind of writing because later on the film shows those scenes again and the perception of Tessa is completely altered. But Weisz plays the part so well, almost all of her scenes can be dually interpreted. It's not her acting that is changing, just the way we see her because of what we know at that point in the story. It's a beautiful work and the Academy did something wonderful this year - they actually recognized it as the year's best supporting actress performance.

    American Horror Story 5x02 Chutes and Ladders

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    This week at the Hotel we got to truly suffer trough the introduction and the following scenes featuring Finn Wittrock's character, we got to learn a little bit about Countess Elizabeth and we got a truly awesome black and white flashback which was so incredibly brutal I'm almost sure it would not be allowed to air in color.

    We opened with Sally being sadistic to that raped dude and sewing him into the mattress. Then one of the Swedish tourists died after vamp kid fed on her and Iris and Liz Taylor along with the maid got rid of her body. Iris comes over to Elizabeth's room because she wants to speak with Donovan but he hides from her. Elizabeth tells him she wants to go out but he wants to stay in and watch House of Cards. So Elizabeth goes out on her own.
    Then we get a scene with cop's wife talking with mother of her patient who is 1. one of those morons who don't vaccinate kids 2. played by Madchen Amick from Twin Peaks. I'm not entirely sure what the purpose of this scene was or why did they bother to bring semi-famous Amick in for one scene so I'm assuming - and hoping - she comes back and there was some point here.

    Then we are back to Wes Bentley being in hotel and seeing a bunch of creepy visions including a decomposing couple fucking in the shower, because why not. He then sees his kid and chases him all around the hotel. I'm not sure how any of this is supposed to be helping him find the killer, but let's just roll with it.
    Sally and the detective talk a bit at the bar where it turns out he avoids drinking. He tells Sally how he lost his son. Then at work someone sends him a package involving some sort of statue cowered in blood. You would think this guy would be super cautious of creepy at that point but no - he gets back to hotel where for some reason the other cops bring his daughter Scarlett. There is about to be a fashion show and for some reason she is allowed to stay at the hotel.

    Sally is not on the guest list and she freaks out, yelling that she lives there. Scarlett is hanging around with the fashion guy's son. Then we get to meet Naomi Campbell's character who is also involved in the fashion world. She raves about some model called Tristan to the detective. It turns out he is played by Wittrock and is currently snorting drugs in the dressing room.
    During the show Tristan pulls a bunch of stunts and stops only when he sees Elizabeth who remarks he has a lot of rage. Then the fashion guy comes in screaming and Tristan who cuts his own cheek and says he is done with modeling. Meanwhile fashion guy's kid brings Scarlett to see the baby vamps sleeping in coffins. What the hell is wrong with these two kids?

    Tristan raids Elizabeth's room looking for coke and Donovan catches him. Elizabeth orders him to let him go. Tristan escapes and gets into an elevator that takes him only to one of the floors. He starts walking around and goes inside the room where he meets Mr. March (Evan Peters). He shoots some hooker after offering Tristan to do it and Tristan runs away and he is pulled into the elevator by Elizabeth.
    Scarlett takes the bus and goes to the hotel to talk to her abducted brother whom she recognized among the kids in the coffin. She takes a blurry picture of him with her. This is all very boring, I wish they just skipped these scenes. She then goes home and her parents freak out. I have to say that this entire subplot is clearly the weakest link this season - I couldn't care less about the detective, his wife or these two dumb kids.

    Then it turns out Elizabeth turned out the pussy model into vampire or whatever it is they are and she gets to tell him few things about herself - she was born in 1904 and was turned by "the man even more beautiful than him (so basically, could be anyone) who is gone now". We also get a flashback to the 70s with Gaga riding on a white horse into a disco club. Because when Gaga wants to ride into a club on a freaking white horse while wearing a wig - 30 foot long wig no less - Ryan Murphy obliges.
    Donovan finds them in bed and freaks out. In response Elizabeth tells him to pack his things and go. Bitch is insane.

    The detective then goes back to the hotel and handcuffs Iris because he wants to know what is happening in the hotel. She tells him the story of how Mr. March built it. We get a very creepy, black and white flashback detailing how Mr. March designed the hotel to be elaborate torture chamber and used chutes to get rid of the bodies. Cause it turns out, in case the killing of the random hooker haven't clued you in enough, that he is batshit insane.
    We also find out he had a wife who in the flashback is blonde (we only see the back of her head) and tells him she likes to watch his victims suffer. Iris then tells the detective that after Mr. March died his wife got all of his money. Could his wife be Elizabeth?

    Anyways we also get to find out a bit about the maid who would show up whenever Mr. March killed someone and clean the sheets and bring new ones. Once the cops show up to arrest them she happily lets Mr. March shoot her and he then cuts his own throat and dies. The detective doesn't believe any of this but then changes his mind and at work tells the other cop how Mr. March was killing in relation to religion (given one of the flashbacks where he says he hates it, he probably used the murders to mock it) and now the Ten Commandments killer is continuing with his work.
    Then we get to see Tristan murdering some dude while Gaga comes in and he drinks his blood and then they make out. So your usual Hotel thing by now.

    This episode was not as good as the premiere - the detective's family story is taking way too much time. Finn Wittrock is also a weak link - he is such a self aware actor and he is just terrible in the role. He also looks kinda disgusting so Elizabeth's interest in him is puzzling to say the least. I get that Murphy has a huge boner for this guy and for Peters but at least Peters has talent.

    There was this funny thing that happened last week when Murphy, while giving interview to EW (which he gives weekly) remarked how ridiculous he finds some opinions that he casts the guys in the show based on his own personal type. Guess whose bare asses we got to see this week? Peters and Wittrock. If the show wasn't shot in advance I'd assume Matt Bomer saying to Gaga "you have a type" was a reference to all of this.

    Speaking of, Peters has officially stole Paulson's thunder with his performance. He has this accent going on and this way of playing the character that is the perfect blend of comical and deranged. His scenes were the definitive highlight of the episode, both in terms of acting and style - it looked amazing. And he has great chemistry with Mare Winningham who plays the maid. I know there is more of them coming up this season so this is great news.

    Next week we are gonna meet a woman scorned by the Countess and she is gonna be played by the fabulous Angela Bassett. About damn time she shows up!

    (205) Fuck you, Pixar + links

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  •  You know every single time I watch Scream Queens I shop. 
  • At this rate I will be broke by the time this season is over. I finally got my cranberry dress, poppy shirt and golden top via mail yesterday. But then I saw they are running out of the stock on the champagne skirt and black lace top I wanted. So I whipped out my credit card again. 
  • See this white blouse Emma has on with that black strap? I want it too.
  • You know the only joy I have out of going to my job is dressing up.
  • But I got to do none of it this week - other than Monday - because the sick feeling I had last Friday - a result of sitting in germ infested office -  led to being sick indeed this week. On Tuesday morning I went to the doctor and got sick leave for this week and then - get this - I actually drove to work - which took 30 minutes  - to finish the stuff for this week and print it for my boss - which took 15 minutes. And then I drove back for another 30 minutes. Then I came home, passed out and drooled all over my pillow.
  • But back to the happier realm - of murder - this week's episode of Scream Queens had references to Silence of the Lambs, The Shining and that chilling jump scare in Exorcist III which made everyone shat themselves (it's probably the best jump scare in the history of cinema, but there was no several minutes of build up in Scream Queens so don't worry, you won't ruin your underwear). And Gone Girl and Gravity were mentioned! I made a gifset highlighting the references.
  • So Miller first gives us hope saying he has 2 Mad Max sequels stories ready. Then he goes on to say sequel won't have Furiosa in it. Honestly I'm just gonna be happy if there is a sequel at all. WB should be grabbing Miller and forcing him to do next one while the first one was so hot and they are being so stupid here. If we wait too long we won't get any and good luck scheduling this with how busy Tom is.
  • This week got absolutely amazing UK poster for Carol which is so much better than the official US posters for the film.
  • JLaw has said some stuff again. I don't even have to try here, guys. She is literally loading a gun and handing it to me here.
  • That the actresses aren't paid as much as actors is a travesty. That Charlize Theron, the greatest working actress, is not paid as much as men is a travesty. But JLaw is overpaid as it is.
  • Let's just get this out of the way - "adorable"? When was this hick ever adorable? 
  • Also - she is not gonna comment on actresses getting cast in the roles they have no business playing while better suited actresses are unemployed, but she is commenting on the fact she wants more money playing these roles. Pathetic.
  • And - hundreds of her narcissistic, gross pics are made public by the leak - BAD. The fact that she wasn't paid as much money as others (even thought she was miscast and wasn't even the lead in the film) is made public by the leak of private e-mails - GOOD.
  • The whiff of hypocrisy is so fucking strong here.
  • "I’m even the asshole who didn’t do anything about the ice-bucket challenge — which was saving lives — because it started to feel more like a “trend” than a cause"I should have written a check, but I fucking forgot, okay?" - I don't even meed to comment right? I mean it speaks for itself
  • Months later as the news of this pay thing broke, months after Theron raised the issue and it was all over the media how women are paid unfairly, she blabbers about it JUST as her movie is about to be released.
  • Then Jessica Chastain retweeted what she wrote with some go girl shit. Oh God. And by the way, when has Chastain actually done something that helped women in her profession? What did she do exactly?
  • And have you seen her new photoshoot, the one which has a pic of it on her twitter? There is this saying that when a woman is beautiful, no matter what style, she is gonna remain beautiful. That saying was proved wrong here:
  • Back to JLaw she is in talks to join Aronofsky's next movie.  Darren, you haven't made anything worth my while since Black Swan and now you are casting this
  • GODDAMMIT
  • Also while on the subject of Crimson Peak it seems the story is very disappointing but apparently the production design is amazing as is Chastain, which is a big surprise. I guess she finally got cast in the suitable role? 
  • Also apparently you can see Hiddles' butt so that's a bonus point. But since the dog dies this evens it out...
  • The film is getting very mediocre response from critics and audiences. I'm guessing Guillermo is finished. If he cannot pull Gothic romance with this kind of cast off, then he can't pull anything off anymore.
  • Another great poster this week was released - for The Lobster. I hope I get to see it before I finish my Best of 2015 list because every year there is indie obscure film I get to see a long time after I finalize my lists that would make a difference (I think 2014 list would look a bit different with the inclusion of Mommy, granted it wouldn't win anything but it would be present in line ups).
  • Apparently The Hulk is gonna be in Ragnarok. What a terrible idea. He is literally the least suitable character for this film. 
  • Daniel Craigwas scolded after being a little bitch in the media. I'm loving this. I wonder if being unprofessional whiny bitch is better or worse than being "street" for that dude who said said shit about Idris. 
  • Yeah so there is sacrificing stuff for a role and being stupid. Guess which one of those is Ben Foster?
  • I watched Fargo season 2 premiere. Not great so far. The story is kinda flat, especially this whole family business at the start of the episode. The outfits and the production design are great and Nick Offerman's appearance was a highlight but the show's great critical response is absolutely puzzling.
  • I saw Final Girls this week. It was quite a clever film but it could have been much better. Malin Ackerman was a big surprise though because she actually delivered a good performance and I always saw her as this petty girl who doesn't have much talent. Also I hate Watchmen which I heard HBO is turning into TV series? Oh God.
  • I also saw Knock Knock which was a very nasty movie. It was annoying and very unpleasant but the only good thing in it was how incredibly terrible - to the point of hilarious - Keanu Reeves' performance was
  • I also saw Inside Out which was good and very clever, but it represents what is wrong with animated movies today. Why does everything has to be all deep and philosophical? Are you gonna tell me that kids understood that film? It's a good example of a movie that isn't for anyone - too serious and traumatic for kids and too silly and depressing for adults. Remember Shrek? Where it was a pure fun along with some good old fashion don't judge a book by its cover message? That was a good film but honestly cannot imagine taking kids to see it. They would be traumatized by their parents weeping.
  • After that I had to see something funny so I put on Vacation. It's so stupid but I laughed several times. And I don't usually find Hemsworth attractive - he is not my type - but damn him being half shirtless, in tight shorts (Good God was it his actual dick's outline there?) and speaking in Southern accent? Oh yeah.
  • So there is a tweet. Possibly legit tweet. That tweet says that Michelle Fairley was having coffee at Belfast. That was reported a day before the shooting of Riverrun storyline began - which was later delayed. I just hope the show finally gets something right because it's pretty damn difficult to care about any of the storylines now.
  • Anna visited a very special place connected to the movie Closer
  • Brittani reviews The Midnight Meat Train
  • Fisti shares a gigantic post in which he lists his 100 favorite films so there is something to read during his absence which will last few months
  • Flixchatter has a review of Crimson Peak
  • MettelRay reviews The Martian
  • m.brown reviews one of Tales from the Crypt episodes. That series was so dope.
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    Visual Parallels: A Single Man + The Hours

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    Stephen Daldry's The Hours and Tom Ford's A Single Man are both beautiful movies dealing with the subject of loneliness. The first follows three women, each living in different time, but each of them hopelessly stuck in their lives. The second shows a day of a man who lost his lover and is set on killing himself.

    The proximity, the invitation of death is everywhere in these movies but not as much as life is - the sadness of the characters is contrasted so vividly with the color of the flowers, the beauty of the characters' surroundings and finally with childlike innocence - curiously both films have a scene where the protagonist shares some of the painful truth with a child - perhaps because they know a child won't understand enough of it, yet it is still a human being they can confide in. This clash is also even more apparant in that the little girls just begin their lives and the characters they interact with are about to meet the end of theirs.

    There are more similarities - the deafening, cleansing power of water - used in both films in fantasy sequences where the characters imagine their final escape, the grief that comes with looking at the photograph of someone we loved, the theme of forbidden love misunderstood by the society. But as usual, let the images speak for themselves:

    I want to make something clear - I thought that it was clear with the name of the series but the quick look at the websites linking the parallels posts with comments saying that I'm grasping for straws (and that's the only quotable one) made me realize it's not - this it not a series based on parallels I think are intentional. As the name clearly states these are simply visual parallels I noticed. So if you choose to leave rude comments about it, it just means one thing - you are illiterate, so kindly leave my website and do not link to it.

    (206) So madd(en)ing + links

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  • Tom Hardybecame a father again! His wife Charlotte gave birth to their child yesterday. While searching for the news I found this pic of Tom and his first son.
  • There are no words.
  • I was supposed to see Crimson Peak today but I was too exhausted to go to cinema. I'm just so tired. I've been falling asleep at 10 pm lately. I came to work at 7.20 today and finished working around 14:40. It's madness.
  • I finally sat down and watched Far From the Madding Crowd last weekend. I'm creating the dumbest character of the year category in my annual awards just for the main chick.
  • JFC this movie. First some sheep committed mass suicide by jumping off the cliff. Then I think a dog got shot, but it was out of frame so I can always pretend it didn't happen. Then that main bitch gets a lamb from this guy and he proposes and she says no. Then Michael Sheen proposes and the bitch says no. And previously in the movie she sent him a valentine but when it is pointed out to her by the lamb guy that she led the poor guy on she fires him. But then some sheeps' stomachs start exploding - or something - so she rides after the lamb guy because only he can help her. Then some gigolo soldier arrives and waves a sword - literally - at her in the woods and she marries him. He is of course a douche and gets her in debt and impregnates some plot device played as usual by Juno Temple and then plot device and its baby die and then he is pronounced dead after he allegedly drowns so poor Sheen proposes again and just as she maybe kind of will graciously agree the dead husband comes back and Sheen shoots him so he is sent to jail and the one left who gave her a lamb is leaving her but - poor guy - she catches on to him and they make out.

    My God.
  • I legit kept hoping she would die - that she jumps off the cliff like the sheep, that the dude's sword slips and her head gets cut off, that the lightning hits her or she falls off this barn... what a deplorable character. And she lived to the end! There is no justice.
  • The film, the awfulness of that character aside, was really beautifully shot, it had great music and at this moment Sheen makes my best supporting actor line up.I could see Stephen Dillane play this part too - quiet, kind, dignified man, surrounded with women with absolutely fucking terrible taste.
  • Also I noticed that I've been calling "Far From the Madding Crowd""Far From the Maddening Crowd" this whole time. I'm really tired, in my defense.
  • I also saw Bridge of Spies which was....fine. That is the nicest thing I can say about this movie. Tom Hanks was good doing his usual likable and admirable character thing and Mark Rylance was good but I'm at loss as to what exactly is gonna get nominated for Oscar here? The man isn't even making my top 10 and I haven't even seen about 15 of the biggest buzzed movies. It's a fine historical movie but it's entirely forgettable.
  • I saw extended version of Spy. That movie is such a laugh riot. The extended version didn't have great flow of theatrical one, but really more of McCarthy is always great.The best thing that could possibly happen this Oscar season would be if Jason Statham scored some nominations for the film. The man really needs to do more comedies.
  • Rian Johnson and Duncan Jones had a feud at twitter this week that was just amazing. They are both talented. They are however also so petty. A rule I follow and a piece of advice - don't do more than 3 tweets in twitter feud. Anything more is just fucking sad.
  • No, I have not seen that Star Wars trailer. I just don't give a fuck.
  • Scream Queens was awesome this week, obviously. Chanel is a hero! She returned for Zayday. Also Wes is shady as fuck. I hope he is not the killer because that would be too obvious. 
  • And on American Horror Story? The Queen is back!:
  • Angela Bassett finally showed up and as usual stole the show. I hope I have some energy during the weekend to write the recap for the recent episode. 
  • I started watching Child 44 but I saw an hour of it so far and just couldn't kept going/. I have zero idea what the hell is going on in this film. Also the director doesn't know how to use his actors and the editor is a fuck - that shit is 147 minutes long, there is a scene where Hardy begins undressing to take a shower and it cuts to Hardy dressing up after he took the shower. What the fuck?! Why do you think I'm even pushing play on the movie about children getting killed in Soviet Russia?! Thank God at least Hardy is in a uniform in most of his scenes.
  • Leonardo DiCaprio started his campaign for The Revenanttalking about some things he had to for the role. There is also a poster for the movie, which looks beautiful but I don't quite like it. I think this is bad marketing - it misses the brutality of the story.
  • So apparently Sony executives telling Craig to shut the fuck up didn't really help much. He did this now.What's next? I keep waiting for him to lose it and shit under the poster of Spectre in a movie theatre and then pick up this shit and throw it around or something.
  • There's probably a bunch of things I'm forgetting since so much is going on now with the Oscar season heating up. News this week - Chris Rock is gonna host the ceremony. I'm honestly gonna be fine with everything that may happen except if Redmayne wins another Oscar. Chances for that seem to be getting pretty slim but there is even greater horror that may happen - Jennifer Lawrence may win her second Oscar. And if she wins, it means that Redmayne would be the one handing it to her. The collective awfulness of all of that may actually kill me.
  • Speaking of things that may kill me - more rumours and news from Game of Thrones season 6 set confirm that Blackfish and Edmure Tully are returning. So we are getting Jaime and Brienne in Riverlands, The Freys coming back and the Tullys coming back. Can you imagine my outrage if with all of this, Lady Stoneheart still is not gonna be featured on the show? I swear to God, if that happens I'm definitely buying a big ass bell and following D&D for the rest of their lives yelling SHAME!
  • Josh reviews Beasts of No Nation, Bridge of Spies and Crimson Peak
  • Brittani and Courtney review Crimson Peak 
  • Mark shares hilarious moment from The Big Lebowski 
  • m.brown reviews A Most Violent Year
  • Jack reviews Macbeth
  • Ruth got to see one of my most anticipated movies - Room. Brie you must defeat the monstrosity in Best Actress race.
  • MrsMariah reviews Sicario
  • BigScreenSmallWords reviews Knock Knock and Final Girls. Yep. Knock Knock is atrocious and currently stands as my worst movie of the year.
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    Crimson Peak

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    Before I discuss the many problems Crimson Peak unfortunately has, let's just get this out of the way - this is the finest haunted house in cinema since Alejandro Amenabar directed The Others, back in 2001. The house in Crimson Peak is a true marvel - beautifully designed, meticulously planned and definitely worth seeing on the big screen. As advertised, this is the house that breathes and bleeds - the wind sounds like wailing, the red clay spilling through wooden boards looks like blood. This house is truly magnificent and one of the strongest things in the movie.

    The film is very good in its beginning - we meet Edith (Mia Wasikowska, delivering her best work since Stoker), a spirited young woman who wants to be a writer. She lives with her wealthy father (Jim Beaver) and is more interested in books and supernatural phenomena than social duties - when Edith was a little girl her mother's ghost came to her telling her to "beware of Crimson Peak". One day a handsome and dashing stranger comes to town, Thomas Sharpe (perfectly cast Tom Hiddleston) along with his slightly odd sister Lucille (Jessica Chastain). Edith soon falls in love with Thomas and after her father's violent death she comes to Allerdale Hall, Sharpe's family estate, built on red clay mine. Very soon Edith starts seeing ghosts in the place and the siblings' intentions towards her seem more and more sinister.
    The film's beginning set in America when we get to get to know Edith and see her slowly fall into Sharpes' trap is very strong. That is mostly thanks to wonderful work from Jim Beaver, known to younger audience from his role in Supernatural and to those of us who were lucky and saw Deadwood from his wonderful performance there. In fact it is the bond between father and daughter that is the best portrayed relationship in the movie - it is genuine and lovely and Wasikowska and Beaver are fantastic in their roles. The moment when Edith starts collapsing into grief provoked madness when she is standing over her dead father's body is hands down the best scene of Wasikowska's career so far.

    There is also a sense of whimsy in that part of the film - multiple iris wipes (where a circular shape surrounded by blackness homes in on one small image), the sass Edith shows to other women, the mocking and curious gazes Lucille throws around. This, right before Edith is snatched to Crimson Peak, is where the film is at its best because it is so promising - unfortunately later we find out that promise is all we got.
    Another point the film deserves - and that is in a later part of the film  - is for the refreshingly joyful and lovely sex scene del Toro featured here - you really feel the joy of two characters engaging in the act. Another thing is that it is male nudity we see here, not female so that is del Toro breaking another tiresome pattern. And then in grand finale it is the women facing each other. The sheer brutality of that showdown was so much fun to watch and the entire sequence was truly very well done.

    There are some truly brilliant things here - the very idea to have the house built on a red clay that makes the ground look like its bleeding is fantastic. There are some inspired visual maneuvers here and very clever, albeit heavy handed moment with moths devouring butterfly - a fitting metaphor for the Sharpes feeding on Edith. The reveal of incest plot is really fantastic with Lucille's face not visible and her whispering into Thomas ear, showing so clearly that she is the one driving him towards his horrible actions. And that dance scene with Thomas and Edith? That was just heavenly.
    The gore feels realistic - the cuts, the blood, the brutality. The film opens with a stunning shot of Wasikowska, all in white and with her hand and half of face covered in blood and it just looks like what I imagine so much dried up blood looks like.

    In fact the best things in Crimson Peak are the subtle moments and tricks - Lucille has scars on her face that aren't particularly visible but they are there, hinting at violent and painful past, long before the details of it are revealed to the audience. As good as ghost design is - and it's not jarring at all, in fact it adds to the unique style of the film - there is just a terrific moment of the silhouette of a ghost being formed out of light and dust over a wheelchair which I simply loved:
    Unfortunately for every good idea Guillermo del Toro has, a bad idea follows.  Why insist on the presence of the ghosts? Wouldn't the story be far better if Edith was in fact the Sharpes first victim? It would make Thomas changing his mind so much more plausible. And wouldn't if be better if there was only one ghost - the mother - taunting Edith and leading her towards the reveal of Lucille and Thomas true relationship? As chilling and suspenseful all the ghosts moments in the movie are, this is the time that could have been better spent on developing the characters and the emotions the film only describes to us.

    It's funny because there is one scene where Thomas is telling Edith she doesn't understand love, she only writes about it. It's the case with the script here - it tells us of things but it doesn't explore them in depth. The problem with Crimson Peak is that it lacks the most important thing in any movie - strong script. The script doesn't need to be rich or have many themes but it should make you feel like the themes it does have are well developed. And in spite of 2 hour long running time not a single one of many rich themes of Crimson Peak feels like it reached its potential.
    It's really not the issue that the movie is predictable - you know from Lucille's first scenes she is not normal. For the love of God, she rubs a dying butterfly on her face. You know very quickly that there is something seriously wrong with that tea she is giving Edith. The real problem is that even though the big plot points are filled with darkness, del Toro doesn't spend enough time exploring that darkness.

    The film touches on so many subjects - the women's struggle in Victorian times, the guilt over what was done to be with the person you love, the grief that lingers on after the death occurs, the missing of a beloved parent, the first love, the devotion for someone who has been through so many same things. Sadly, not one of those things is given the proper depth and attention in the film.
    Take for instance the baby - at one point of the movie we find out that Lucille had a child. But the film doesn't show us Lucille's grief after she lost something that was just hers and Thomas. It doesn't even try to somehow use the opportunity to transfer Lucille's feelings of grief and lost connection onto the house so that we truly understand why she wants to remain there. No. The sole thing that del Toro uses it for is to have a one quick scene with a ghost and a ghost baby - it feels so cheap. A betrayal to the committed actors, the story and most of all, the audience watching the film.

    The unclear intentions and desires of movie's villains is another big problem - why do they want to remain in this house so badly that they kill for it? What exactly happened between them and their mother? What has Lucille and Thomas been through together? It's all explained in merely few lines and that is not enough. It would be far better if the film opened with some sort of flashback to Sharpes' horrible childhood.
    If there was ever a film in dire need of flashbacks it is this one. They should have shown us things Lucille was talking about, especially that, amazingly, given the run time, it really doesn't feel like the movie gave her and Thomas enough time to really make the audience familiar with them. Amusingly the one flashback the film has was absolutely not needed at all.

    The most damning thing about del Toro's lack of abilities as writer and director is that there actually is a fantastic backstory for Thomas and Lucille, which you can read in the novelization of the movie. So del Toro had this story and instead of showing us the series of flashbacks which would add so much to the movie, he chose to play around with the ghosts of women Lucille killed.

    This is not a good director or a writer we are dealing with here. We are dealing with a child who is enamored with the filmmakers's shiny, precious toys - effects. CGI - though I believe here it is largely practical effects - these days have became the equivalent of the ring from The Lord of the Rings - many filmmakers are no longer interested in what would be the most challenging and interesting story for the audience, no, they are just interested in having their fantasies come to life with the help of technology. They are obsessed. It's not the story that matters anymore, it's what they can show on screen these days thanks to gimmickry that matters to them the most.

    After becoming familiar with the backstory and seeing what was actually in the film - and how much of  the great story wasn't - I'm confident that the way del Toro comes up with his scripts is this - let's make a movie about robots! let's make a movie about whatever-the-fuck was fighting robots in Pacific Rim! Ghosts! Let's make a ghost movie! And then he builds a story around it, instead of first coming up with the story and then asking himself if fantasy and supernatural elements are truly needed there. He throws everything that will kinda sorta stick onto that script and the effect is far from a good movie.
    You're supposed to be making movies, Guillermo. Not cinematic gumbo from poor writing hell.

    Thankfully the casting is impeccable here. Tom Hiddleston was probably the best choice in the cast - there is this line spoken by Lucille that as a little boy Thomas was "perfect". And so many times in the movie Hiddleston doesn't play his character as some sinister monster, just as a deeply wounded, sad young man, who is tormented by his existence in the trap that life had in store for him. Thanks to Hiddleston being so well cast and finding nuance in his character his actions in the movie don't seem preposterous and make sense.
    Charlie Hunnam is surprisingly impressive as Edith's childhood friend - he had more charisma and character in his scenes here than he did throughout the entire Pacific Rim. And Wasikowska is so well suited for this type of role - her Edith is the complete opposite of Lucille, both physically and mentally. You could tell how much fun everyone had dressing Wasikowska in those white dresses and handling her a candelabra to hold and and run around this house.

    But it is Chastain who steals the show as the unhinged Lucille. It's truly a shame she wasn't given more scenes and her character's past wasn't better explained and revealed to the audience - Chastain clearly has a lot of fun with her role and it's easily her best performance since The Help. She really becomes her character and you don't know whether you should fear her or pity her.
    But all of those doubts perish in the chilling finale which sees the culmination of Lucille's madness. I have not seen such pure rage and ferocity from a female character in a long time - Chastain simply grabs a blade and starts chasing Wasikowska all over the house, hacking at her. It's an insane sequence which she totally sells. This isn't the first horror for Chastain, but the less that is said about Mama - for which by the way del Toro was also kinda responsible for -the better, so I was totally surprised at her delivering such a performance - filled with rage and so much sinister energy.

    The finest moment in the movie, both for her performance and the writing, comes when Lucille is feeding bed ridden Edith. She tells her a story of how she used to take care of her mother after her father beat her up. It is the only time in the whole movie when there is ambiguity - when Lucille tells Edith that she will make sure she leaves that bed we wonder for a second if maybe we misjudged her and she is actually just a lonely person trying to reach out to Edith. But that ambiguity sadly lasts only for few moments.
    Still even with all those story flaws, there is so much to enjoy here. In addition to the amazing production design the beautiful costumes are so detailed and clever - the people associated with ghosts often have something red on them. And Edith wears dresses with gigantic, puffy shoulder part that make her look like butterfly.

    The cinematography takes your breath away. Certain shots like Lucille's dress flying after her as she runs down the stairs or the moment Edith opens the door and the snowstorm comes inside the house are truly wondrous. The score is very fitting and intense and the ghost design - especially the second to final ghost we see - is wonderful. That ghost's appearance felt so tragic.

    While Crimson Peak could have been better it's still worth seeing - there are so few Victorian times-set horror films these days which is a real shame. Hell, there are very few classic haunted house horrors anymore. So if you love squeaky doors, long hallways and flights of stairs with the fragile heroine in peril running all around the creepy house, this is the film for you.

    Crimson Peak (USA, 120 min)
    Plot: In the aftermath of a family tragedy, an aspiring author is torn between love for her childhood friend and the temptation of a mysterious outsider. Trying to escape the ghosts of her past, she is swept away to a house that breathes, bleeds - and remembers.
    Director: Guillermo del Toro
    Writers: Guillermo del Toro, Matthew Robbins
    Stars: Mia Wasikowska, Jessica Chastain, Tom Hiddleston
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    American Horror Story 5x03 Mommy / 5x04 Devil's Night

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    Yeah, so this is awkward - I didn't have the time to recap the episode last Thursday and then I kinda forgot to recap it. But I warned you it may happen. So we are doing the double feature today.

    Last week's episode unfortunately showed us more of Alex. Is there anyone watching who actually cares about this arc? Anyways it turns out Alex loves her abducted son way more than her husband - whom she wants to divorce - and daughter - whom she throws the most epic side eye since Catelyn Tully. So Alex goes to Hotel and after being teased by Naomi Campbell's ghost (by the way don't you badmouth Zara) she runs into Holden and takes him home, because oh well what could possibly go wrong?

    Meanwhile the inept detective gets played by Sally who he wants to arrestr. It was a really fantastic scene with the lights flickering in an elevator and Paulson being excellent again. However Wes Bentley is so lost this season, he was wonderful in Freakshow but here he is just boring. Thankfully, we got some real  acting powerhouse from Kathy Bates when Iris shared scenes with Donovan. Bomer is a very talented actor but it's a big challenge to enjoy his acting and looks when he plays such a loser.
    After Donovan gets dumped by Countess he hits the streets and feeds on some junkies. And then he is taken by my new favorite character this season already.

    The best thing about the episode, as is frequently the case with this show, was Angela Bassett who finally showed up. She plays Ramona Royale a former Blaxploitation star who hooks up with the Countess. There is an outstanding little scene showing us the couple riding in the elevator, moving from each other bit by bit as their styles change and the years pass. It was really outstanding in its simplicity.
    Anyways, it turns out that Ramona, who was turned by the Countess, wanted to turn a man she loved for her and for that the Countess kills him. Ramona is now out for revenge and she tells Donovan she is coming after her precious children, the ones she abducted. Meanwhile, after Donovan tells her she means nothing to him and she should kill herself Iris wants to commit suicide with the help of Sally.

    There is a great scene where Liz Taylor talks to Donovan and tells him that nobody in this whole world will love him as much as his mother. So Donovan barges in on his mother, now dead, and Sally and feeds his vampire blood to his mother, turning her.

    In last night's episode detective John was invited to Devil's Night - an annual "party" hosted by Mr. March for the famous serial killers including Zodiac and John Wayne Gacy. Lily Rabe returns to the show, this time as Aileen Wuornos and does a terrific job as usual, but it's really a shame she isn't given a whole season, but just the two episodes. 

    The dinner sequence was really good especially when Sally entered the scene, leading a man she picked up in front of a hotel for him to be killed by all the serial killers. Those scenes were one of the highlights, as we had to suffer through more of Alex and her story arc which ended with the Countess turning her into vampire...so, what, everyone is gonna get turned now?
    That storyline also featured her vampire kid, Holden, killing a dog. As if I didn't dislike that child already, now they do this. I really hope this whole family perishes as soon as possible. Sevigny is given such an annoying character to play and Bentley is absolutely bland in his role. A good pay off to that whole story would rescue it, but somehow I doubt anything good is coming.

    The standout of the episode was Mare Winingham - apparently Mrs. Evers child was taken years ago by the same killer who was featured in Clint Eastwood's heartbreaking Changeling. Her scene where she was telling John about how she lost her boy was the best thing about the episode.
    The episode was very focused but it was one of the weaker ones of the season so far. The amount of time spent on Alex and John is taking that time away from far more interesting characters. I am impressed with Murphy still keeping many things a mystery, especially Sally. We don't really know what her deal is and it is mentioned in this episode that bringing that man to the killers buys her "a year of freedom".

    The episode was unfortunately missing Bassett who thank God returns next week. Bomer and Bates were also absent. But in their absence Peters who is quickly becoming the MVP of the season was shining even more. It's a bit of a shame that all those people brought in to play the killers weren't given more to do, but hopefully that changes the next week.

    Next week looks far more eventful than these two, so let's hope it all just gets better and better with each one from now on:

    (207) The week of 9 films + links

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  • The Queen of Mischief was featured in the pics in Empire magazine. Oh my God. I may actually stop living while watching this movie.
  • There are also few new pictures of the Joker and one showing the scene with Harley back when she was a doctor having a session with him. I'm so psyched for this!
  • This is from the Empire magazine article about the film - "It could be the role of a lifetime for Robbie, who gets to play both Harleen Quinzel, the doctor assigned to probe the Joker’s psyche, and Harley, the result of his ghastly seduction. The actress has also been the main focus of Mr. J’s off-screen affections. “Jared sent me a rat,” she says. “A black one with cute white paws, like he’s wearing little socks. I named him Rat Rat and my assistant Soph and I would sit down on the carpet with him and all drink tea."
  • Well that is just too cute!
  • And the King of Globes is back. Ricky Gervais will host next year's Golden Globes and I'm so happy about this. As great as Tina and Amy were Ricky was just an absolute blast. He totally stole the show from them last year when he was presenting Best Actress in comedy. I am so sure that he will go after Hardy and Inarittu in his monologue.
  • Man, when will I finally see The Revenant trailer in the theater? They didn't show it before Crimson Peak. But of course I had to sit there defenseless while they played Hunger Games trailer.
  • But that's nothing. They had this trailer and it had Adam Scott and Packer from the Office so I'm thinking "oh, OK, it's a Christmas comedy" and then some really bizarre shit started happening. Ben Wyatt and Todd Packer in a movie about Christmas demon? This is something that people should probably bring weed for to the cinema.
  • Since last RF I saw 9 movies - Crimson Peak, Youth, Everest, Southpaw, Warrior, The Man from Uncle, Bone Tomahawk, Danny Collins and Me, Earl and the Dying girl. That is more than I watch during 2 months time any other time of the year other than Oscar season. Also I'm so exhausted after work this is all I can do, just sit and watch a movie. I should get a fucking medal for actually going to cinema to see Crimson Peak in the state that I am after work. 
  • But I still had enough strength in me to take selfies of myself to brag about my outfits ---------->
  • And the one on the left, bottom is inspired by Scream Queens which sadly didn't air its new episode this week thanks to some stupid sport event that they showed instead.
  • It's Halloween tomorrow! YEY! It's my favorite day of the year and continuing with the tradition of seeing one spooky movie that's new to me and one that I love I'm gonna see Black Sabbath and Black Swan, respectively.
  • You already know what I think of Crimson Peak so here are my thought on the other films I saw this week:
  • Youth  was pretentious beyond belief. It had great performances but my God did this movie bore me. Also it was so superficial - beautiful young naked women contrasted with Caine and Keitel talking about difficulties peeing they are having since they are old. It was just trying so hard to be beautiful and smart but it was just tiresome. At one point Paul Dano starts walking around dressed as Hitler. The film is filled with random shit like that.
  • Everest was so boring. Nothing at all happened in the first 70 minutes. Then something started happening but I didn't care much. A whole bunch of all those fine actors was just wasted there. I was hoping that maybe Keira Knightley had stuff to do and she did impressive work for her awfully short time on the screen but the story was so poorly written it didn't move me as much as it should. Emily Watson and Josh Brolin were the only two people whose work was so good it transcended the bad script.
  • Then I saw Southpaw which was more eventful than Everest but took a steep dive into tedious the second Rachel McAdams was gone. Gyllenhaall was great but the quality of the movie hurt his performance. The final fight though, as is usually the case with films like this one, was very exciting and well done. 
  • Then since I was really in the mood to see more of half naked men beating each other up - which I am kind of always in the mood for - I rewarched Warrior which I didn't see in years. I forgot how amazing this movie is - it has such deep themes but it is also so entertaining and as usual Kevin Dunn provides so much humour. The acting from the main trio is so incredible and that slots scene is probably one of the most crushing father/son scenes in the history of the cinema. And then Academy goes and gives it only one nomination which in spite of Nolte being better than Plummer gets nothing. 
  •  Academy members are fucking deranged.
  •  Then during the week I saw The Man from UNCLE which was so stylish and charming. Man, why is Armie Hammer cursed? All his movies seem to be flopping hard and he was really wonderful in it, hell he even managed to be good in J.Edgar. The film was very entertaining and him and Cavill had great chemistry together. It's such a shame it was not more successful because it was very well done. Alicia Vikander is so stiff, though. Hammer was generating the chemistry for both of them.
  • And then instead of first watching a bone chilling horror and then two handsome dudes in a spy movie I did this the other way around and saw Bone Tomahawk next, right before going to bed, after reading many favorable opinions on movies boards I frequent. It was incredible - the first 90 minutes are basically like an episode of Deadwood with four very different dudes played by Kurt Russell, Patrick Wilson, Richard Jenkins and Matthew Fox who has blown my fucking mind because I always make fun of him and he was incredible here, being in pursuit of a cannibal Indian tribe who took Wilson's character's wife. Then in the last 30 minutes it becomes a full blown horror film which contains the single most violent, disturbing scene I've seen in years. So this is definitely not for everyone but seriously if you are into horrors this is a gem. The acting is just outstanding.I nominate Matthew Fox for best supporting actor. Let me repeat that for impact - I nominate Matthew "we have to go back!" Fox for fucking best supporting actor. He may even stick around until the end of the road here, considering he is number #3 at the moment. It's not like I don't have contenders for this category to watch left, I do - The Revenant, Spotlight - it's just that he is seriously good enough to stand a chance.
  • The only flaw is the actress who plays Wilson's wife. Not only is she such a bad actress that her weird and shallow interpretation of the role leads to some disturbed people making threads like this, but she was just annoying.
  • Also the most WTF moment of the year for Sean Young being in the movie for 2 minutes with half of her face obscured with a hat. God...remember how lovely she was in Blade Runner? 
  • Then the next day I saw Danny Collins which was forgettable but it was also very sweet. Pacino was just great here and very charming, it was also quite unique how this rock star he was playing was actually a kind soul. Usually when there is a rock star in the movie they all go wild and they want to go wild, but here Pacino was playing a guy who was scared of attention as a young artist and when it all happened to him, this entire lifestyle, he succumbed to it but was happy to leave it. The film told a simple story but it did it with a lot of humour and grace.
  • And then I saw Me, Earl and the Dying Girl which has the baffling rating of 7,9 over at the imdb. I gave the movie a very weak 5 and keep in mind one whole point is there for the sole presence of Nick Offerman on account that Nick Offerman should be in every single movie. This film was so outrageously pretentious and annoying I couldn't believe my eyes and ears. It was like it was made by some juvenile poser kids after they took drugs and binge-watched Wes Anderson's pretentious bullshit aka practically all of his films. There are 2 good scenes - the showing of the final movie and the scene in Rachel's bedroom near the end but the former has a movie in it which is so hilariously hipster I actually laughed out loud. The guy playing Earl was hilarious, so at least something good came from this. Also who knew Joe Bernthal could act like that? I'm actually psyched for his Punisher now, though I'll never stop being bitter that it's not gonna be Hardy in the role.
  • Hey, speaking of Tom. Here's the new picture of him with Idris Elba:
  • Wait, it gets even better. Here are new pics of Tom being adorable with dogs:
  • If you ever need a third wife, I'm right here. 
  •  There's more - there is this hilarious interview for EW that Brittani showed me -"To loosen things up on set, Hardy chose an unconventional method: wrestling with his director. “When things get a bit too serious, I go, ‘Why don’t we have a cuddle in front of all these people here?’ ” Hardy says. “It ends with both of us falling down in the snow. I think that’s a good thing. If I’m the naughty boy for doing that, then I’d rather be the naughty boy and release that tension."
  • That sound you hear is my ovaries exploding.
  • And then there is this gem - "Most actors dream of an Academy Award, but Hardy doesn’t think he should be allowed into the Oscar theater. “Lock me out of that, for your own good,” he says. “It’s like putting a wig on a dog, or a tutu on a crocodile. It doesn’t look right, it’s not fair to the animal, and inevitably someone will get bitten and hurt.”"
  • While my ovaries are still exploding let me share this promo picture for The Tunnel season 2:
  • God, I cannot wait for my Stephen.
  • Alien 5 is on hold because Ridley Scott is being a little bitch again and wants to disappoint most of the world with Prometheus sequel first. I have less and less faith that Alien 5 is actually ever gonna happen.
  • So they actually let Daniel Craig out of what I imagine is a tiny prison cell in Sony headquarters' basement and allowed him to do press during Spectre red carpet:
  • He really gives off the I'm gonna start shooting everyone around me any second now vibe.
  • There are also hilarious photos that Craig and Waltz are being forced to take as part of their promo tour for the film. You can actually see them dying inside --------->
  • Chris Evans aka my favorite casting of the year is no longer gonna play Tom in The Girl on the Train. Instead it's gonna be Justin Theroux.  SPOILER Gee, I wonder how fast will the audience realize Tom is a killer now? That would be Theroux's first fucking scene, probably. END OF SPOILER
  • ThePlaylist highlights how Villeneuve changed two big scenes from Sicario script and man, am I glad he did that. 
  • My God this is happening. Franco and Rogen making a movie about the making of The Room. And here's a gem of a comment from imdb - "James Franco playing Tommy Wiseau sounds like a bigger cinematic abortion than the 7-minute abortion in Nymphomaniac, tbh"
  • So apparentlyGame of Thrones will premiere later than usual - May 2016.Seeing how they killed off my beloved and fucked me over with Stoneheart 3 times in a row by now I can wait some more for new and exciting ways in which D&D wreck this show beyond human comprehension.
  • m.brown suffers for love and reviews Burying the Ex which he watched for Alexandra Daddario's....talents.
  • Alexlists the filmshe appreciated upon first viewing but loved the second time around
  • Ruth reviews Brooklyn 
  • Anna reviews Amy
  • Want something creepy for Halloween? Look no further than Andrew's opening paragraph in Creep review.
  • FeelingFuzzier reviews The Dressmaker
  • Brittani and Kevin have reviews for Steve Jobs
  • Keith reviews sensational Bone Tomahawk
  • MrsMariah reviews Bridge of Spies
  • Steven reviews fantastic The Others, which if you haven't seen before you totally should given how the most special day of the year is tomorrow!
  • Specifically to make m.brown smile - Alexandra Daddario on the set of AHS: Hotel

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    Screaming Sunday - Bone Tomahawk

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    Movie rating - 85/100
    Plot:  In the Old West, a sheriff (Kurt Russell), his deputy (Richard Jenkins), a gunslinger (Matthew Fox),and a cowboy (Patrick Wilson) embark on a mission to rescue three people from a savage group of cave dwellers.
    The heroes: Our brave rescue party of four (whoever gets that reference gets the rest of my Halloween candy).
    The antagonists: The cannibalistic tribe of Indians, who are not only outnumbering our heroes but are also completely ruthless and have some sort of bone stuck in their throats so they can emit the call that is seriously creepy as fuck.
    Best scene: The whole film is a string of best scenes, really.
    Oh-oh something's not right line: You have no chance against any number of them.
    What makes it so great? I am strangely not big a fan of western ever though my second favorite show of all time (Deadwood) and one of my all time favorite westerns (The Assassination of Jesse James) come from this genre. But I am a huge fan of horror. So when, as soon as this movie hit VOD, there were many raves and positive reviews for this and I saw it stars Richard Jenkins, an actor who simply never fails, I decided to watch it and what a good decision it was.

    The film is a perfect blend of western and horror - it spends 3/4 of its running time following the western formula - letting us get familiar with the feel of the film, the location, the pace and most of all get used to and really like the main four heroes, who with no regard for the safety of their own, go on perhaps suicide mission to rescue the people taken by the enemy. There are no doubts whether they should go - they just go, which already makes us admire them for their bravery.

    So when in the final 1/4 of the film the movie switches to full blown horror, it's really shocking, but very important thing here - it is not jarring. The horror shares the same setting as western and there is nothing supernatural about it. We really care about these four man and everything that happens to them is so affecting. The film really holds no punches and a happy ending for everyone involved is out of the question. The script is strong and unique but it is the incredible performances - from everyone other than Lili Simmons, playing Wilson's wife - that really make an impression.

    Kurt Russell brings so much heart to his character here, playing a good-hearted and courageous sheriff. Patrick Wilson, who I usually find kinda bland, is very impressive and his part required a lot of physical acting which he was very good in. Richard Jenkins is obviously fantastic as slightly dim-witted but totally lovable sheriff's right hand but the biggest fuck you haters in years that I've seen is from Matthew Fox who completely stole the show as ladies man and Indian hunter John Brooder. He is just amazing. The role was originally going to go to Timothy Olyphant who would be a great choice too, but there is a certain dandiness to Fox that just works so well here. Also damn, does the script works well for him - if you didn't shed tears for Saucy you are a fuckin' monster.

    The film also has a great amount of humour, but not Tarantino kind of humour - just good old fashion funny lines ("Why are you so determined to read literature while takin' a bath?") or a simple situation humour and none of it is mean spirited. There is also a great deal of heart here and the sense of support and camaraderie between the heroes. It all makes what happens later more affecting. And then there is cinematography - for the film that cost 1.8 mln $ and was shot in 21 days, this is a god damn work of art.
    Scare factor: - 4/5 evil pumpkins - The jump scares are not present here - but you will have to look far for something scarier than practically silent and very sudden appearance of Indians on the screen right before the massacre or a fight to the death occurs. Also one shouldn't think too much about what it must have been to be in a cage like that. What is in fact the scariest thing here is that it is entirely possible that things like that happened back then all the time
    Gore factor:- 5/5 bloody Leatherfaces - There is almost no gore until the last 1/4 of the film, but when it rains, it pours. If you didn't look away during one particular scene - and those who watched it don't even need me to point out which scene I'm referring to - you are one badass motherfucker.
    Is there a twist? No, it's good old fashioned rescue/suicide mission. What we assume is at the end of that road, is in fact at the end of that road.
    Unsuitable for: Those who don't handle gore well.
    Repercussions: You can't unsee that scene. You just can't. There is no amount of cute dogs videos and Tom Hardy interviews you can watch that will make you unsee that fucking scene.

    (208) Hardylicious + links

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  • This week I saw Tom's documentary about poaching crisis in Africa. Shit like you can see in my gifset above happens in it.
  • Also there is this:
  • I basically do not know how I am not catatonic right now.
  • That's right. He made a documentary to raise awareness in order to save animals. He is basically like super sexy Noah who just walks around being crazy hot, showing off his good heart and petting dogs and elephants. And he takes of his shirt and rides an elephant into a river. I just...I just can't.
  • Oh have I mentioned that he is narrating this film too?
  • Can someone just tell him he is gonna murder someone inadvertently if he keeps it up? And that someone is gonna be me?
  • I'm a relatively good person, where is my Tom Hardy, damn it?! 
  • There's more, my God, there is more.
  • There is this story I found on tumblr about how Tom took care of a cat, here is a part of it - "On the way back from the internet cafe yesterday, there’s this kitten in the road, and I’m like. hey kat whssup? then I had to double take. that’s a small cat as cats go. it’s prolly like a couple months old max. so I’m like hey little fella, and I look about but no one is looking for this thing. so I stopped and turned round and said hey kat where’s your family, and he’s like I don’t know. then he wanders up to me and bang he’s in my scoop"
  •  How, how is he an actual real person? Also my biggest wish right now - that is in the realm of possibility - set up new profile somewhere and write, Tom!
  • Oh and that's not all. Tom did more of let's help the animals this week. He took part in the show For the Love of Dogs, which helps animals looking for adoption:

  • Have you seen that new poster? It's so beautiful.
  • If he does press for The Revenant I'm just gonna go insane.
  • On Halloween I was supposed to watch something from Mario Bava but I figured maybe I shouldn't scare myself shitless out of my own volition, so I watched Hocus Pocus instead, which I have never seen before. It was really a lot of fun, but for me the Yorkie dressed as Satan who chased off the witches stole the show from everyone.
  • I started watching the X Files because I never saw it before. I mean I saw bits and pieces of it over the years but I never actually sat down and watch episode after episode. So far I've seen 4 episodes and it's a great show but it will take me forever to see all of it.
  • Scream Queens had the best episode to date this week. It was so good - all the shade, the references and Emma was especially fierce here.
  •  What is also fierce is my Scream Queens outfit game:
  • Look at Johnny Deppworking hard to pay for that island and his trophy wife. Ironically this trailer was probably better looking than the entire first film. At least there is color here.
  • Man, has this been a week of bad news. Not only Evans but Leto is now also out of that Girl on the Train adaptation. They had Luke Evans replace him, which is bad. But what is worse? 
  • Emily made no attempt to gain weight.  I really don't like this. I mean it's not like Rachel is a functional alcoholic - she is a mess. Blunt could really do something with the role but not when she is looking like this - this is the picture from the set of the film. I think Bennett and Ferguson will easily steal the thunder here.
  • There is newHateful Eight trailer which is kinda bad and the film still looks quite terrible to me. At least the music in the trailer was bitchin'.
  • But the true horror is the level of Sony's stupidity. There is gonna be no more Dragon Tattoo with Fincher, Craig and Mara. Nope. They are gonna reboot the series....by adapting the 4th book. Stephen Knight who is responsible for brilliant Locke is gonna write the script, so it may not be terrible, but apparently JLaw 2.0 Alicia Vikander is being considered for the part of Lisbeth. Oh, the horror.
  • And to make matters worse Eddie Redmayne's face was plastered everywhere this week because the first pictures from that ill-conceived Harry Potter sequel were released. If there will ever be a movie where Hardy punches Redmayne and that bitch goes down, I would climax and die upon seeing it happen.
  • Spectre is freaking everywhere - that TV spot must have been played about 100 times today. Here's a funny or horrific bit, depending how you look at it - there was an election here 2 weeks back and today the new ministers were supposed to be announced. But it didn't happen because yesterday instead of preparing for that our newly appointed officials....went to Spectre premiere. That's right. The forming of the polish government was delayed because our new Prime Minster and her posse went to see Daniel Craig's attempts to conceal his urge to shoot everyone and get the fuck out of this franchise. Meanwhile Craig is back paddling furiously on those slashing wrists comments. Don't do that, Daniel. We all love you when you're bitchy.
  • Josh reviews Steve Jobs
  • MettelRay writes about Crimson Peak
  • Brittani reviews Beasts of no Nation
  • Kevin lists 10 essential James Bond films and Ruth has special Five for Fifth Bond edition
  • Alex reviews Victoria
  • and finally there is nothing better than seeing a great movie, recommending it to people you adore and finding out they loved it - and this is the case here - m.brown reviews the amazing Bone Tomahawk
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    (209) Hadylicious - the dogs/erase my mind edition + links

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  •  That dog is my spirit animal. He is just dragging Tom to the ground. No fucking around, just let's do this man.
  •  Yep, yep. No new American Horror Story recaps. I haven't had the time to see it yet. Nor have I had the time to see the previous episode. I may see it tonight but there is no way I will find the time to write about this week. Or the next week.  I just don't have the time for anything on the blog lately other than Rambling Friday and that's basically just happening because I just browse my twitter feed and tumblr from last week and gather everything I ranted about here.
  • Oh, fuck you life. I'm retaking the bar on Tuesday. It's gonna be my annual embarrassment again and I will be stuck at my awful job for yet another year until I finally pass it, If I ever pass it. It's around 20,000 possible test questions, from roughly 25 various legal acts, with 4 different answers. It's so much stuff. I managed to get through 15,000 but that's nothing - they get mixed up in my head, there is always a big chance I simply forget some of it or get  questions out of the 5,000 I haven't done. You need at least 120 out of 150 to pass and then there is the second exam. It's maddening.
  • Let's just look at more of Tom with dogs ---->
  • So this week I was mostly studying, which also required me taking some time off work - so basically not only am I losing time and energy and money but also days off and I only have 20 of those a year. I am now unable to take any time of work for Christmas time. And yes, this is the amount of posts you guys get when I'm actually home and not at work - 1. Per week.
  • I had the time to watch End of Tour which was very nice, little indie movie. It wasn't anything spectacular but the performances from Segal and Eisenberg were great and the script was very well written.
  • I  rewatched Ant-Man and it's really such a brilliant movie. It's so innovative and different comparing to all the other Marvel films. Rudd's casting was probably the most inspired casting in superhero film since RDJ and the whole thing just has so much humor and heart. And those visual effects are just incredible, even on the small screen.
  •  And how brilliant is Michael Douglas in this?! Again I totally tore up during the scene where he tells Hope what happened to her mother. It's really such a lovely father/daughter relationship story both with Scott and his kid and Hank and Hope. It had more heart than the many recent Marvel films combined.
  • Also no matter what happens there is obviously always time for new Scream Queens. My God the levels of Chanel's shade were just insane this week!
  • I loved all of it - the random appearance of Scotland Yard guys, the flashbacks of Chanel as a little girl, her heartfelt conversation with Grace...also did anyone else totally laugh out loud when they showed Wes in the flashback and the actor looked exactly the same except he was wearing that goofy hat? My God, that was hysterical.
  • I also saw Morning Glory which was a nice enough romantic comedy. Amusingly it contains a scene where a bunch of women are talking about how dreamy Patrick Wilson's character is. There was a scene just like that in Little Children. Does he have a description of his trademark scene written in his resume somewhere? It's a miracle the cannibal Indians in Bone Tomahawk didn't just stop, look at him and go "man, I'd bang this guy so hard".
  • Hey, speaking of Wilson I caught up withFargo until episode 4 and it just makes me certain that I'm right in my "Nick Offerman should be in EVERYTHING" crusade. He just makes everything better.
  • JLaw fell once again on the premiere of Hunger Games. What is the deal with her? Does she have some sort of drug problem? Or does she think this is funny? Well she would, she thinks Amy Schumer is funny.
  • Meanwhile here is someone who is genuinely funny and stole that basic bitch's thunder - Woody Harrelson showed up on the red carpet in his pyjamas.
  • Please stop giving Shia Lebouf attention. Stop.
  • So Suicide Squadwill probably be PG-13. That's a shame.They have really dark characters at play here so why not take it even further and go for R? This movie will do well. Teenage Leto fangirls would still find a way to get in.
  • Guys! GUYS! Margot Robbie is in The Big Short! In bubble bath! If this is not in Academy voters taste, their dicks are definitely not working.
  • You know I'd much rather watch a reality show with Daniel Craig than Spectre:
  •  Wyman Manderly is showing up in season 6 of Game of Thrones. I almost have no strength to write about the idiocy of David Benioff and Dan Weiss anymore. Jesus, the basic thing is to introduce the characters early enough so that the people who watch the show get used to them. Now it’s like season 5 is this gigantic filler with awful writing and downright vile and offensive plot lines like “let’s have Sansa raped” and “let’s have Stannis kill his daughter for no reason and then get killed by a moron aka let’s just slaughter House Baratheon in 10 minutes of screentime” and now they are furiously back paddling and including Manderly, Euron, The Freys, The Tullys…though do not be surprised if every single character returns but these misogynistic fucks still don’t feature Lady Stoneheart.Too little, too fucking late. Enjoy your damn Emmys.
  •  I actually blame HBO more than these two. If you are going to do a project this ambitious and this expensive you should be able to give your writers the outline for it - it was already a smash hit in season 1, so they could have easily set a number of seasons to go, not change it on the whim because maybe a waitress in a restaurant informed someone in charge at HBO "Hey, there is so much stuff in the books that are not on the show!". Now we have 3 switch points - seems that 1. after season 3 2. during writing of season 5 and 3. during writing of season 6 completely insane decisions were made because HBO kept changing the amount of seasons. Season 5 will now be completely disjointed from all of the show - hey, there is a Northern story line but nothing really happens and what happens - where were all those stark loyalists during battle Bolton vs Stannis - makes no sense, hey Brienne just kinda sorta looked at the candle but wait we have stuff for her now, hey remember Grejyoys? they were absent for a year, but look! Here's a new Greyjoy! We could have totally used that in season 5 so that Balon wouldn't, moronically, became a winner of the war of 5 kings, but we didn't. 
  • God, just bring in Stoneheart already.
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