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(84) Solstice, GoT withdrawal and a wolf that is clearly on drugs + links

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  • First of all - happy summer solstice everyone! As usual I'm going to celebrate it and I'm going to my friend's cabin in the woods for the weekend, so there will be no posts for two days and if the cabin is filled with scary crap like in the movie I'm probably not coming back.
  • Things have been slow here lately - to write reviews you need to watch movies and I had no time for that. I'm also not that inclined in doing new Visual Parallels and Performances I Love, I have the ideas but it's just too much work and I'm kinda exhausted so the only creative activity I do is doing gifs which are actually much less work than that. I'm gonna try to think of a better system then learning, eating, learning, reading other people's blogs and then falling asleep soon and I promise things will start becoming interesting around here at last.
  • Happy occasion today - 27h birthday of the incredible Lana Del Rey. Without her music I'd only listen to movie soundtracks. Fine - that's a lie. I'd only listen to three Game of Thrones soundtracks.
  • I've been going through Game of Thrones withdrawal but I found a cool way to use that and create something - GoT tumblr meme. I made all of those edits myself and I'm really proud of those, my favorites are 1,2,3 .Also I wept while making those - 1 + 2. And I'm still pissed off about the ending to the finale so I made a gifset showing what the end should have been - if you haven't read beyond 98% of Storm of Swords don't look - here.  
  • Catelyn is my muse. 75% of my edits are with her. If I were in Westeros, I'd like her to adopt me.
  • Someone made a chart with nicknames for all GoT characters. Check out what they wrote for Joffrey. It's hard to argue with this assessment.
  • Luther season 3 is premiering on July 2nd! YEY! This is lovely because going from Game of Thrones to True Blood is a fucking abomination.
  • Helena Bonham Carterjoined the cast of the movie with Prince Charming being played by hopefully naked Richard MaddenCinderella movie. She is going to play the fairy godmother. Let's just hope this one will be better than her last movies.
  • Very sad news from Italy this week where the legendary Tony Soprano - James Gandolfini - has passed away of a heart attack. This is very saddening - he was one of those actors who were always so memorable - among many in The Mexican,True Romance and In the Loop, which as one of my favorites, I actually watch every few months.
  • Fassbender plays some sort of terrible villain in Twelve Years of Slave, right? Well, damnit. He looks so hot on those stills.
  • There is a clusterfuck regarding Amazing Spiderman sequels. I don't really care about those movies as I barely even finished the first one but what is going on there is pretty crazy - Shailene Woodley did her scenes as Mary Jane Watson for the sequel. Those scenes were cut, allegedly because they want to move that character to next movie. But now Sarah Gadonjoined the cast, most likely to replace Woodley. Wow, that is just making everyone look bad.
  • So someone actually posted this on tumblr without any concern for the health and safety of people who see it:
  • HOW AM I STILL ALIVE AFTER SEEING THIS?!
  • And that's not everything - few days later this showed up on my dashboard. I mean...I just....I can't.....SWEET BABY JESUS.
  • Let's take a moment and talk about how brave Amy Adams is. Henry Cavill is dating Gina Carano - the same Gina Carano who fucking killed every guy in the cast in Haywire. If I had the opportunity to actually touch Henry I'd have to think twice considering who his girlfriend is. But not Amy, apparently:
  • And finally let me just express how terrible I find The Wolf of Wall Street trailer. I only saw it once few days ago because doing it to myself again would be as If I was whipping myself and I'm not into that. Good God. Up until I saw that trailer it was my most anticipated movie of the year. After I saw it, I promptly removed the photo depicting it from the sidebar. That's how terrible that trailer was. I thought it will be creepy, dark, twisted tale of corruption with some trademark Scorsese humour thrown in. The trailer however is making it look like it's The Hangover, part 15. And yes, yes I know that trailers can be misguiding but for the love of God there is still going to be a scene from the ending of that trailer - I was shocked my eyes and ears didn't bleed when I saw that - the scene with DiCaprio parading chimpanzee dressed in a suit around the office and this....I cannot even describe this:
  • Also I know the rules of advertising, but really...mentioning Academy Award nominee Jonah Hill and not showing us a glimpse of Academy Award winner Jean Dujardin? Please. I'll see it on DVD and I'll make sue I'm really drunk before I do.

  • links:
    • Eric reviews This is the End which I cannot wait to see.
    • Nikhat wrote a very fun post where she compares Sherlock and Elementary
    • Elena reviews The Great Gatsby which comparing to that The Wolf of Wall Street trailer seems like less flamboyant gig for Leo.
    • Brittani wrote a fantastic wishlist for season 4 of Game of Thrones
    • m.brown reviews hilarious Get him to the Greek
    • Chris enjoyed terrific Headhunters
    • Josh reviews Before Midnight
    • Sofia looks at the beautiful visual side of A Single Man
    • Courtney reviews anticipated The Bling Ring
    • Alex looks at the best roles of James Gandolfini
    • Keith asks about your favorite underrated actors

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    Performances I Love: Stephen Dillane in The Hours

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    Dearest, I feel certain that I am going mad again. I feel I can't go through another one of these terrible times and I shant recover this time. I begin to hear voices and can't concentrate so I am doing what seems to be the best thing to do. You have given me the greatest possible happiness. You have been in every way all that anyone could be. I know that I am spoiling your life and without me you could work and you will, I know. You see I can't even write this properly. What I want to say is that I owe all the happiness of my life to you. You have been entirely patient with me and incredibly good. Everything is gone from me but the certainty of your goodness. I can't go on spoiling your life any longer. I don't think two people could have been happier than we have been. Virginia 
    - Virgina Woolf's suicide letter to her husband Leonard.

    Well, let's write about something other than Game of Thrones. To be fair, Stephen Dillane is on Game of Thrones, but let's write about his character in a different project, well the writers actually have respect for him. A while ago I was thinking about making a list of the best movie husbands. Problem was that I only came up with two - Christian Bale's character in The New World and Stephen Dillane's Leonard Woolf in The Hours.
    There's always one - one performance in acclaimed movie that is worthy of award love and recognition, yet somehow it goes to everyone else. The recent example includes Bryce Dallas Howard in The Help, but Dillane is even a better evidence of that - The Hours went on to get 3 Oscar nominations for its actors, but some of the fine performances there went unnoticed, Dillane's being the best one among those.

    He does so well playing troubled Virgina Woolf's loving husband. He doesn't have that much screen time, but in all of his scenes we see an actual person and someone who cares for his wife immensely. He also tries to understand her - he looks with concern as she works late, but he is not forcing her to bend to his will. I don't know how accurately their marriage was portrayed on screen, but it seems to me that if it wasn't for Vigina's complicated mental state it would be one of the happier marriages in recent movies - even with Virginia's depression Kidman and Dillane made it look like more than just a marriage - an actual partnership.
    There are several really showy moments in the film - I don't mean it in a bad way, but those were the kinds of moments that are shocking, loud, not easy to forget. We have the outburst of Meryl Streep in the kitchen, Kidman yelling on the train station, Ed Harris throwing himself out of the window. Yet my favorite acting moment of the entire movie is Dillane's quiet sadness, grief and finally acceptance in aforementioned train station sequence.

    He follows Virgina there and she starts yelling that she wants to leave the countryside and go back to London. She feels alive there but Leonard knows that if they go, her health will deteriorate as in the past, surrounded by the chaos of London, Virgina tried to kill herself. He knows that if they go his beloved wife may - and most likely will - try it again, but he also sees how unhappy she is in their current home.
    You can see him clearly battling with decision - his wife is not well and she is not fit to decide what will be better for her in the long run. But he sees her unhappiness and it hurts him. It is a choice between keeping her safe and in anguish and making her happy and fearing losing her on daily basis. But since he loves her so much he agrees to go.

    The power of Dillane's acting is so immense he doesn't need to say a word to convey just what goes through Leonard's head in this very moment.. It is also reflected in Nicole Kidman's eyes - she sees this man who loves her so much he is even willing to let her go, putting her happiness before his.
    As wonderful as the performances of the actresses were here, I don't think they would work nearly as well without the fine actors helping them build their characters, show the incredible range of emotions and put everything in perspective. Would Streep create such an amazing work without Ed Harris? Would Julianne Moore's sadness be portrayed so incredibly without John C. Reilly's joy in the contrast? Would Kidman create her Academy Award winning performance so well without Dillane? I'm convinced the answer to those questions is no.

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    Man of Steel

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    In the immortal words of legendary Aldous Snow from Forgetting Sarah Marshal - "Awful bloody movie". I was left with a number of reflections other than this one as soon as the end credits of the new Superman movie Man of Steel came up on screen -  how the hell can a movie with Henry Cavill 1. shirtless 2. in a tight suit be so dull? How in the world Adams and Cavill had zero chemistry? Why did they make Diane Lane look like a homeless person? But among those questions there was also one request - don't ever let Zack Snyder direct a movie again.

    I don't really have high standards or crazy expectations for a movie like this. All I need is even a cliche romance story, as long as it has chemistry, some humour, and explosions and ridiculous plot devices in moderation. Man of Steel fails on all the three fields.
    Let's start with the romance. Watching Amy Adams and Henry Cavill together was like staring at two siblings who don't even like each other's company. How the hell did that happen? I imagine when Cavill enters a room women's panties just fly off and start circling the Earth from the sheer excitement. As for Adams she is just lovable. Still, I was relieved when these two kissed because a superhero movie without a kiss would be too odd for me to handle. However the kiss just came off so awkward. I have to blame Snyder here because these two are much better and capable than that and he directed their scenes so poorly any chemistry died because of his meddling.

    There is no humour in the movie. Well, no intentional humour anyways. The only funny bit, which was also shown in most trailers for the movie, happens 3 minutes before the end of the film with the female officer saying she thinks Superman is hot. That's it. Everything is so dead serious - considering the amount of silly or just plain laughable events in the film the tone really should have been much lighter.
    But all of those would have made for somewhat enjoyable movie if the story was interesting. But it's not. We open with ridiculously long (20 minutes!) sequence on Krypton which is filled with people who look like just escaped from Phantom Manace and some sort of space dinosaurs randomly running and flying around in the background. I knew right then that this is not a good sign.

    It gets worse - I can buy a lot of stuff and I have no problem with films like Avengers with alien invasions or even Thor with other dimension kingdoms in space, but there were times during Man of Steel I actually laughed out loud.  Take for instance the scene where General Zod (main antagonist of the movie) requires that Lois Lane is brought on his ship with Superman. Why? Well, because the plot requires Lois to be there, But do we get explanation as to why she is there other than for even more exposition dialogue? No.
    But it's the twister scene that takes the prize. Oh, sweet baby Jesus. Several scenes before that moment we see Clark as a teenage boy pushing the bus from the bottom of the river, with kids seeing what he does and even the mother of one of them visiting the Kents to talk to them about it. But when years later the Kents drive right into tornado (!!!!) papa Kent gesticulates to Clark not to save him because "God forbid people realize who he is". What the hell have I just watch?

    The tornado bit is just one of the many disasters Clark is conveniently near of. Also for the life of me I don't understand why out of all the possible ideas out there they went with the ridiculous alien invasion plot. There is nothing wrong with the classic Clark Kent working at Daily Planet/saving people story. Here they altered whole bunch of crap just to justify the invasion plot that ended with the biggest, loudest and dullest third act of the action movie I've seen since....you know what I cannot even remember when.
    As enjoyable as hearing Henry Cavill say the words "I can do things other people can't" to Amy Adams was, I really didn't like that they altered the first meeting of Lois and Clark. The charming and fun part of these type of movies is that the main chick falls both for the ordinary guy and the hero he is underneath. Here it's completely lost but maybe it's good because to see those two lack chemistry in two relationships would be even more terrible to witness.

    I have to mention my favorite plot device in the movie - favorite because I kid you not I'll be laughing at this one for years to come. Russel Crowe's Jor-El (Superman's dad) dies in the beginning of the movie. But do not worry - whenever anyone puts this space crap with S on it into random holes on space ships he appears to help our heroes with their troubles.
    Don't know the family history? Russel is there to help you. Don't know how to fly the ship? Russel is there to help you. The chick you hope to score with is falling out of the ship? Russel actually did tell her to get into capsule hence she is falling in the first place but never fear - he will deliver some soapy lines and send you after her. After all she is just approaching the planet with super-speed but there is time for chit chat and cool slow-mo shot of Superman spinning before he launches after her.

    Russel deus ex machina space ghost Crowe plot device was so random, if at any point he would yell "And I'm JAVEEEEERT!" I would not be surprised.
    I have to give the props to Crowe, though, because he managed to do a good job even if every single situation we see him in was like straight from parody movie. Laurence Fishbourne is also doing well as Lois Lane's editor as does Chrisopher Meloni as one of the military guys - up until now I only knew this guy as one of the very few bright points of True Blood season 5.

    Amy Adams is convincing as witty, brave and nosy Lois Lane. As for Cavill this casting is one of the two things that worked so well in this movie that it actually kept me watching it. There were times during this film when I wondered if Cavill isn't actually a Superman in real life, sent to us from different planet. The man looks - and sounds - so ridiculously beautiful. Also it's wonderful to finally see him in high profile role, seeing how he almost got cast as Batman and James Bond in the past, but didn't have much luck in the end.
    Anyways, as I said, just terrific casting there. He is able to create really likable and not dull hero, who you can see has a very good heart and bravery, not only because he knows he can beat anyone, but even if he couldn't he would try to stand up for others and help them. And then there is eye candy element of it all - there were loud gasps of disappointment from female audience when he found a shirt and wore it.

    Diane Lane and Kevin Costner did a pretty good job as Superman's foster parents. In fact there is only one bad performance in this whole movie - and I never thought I would write these words - but Michael Shannon was just terrible. It was heartbreaking seeing a man of such talent deliver such atrocious performance.
    I am bitching a lot about this movie, but it's probably because there were literally 3 scenes I liked. Two scenes where Superman catches Lois and they are flying together - even if it was bit too CGI loaded and lacked certain kind of magic, let's face it, ladies - we would risk jumping off the building if there was a chance this guy would catch us. And then the last 5 minutes of the film were really fantastic - if the whole movie was like that it would be great. Those last minutes were lighter in tone, fun and had heart. Something 115 previous minutes lacked.

    As weird as it is that Superman was seen up close by a bunch of people in the movie and in the end his only disguise is glasses, I liked that 1. if they pick the story from there and in more traditional Superman story manner 2. they get an actual script 3. they get a different director for the film, the sequel may actually be enjoyable.
    But my favorite part of Man of Steel, other than Cavill just walking around and you know, being on screen, was Hans Zimmer's masterful score. This guy should score every movie out there. Not only did he gave us incredible and original Batman theme for Nolan's movies, he now gave us wonderful Superman theme. Hell, there is this 28-minute long track on score which is one of the most amazing things I've ever heard and is MUCH better than actual movie. The score for this movie is so fantastic If I were on Zimmer's place I'd send Snyder a box with dog poo in it for using my awesome music in such a movie.

    Speaking of Nolan, each promo for Man of Steel mentioned proudly how he is the producer of it. It was probably done so that people wouldn't freak out about Snyder directing it and instead said "Oh, well, Nolan is producing so it can't be bad". I don't know whether Nolan was just there on set laughing his ass off about Snyder's "directing" methods or just having a coffee and chatting with the cast, but as for actually supervising Snyder so he would do a good job....yeah, well he certainly didn't do that.

    Man of Steel is so overloaded with CGI and so slim on story you really can't hang on to anything there. The last hour of the movie is just explosions over and over again. At least Michael Bay's movies have some funny moments in it and they are occasionally fun. That was just dull. Hell, I even enjoyed Sucker Punch more than this.

    I felt relief twice during the movie. First time, when we saw the cute dog that was living with Mrs. Kent was fine. Second time when the end credits showed up on screen and I knew I could finally leave.

    Man of Steel 
    (2013, 143 min)
    Plot: A young itinerant worker is forced to confront his secret extraterrestrial heritage when Earth is invaded by members of his race.
    Director:Zack Snyder
    Writers: David S. Goyer
    Stars: Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Michael Shannon




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    (85) We have our Viper + links

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  • So, someone on tumblr put Lana Del Rey lyrics on Henry Cavill's gifsets. I want to cry it's so perfect.
  • And then further on my tumblr dashboard...
  • Ladies and Gentlemen, we have our Viper. Today the news broke that the role of Oberyn Marell, the "Red Viper" Prince of Dorne went to Pedro Pascal. I haven't seen this guy in anything but he definitely looks the part and I'm insanely glad the show runners didn't use fan suggestions, as I would hate to see Naveen Andrews in this role, or any other role in this show. I'm gonna have to see this dude in some of the shows he did because I'm really curious as his character is crazy charismatic and charming. Oberyn is so awesome, definitely my favorite new character since book 3. I'm sure this actor will be all sorts of naked as Oberyn is probably the most sexually adventurous person in the series and there is no way HBO executives won't take this opportunity. Littlefinger's brothel will be getting lots of silver and traffic this upcoming new season, let's just say that.
  • I cannot believe people are bitching about ethnicity now. A bunch of people imagined the Dornish to be Arabic and now that it looks they will be Hispanic on the show, they are freaking out. Martin himself said they are meant to be Hispanic. Why does everything has to be about skin color nowadays? Jesus Christ, I only care if the guy is talented. He could be fucking Scandinavian and I wouldn't care. Now a bunch of twats is going to bash HBO and his poor guy because he is not what they IMAGINED his character MAY look like. I'm ashamed to share a fan base with these people. Bryan Cogman himself (writer for the show) dropped by the comment section over at WiC just to write "Wow". Yep.
  • Another news about Game of Thrones this week was that the show has a new shooting location in Croatia. I'm hoping it's Dorne, because it would be fun to see that story on the show.
  • This week I've been doing A Song of Ice and Fire challenge on tumblr which was really fun. My favorite edit out of those I did this week was actually not the part of challenge - I made a set showing Cersei at her most human to showcast how much Lena Headey added to book counterpart.
  • Check out this clip of Idris Elba in Pacific Rim. Oh my God!
  •  I have finally managed to catch Gustav's epic jump on camera. He does this several times a day and then he just sits there observing the neighberhood. He is like Batman.
  • This week we finally got the first teaser for The Counselor. It looks fantastic, even though it's yet another of those trailers that lie to you, seeing how Pitt will be in the actual movie for 10 minutes, tops, and in the trailer he is featured as much as Fassbender is. I read the script for the movie some time ago, it was messy and hard to follow, but if they changed some stuff and threw out useless moments it can be great on screen. There is also this one moment in the trailer with Cameron Diaz on the hood of the car which suggests that a certain story Javier Bardem's character tells Fassbender will be actually shown. I have seen over 1000 movies, a bunch of TV series, I read many disturbing books. Let me tell you this right now - never before have I read something like this car moment. I'm not even sure if I know how it would work. I'm not sure if I want to know, honestly.
  • Iain Glen turned 52 years old this week. Actually half of GoT cast has birthdays in June. Anyways, here's hoping that Jorah finally scores in book 6 or 7.

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  • Soundtrack Wednesday - Man of Steel

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    Track: Man of Steel
    Artist: Hans Zimmer
    Movie: Man of Steel
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    This is the End

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    6 friends. One house. A party. A milky way. Apocalypse.

    Films about the end of the world are extremely popular in Hollywood lately - we either get big blockbuster movies, comedies or horror films about the subject. Some of those are really good like last year's Cabin in the Woods. And now we have new addition to the list of good end of the world movies - This is the End - hugely entertaining, hilarious comedy that I'm definitely going to rewatch many times.
    Jay Baruchel comes to LA to party with his good friend Seth Rogen. Rogen suggests they go to James Franco's house for a party that is happening there. When they arrive they are greeted by Jonah Hill, Craig Robinson and many other celebrities attending the party. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a huge hole appears in Franco's front yard and consumes most of his celebrity guests leaving Franco, Rogen, Robinson, Baruchel and Hill in the house.

    One of the things that is making the movie so funny is that these actors are playing themselves. They all appeared in recent popular comedies and apparently they are good friends in real life - the chemistry between them is excellent and you really get a feeling you are watching a bunch of friends partying and then trying to survive.
    If they played some invented characters it would still be fun, but the fact we are watching these actors essentially being themselves, having seen them in so many of their movies, only makes the film more entertaining. I mean come on - Michael Cera playing some character that is doing shit he does in this movie would still be funny, but given that it is Cera who you imagine is really shy and sweet in real life, this joke goes from funny to laugh-out-loud hilarious.

    It's also really awesome that these guys can laugh at themselves and each other - many of the popular complaints about these actors are featured in the movie. Seth Rogen co-wrote and co-directed the film yet there are many scenes with people saying he is a bad actor and he keeps doing the same things in his movies. And there are many jokes regarding Franco's pretentiousness, all of them spot-on and very funny.
    Though the film is a straight-up comedy and it features a lot of dick, urine and "rapey vibe" jokes, there are actually really clever bits thrown in - each of the guys represents one of the deadly sins, so it's not like the movie was completely lazy and they just threw random stuff in. There are many fun references too - not only to the movies these guys appeared in but also to the films like Armageddon, Rosemary's Baby and The Exorcist.

    After sleeping off the party the gang awakes and they discover scene-stealing Danny McBide eating all of their food and acting like a dick. The animosity between Franco and McBride was freaking hilarious and it led to the movie's best scene - the argument between them about the porno magazine and McBride having jizzed on it. This is really far from sophisticated humour, but who cares. This whole scene was so funny I couldn't stop laughing for several minutes after it happened.
    Some of the movie's best lines come from this hatred they have for each other and it was just hilarious. I haven't seen McBride in lots of movies but he was so funny here and he almost stole the show, but nobody really managed to do that because everyone was really great. Baruchel has the worst job as he has to play the decent person in all of this and Rogen visibly has trouble not to laugh many times during his scenes, but other than that I really can't complain about their acting.

    I'm usually annoyed by James Franco but he was really hysterical in this. He was so good playing more insane (or completely accurate?) version of himself - he didn't hit one false note through this whole movie. I love Craig Robinson - the guy is hilarious even if he has a little screen time like in Zack and Miri make a Porno and Pineapple Express and for me he was always one of the funniest parts of The Office. He is super funny here and his scream is hilarious.
    I adore Jonah Hill. Even if his movies are occasionally terrible, this guy always makes me laugh. Not just in his films - whenever I catch interviews with him in talk shows, I'm laughing like crazy. Hill is so funny here and he has some of the best lines in the movie. The fact he is an Academy Award nominated actor also gets some time devoted to it - "Hello, God. It's me. Jonah Hill. From Moneyball". Also it's simply priceless that in This is the End you get to see one Academy Award nominated actor chewing up milky way and spitting it into the mouth of another Academy Award nominated actor. You know, baby-bird style.

    The actors who appear briefly are all doing great job too - Emma Watson is really fun to watch as she robs the guys and keeps dropping the F bomb. Paul Rudd and Jason Segel have hilarious short cameos. You get to see Rhianna fall into gigantic fire pit. Then there is this one cameo, I won't reveal, with someone hiding beneath a leather mask - once that person is unmasked you will laugh like crazy.
    The cameos are so fun to spot that it is actually one of the many reasons to go back to this movie. Rogen said there is one split-second long cameo that nobody was able to spot yet. Some people who watched the movie said they saw Nicolas Cage, others say they spotted Miley Cyrus. I still have no idea who the secret cameo was so if you do, please let me know!

    Aforementioned Cera is just hilarious, even though he is only in beginning of the movie. Rogen stated that he was sure Cera will have some issues with what was expected of him, but he was shocked when Cera just went along with everything.  Then we have McLovin, who makes a short but memorable appearance. And then there is the ending which is just filled with many surprises. It's a shame Russell Brand didn't make an appearance, though. The closer to the ending the more CGI we see and I have to say for the comedy movie it was really well made. Definitely less annoying than CGI in Man of Steel, that's for sure.
    The rapport between these guys is so awesome it really makes this movie into something special. I really don't mind this new trend in comedy filled with weed, dick jokes and drugs because these guys make it funny. You can really see that they had fun making that movie - I love the story Jonah Hill shared on Conan recently - that in one particularly memorable scene he got really uncomfortable and he said to Rogen he won't do it unless it's Rogen in the costume, since he really trusts him. This is what friendship is. Trusting your friends enough to shot a freaking Rosemary's Baby rapey vibe scene.

    While This is the End didn't make me laugh as hard as Superbad and Forgetting Sarah Marshall did, it definitely was the funniest movie I've seen in a long time. And if Seth Rogen's line "Of course I'm smoking weed and drinking, I'm on a cleanse, I'm not psychotic!" won't become my favorite line of the year, I'll be shocked.

    This is the End(2013, 107 min)
    Plot:
    While attending a party at James Franco's house, Seth Rogen, Jay Baruchel and many other celebrities are faced with the apocalypse.
    Directors: Evan Goldberg, Seth Rogen
    Writers: Seth Rogen (screenplay), Evan Goldberg (screenplay), Jason Stone (based on the short film "Jay and Seth vs. The Apocalypse")
    Stars: James Franco, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen


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    (86) Sucks to be you, Ginger + links

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  • I caught up with first three episodes of True Blood 6. It's actually already better than season 5, but then again is it even possible for it to be worse than that? The show is definitely entertaining. I mean they have Rutger Hauer playing fairy king! This is fucking insane. And Alexander Skarsgard. Oh my God. Thy should do like a spin off of Eric being all Eric. Don't bother with the story, just have him seduce women and have sex with them. Oh, wait. That's porn.
  • I hope they won't kill off Jason. I love Jason, he is the funniest character in the show.
  • Apparently Henry Cavill is no longer dating Gina Carano. Now he is dating..Kaley Cuoco. Yep, the one from The Big Bang Theory. Remember when Chris and Ben met Jerry's wife in Parks and Rec? Well, it's like I'm Chris and Ben, Henry is Gail and Kaley is Jerry. And I'm all O_O.
  • Maisie Williams is ready for season 4 of Game of Thrones. Only 9 months to go....
  • Carice Van Houten tweeted this. She's killing us softly. 
  • Great news for those of you who love GoT and are attending this year's Comic Con in San Diego - not only there will be a panel for the show as usual but the guest list is insane - Emilia Clarke, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Michelle Fairley, Richard Madden and Peter Dinklage and obviously George R.R Martin among others. Do something for me if you will be there - when Madden enters the room just stand up and yell THE KING IN THE NORTH!!
  • Another terrific news is that Neil Marshall who directed The Descent and Blackwater episode will be directing season 4 finale which most likely means this is where the gigantic battle of season 4 will be. YEEEEY.
  • While doing my Game of Thrones challenge I got to favorite male costume category. Of course I did this. As if there was any way I wouldn't.
  • Two interesting trailers - first one for Lovelace which looks a bit like Boogie Nights which is always a good sign and also Seyfried and Stone look like they will be incredible in the movie, and the trailer for Burton & Taylor with Dominic West and Helena Bonham Carter playing the iconic couple.
  • Let's just post this for no reason at all:
  • In less exciting news, I got a chance to check out The Place Beyond the Pines. I found it to be really boring and forgettable. The film would have been much better if it focused on the second story and just dropped the other two. Also I bet 90% of Gosling fangirl population was pissed off about this movie.
  • I made a bunch of screencaps out of this one but halfway through the movie I decided not to review it, because I would probably fall asleep in the middle of writing the review. I cannot believe I'm saying this but even Blue Valentine, which I really disliked, was better than this. The only thing that kept me going was watching Bradley Cooper efforts to become assistant to district attorney in a way that made me laugh out loud. Cooper played a cop who 1. had law degree 2. passed the bar. You would think that since he went through this hell he would go and be a lawyer, but nah, he decided being a cop is better. I seriously couldn't stop laughing at the whole process of Cooper becoming assistant D.A. in this movie. Sad thing is, that it was probably less stressful than the regular route.
  • CAN"T Wait for new Lana's music video. She looks smoking hot on the set. I hope it's a video for Cola or American, I love those songs so much.
  • I actually managed to watch 4 movies this week which is more than I saw last month. In addition to Pines I saw new Evil Dead. I didn't eat for several hours because I heard the film is really gross and while I did not feel nauseous while watching it, I did felt faint during one particularly charming scene where one chick was cutting off her own arm. But this might have been due to low blood sugar or something. Anyways the film wasn't anything special but once again I was pissed off because the dog was killed. What the fuck. Just once I'd like to see a movie where all the people die and dog lives in the end. Like, he finds a dog food factory to live in and he has a nice lady friend dog and he is all happy. Fuck, I'd give this 10/10 because that would be the most unique ending in cinema history. I've seen so many on screen deaths of dogs because of this disturbing trend in Hollywood that I actually kept thinking "OMG, I hope Jonah's dog is fine" during This is the End. DO YOU SEE WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO ME WITH THIS?
  • I saw Spring Breakers and I really liked it, which kinda surprised me. I'll post the review on this one next week.
  • This is the End was another movie I saw and I loved it. I cannot tell you how many times in life I used Rogen's line about being on a cleanse but not being psychotic (in regards to smoking and drinking). The film was awesome and I still have no idea who and where was the split-second long cameo.
  • Still, the hardest I laughed this week was during watching an episode of Clueless Gamer which Conan O'Brien uses in his show from time to time. This time Conan reviewed Tomb Raider. Oh my God. When Lara got impaled I laughed for 10 minutes. I couldn't stop. Check out other episodes of this, they are hilarious especially when Conan falls in love with sexy chicks in games.

  • links:
    • Brittani shared her wishlist for Emmy nominations.
    • RorscharschReviews has a great review of Stoker
    • Jack wrote a great post about fascinating movie characters
    • Fogs asks about your favorite movies based on TV series
    • Alex made a list out of 10 best movies with the word "American" in title, just in time for the 4th of July.
    • Josh posted his ballot for the best films of 2013
    • m.brown wrote an awesome review of Hansel and Gretel which is no doubt 100 times better than an actual movie.
    If they do an adaptation of Fifty Shades of Greylike this, except with Rains of Castamere playing in the background, I'll actually see it. 

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    Visual Parallels: Somewhere + Earrings

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    Usually I come up with ideas for these fine posts myself, but once something is pointed out to me and makes me go "that's right" it would be a shame not to use it. Some time ago, Chris of moviesandsongs asked me if I'm planning to do parallels for Somewhere and Earrings. Having not seen Somewhere in a long time, the comparison between that one and Alex Withrow's debut film did not occur to me. But I've recently rewatched Somewhere and some of the similarities between them are just striking and not just when it comes to visual aspect.

    Alex himself says that the inspiration from Somewhere is definitely there in his movie, but unlike the influence from for example, Steve McQueen's Shame, it was completely unintentional. It seems to me that both him and Sofia Coppola managed to depict such heartbreaking hopelessness in a quite realistic way - what is more hopeless than being stuck in this limbo of boredom and just going through the motions, day after day, trying to numb the pain?

    While Earrings' runtime is only 30 minutes and Somewhere has many long scenes depicting stillness of its main character's existence there are only so many parallels to depict here but the real similarities lie in the main characters and their lifestyle - Somewhere centers around famous actor who despite all the money and all glamorous opportunities leads very sheltered life filled with one night stands, booze, sleeping and in general emptiness and boredom. Young woman who is the main heroine of Earrings shares that kind of lifestyle. They both harbour pain - whether it's something hard to specify and just the feeling of hopelessness in general, as depicted in Somewhere or a personal tragedy, a case shown in Earrings.

    There is also a striking similarity in the endings of these movies - the characters end on a hopeful path, walking (or running towards) better life.

     You can watch Earrings - HERE

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    Soundtrack Wednesday - Only God Forgives

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    Track: Sister, pt. 1
    Artist: Cliff Martinez
    Movie: Only God Forgives

    (87) A womanish husband is no use to anyone. And your servants! What a fuss! I think you feed them too much + links

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  • I've been rewatching Rome, which led me to making even more gifsets. The show is hugely entertaining but I stand by my opinion that it's really nowhere near GoT quality. That said, Atia would have destroyed Cersei. In fact, I'm kinda sure she would make her cry.
  • Polly Walker is just fascinating in the series and I cannot believe she didn't get any big profile roles after the show. I saw her in excellent Dark Harbor with Alan Rickman and she was fantastic there as well. I have never seen a character that is so cheerful while manipulating others as Atia is.
  • Polly would actually make a fine lady Merryweather on Game of Thrones. I imagine we will see that character in season 5, if the writers include her on the show. I think they definitely will as I don't think they will deprive themselves of the joy of seeing lesbian scenes including Cersei. Atia and Cersei conspiring and doing it. That would be something.
  • I'm not just perceptive when it comes to parallels - here are all the bits of foreshadowing in season 3 of GoT that I was able to spot.
  • Game of Thrones season 4 started filming this week. Apparently Sophie Turner and Maisie Williams are in one hotel together, because they keep making those adorable Vine videos. Arya and Sansa reunited!
  • HBO followed Game of Thrones with the show that features fairy vampires. Yes, I'm talking about True Blood.
  • What else will happen on the show? Will they cross fairies with food and Sookie will fight with glowing spaghetti next season? I would not be surprised if that happened. That said the show is still fun and I really liked that Sookie was so badass especially in the ending of the episode. That's so rare, as Sookie uses her brain every once in, like, 3 seasons. 
  • Fav moment of the episode - Rutger Hauer and Jason hiding in the bushes, with one shotgun attempting to kill the said fairy vampire.
  •  I went to ZOO this week. It was really fun, as I'm not there often because I need to find a babysitter for Gustav - dogs are not allowed in, which is wise because he would piss all the animals off with his barking. I really wanted to take pictures with lions and wolves, but it turns out we don't have lions in our zoo and the wolves were either hiding in the bushes or escaped because I could not spot them in their area. But I did see one donkey kick another donkey which was both hilarious and horrifying, a seal and baby kangaroo peeing and a lot of meerkats and those are so cute. I also saw actual black swans which was awesome.
  •   I didn't watch Wimbledon but seeing the gifs of Bradley Cooper and Gerard Butler reactions during it made me wish I did. Butler did more acting there than in his last movies.

  • As you probably read already the goddess Michelle Fairley has joined Suits. I'm still hopelessly stuck on episode 1x03 so I really need to rush through the rest of the series. The first promo for new season is a very cool Game of Thrones homage, seeing how Conleth Hill (Varys) is on Suits too. Fairley looks badass and I cannot wait to see the episodes with her.
  • Speaking of promos the marketing for Oldboy proceeded the alarmingly campy trailer with horrible poster. The trailer looks like one of those terrible action movies that they show on TV late at night on week days. The poster I can't even comment about. I'm sure Olsen will be great but that lousy attempt of humour at the end of the trailer is enough for me not to see this movie until I absolutely have to. I'm also not a big fan of Spike Lee, so there's that. 
  • First teaser for Mandela: Long Walk to Freedomwas released and it blows. Its just a field for 60 seconds of the teaser. Very soapy, cheesy stuff right there, hopefully the actual trailer will be good. 
  • Picture time - check out Amy Adams on the set of new Tim Burton movie Big Eyes and Cate Blanchett in one of the new stills from Woody Allen's Blue Jasmine. In the middle we have Chloe Moretz in Carrie remake. Hm. Carrie was supposed to be plain, right?? This is just an abomination.
  • EMMY nominations are upon us. I can sense I will be pissed off. I hope Fairley gets in but there is a big chance they will nominate Dinklage over Coster-Waldau because of this ridiculous "he was nominated before" policy. I'm sure Emmy voters do not realize this but the time to nominate (and reward) Dinklage will be for the next season where Tyrion will have his best scenes yet.
  • I don't know why I care, Mad Men winning 4 Outstanding Drama Series Emmys pretty much proves how stupid the Emmys are. Six Feet Under didn't win once and this won 4 times? Please. I'm not saying Mad Men is a bad show, but 4 wins? What? And let's not forget that one time Lost won over Six Feet Under and Deadwood. This is madness. 
  • I would do a post on Emmy screw-ups but I fear I may have a stroke while doing so.
  • In the movie world, Pacific Rim has hit the theatres. Unfortunately, I'm told Idris Elba is not shirtless in it. That is very disappointing.
  • Speaking of, I finally got a chance to see first two episodes of Luther season 3. Bad news is that Alice still haven't showed up. Good news is that season 3 is already better than season 2. The lovely Sienna Guillory has joined the cast and she has very good chemistry with Elba. On the other hand...who wouldn't?


  • links:
    • m.brown reviews World War Z
    • Every Monday Brittani writes awesome posts about the recent True Blood episodes. Here is the one about 6x04.
    • French Toast Sunday's Babe of the Week is Idris Elba. YEY!
    • Chris reviews This is the End
    • asrap virtuoso and Ruth review Pacific Rim
    • Alex shares an amazing list of best HBO movies.
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    10 TV actresses that deserve better careers

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    Underrated actresses. I bet every one of you could name at least 5 women who for you fit that category. But as I'm currently rewatching Rome and I'm, practically at any given month, rewatching Game of Thrones, I decided to create a sub-category - underrated TV actresses.

    I truly hope that the days when TV was considered inferior to movies are behind us. Hell, if I look at the movies nominated for Academy Awards last year and shows that are still airing like Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones and Homeland...it is TV that is actually superior. These actresses below deserve better roles in better projects they appeared in. More often than not the role I highlighted in this article was a big break for them, but sadly not much happened afterwards.

    as Elena Gilbert in The Vampire Dairies
    10. Nina Dobrev
    Granted, I have not seen The Vampire Diaries in a long time, but the episodes I saw were pretty fun and Dobrev was surprisingly great, considering the material she is working with - her character is just a little bit above Bella Swan, yet she is so much more interesting and much less annoying. She also gets to play a villain - Catherine - and she is pretty damn good doing that as well. One can't ignore the fact that she is also incredibly beautiful. The only other performance from her I've seen was a brief role in The Perks of Being a Wallflower and she was incredibly memorable there. She only has one movie lined up right now, which seems like a big waste of her talent.
    as Jenny Schecter in The L Word
    9. Mia Kirshner
    Lovely Mia Kirshner has been underrated her whole career - and it's really puzzling. When I see what crap she is nowadays, it's simply saddening - for example the sequel to 30 Days of Night. She was just splendid in The L Word (a show filled with very talented actresses) as well as in The Black Dahlia - hell, her performance in Brian De Palma's fiasco was so good it made the movie worth watching. She really should be getting better roles - she was only in a handful of 24 episodes yet her work there was so memorable I still remember most of her scenes.
    as Julia McNamara in Nip/Tuck
    8.Joely Richardson
    Richardson was one of the very few things that kept me watching the most disgusting show ever made - Nip/Tuck. It's amazing, but her performance almost kept the series somewhat grounded in reality. Richardson, daughter of amazing Vanessa Redgrave (who also appeared in several episodes of the show as Richardson's character's mother), also provided very warm and interesting turn as rarely portrayed Katherine Parr in 4th season of The Tudors. She appeared in Fincher's Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, but still, she deserves better and more prominent roles.
    as Alice Morgan in Luther
    7. Ruth Wilson
    As great as Idris Elba is in Luther, when you are watching it, you are just waiting for HER. Wilson is splendid as the TV's most adorable psychopath - brilliant, ruthless Alice Morgan who is also very charming, joyful and even playful. She was largely absent in season 2 of Luther which is actually my primary reason for considering season 2 to be the worst one in the series. Wilson was also splendid in BBC version of Jane Eyre (she was much better than Wasikowska, as good as Mia was) and she was one of the very few good things in last year's Anna Karenina. She currently can be seen in The Lone Ranger. Yeah. She deserves much better.
    as Trixie in Deadwood
    6. Paula Malcolmson
    This is the only actress on the list, whose name I actually had to look up, even though Deadwood is my second favorite series of all time. This alone should tell you that this woman should be in more good movies. She is in The Hunger Games, though. As Katniss's mother. Granted I only saw that movie once and I won't see it again, on account of it being really boring, but I cannot remember her at all which tells me it's not much of a role. And that's a shame, because her Trixie was the true heart of Deadwood. She created very interesting and likable character, despite the fact Trixie had a very difficult life and tough personality. I kept rooting for Trixie and it was admirable how she was able to survive and keep her good heart from being corrupted in such a brutal world. Interesting fact is that as Polly Walker, who is a bit higher on the list, she was also on the show Caprica, which I sadly haven't seen. She was also in two episodes of Lost, sharing screen with another lovely actress on the list, Evangeline Lilly.
    as Claire Fisher in Six Feet Under
    5. Lauren Ambrose
    Lauren's performance as Claire Fisher in HBO's Six Feet Under is one of my favorite TV performances of all time. Claire is also one of my favorite TV characters. Lauren is so talented and has such interesting beauty, yet her career didn't blossom as much as it should have. I read somewhere she focused on her family instead of her career, which is lovely and admirable but I still miss her. Recently she starred in TV movie Coma, which was awful but she was good in it and in a very memorable albeit not very ambitious turn in Wanderlust.
    as Kate Austen in Lost
    4.Evangeline Lilly 
    Things are turning around for Evangeline as she seems to have pretty major role in next two The Hobbit movies. Still, I cannot believe how long it took for her to get an important role in truly anticipated blockbuster. I know many people don't like Kate in Lost which sadly drives them to under appreciate Lilly's work there, but I always thought her performance was one of the better roles in the show. Even in awful season 6 she was consistently amazing. She did appear in Academy Award winning The Hurt Locker,, but her role there was very small. She also starred in big Reel Steel, but that's not exactly compelling material. Hopefully the fact she is in The Hobbit will send some good and interesting roles her way.
    as lady Catelyn Stark in Game of Thrones
    3. Michelle Fairley
    It is stunning to me that even though Fairley has been acting for 20 years it is only now that her time has finally come. Though we will no longer see her on Game of Thrones (wink wink to book readers - she is currently in Northern Ireland where the filming for season 4 started last week), where at least for me, she was the best in the cast, she has just joined TV series Suits and she seems to be playing a very interesting character there. Still, I must say that when I read the books I didn't much care about Catelyn, but Fairley's fierceness and this incredible sense of dignity, warmth and strength she projected onto her character made her into my favorite. Remember when she addressed all the men gathered in the inn and asked them to seize Tyrion and they all did just that, because of the respect they had for her? I was in love right there.
    as Atia of the Julii in Rome
    2. Polly Walker
    10 years after Rome aired and Polly Walker is still on TV, though in much worse shows. She was in Clash of the Titans, for about 5 minutes, and even when she landed a role in a show that wasn't awful, it got cancelled. Saddening, seeing how amazing her Atia was - Rome is one of those shows that should have never been cancelled,. Seriously how awful is HBO when it comes to handling money? Can't they hire accountants or something? Still, I'm grateful there is at least one fantastic movie with her (and Alan Rickman) called Dark Harbor. If you didn't see this one, I highly recommend it.
    as Queen Cersei Lannister in Game of Thrones
    1. Lena Headey
    Lena Headey has appeared in a number of TV series and films, but out of those only the quality of Game of Thrones truly matches her talent. In the show she plays ruthless Queen Cersei, the most villainous female in the series. I once wrote that George R.R. Martin gave us a villain, but it is Lena who gave us a person. Peter Dinklage even said that he thinks Lena understands Cersei more than Martin does - and it's tough to argue with that statement. In the books Cersei is just a villain - a very entertaining villain, yes - but she is pure evil. There are no shades of grey there. Whenever there is a room for vulnerability, Cersei cloaks herself in pride. In the show however, Headey gets to depict that vulnerability, weakness and pain. We don't see just a villain, but also a very lonely, bitter woman, loving mother and devoted daughter who looks up to her father. Headey is also seriously badass actress - she was just terrific in Dredd (a film that is much better than you might think) and as Sarah Connor in TV's Sarah Connor Chronicles. Why is it then that her future projects include what I suspect to be small parts in the sequel to 300 and Mortal Instruments?

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    Visual Parallels: Game of Thrones + Rome

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    Game of Thrones and Rome. Both excellent series from HBO, both highly expensive with huge ensemble casts and intricate and astonishing scale of production. But there are even more similarities between the two.

    Finding those when you set on searching for parallels was remarkably easy here because these two series have several key elements in common. In Game of Thrones we have cunning Cersei and in Rome we have manipulating Atia. They both take joy in winning when other lose, they both know great, adulterous passion and they are both prepared to do whatever it takes to survive. They also share love for their children which, most of the time, is the main motivation for their actions.

    There are even similar moments here - after Bran Stark is pushed off the tower by Jaime Lannister because he saw Cersei having sex with him, she visits his room and comforts his mother. In Rome there is a great war of pretending, lies, plots and murder attempts between Atia and Servilla. After Servilla is stripped naked and humiliated in public on Atia's orders, Atia visits her and pretends to be a wonderful and honest friend.

    There's also a younger rival - Octavian's wife for Atia and Margaery Tyrell, soon to marry Cersei's son, for the Lannister Queen. There are even similarities when it comes to the placement of Atia and Cersei in the shot - they are usually surrounded by darkness or by candles, leaving them next to the pure fire. We also see them smile only when something awful is happening and they are content of that, or throwing fake smiles when they are surrounded by people.

    In Rome Servilla commits suicide after losing her son Brutus. In Game of Thrones after Catelyn sees her son Robb die she stands there motionless, practically allowing one of the Freys to cut her throat. In Rome we have young and patriotic Octavian who wants to avenge his "father" Caesar. In Game of Thrones we have greatly respected Robb who wants to exact vengeance for his father's death.

    There are other similarities originating in the series' styles - they both feature a lot of sex and violence. Sometimes, though, the scenes were filmed in a very similar way, especially when we are being show the aftermath of a battle or the cut off heads of those who were particularly unlucky. We also get to see a person watch the body of someone whom they loved and who died being grotesquely paraded around.

    We have two beautiful, strong and brave queens - Daenerys, technically without the Throne as she is a part of abolished dynasty and Cleopatra, a puppet queen for the Romans. They both use seduction and at one point of the story they stand up to their douchbag brothers and take the claim to the throne away from them.

    There is one big similarity coming up, the assassination that is very much like famous killing of Caesar, but it's not until season 5 or 6 of Thrones.
    And finally, because I couldn't help myself:
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    (88) How dare you, Emmys? + link

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  • Emmys are fucking insane. Nominating Emilia Clarke over Michelle Fairley was the nail to the coffin filled with all the crazy shit they've done over the years. Nominating Dinklage over Waldau? Please. I think Dinklage is an absolute treasure and he sure acted the shit out of that wedding scene but it was Waldau's season. BY WHAT RIGHT DOES A WOLF JUDGE A LION?!?!? And he is not nominated?! What is happening? The man spent most of the season with mud in his ass. And you can't even nominate him?
  •  A number of nominations was good including Vera Farmiga and Sarah Paulson getting in, but overall the Emmys are bigger embarrassment than Academy Awards. This is just beyond me. It is worse than when Academy snubbed Fassbender. It's as if there was someone else with Fass in Shame and he got nominated over him, despite the performance being not nearly as good. How can someone, anyone, watch this season of Thrones and think Clarke was better and more deserving of  a nomination than Fairley? And it was Fairley's last season, fools!
  • I like Emilia as Daenerys, I do. But she is one of the weakest actresses on the show. Even the chick who played Ros was better. And to nominate her now and not for season 1?  This is such a lazy, lazy nomination. These people look at the show and they say "oh dragons and the imp" and here are the nominees. Thank God Dinklage submitted himself, though. The next obvious male choice is Kit Haringon. whom I actually consider to be better than Clarke in season 3, by the way.
  • And that's another fucking thing right there - Daenerys is not a supporting role. Daenerys is a leading role, especially on the show - they have finales about her, triumphing. Her journey is consistent since the beginning - to get home and get the throne, it's not all the scheming and changing circumstances like with the others. If there are any leads in the books it's Jon and even more so - Dany.
  • But all in all they've got 17 nominations - the most this year! This is lovely. I've seen several people write they think it will win best series but I don't think so. They still don't appreciate fantasy enough. If Michelle Fairley did what she did on Thrones in Mad Men or Homeland she wouldn't just get nominated. She would easily win. They notice Game of Thrones only because it transcends its genre and it's just too big and too important to ignore.
  • I will never forget, Emmys.
  • And where the hell is Ramin Djawadi's nomination for music? His scores for the show are better than most cinematic soundtracks I've heard and movie music is pretty much all I listen to.
  • But after all, Lena Headey wasn't nominated for her performance and Neil Marshall for directing last year, for Blackwater. Seriously. Neil Marshall wasn't nominated. So why am I still shocked? I guess because I thought when Emmy voters have quality fucking masterclass acting hit them in the face and guts they will know it. I was wrong.
  • Another show which received 17 nominations (for the second year in the row) is American Horror Story. Wow. I love that show but I would never expect the awards people to love it too.
  • Let's move on because there is a lot to write here.
  • This week we got amazing first trailer for Steve McQueen's 12 Years a Slave. Not only do my favorites in the cast - Michael Fassbender and Sarah Paulson - look absolutely fantastic, but the trailer features one of my all time favorite tracks - Journey to the Line. Look at Fassy go on that third gif. Good Lord!
  • We also got newThe Counselor trailer. We finally heard Diaz talk - the way she said her lines fits her character well, that kind of sinister tone is spot-on. Also I lost bladder control during this moment:
  • BBC Sherlock's Mycroft - Mark Gatiss - will be in season 4 of Game of Thrones. It seems he will play Mace Tyrell, Margaery and Loras's father. Very cool casting right there. I can't wait to hear who will be cast as Greyjoys, hopefully with Comic Con this weekend it will be announced.
  • Nicolas Winding Refn is a douche. Get this - in an interview he stated that after it was suggested to him he should hire Carey Mulligan to play a part in Drive he didn't want to even meet her because "she is a little fat, a little chubby". I have no words.
  • Luther season 3 only began and we are already on the finish line. The final episode of the season will air next week and....she is back!
  • I saw The Heat this week, thanks to m.brown's awesome review. It was actually really funny and that's probably because I love Melissa McCarthy. Buster from Arrested Development is in one hilarious scene where he gets busted for solicitation. The film is not as funny as This is the End but I found it very entertaining and I gave it 7/10
  • Rumour has it that there will be  a major death in an upcoming episode of True Blood. I really hope it's not Lafayette. He is one of the best characters. And it's not like that show is Thrones, where the deaths are actually important and lead to something. Most of this stuff is filler. Last episode was quite fun, though, mostly because of Anna Camp who is hilarious as Sarah Newlin.
  • This weekend I'll try to see The Conjuring which looks insanely scary and has Vera Farmiga in it. Hopefully no dogs die in this movie.

  • links:

    • Keith chooses 5 phenomenal movie hitmen
    • French Toast Sunday's Babe of the Week is the lovely Vera Farmiga
    • check out Brittani's awesome post on yesterday's Emmy nominations
    • Eric reviews The Way, Way Back
    • Josh made a list of Oscar Bombs of 2010s
    • The next addition to Alex's great In Character series is wonderful J.K. Simmons


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    Screaming Sunday - Evil Dead

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    Sati's movie rating - 65/100
    Plot:  David, his drug-using sister Mia and his friends Eric, Olivia and Natalie travel to an isolated cabin that belonged to his parents to spend a couple of days together. Mia promises to stop using drugs and Olivia, who is a nurse, promises to help Mia in her abstinence. They discover a hidden basement with witchcraft and the Book of the Dead, and Eric reads it and unintentionally summons an evil force. Mia, Olivia and Natalie are possessed by evil and Eric reads the book trying to learn how to destroy the demon.
    The heroes: Bunch of young people in the woods with protagonist Mia who is a drug addict.
    The antagonists: Demon from hell.
    What makes it so great?The film is a remake of old classic flick, which I sadly haven't seen. The remake is quite gripping, frightening and entertaining though I found it problematic since I'm given to understand the original was campy horror fun and this one went for genuine serious horror scares. That, combined with grotesque voice of the demon and a number of odd and crazy scenes (like a tree scene), seemed to be hit and miss in terms of general tone of the movie.
    Best scene: The final sequence with raining blood and a chainsaw.
    Oh-oh something's not right line:There was something in the woods, David... and I think it's in here with us... now.
    Morbid Trivia: If you take the first letters of the main characters David, Eric, Mia, Olivia and Natalie, the letters spell out DEMON.
    Scare factor: - 3/5 evil pumpkins - many jump scares and fairly creepy moments when the demon shows up.
    Gore factor: - 5/5 bloody Leatherfaces - this is one of the goriest movies I've ever seen - there is blood everywhere including the rain of blood in final sequence. The film used 70,000 gallons of fake blood. In an interview, Fede Alvarez, the film's director, said they used 50,000 gallons for the final scene alone. This is compared to the 200-300 gallons used in the original.
    Is there a twist? No.
    Hint: I'd recommend not eating before this one. Also don't watch it if you are in the woods with the goal of...enjoying the nature.
    Unsuitable for: People who plan on staying in the cabin any time soon. People who are planning an intervention for one of their friends.
    Repercussions: Fear of electric knives. Fear of basements. Fear of trees.

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    Let me say this upfront - I don't mind silly movies. Just few days ago I had a great time watching Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy in The Heat. It was dumb, but at least it wasn't boring. This is pretty much the minimum I ask of summer film - to entertain. So when I was checking my text messages during Pacific Rim, I knew that it failed for me.

    When I saw the trailer for Pacific Rim I knew I wanted to see that - it looked cool and Idris Elba, for whom I'd see anything, was in it. It also looked pretty unique, considering how it is Guillermo del Toro's film and he usually has something new or different to show to the audience. Well, unfortunately, Pacific Rim's silliness crossed the boundaries of my endurance and its potential uniqueness was beaten to death with the piling cliches.
    The plot is simple - one day monsters called Kaiju emerge from the sea and attack humans. Humans build big robots - Jaegers, to retaliate. The robots are controlled by two pilots, located inside them. The pilots have special helmets and through them they have a bond of memories etc. For some time it works and the threat seems to be gone - humans win more and more battles. And then Kajiu attack again.

    The main problem with Pacific Rim is the fact that the two main characters - Raleigh Beckett and Mako Mori - are less interesting than monsters (or robots) in this movie. They are so flat and so one-dimensional I couldn't give a crap about either of those two. Mako is played by Rinko Kikuchi who was lovely in Babel. Here she was absolutely awful. Such a wooden performance I felt like I was watching a puppet.
    Charlie Hunnan is not much better and it only takes you few episodes of Sons of Anarchy to realize this one is not much of a leading man material as it's very easy for others to steal his thunder. Well, there is not much of thunder to steal in the first place. Anyways, these two are supposed to have a bond which basically makes them better at fighting monsters - the stronger the bond, the better they do. Well, then it's a wonder their robot didn't fall on its ass and powered down immediately after it left the base, because I saw no chemistry there.

    The cast also includes Charlie Day and Ron Perlman in a subplot which I assume was meant to be humorous. Some of it is funny but by the time Kajiu umbilical cord showed up I was equally bored and grossed out. There's also Robert Kazinsky (currently a fairy vampire in season 6 of True Blood) playing a douchebag with an awful accent. In fact the only two people who managed to portray some real emotions were Max Martini and Idris Elba, but I'll get to him later.
    I have to say that the best performance in the movie was given by a little girl who played younger Mako in a flashback. Comparing to her most of the cast sucked. That flashback scene was actually the best part of the movie - this right there is what the movie should have been. Idris Elba's character finding that girl and being the film's lead. Especially, seeing how that relationship was the only believable and well established thing in the whole film. And how his character was the only interesting one and charismatic enough to keep you watching. That flashback scene was also the only moment in the whole film to have genuine emotions.

    Instead we got what was basically a 90-minute long setup to the conclusion you saw in every other big budget movie about Earth being endangered. Ooh, how exciting. And another problem - Kaijus. You would think that since this is a new kind of monster del Toro would give them a cool back story, right? Wrong. When we find out more about them it's even worse than if they just left it unexplained. Dinosaurs are mentioned at one point.

    Dinosaurs.
    The film has spectacular visual effects and fantastic score from Ramin Djawadi. The fights between the monsters and robots are very well done and many times I had this thought which I always have when I watch a movie with awesome visual effects "how did they even manage to do that?!". That said the designs aren't very imaginative - Kaiju look quite boring and not especially terrifying.

    On the other hand the editing blows big time - it's chaotic during fight scenes, which is not a big problem, but the transitions in more peaceful scenes are just jarring.

    That said, I have to compliment the movie for not falling apart 40 minutes before its end like most of summer blockbusters. It fell apart to pathetic pieces 20 minutes before its end. So that's still an achievement.
    Alright here come spoilers. They have Idris Elba's character blow himself up for humanity. AGAIN. When they started talking about detonating the reactor I was half-asleep but I awoke in terror and I said "what? AGAIN?!". It was like I moved back in time to a year ago when I was watching Prometheus (a much, much better movie in every conceivable way). All Elba was missing was a baseball cap and "HANDS UPPPPP!".

    This movie is supposed to be unique. And they have a black guy kill himself to save the humanity?

    No, no, no. Wait.

    They have the only interesting character kill himself? Woah, nice going. Well, at least now I don't have to watch a sequel, which probably won't happen either way seeing how the film is flopping all over the place.

    Is there a bigger cliche in this type of movies than heroic death that could have been avoided (they had fucking escape pods there)? Geeky science guy? Uncooperative government guys? Personal tragedy of the protagonist to get you to care about him? Check, check and check again.
    Pacific Rim is silly and boring and despite its impressive visual side and special effects it's really not worth your time. I have yet to see a good blockbuster film this year.

    I'll give this to that movie - at least the dog lived.

    And that's pretty damn unique in today's cinema.

    Pacific Rim (131 min, 2013)
    Plot: As a war between humankind and monstrous sea creatures wages on, a former pilot and a trainee are paired up to drive a seemingly obsolete special weapon in a desperate effort to save the world from the apocalypse.
    Director:Guillermo del Toro
    Writers: Travis Beacham (screenplay), Guillermo del Toro (screenplay)
    Stars:Charlie Hunnam, Idris Elba, Rinko Kikuchi

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    (89) Ah, Comic Con. Ah, Luther. + links

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  • I was going to open with Comic Con but something much more important happened - the flawless season (series?) finale to Luther. Oh, man. That was amazing, such a poetic and wonderful ending. Kudos to Ruth Wilson for her self control. I'd do so many things right there on that bridge.
  • That moment when Ian McKellen was each and every one of us.
  • Seriously though, Comic Con. God, If I ever managed to get there... This year they had Fassbender, Cavill and Game of Thrones panel. Oh!!! Fassy, I just wanna hold you.
  • We didn't get many answers during GoT panel but something really cool happened - Jason Momoa who played Khal Drogo in season 1 made a surprise appearance, got on stage and kissed Emilia Clarke. That was so cute!
  •  Michelle Fairley and Richard Madden were among the guests and it was so sweet because they received very warm welcome from the crowd.
  • Many actors there were very busy, doing not one but two panels, including Peter Dinklage who was promoting both Game of Thrones and new X-Men movie. We got a new cute anecdote about Dance:
  • Very fresh casting news - we know who will play Ellaria Sand, Red Viper's lover. It's none other than Rome's Indira Varma. So basically she played Idris's wife in Luther and now she is going to be on Game of Thrones. She is living my dream.
    Depiction of Indira Varma as Ellaria Sand (source)
  • So I've been doing the fangirl challenge on tumblr, because, well, why not. While doing so I realized that many people are only now getting to know Vera Farmiga's awesomeness because of The Conjuring. So I just wanna say - go see Nothing but the Truth because it's her best work and it's really underrated.
  • I saw The Hunt - it was very good and Mikkelsen really carried that movie. It is one of those films that makes me wish 99% of population of Earth evaporated and animals took over. The stupidity and the incompetence of the people who surrounded this poor man was just unnerving. And they killed a dog! I kept hoping this would end like Dogville and Mikkelsen will grab a machine gun and kill these people. I would have hoped he goes all Hannibal on them but I imagine morons don't taste good so that would be a waste of effort and frying pan.
  • I also saw Dead Silence which freaked the living shit out of me. Very good horror flick with fantastic twist in the end.
  • Finally got a chance to see Only God Forgives. It was as terrible as most people say, if not more so. Thin plot, barely any story, Gosling wandering around aimlessly, freaking out the whores... When he yelled I kinda think he secured Razzie nomination, at least for me he did. Overall it was just an extremely tedious movie, as was Oblivion though not as tedious as this one. At least it had some sort of story that could have make for more than 15 minute long movie, because if you would cut out all the pointless bullshit that would be the actual runtime of Only God Forgives.
  • Hands down the best movie I saw this week, actually this whole year, was The Conjuring. I liked it so much in fact, that the review for this one will be the first movie review on the Corner to feature animated gif as a main review picture. Yes, such a big honor for that film, me spending extra 5 minutes with photoshop. Seriously, though, the genre from which I saw the most movies is horror but this one is one of the best and the most terrifying. If you want to see really fantastic horror film go see it. Also if you have dolls in the house be prepared to throw them the fuck away after this one.
  • The Playlist recently did an article with their choices for Batman in Justice League. Richard Armitageis there. If he is Batman while Cavill is Superman and let's say they throw in Elba as Green Lantern I'll just...I can't even. I have no words except for that it would be the best thing ever. It would be like a reward for years of suffering if only it was a proper blockbuster with all of them shirtless and in 3D. Yes, I'm still pissed off about the wasted opportunity in Pacific Rim. Yes, I'll never forgive them for that.
  • While everyone is shitting themselves over all those Gravity trailers I still don't really care. What got me excited, though, is that my long-awaited Under the Skin is heading both to Venice and Toronto. If it's half as creepy as the book was, it's going to be awesome.
  • Some new stills from The Counselor emerged with Javier Bardem looking all sorts of crazy.
  • links:
    • m.brown enjoyed Spring Breakers (I knew he would) while Courtney and Mette wrote posts about it too.
    • Alex and Fogs review The Conjuring
    • Brittani shares her thoughts on Only God Forgives. I couldn't agree more.
    • Chris review Pacific Rim
    • Ruth chooses her top 10 of the first half of the year
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    Screaming Sunday - Dead Silence

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    Sati's movie rating - 74/100
    Plot:  Jamie Ashen (Ryan Kwanten) comes home to find his wife Lisa disfigured and dead in their apartment just minutes after a mysterious, not to mention creepy, package was left on their doorstep containing an old ventriloquist dummy. With no alibi, a detective is left to assume Jamie as the prime suspect. Driven by an old ghost story, Jamie returns to Ravens Fair, his old hometown to prove his innocence.
    The heroes: Ladies and gentlemen, it's Jason Stackhouse!
    The antagonists: Ventriloquist dummies and one scary, freaky, awesome villain that controls them.
    Best scene: The first night Jaime spends in a motel.
    Oh-oh something's not right line: If you go looking for answers, you just might find them.
    Morbid Trivia: During the climax, in the storage area with all 101 dolls, you can see Jigsaw's doll from the "Saw" films sitting on the floor, and Edgar Bergen's doll Charlie McCarthy on one of the shelves. The doll that Detective Lipton throws over his shoulder in this scene is a replica of ventriloquist Jimmy Nelson's doll, Danny O'Day. Fun fact #2 - watch out for Jigsaw doll in Warrens' special room with hunted objects in The Conjuring.
    What makes it so great? I found out that the movie existed by pure accident, when discussing Annabelle the doll from The Conjuring. Someone mentioned that James Wan, the director, also made a whole movie about creepy dolls. So that's how I found out about Dead Silence. I see the film has outrageously low rating on Rotten Tomatoes and that's just not right. Sure, the acting isn't the best (Good God, Donnie Walhberg sucks ass) and there are some cheap and grotesque effects but you know what? This is a really scary film. If someone told me they watched it and didn't get scared, I'd call that person a liar. And I don't mean all the jump scares and your usual horror tactics - the story of the villain and her whole pursuit of the main hero is genuinely frightening.Wan has some awesome imagery in his movies and this one is no exception - there are incredible set pieces here - a cemetery with 100 ventriloquist dummies buried there, old theatre, motel rooms with neon lights shining through the windows...many times I was actually reminded of all those lovely, charming moments that made me lose sleep whenever Bob would appear in Twin Peaks. Also it's commendable that someone finally took the old horror iconic item - a ventriloquist dummy - and made it into a freaky, eerie film.
    Scare factor: - 4/5 evil pumpkins - this is one freaky movie. You have a villain, who is creepy to begin with, appear in all those terrifying moments - even if you know she is going to be show up it's still absolutely horrifying when she does.
    Gore factor:- 2/5 bloody Leatherfaces - there isn't much blood, but the way the victims are killed and made to look like dolls is quite disturbing, though the effects there weren't very good. There is something quite disturbing happening in the very end of the movie too.
    Is there a twist? Yes and it's fucking awesome and insanely creepy. If you have a chance watch the alternate ending (it's on youtube) too as it clears some things up and it features even more of creepiness.
    Hint: Do not do a double feature of that one and The Conjuring. I did that and it is now the 9th day I was not able to sleep in the dark.
    Unsuitable for: People who have dolls in their house.
    Repercussions: I'm scared of dolls for life now.

    The CK’s Not-So-Secret Santa Review Swap - Visitor Q

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    Sometime ago I signed up for Nick's awesome blogathon - Secret Santa swap. This is a very cool idea as it was an opportunity for people to see the movie they wouldn't see otherwise. We were supposed to give one movie that will be assigned to random person in the poll and we got one to watch and review as well. I chose Dark Harbor, which is very underrated and then the e-mail from Nick came.

    See, this is just my luck. I'm shocked that I managed to survive 23 years on this Earth without a piano falling from the sky and landing on me. My point is that I got Visitor Q.

    I heard about that movie a whole bunch of times whenever "what is the sickest/most disturbing/most shocking film you ever seen?" topic was discussed.  Truth be told I had some major problems to actually find any pics in the movie I could use in the post. I narrowed it down to 2 and well, a poster, which actually features one of the most disturbing scenes in the movie. Not that the breastfeeding per se is disturbing, but when it's just adults involved or kids that are seriously past the age they should be breastfed, it's just one of the things that I find seriously bizarre in a very bad way.

    While I didn't enjoy the film all together as my threshold for creepy was crossed multiple times here, I was grateful that the film wasn't just sex scenes and crazy stuff - there was an actual plot (well, somewhat, still more plot than Only God Forgives, anyways) and there was humour in the movie, so that's good.

    OK, so I think I can just copy this plot summary from imdb because well, it will give you a vision of the craziness that is this movie "A father, who is a failed former television reporter tries to mount a documentary about violence and sex among youths. He proceeds to have sex with his daughter who is now a prostitute and films his son being humiliated and hit by classmates. "Q", a perfect stranger somehow gets involved and enter the bizarre family who's son beats his mom, who in turn is also a prostitute and a heroin addict."

    Now, if all of that would be told in straight manner that film would be even more controversial than it already is. Just as with American Psycho, you need humour here because the shit that is happening on the screen is so extreme the film needs something to balance it out. Some of it is really funny but the film has so many extreme scenes it's just hard to watch even if it's basically a comedy. A very, very dark comedy.

    The acting is very convincing and I don't think I want to know how much of the stuff that happens here was actually real. Point is that the actors really committed to the roles they were playing and that's admirable.

    Overall if you don't have problems with extreme stuff and you likeMiike's style you should check this one out.

    ...or if you are on some sort of cinematic quest where you wanna see seriously bizarre films, definitely watch this one.

    The Conjuring

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    I remember siting in the theatre more than a decade ago (God, I'm so freaking old...) and watching The Others. During one particularly intense jump scare, when the medium found the kids hiding in the closet, a woman who was sitting in the row few seats away from me jumped so high her popcorn fell out of the bucket. When I saw The Conjuring a woman in my row was weeping actual tears. It happened during the finale of the film and I'm not sure why it was, out of fear or because what was on the screen was so intense.

    I just wanna get it out of the way now - The Conjuring is one of the greatest horror films I have ever seen. It is a real deal, a true horror movie - based on tension, ambiance, strong characters. The film that has been in development for 20 years has everything you would want from horror movie - scares, creepiness and characters you feel for as well as the villain you are afraid of. And it has something more, something that makes for a real scare that is with you long after seeing a horror film - it tells the story that might have been real. Or should I say - it's easier to believe it is real than with most horror films' stories.
    It's hard to approach all the things one may think about when seeing The Conjuring because of the whole real/fictional combo. Some elements of it are indisputably real - the existence of those characters we see, of the house (which still exists and is actually inhabited as I write these words), of the person who is the main villain in the film - there is evidence she did in fact exist. But as for the haunting, the possession, the spirits? We only have these people's words and stories and it's your choice whether to believe it or not. Either way, this is a damn fine movie.

    The film tells the story of the haunting of the Perron family, who has moved into their dream home in Rhode Island in 1971. Fairly soon strange things started to happen - the family members would experience the feeling of invisible entity being next to them, even holding them, there would be strange scents in the house and the barn, the doors would open and shut on their own.
    The family sought the help of paranormal investigators, Ed and Lorraine Warren. The couple made frequent trips to the house to investigate the phenomena. Lorraine, a medium, discovered that there was a lot of spirits in the house but the main spirit that was tormenting the family was of the woman called Bathsheba, who was believed to be a witch. 

    There are many liberties the film is taking with the "real" story - the hanging of Bathsheba never happened, the Warrens never performed an exorcism, the dog wasn't harmed. All of those things are the embellishments of the story, but the interesting thing is that the members of Perron family and Lorraine Warren were involved in the making of the film, as the consultants for the crew and the cast and they say the film is pretty much accurate. So even if some things here are just Hollywood additions, the feeling of horror experienced in the house is real.
    Lorraine Warren is still alive, at 86 (she even has a cameo in the film, she is one of the people who attends the second lecture of the Warrens we see in the film). Her husband Ed died in 2006. Whether you truly believe in supernatural or not, these two are real people. It is really lovely how the dynamics between them is shown in the movie. They are married to one another but they are also partners in their quest of helping the innocent victims of hauntings and possessions. You can call the real people con artists, sure you can - but the way we see it in the film these two people gave the Perrons support and hope. Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga had lovely, respectful and loving chemistry and I really liked their characters.

    I love stories that have a couple like that - these two - and let's just talk about the movie depiction here - have made their marriage and partnership into the kind of shield against the evil forces. They both support each other and go through all of this together. It is especially admirable that they continue to help the innocent and anger the demonic forces in the process, even though they have a young daughter who, I imagine, they worried about constantly. But they knew things, they knew how to fight the demons. And instead of playing it safe, they decided to help those who needed their help.
    What I also loved about the film was the character of Lorraine. She is a true horror movie heroine. This is a woman who doesn't just believe the evil is out there. She knows it is there, waiting to strike those who least suspect it, because she has seen it with her own eyes. She continues to go to hell and back, expose herself, her mind and soul in the darkness to demons to help those who are unable to fight them.

    I loved that the sixth sense Lorraine is gifted with has strings attached to it. Each time she experiences visions she goes through a trauma, as all of us probably would not only realizing what is out there but actually seeing it. Still, she carries herself with such dignity and courage one can't help but admire her strength and kindness. I absolutely adore Vera Farmiga and she did a wonderful job here, giving her character a lot of fierceness but also vulnerability and incredible bravery in the face of the most horrible things.
    But Lorraine is not the only heroine of the story - we also have Carolyn Perron, who was the main victim of the haunting. She is played by Lili Taylor who is no stranger to the horror genre, having starred in The Haunting and the series Hemlock Grove. Taylor is a terrific actress who has taken on a number of interesting characters over the years (from Arizona Dream to Six Feet Under) and once again she brings in her A game here.

    Taylor has a tricky part here and without revealing too much, it's because she kinda has to play two different people in the movie. She is fantastic in both of these challenges and she successfully made me feel for character as well as being legitimately scared of her.
    The rest of the cast is very good - I'm not a big fan of Patrick Wilson, mostly because he usually plays assholes so convincingly, but he was very likable here. Ron Livingston did a good job as father of Perron family and all the kid actors were amazing, especially Joey King who was terrific in showing just how afraid she is of whatever it was her character was seeing.

    But perhaps what's most impressive about the movie is that it was made by James Wan, who gave us Saw. I have written previously, on the occasion of reviewing Insidious, how ironic it is that a guy who kicked off the whole torture porn craze managed to pull off great scares without a single drop of blood. Say what you want about Wan, but I find this guy to be unstoppable because each of his recent movies is better than the last.
    The Conjuring has many elements that are pretty much obligatory in horror movies, for some reason. We have weird music box, a child having a imaginary ghost friend, creepy basement, creepy tree, ghosts showing up in a mirror. But what we have here is also a bunch of stuff I've never seen in horror film - slow raising of the hair and then invisible ghost grabbing the girl by them and throwing her across the room, the sheet wrapping around the entity on its own and the blurry basement moment. Don't even ask me about that. I nearly shat myself.

    Another thing is that there are many things in the movie that are left to our imagination - many times in the film we don't see what the characters are seeing, we are only witnessing their reactions, the horror, crippling fear visible on their faces. We are left to imagine what they saw and that's the best thing to do in horror film, because there is nothing scarier then the creations of human imagination.
    What's worth noting is that the film goes against the tide and ridiculous trends of modern horror, especially with its ending, which was great. No twist, no gruesome evil triumph. Instead we got some hope, at last. We also got very cool reference to the most famous case Warrens investigated - Amityville.

    The aspect of the ending I appreciated the most, though, was the lack of the final jump scare before end credits roll in. This is the worst thing in modern horror. Forget the awful CGI, forget the silly twist. The jump scare in the end is the worst. Sinister had it and I knocked the whole point out of the grade. Fuck you, Sinister. What a way to ruin a decent movie. The Conjuring not only ends with an ending that finally gives its audience a room to breathe, it is actually quit unsettling without cheap gimmickry. The film's last shot suggests that the evil forces may be defeated for now, but they still exist. And the ending, beautiful quote (in the beginning of the review) is why it still ends on hopeful note.
    I don't particularly mind jump scares. They always work on me. Even if I'm absolutely certain something is about to jump on screen with creepy music in the background and I'm hiding behind my purse, hair, hands, my own sweat, I'll still jump when it happens. Yes, it's a horribly cheap trick. But sometimes it can be used in a creative way.

    Wan figured out how to do that in Insidious. In Saw and Dead Silence the jump scares, as effective (for me) as they were, were just littered all over the place. Each scary scene, each tense moment would end with those. But in Insidious the jump scares were used to dose the tension, to get your heart pumping because something even bigger was about to happen. Same goes for The Conjuring.
    There are only several of jump scares in the whole film and they are always followed by huge, intense sequence filled with genuine tension. The film's epic finale, featuring what I think is the best exorcism scene since The Exorcist, is just relentless at keeping you at the edge of your seat. It is fantastically done and it has emotional punch too, because the film established those characters so well.

    The beginning for the film was also memorable and actually one of the freakiest parts of the film. It was a terrific way to introduce us to the Warrens.We observe them during a lecture when they talk about their case - a case of Annabelle, the doll. This is another thing that is based on "real" events, except in reality Annabell was a Raggedy Ann doll. She is much scarier in the film and her scenes are very freaky. Seriously, what is up with Wan and the dolls?
    The film is beautifully shot and the score is quite unusual in its subtlety - funny thing is that Joseph Bishara who plays the demons both in Insidious and The Conjuring, also composed the music for both films and it is just so different. Insidious had one of the simplest, yet scariest scores I've heard in horrors and The Conjuring, while it still has plenty of creepy music, features beautiful tracks too, as there is a lot of warmth in the movie, mostly because of the family aspect of all of this.

    I feel the need to mention one major issue. There seem to be a group of people out there (including one of the actual movie critics) who expressed opinion that the movie - wait for it - justifies Salem witch trials. This is one of the most ridiculous statements I've heard about any film recently and the fact that an actual movie critic who I assume is getting paid for his opinions expressed such nonsense is very troubling. I also read that the film is "women hating propaganda" but that claim is so nonsensical I'm not even gonna dignify it with more than one line of text.
    That guy mentioned something about being a descendant of a woman killed during what I'd like to call one of the many things representatives of the Catholic Church should apologize for, on their knees, while beginning for forgiveness. To back up such an opinion (especially as baseless and poorly researched) by example of tragedy that actually happened is despicable. Let me ask you this - if a person shot 100 random people, for no reason and one of those people turned out to be a rapist, pedophile, murderer who deserved to die would you say that the actions of that person were justified regarding all of those 100 people?

    The film simply states that the woman who was a witch is the ghost haunting the family. Lorraine mentions that woman was on trial during Salem witch trials. On trial. Not killed in the result of the trial. They are not saying that all the killings that happened there should have happened. They are simply stating that this one case was actually involved with supernatural. In their opinion. Based on hearsay. If it actually happened. And it's a freaking movie.
    And let's dig deeper here. The woman was on trial and was found not guilty. In the real life she died an old woman. In the movie she hanged herself.  Lorraine mentions something about woman proclaiming she loved Satan. Most of pagan religions don't even recognize the existence of Satan. Holes all over the place and that's all right because it's a movie, but when we have those hysterics looking for deeper meanings, movie cliches are starting to get turned in twisted messages. Never mind that whether or not some of the woman were "guilty" (if it is even possible) or not is beside the point - Salem witch trials was genocide, pure and simple. Those trials were illegal in every way, the accused had no means of defending themselves and the proceedings were based on pure, disgusting hatred.

    And here is another thing - based on whether you believe in supernatural or not "based on real events" is a subjective term.So here is what is happening right now - people are picking up the parts of this movie as real and fake. They are simultaneously saying that the people who believe in ghosts are naive, that the Warrens are frauds and that the film is justifying witch trials because it is saying one woman was a witch and was on trial in Salem. You really can't have it both ways, folks.
    Another charming claim I hear is that the film is pro-catholic. Well, wow. Lorraine and Ed are Catholics and they say it would be better if the five Perron children were baptized. That's it. And the one priest we see is your typical catholic priest who is not in hurry to help the family because "they are not members of the church" while Lorraine and Ed keep asking him to help.

    The way I saw that film is that even with those terrible fucking cliches - let's kill a dog, let's say it's a witch and let's hang her because all witches are evil  (or in other words one of Hollywood's favorite caricatures) - the film was quite moving and profound tale of good versus evil, regardless of what religion you are. And I'd like to think that this is what people involved in the production were trying to do - make a good, scary and in the end actually uplifting horror film that shows the power of faith, whatever it is you believe in.
    While I'm always appalled by these caricatures of witches shown in all those horror films (worshipers of pagan religions are being continuously slandered by that, even if its not the intent) and I'm very much against Catholic Church as an institution, I have no problem whatsoever when the characters in the film are Catholics but they are good people. The Warrens didn't use their religion to preach hatred - they used their faith as the weapon against supernatural, evil forces and they saw past those things that one priest in the movie couldn't. They connected with the family they were helping which enabled them to win in the end.

    But really the only thing that should be talked about regarding the film is that The Conjuring is the finest horror film in a very long time.

    After I saw the film, I saw Dead Silence. And I don't know thanks to which one of those it was but as I sat in my room, reading about the Warrens, writing parts of the review, I felt a presence.

    Standing right behind me.

    The Conjuring
    (2013, 112 min)
    Plot: Paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren work to help a family terrorized by a dark presence in their farmhouse.
    Director:James Wan
    Writers: Chad Hayes, Carey Hayes
    Stars:Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson, Lili Taylor


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    (90) Good times, bad times + links

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  • The big thing that happened this week is American Hustle trailer. It looks really great, kinda like Casino meets Pulp Fiction. A lot of people are excited about Bale, but I've gotta be honest all that I see when I look at him is that yet again he is changing his appearance in drastic way. I'm very excited about Lawrence and especially Adams, they look great in the trailer.
  • Troubling news about Parks and Recreation. Rashida Jones and Rob Lowe are leaving the series in the middle of next season. This is a disaster. Jones's Ann was the most normal character in the show and she kept everything grounded, while Lowe's Chris was my second favorite character after Ron Swanson. It's going to be bloody tough for them to keep high quality now.
  • Bad news about Thor sequel. Not only we got....this poster which is a clear rip off of Iron Man 3 poster (Natalie and Chris look nice but everything else is shit) but apparently the film will also have to undergo reshoots. I kinda doubt the film will be released this year after all of that.
  • I didn't get a chance to see any films this week because I was up to my neck in legal acts and bar exam tests. This is so boring. I mean why the fuck do I have to learn about what penalty is there for using foreign country's flag during wartime? This is madness.
  • The only thing that was bringing me joy this week was rewatching The Thick of It, yet again.This is the funniest show I've ever seen. If I had the power to get people to watch one show or a movie, I'd choose this one.
  • I've also been catching up with Conan episodes. Aaron Paul is just adorable!
  • It's a real heat wave here this week so I'm giving Gustav a bath every few days. I don't blow dry his hair because it's so hot, so that's what happens:
  • We also have a new lady Yorkie in our building. It's so adorable when they play together. Gustav has this insane look on his face whenever he sees her. Kinda like I do, whenever I watch Luther.
  • Speaking of joy, I was bringing joy to tumblr and whoever is brave enough to check out the links to my edits I post on twitter. I gifed a particularly great moment between Idris Elba and Laura Linney in The Big C. Do you see what you missed Ridley? Do you see Guillermo? THAT in 3D would have killed. Literally. 
  • Rumour has it they want someone in their 40's to play the next Batman. I just hope people responsible for casting saw this:


  • links:
    • Ruth's choice for Batman is Richard Armitage and she has a lot of great points why he should be the next Caped Crusader. That post is just...delicious.
    • Brittani enjoyed Stoker
    • Rorschach and asrap virtuoso liked The Conjuring
    • Keith asks about your movie disappointments of the year
    • and finally, m.brown wrote a hilarious review for Safe Haven. Also - congratulations are in order because his baby girl was born this week!
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