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(109) Blue is the Warmest Color. After all, it's the color of Tom Hiddleston's eyes + links

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  • Yep. And I thought This is the End will actually win at Globes. Dammit. This is one boring Oscar season, by the way. Yes, some nominees are surprising but all in all you can predict the big winners right now. Blanchett is like Hathaway. Except I'm told she actually delivers great work, unlike Hathaway fishing for Oscars in Les Mis. Still hating that movie.
  • Thank God they nominated Idris. I'll have someone to stare at for all those hours. Clooney wasn't nominated but hopefully he'll be there. I need my eye candy close to the stage.
  • Do you guys like the new even more retro blog design and review collages?
  • I saw Step Brothers this week. The film was so-so but damn, Adam Scott and Richard Jenkins were hilarious. Jenkins just killed it in that movie "You know what I've got for Christmas? A crushed soul!". The man needs to be in more comedies. I almost want to see A.C.O.D just for him. Also Kathryn Hahn is so funny.
  • I'm having Hiddles fever
  • Only Lovers Left Alive, from which the glorious gif on the right is from, premieres here on Valentine's Day. This is perfect.
  • I'm gonna use this Step Brothers gif now:
  • Recommend me films with this man. A lot of them. I saw a bit of Deep Blue Sea but after the sex scene I passed out a little so I'm gonna check out the rest of the movie this weekend.
  • Let's feature a gif of Richard Armitage talking about microphone that looks like a lollipop.Armitage is always so adorably confused by pretty much everything around him. He's also so happy. Like a kid on Christmas.
  • I swear the penis-shaped food thing is not intended as the theme of this post.
  • Still with me? OK. 
  • This week I was very jealous of Oprah and Kate Middleton.  They got to meet Idris Elba. Duchess Kate's expression is accurate and appropriate.
  • Look at these adorable idiots:
  • In other news, Madison Montgomery's Surprise, bitch from last week's American Horror Story has become a MASSIVE internet meme
  • Capaldi wins everything, even in meme terms.
  • The new Godzilla trailer is pretty cool. As for Nolan's Interstellar trailer it looks good and Zimmer's trailer music is incredible.
  • I often forget how funny Christian Bale can be:
  • Hopefully Jesus Bale will make an appearance on Globes again.
  • While I still haven't seen American Hustle, I did see Blue is the Warmest Color, which was wonderful. Adele *last name impossible to spell* was fantastic, it's a true shame she wasn't nominated for big awards just because she is not a bigger star. The film is my #2 of the year so far, right after Gravity.

  • links:
    • Brittani and Ruth share their thoughts on Golden Globes nominations
    • Nika reviews Blue is the Warmest Color
    • Vinnieh reviews hugely underrated He Loves me, He Loves me not
    • Chris wonders if Gravity's brilliance is actually depressing for us movie goers
    • Alex chooses 5 best performances from Samuel L. Jackson
    • karamelkinema reviews The Counselor
    • Alex Thomas and Anna review American Hustle
    • m.brown reviews bitchin'Thor: The Dark World
     
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    First footage from Game of Thrones season 4!

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    For me Christmas sure came early today in the form of 6 second look on new season of Game of Thrones. Yes, 6 seconds. I'm that easy to please. Well, when it comes to Thrones. Imagine being washed ashore for 6 fucking months and this being your first drop of drinking water. This is what I'm going through when Thrones is not on air and there are no leaks from the set.

    The better quality video should drop in several hours but obviously, I cannot wait.

    (slight spoilers)

    The first gif shows Tyrion in chains on his way to his trial, which will be awesome and Dinklage is going to kill it.

    Next we have Meereen, or more specifically its Champion. Meereen is the next city that Daenerys tries to conquer:

    And here is a glimpse of the Purple Wedding, Joffrey's wedding to Margaery Tyrell. The wedding episode is scripted by George R.R. Martin, who will have a cameo there for the first time in the series. The episode will also feature members of Sigur Ros, most likely playing the part of wedding band. Purple Wedding will happen in episode 2 of season 4.

    And finally, Jaime and Sansa:

    Sansa appears to be at Eyrie. She also appears to have red hair, which suggest we won't see dark haired Sophie Turner this season.

    Now, the look at Jaime is the most awesome. He is there as the commander of Kinsguard, he has shorter hair and A GOLDEN hand!



    The air date for the premiere is still not confirmed, but it's either the very end of March or beginning of April 2014.

    (gifs via here)

    UPDATE: High quality screencaps:

    Sarah Paulson Appreciation

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    Sarah Catharine Paulson
    17 December 1974 , Tampa, Florida, USA

    I was constantly, always and forever, trying to perform the musical Annie for anyone who would listen, and I have a terrible singing voice. It was the first thing that made me think I wanted to be an actress.

    Today is 39th birthday of the lovely and extraordinarily talented Sarah Paulson. Paulson has been appearing in many movies and TV productions for years now, delivering excellent work, but it's only now with the success of American Horror Story that she is finally having hear big break.

    Paulson has been excellent in movies like Martha Marcy May Marlene,Game Change and Mud. For me she was a true spotlight thief in 12 Years a Slave - yet it seems that it's her performance that won't get deserved accolades during this Oscar season.

    Sarah starred in one of my all time favorite shows - Deadwood. Now she has appeared in all three seasons of American Horror Story - Murder House, in which she played feisty medium, Asylum, where she was tortured and ambitious journalist Lana Winters and Coven, where she plays Cordelia Foxx, headmistress of the Academy for young witches.

    Paulson brings so much to her character - some of them like Billie Dean (Murder House) only need to show up in few scenes to be completely unforgettable. She has such amazing charisma and she gives the women she plays many layers - as awful as her character is in 12 Years a Slave you can see that part of her rage and cruelty comes from her rejection and broken heart.

    But Sarah's best performance by far and one of my all time favorites performances is her work in Asylum - her Lana Winters goes through horrific journey and Paulson strikes all the right notes in her performance. Hope, ambition, vulnerability, fear, compassion, determination. She makes her Lana so complex and so iconic.



    5 favorite films:
    • Deadwood
    • Mud
    • 12 Years a Slave
    • American Horror Story: Coven
    • Game Change
    5 favorite performances:
    • American Horror Story: Asylum
    • 12 Years a Slave
    • Game Change
    • Nip/Tuck
    •  American Horror Story: Coven
    8 fun facts:
    • Partnered with Broadway actress Cherry Jones.(2005 - 2009) They split amicably in 2009.
    • Studied acting at the American Academy of Dramatic Arts in New York City.
    • Made her professional debut at 12 in an Off-Broadway play.
    • Jessica Lange was her favorite actress while growing up, and she appeared with Lange in a revival of Tennessee Williams' The Glass Menagerie in 2005.
    • Portrayed a young Ellis Grey, Meredith Grey's mother, in flashback scenes of a 2010 episode of Grey's Anatomy.
    • While on the The Late Show with David Letterman, she admitted that she's a hypochondriac and gets anxious while flying.
    • Does impressions, including those of Holly Hunter, Kathleen Turner and a dolphin.
    • In an interview with Hollywood.TV, she said the secret of success in Hollywood is to "not take any of it too seriously," and admitted that she stays grounded thanks to therapy.
    American Horror Story: Coven
    12 Years a Slave
    American Horror Story: Murder House
    Nip/Tuck
    Deadwood
    American Horror Story: Coven
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    Blue is the Warmest Color

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    (spoilers)

    The search for your identity. First love. The yearning to belong. Those are the themes explored in beautiful, melancholic and highly controversial Blue is the Warmest Color. The film is a remarkable work of art - it's 3 hours long and it follows its heroine so closely we are face to face with her for most of the film. You really feel like you are right there with Adele, locked in with all of her confusion and loneliness.

    Adele is seventeen years old. She is a normal teenage girl - she has dumb friends who urge her to date a boy who keeps looking at her, she eats dinners with her parents, she has slight eating disorder. Adele loves to read and is somewhat mysterious, clearly being more mature and refined than her annoying girlfriends.
    One day, while on the street, Adele passes a blue haired girl. The girl gets under Adele's skin and Adele can't stop thinking about her. One night Adele, almost sleepwalking towards what she thinks she wants, wanders into a lesbian bar - her only clue about the blue-haired girl being that she had her arm wrapped around the another woman. Adele finally finds her there - it turns out that mysterious girl is older than her and her name is Emma. Emma takes interest in Adele and is protective of her in the bar. She asks what high school Adele goes to and pretty soon she shows up there to talk to Adele again.

    When I first heard about this movie I was sure that this is your regular forbidden love kind of deal, just most closely portrayed. I was under impression that this film will focus on the fact gay people have to hide, even in today's world. While apparently it almost was that movie (the scene where Adele's parents kick her out for being with Emma wasn't used in theatrical cut), it turned out to be something different.
    For one thing, I didn't see Adele as a lesbian. I just think she was...young. I don't believe in labeling people when they are this young and they have absolutely no idea who they are. Adele tries dating a boy from her school. We see a sex scene between them. There clearly is some passion there but something is missing. Some time later a girl from Adele's school spontaneously kisses her. Adele enjoys it. This is probably one of the reasons why she went after Emma.

    I think something Adele's teacher said about love at first sight and catching a glimpse of someone on the street is another thing that made Adele look for Emma. Adele is influenced by what she hears in class, she is young and impressionable. When you forget about 'she is a lesbian' label the fact that later on Adele makes love to a man makes things much more clear.
    I sympathized with Adele. She was smart, compassionate and she appeared to be a good person. She wanted to give herself to love, even though it wasn't the easiest thing. She had the guts to go after what she wanted and she defended Emma's honor, only after two conversations with her, when her awful friends started yelling homophobic remarks (Adele's friends were one of the most reprehensible morons I've seen in this year's films, they should move to the village from The Hunt and that fucking village should burn down).

    As for Emma...I didn't like her from the start. There was something selfish and sinister about her. Emma is older than Adele, but she pursues her. She is in a relationship with someone for several years, yet when Adele kisses her Emma doesn't stop her. Emma lives off the girls she is with - she treats them like muses and when something more suitable comes along, she leaves them.
    The more we saw of Emma the more I detested her. During the party Adele prepares for her Emma ignores her completely, even though Adele posed for her paintings. After the party Emma shows absolutely no interest in Adele, as if she was a husband from the 50's. Then she spends less and less time with her, stops bothering sharing her life with her, pushes her away.

    Then she has the audacity to call Adele a slut after she cheats on her. While cheating is almost always inexcusable, here I was on Adele's side. Especially that it was so convenient for Emma, who saw an opportunity to get ahead by being with Lise, someone well connected in art world. I saw Emma as someone who used young, confused girl, changed her life to play to her tune and then threw her away.
    Unfortunately for Adele, this was something she thought was love. I did not see it as love for a second, because of Emma's cold and calculative personality. After the break up, Adele falls into deep depression. After seeing the movie I read the synopsis for the graphic novel which the movie was based on. I'm so happy the film's ending differed from it - in the novel Adele becomes addicted to pills because of Emma breaking up with her and then dies because of her addiction. I found this ending to be overly dramatic and highly unlikely. Adele seemed stronger than that. She had the ability to adapt. She had curiosity. People like that don't give up this easily.

    This film really feels like a journey. First I was rooting for Adele to be with Emma. I was happy when she kissed her.. I was happy when Emma showed her a bit of her life and tried to connect with her. Then after things started to fall apart I was rooting for Adele to be either with the actor who talked to her during the party or one of the colleagues from the school. What began as a romance movie started to become a glimpse into someone's life.
    The film's best aspect is how realistic and natural it feels. It's not a fairytale - there are way too many red flags for Adele and Emma from the start. The hostile environment (Adele's friends, Emma's lesbian colleagues in the bar), the difference in lifestyle - Emma has ridiculous fantasy about being an artist, Adele wants to be a teacher - something not glamorous, but something she wants and accomplishes, whereas Emma ends up basically betraying herself and her feelings for Adele just to stay above the water.

    The film uses parallel scenes to establish those differences - when Adele comes over to lesbian bar she is the odd one there, while Emma stands out visibly when she appears in front of Adele's school. During the family dinner in Adele's house everyone eats simple spaghetti and Adele's parents are shocked about Emma's plans to become an artist. Meanwhile, in Emma's house Adele, is served oysters and white wine and Emma's parents encourage her to find her artistic side.
    I sided with Adele's folks and her and her pragmatism instantly. The group I really hate is the wannabe writers, painters, whatever, who look down on people with real jobs because they are convinced they are so talented they will be able to leave off their 'work' because they are so damn special. Emma got her art show by pushing away someone who loved her. Yes, what a tremendous human being.

    There is a reason for why this film feels so natural - a good portion of the B-roll footage with Adèle Exarchopoulos that ended up being used are in fact of the actress when she was out of character. The camera would be on her when she ate and even when she slept on the train while they were on their way to set. Since during this footage people kept calling Exarchopoulos the name Adèle instead of Clementine, they agreed to have the main character's name changed to Adèle.
    Adèle Exarchopoulos is lovely and she does an amazing job. But here is my problem - this is the first movie I saw her in. How much of herself is there and how much of the movie Adele are we seeing? Especially considering all that material of her being herself being used - just how much acting is there? I was blown away with Exarchopoulos' ability to convey the passage of time with the slightest changes of her gestures and little things, but other than that I just don't know how much praise should be given to her talent because I have no idea where real Adele ended and the cinematic one began.

    In addition the actresses only read the script once. The director insisted that they forget what the script said line for line, and instead asked them to improvise their scenes and really let their actions and words come out naturally and as unforced as possible.This way truly everything in this film feels very realistic and extraordinary in its naturalism.

    One of the things that Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux (who is good, not great, as Emma) should be praised is their bravery. The film features 7-minute long sex scene between the two, shot so closely that two actresses had to wear prosthetic vaginas. Considering how Adele and Emma connect on carnal level I was in no way offended by the presence of this scene and I thought it was shot very well - the last time I saw bodies intertwined so beautifully was in Almodovar's Carne Tremula.

    I thought the film should have another sex scene - the one where Adele cheats on Emma. We saw her numb without Emma, we saw her passionate with her and I felt the journey was a bit incomplete without seeing how Adele connected to someone carnally after Emma. That said the penultimate scene between Emma and Adele was beautifully done and Adele's behaviour during the film's final sequence was just like the whole film - very realistic and hopeful. Adele is still on her journey.

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    (110) Hiddlestorm + links

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  • This week the first look on Game of Thrones season 4 was released so obviously I'm one happy bunny right now. Even though Sansa's hair is exactly like lady Catelyn's which is breaking my heart...
  • Khalessi Emilia Clarke is going to be new Sarah Connor in Terminator reboot. I was rooting for Brie Larson but I'll definitely check out how it turns out.
  • However thanks to the existence of Tom Hiddlestonthat teaser is the second best thing I saw this week after THIS
  •  For the love of God:
  • *makes incoherent noises*
  • *passes out*
  • WHERE ARE ALL THE MEN LIKE THAT?!
  • I saw The Deep Blue Sea. It was good but I didn't connect with Rachel Weisz's character. She is hitting that and she's depressed? I don't get women. I am one and I can tell you - we are insane.
  • As I mentioned last week Only Lovers Left Alive premieres here on Valentine's. Quick tumblr search of the gifs from the film revealed that Hiddles is all kinds of naked there. Apparently I'm getting ovary explosions for Valentine's.
  • OK let's stop, otherwise I'll die.
  •  I had pretty shitty job to do at work this week when I was researching the case where a woman ate something that was in her food in restaurant. Researching is usually really fun. It's not fun when you see what else people all over the world found in their food. Mouse in loaf of bread for example. I can't even.
  • That was some unpleasant shit to do so I watched a bunch of movies this week.
  • I saw Rush which was really good and very entertaining. After being bored out of my mind during 86-minute long Frances Ha, which felt at least 3x longer, I appreciate a movie that doesn't bore me. I don't understand why people complain about Hemsworth in this one - I thought he was really good. Bruhl was clearly the stand out, though, he was fantastic - really made me believe like I was watching real person there. Also Hans Zimmer's work in this one is so much above 12 Years of Slave score, yet he keeps getting nominations for the latter.
  • I also saw Trance which was so awesome. Sure, it was ridiculous and crazy and you had to switch off your brain but it was so much fun. The film's score was fantastic and Rosario Dawson was excellent. I should review this one soon.
  • I rewatched Death Becomes Her. It's such a hilarious movie. I cannot believe that Streep was nominated so many times yet she wasn't for this one - she was fantastic. Bruce Willis was also great, so funny. That film has my favorite ending of all time. It's so deliciously morbidly hilarious and clever.
  • Archer is coming back soon. This is the funniest show on TV. I cannot wait for the new season.
  • Apparently not only is Joaquin Phoenix giving interviews in talk shows but he also being considered for the part in Man of Steel 2. What the hell is going on? Is he high? Is he off his meds? Is it Invasions of Body Snatchers kind of a deal?
  • This is one of the many reasons I'm hoping Hannibal won't get cancelled after season 2.
  • And here is some naughty Richard Armitage:
  •  This happened during French premiere of The Wolf of Wall Street:
  • That chick is lucky she didn't come dressed as Oscar.
  • Anyways I finally decorated my lair and made it look all Christmassy. I placed the decorations on windowsill too which is the place Gustav usually naps on. He is mad. In the act of rebellion he sleeps in a weird position on the couch.
  • And finally here is the teaser poster for Hannibal season 2. Even though it doesn't feature Mads Mikkelsen it's pretty badass.

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    TDL's Alphabet Movie Meme

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    The lovely Katy of The Drama Llama has started a very cool blogathon. You get to answer questions starting with each letter of the alphabet with movie related answers. I made some small adjustments here and there. You can check her original post by clicking the picture above.

    Anticipating Movie of 2014


    I'm really looking forward to Maleficent. It's likely it will be another cash grab with annoying cutesy visuals like Oz or Alice in Wonderland but at the very last Angelina is going to ace it.

    Book Adaptation I'd Love To See


    I'd love to see Master and Margarita adapted in all its surrealistic splendor. It's such a great book and it would made for a wonderful movie, if done right.

    Celebrity I'd Most Like To Meet


    I LOVE YOU TOM HIDDLESTON AND YOU WOULD PROBABLY HUG ME CAUSE I'M CUTE AND I CAN DO THIS

    Dream Director/Actor Pairing


    Darren Aronofsky is fantastic and Vera Farmiga can do everything. Psychological thriller in the vain of Black Swan with her as the lead would be incredible. I hope Aronofsky goes back to doing thrillers because this whole let's-make-an-epic-film-now thing doesn't suit him as well as exploring human mind and its nightmares.

    Essential Classic Film


    There is simply no way they could make Carrie into a better movie than De Palma's version. It is a timeless masterpiece and one that was so inventive back then that still remains a marvelously well made movie today.The prom sequence remains one of the most stellar scenes I've seen.

    Favorite Film Franchise


    I really like all Harry Potter films and I could rewatch them very often. Filled with fantastic actors, amazing action and production values and with great story at the centre.

    Genre I Watch The Most


    Horror. I'm a masochist. I always jump and jump scares. I always freak out. Yet whenever new horror movie is out, sooner or later, I'll watch it.

    Hidden Gem


    That would be Dark Harbor, little known fantastic and atmospheric thriller with Alan Rickman and lovely Polly Walker. It's like something Bergman would have made.


    Important Moment in My Film Life


    Seeing Moulin Rouge in cinema. That movie sparked my love for films.

    Just Right Movie for A Rainy Day


    Snatch. It's so funny and entertaining, never fails to make me laugh no matter how often I see it.

    Kiddie Movie I Still Shamelessly Enjoy


    Sleeping Beauty. Mostly for Maleficent. She is just so awesome.

    Location I'd Most Like To Visit


    Asgard. I'd rule it with Loki and make it less bright and shiny. It's much too bright and shiny. No wonder poor thing snapped.

    Movie That I Know by Heart


    In the Loop. Fairly certain I know each line from that one.

    Netflix Movie I Actually Watched


    I don't have Netflix here but I do have TV with tons of movie stations I don't usually watch, I don't even know why. Anyways, I caught Cat on a Hot Tin Roof recently and I really liked it. It's in my Blind Spot 2014 list which I haven't publish yet.

    One Movie I Saw In Theaters More Than 1x


    Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. It was just so much fun.

    Preferred Place To Watch A New Movie


    Nothing beats the magic of cinema and the big screen.

    Quote that Inspires Me


    The only person standing in your way is you. If you forget about your imagined limitations, focus, work hard and put your heart and mind to things, you can achieve anything you want.


    Remakes (Friend or Foe?)


    Some remakes work (The Ring, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo) but I'm usually not a fan of idea. However I often given them a shot, but sometimes the first version is so good the attempt to remake it is doomed from the beginning.

    Snack I Enjoy Most


    I don't usually eat while watching movies but in cinema I do drink Coke.

    Twist That Boggled My Mind


    I was stunned. I did not see the twist in Atonement coming at all.

    Unapologetic Fanperson For:


    George Clooney. Unless he rapes a goat or something, I'm forever on his side.

    Very Excited For Award Show Season?


    I'm always excited even If I can predict who wins. It's just so much fun to watch the ceremonies and I try to watch them all live.

    Wish I Never Watched...


    Antichrist or any of Von Trier's movies with the exception of Melancholia which was uncharacteristically good.

    XXX Movie I Watched At A Really Young Age


    Se7en. I was 11 or something I guess. 

    Your latest movie-related obsession


    Classic horror flicks. The horror films today follow the same formula and fail to surprise, horrors back them had actually unique and freaky stuff in them.

    ZZZ-Catchers


    Tree of Life. Jesus H Christ. I never buy coffee in the cinema because it's ridiculously expensive but I truly believe if I hadn't and didn't drink it during this one I'd slip into a coma and never wake up.

    Merry Christmas!

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    Once again this time of year me and Gustav would like to wish you Merry Christmas, lots of joy, great gifts, tons of laughter and love.

    Let's celebrate once again with some cute puppies:



    Reluctant Patrick Bateman:



    Friends Christmas cheer:



    Tom Hiddleston tree ornament (IT EXISTS, YOU GUYS)



    and those presents (I call the third!!!!)




    Merry Christmas to all the readers of the Corner especially m.brown, Alex, Ruth, Brittani, Nikhat, Anna, MettelRay, Elina, Josh, Steven, Jack, Dan, Anna, KaramelKinema, Mark, Keith, Katy, Nick, Vinnieh, Andina, Sophia, Mette, Jack, Stephanie, Chris, Courtney and Tippi, Nostra, Alex Thomas, TheVern, Jaina, Eric, Chris, Ruth, Diana, Sophie, MsMariah, SDG, Armando, Nika, Pete Turner, asrap.virtuoso, whirlwind.supernova and the great guys and gals of FrenchToastCinema, 3Guys1Movie and TheLAMB as well as all of you fine folks over at tumblr, twitter and imdb.

    Unfortunately, I don't know you all as well as I'd like but some specific wishes - for Alex Withrow - patience and passion to finish his movie which we all are looking forward to, for M.Brown to have great Christmas with his lovely family, for Anna to send me some vibes from meeting Hiddles in Toronto and to have happiness and joy, for Nikhat to meet Benedict Cumberbatch as Anna met Hiddles so they could both battle who is jealous more and for her not to have to listen to marriage talk anymore, for Ruth to get tons of awesome new movies with Richard Armitage and for MettelRay and Elina to have great, joyful Christmas filled with movies, rest and happiness.

    For all of you to have more readers, more joy, more satisfaction, more movie love because of your fabulous, wonderful, amazing blogs!

    Let's hope that Christmas won't go as they would if George R.R. Martin wrote the event:

    Don Jon

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    I like Joseph Godon-Levitt. I wouldn't go as far as to call myself a fan of his, but he is a talented guy and he seems to be a likable, cool person. He has given us a lot of good performances in many great films - just recently in  Looper, The Dark Knight Rises and 50/50. And now he is trying his efforts in a new endeavor - writing and directing.

    Did his efforts pay off? Short answer - yes. Don Jon is an entertaining, lively film with many amusing and clever moments. It's fairly evident it's Levitt's first try at feature film making but it's a good movie. It could have been much better had the script had a bit more substance to it, but it's definitely worth seeing if what you are looking for is light fun. And some boobs.
    Don Jon is one of those many romantic comedies that tries to wrap itself in realities of our cynical world and say something insightful about it.. Jon is a guy who has a job - never mind what it is, as in most of those movies it doesn't matter - he has money, his own apartment he likes to clean obsessively. He has a family he loves and attends church with every Sunday. He has his buddies he hangs out with and since he is a good looking guy, it's not that hard for him to get chicks. In fact, it's very, very easy.

    Enter Barbara Sugarman (a dynamite Scarlett Johansson). Barbara is too smart for this game. She doesn't want sex, she wants a boyfriend. She wants the perfect romance, like the ones she saw in countless romantic films she loves to watch. Barbara is not looking for reality - she wants everything, every moment to be so perfect and so exquisite it could be a movie on its own.
    Joe wants the opposite of that, he just doesn't know it yet. Barbara is stuck in her bubble of romantic comedy fantasy - Joe is stuck in his unhealthy routine. He likes regular sex. But he likes something more - masturbating while watching porn. Hand holding and embraces are Barbara's fantasy. Cum shots and getting blow jobs are the fantasy that Joe has.

    Where Don Jon gets in trouble is when Levitt doesn't seem to know what exactly he wants to do with this story. Parody? Or insightful look at the life when reality meets fantasy and addiction becomes a big problem? The funniest the film is when it leans to the first one. The film's most hilarious moment involves Barbara walking in on Jon as he gets off to a porn flick. The argument that follows is one of the year's funniest scenes.
    However midway, Levitt introduces the character of Esther (Julianne Moore). We first meet Esther as she is weeping in front of the school both of them are taking courses at. Joe wants to have nothing to do with an older woman, who is crying in front of the building. Later Esther comes over to apologize and she notices Joe was watching porn on his phone. Plot twist - instead of being quiet about it Esther asks 'I'm sorry were you just watching two people fucking?"

    It's those quirky and unexpected moments where the movie works best and it works well a lot. Unfortunately, the progression of Esther story hits an unrealistic turn near the end. It's just a bit too much for me to buy - a guy who bangs girls looking like models being so interested in older woman that he dates her? Had they became friends after one instance of love making I thought the film could end on more realistic note and work better.
    After disastrous turn in Carrie, Moore provides sweet and understanding performance here. Unfortunately, I felt she was a bit too old for Levitt. It felt like she should be mother figure to him, especially after we find out she had a son and she does all does motherly things for Joe, like drawing him a bath. When they have sex it just felt a bit awkward, even disturbing. I know it's sounds terrible to write there is something off about older women and younger guy - there's not. But the film painted Esther and Joe more like mother/son and mentor/apprentice than possible lovers. The intimate scene between them feels jarring because of that.

    It's Esther that makes Joe realize he has a problem with compulsive porn watching. There is not much insight to his whole issue and he changes his ways pretty easily, so don't count on a deep movie about addiction here. Don Jon is at his best when it doesn't kid himself - it's a clever comedy, no more, no less.
    The film also provides impressive supporting roles from the members of Joe's family. Glenne Headly - who was the cute pediatrician on ER 20 years ago is charming and funny as Joe's protective and loving mother. Brie Larson plays interesting part of Joe's sister - she is constantly on her phone, she appears detached from the world but in the end she is the one that makes Joe see who Barbara really was. I thought it was very clever how Larson had only one scene in which she spoke but I wish the scene went on a bit longer than that.

    But the best part of the family is definitely Tony Danza as Joe's father. Danza was absolutely hilarious and he had effortless chemistry with everyone in the scenes with him. The family dinner scenes are some of the funniest and liveliest moments of the whole film and they reminded me a little of the quirky and loving family moments from Silver Linings Playbook.

    I admired Levitt's attention to detail - clever use of movie clips, ads and slogans as well as carefully planned nuances - like Barbara's hilariously infantile room. But it's still pretty clear Levitt has a lot to learn - the repetition gag works first several times, then it becomes tired. One can easily notice that first time director doesn't really know how long to keep focus on characters, events and situations.

    Still, it's a fairly promising first feature and it's definitely worth seeing - if you are looking for funny comedy with good performances, Don Jon won't disappoint you. Especially if you are a fan of Scarlett Johansson - the scene where she uses her sexuality to control Jon and moans in the hallway is bound to make you very happy. And crazy horny, I imagine.
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    (111) Ooh, don't open that door + links

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  • My tumblr lately is like Tom Hiddlestonexploded all over it. I also saw Avengers twice this month.
  • During the whole "I'm Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose" part I'm holding my chair cause I'm legit afraid I'm gonna fall over and die.
  • I'm also convinced if someone just hugged Loki all would be well.
  • Is he seriously not going to be in Avengers 2? He needs to be. I mean...come on....*incoherent fangirl noises*
  • Moving on for a second - I read Transcendence script this week.
  • It's pretty good. Most of the technical stuff, while far-fetched, is not that crazy, but then again I don't know that much about science. There is a pretty neat twist near the end but the very ending is quite cheap, it's very much like Inception with the whole let's make the ending unnecessarily ambiguous bullshit. My reaction to this ending was exactly like Gos's reaction to the lame wallet in Crazy Stupid Love.
  • Depp is not really going to shine, also I'm not sure he is right for this part. Rebecca Hall and Paul Bettany have some awesome parts to play, though. That said the film will be very much like Inception, so I'm sure it won't wow me, though I'm hoping the visual effects will be cool. So far I'm not impressed with what we saw in the trailer.
  • I'm desperately looking for Crimson Peak script - it seems Hiddles plays Mia Wasikowska's husband who gets to have kinky sex with the ghost of Jessica Chastain's character. God bless us everyone. Del Toro will direct this and after reading that this is what the film is going to feature I don't even care if it's going to be as atrocious as Mama. Although I'm not sure if it's even possible (m.brown will back me up on this)
  •  I have not seen a single episode of Doctor Who in my life (no, I don't live in a cave, I just watch so many shows it borders on madness already) but given my love for Capaldi and The Thick of It I cannot stop laughing at those:
  • I saw few films this week. One was Saving Mr. Banks which was really boring and sentimental, but at least the performances were good. Emma Thompson really made you believe she was the person she was playing, but I don't think she should be getting any nominations. Colin Farrell was excellent and Paul Giamatti was close to stealing the show from everyone.
  • I also saw Home Alone, because, well, it's Christmas, and Fruitvale Station. I thought the latter was mediocre. It's like the whole story was stretched to give more impact to the last scenes. And that dog scene was grossly exploitative. Front runner for my shame on you award of the year. While watching Saving Mr. Banks later I was horrified when I saw that the family had a dog and they were running to catch the train. I was like Oh, fuck, the dog will fall under the train, won't he? I'm getting fucking anxiety issues because of scenes like the one from Fruitvale Station.
  • I also saw Captain Phillips, which was crazy intense. Tom Hanks was really brilliant in this one.
  • I'm making my annual list already, as you may recall there are tons of categories. Loki and Clooney in Gravity are sweeping most of my fangirl categories while Gravity wins most of the rest. I still have several films to see - it looks like the only thing that may possibly dethrone Gravity from number one spot for me is Her, but I doubt it's going to happen, considering how mind blowing Gravity was. I'm also looking forward to American Hustle and The Wolf of Wall Street, the latter I'll hopefully see next weekend.
  • My Christmas was pretty good, I got lots of cash so I'm temporarily not in poverty anymore. What sucked is that I had to do something with my hair, so they wouldn't be like they normally are - which is to say the only thing that's missing are twigs entangled in them - and I had like 12 pins in my hair to hold them in place. My mother made Gustav wear red Christmas ribbon. I'm not sure what's more adorable - the picture of him posing reluctantly or Tom getting distracted during interviews:
  •  *incoherent noises intensify*
  • Moving on...
  • Continuing the let's feature horrible posters tradition, here is ridiculous poster for Pompeii with Kit Harington and Emily Browing making out as fucking volcano erupts behind them (as good of a time as any, I guess) and actual Italian poster for 12 Years of Slave:

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    American Hustle

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    American Hustle, David O. Russell's follow up to hugely successful Silver Linings Playbook is an entertaining mess. It has moments of brilliance, moments of artistic confusion, scenes that are lovely and scenes that are completely misguided. While the cast is excellent, I'm only convinced of the greatness of one performance. Fortunately for the film, this ensemble's efforts are enough to entertain.

    The film opens with brilliant line - 'some of this actually happened'. With the flood of 'based on true story' movies this was very refreshing way to open the film. The movie follows two con artist - Irving (fantastic Christian Bale) and his lover Sydney (Amy Adams, trying her best but failing). When they get busted during the con an ambitious an unstable agent Richie DiMaso (hilarious Bradley Cooper) offers them a deal - they help him con some political hot shots and they can walk away. He gets big arrests and fame, they are off the hook.
    The film feels like Scorsese flick wannabe. Goodfellas and Casino vibes are all over it - quick cuts of people getting shot, fiery, unpredictable, sexy women, criminals, casinos, gambling, danger. O. Russell is not Scorsese, though. The film's biggest and occasionally fatal flaw is its wobbly script. According to Christian Bale much of the movie was improvised. He noted to O. Russell, "You realize that this is going to change the plot greatly down track." To which the director replied, "Christian, I hate plots. I am all about characters, that's it."

    Yes, well all of that is well but O. Russell's movie is completely deprived of backbone - credible, coherent story. American Hustle is a shaky construction, a house of cards ready to fall at any moment. It's a crime/con movie where cons are unbelievable and the big 'so that's how they did it!' reveals are deprived of impact because of dumb writing and inept direction.
    What the movie works as, though, is light entertainment. I wouldn't call Hustle a comedy - there are several moments during which I laughed, but I laughed more during Silver Linings Playbook and The Fighter. The film at least is never boring, it has some lovely sequences - best of which are the ones with Jennifer Lawrence's character wrecking havoc - and it sure is fun to watch.

    While the film is ridden with puzzling decisions, some of them are so daring they really deserve praise - from Rosalyn, Irving's wife (Lawrence, fun but very overrated) kissing Sydney in the bathroom (which was apparently Adams's idea), Sydney screaming while sitting in the dirty toilet of the nightclub and unexpected Robert De Niro cameo, Hustle certainly provides moments that surprise you.

    What makes Hustle a good movie is its fantastic ensemble - we have some very skilled actors making appearances, for example Jack Huston of Boardwalk Empire fame, as Rosalyn's new savior. Then we have the real show stoppers - Jeremy Renner and Louis C.K. easily steal their scenes as goodhearted mayor and frightened FBI chief respectively. C.K.'s scenes are a laugh riot and also mark the heights of Bradley Cooper's performance.

    What didn't quite work were the ladies - I'm stunned Lawrence and Adams are getting any Oscar buzz for their work in this movie. They are both good, thanks to their talent, but they are also miscast and the script isn't giving them enough to flesh out their characters.
    Jennifer Lawrence is a good actresses. That said, she is also the most ridiculously overhyped movie star right now. The craze about her, which is even getting to director's heads, is actually starting to hurt her films - David O. Russell wrote the part of Rosalyn specifically for her to play. She is all kinds of wrong for the part - she is too young to be believable as Irving's wife. The fact that she also has a son only adds to how ridiculous that casting is.

    Lawrence is good when the script is good - her recklessness provides few laughs and her scene with Jack Huston where she talks about hating change is fantastic. But there are also moments that are so bad it's literally embarrassing to watch - like awful scene where Rosalyn sings Live and Let Die. Really? She's getting awards for a performance that contains this scene?
    While Adams is given more consistent scenes than Lawrence, she is not doing any better. I didn't buy her as this smart girl who uses her sexuality and wits to survive. There was something awfully fake about Adams's performance - even when Sydney was giving us glimpse of her true self, it all rang false. I don't mind Adams not wearing a bra of her bad accent - the worst crime here is how ill suited she is for the part.

    Bradley Cooper on the other hand is very good as Richie - he makes him believable, he fits the part and he makes it all feel real in spite of hilariously awful hair. Richie is such a fun character - eating chicken alone in the bathroom, having a fiancee he doesn't even acknowledge, beating up his boss and really wanting to fuck Sydney. It's all so ludicrous but Cooper makes it work.
    But the real star of the show and the biggest reason why this film is worth watching is Christian Bale. I've seen most of this guy's performances and it's his work like here as Irving - someone quiet, someone broken - that flourishes into Bale's best performances. He is a true heart of this whole thing - someone who wants to do the right thing, doesn't want good people to get hurt and ideally, keep the woman he loves in his life.

    The love story between Irving and Sydney is the centre of the movie. There are some lovely scenes here - them kissing among abandoned clothes and later in the movie Irving standing there alone, remembering the moment. Unfortunately for the film, Adams has much better chemistry with Cooper than she does with Bale. I suppose I should be praising her for having the chemistry with anyone, though, after whatever the fuck that was in Man of Steel.

    American Hustle probably won't end up in my top 10 of the year but I'll be very surprised if Bale doesn't make my line up. In spite of the film being entertaining it did feel like a let down.

    There is plenty to like in the film - silly wigs, lovely cinematography, witty one liners and great soundtrack. If only Russell was more of a writer, more of a director and less of a fanboy and imitator, this could have been so much better.

    (American Hustle, dir. David O. Russell, USA, 2013, 138 min)
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    (112) JLaw? No-No. British treasures? Yes, yes. + links

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  • Let the bitterness flow out next to this Cersei gif that fits the upcoming words so well.
  • I cannot stand Jennifer Lawrence anymore. She is a good actress, but she has reached new levels of overhyped this Oscar season. After seeing her performance in American Hustle, I'm almost hoping she wins Oscar two times in the row. Then the backlash will hit her in the ass.
  • Yes, it's not her fault she is overhyped. I'm just sick of this craze - comparing her in SLP and AH to Hanks in Philadelphia and Forest Gump is one of the most disgusting comparisons I've seen in my life. Hiddles and Benedict Cumberbatch fans are passionate too - but different kind of passionate. You don't see them calling for Oscars and comparing them to all time greats, though frankly they both kick her ass as Loki and Sherlock. Comparing one good performance and one uneven one to two legendary ones, one young chick from teenage franchise to Tom Hanks, is just...a huge no-no. Also - Hiddles and Ben are humble. She looks anything but humble to me.
  • Part of my allergy to her is her behavior towards X Men contract. Being in this franchise helped her career and now she wants out because 'she is missing the opportunity to be in better films'. Sweetheart, Fassbender and McAvoyare sucking it up and giving their best and they are 10x the actors you will ever be.
  • This whole thing is like the opposite of Catelyn Stark situation for me. She is the most underrated character ever and I'd physically fight anyone who dislikes her. And I'm in such minority on that.
  • Let's lighten the mood and laugh at Bradley Cooper:
  • Guardians of the Galaxy looks like shite and he is voicing little Rocket Raccoon. Ouch.
  •  Desolation of Smaugbored me as much as its predecessor did. Also - I was kinda wondering if the people responsible for the movie weren't trippin', several times during his film - the whole 'don't lose the path scene' and Gandalf fighting the shadow were like Fear and Loathing...in Middle-Earth. Smaug was cool and Evangeline Lily is lovely, but not even Richard Armitage and Lee Pace eyefucking each other can save some films.
  • Yet again gifs based on The Hobbit movies are better than the actual movies:
  • I also saw About Time, which was...odd. The script was contrived, repetitive and struggled to find its core between being a romance and son-father relationship story. On the other hand the cast was lovely -  it was so great seeing Lindsey Duncan (from Rome) and Bill Nighy is always wonderful. But Tom Hollander totally stole the show, like he usually does. Can someone just give him the title of being Great Britain's national treasure? Who can forget what this man did in In the Loop?
  •  I need to start working on convincing my best friend to go see Only Lovers Left Alive with me in a month. I'm 90% sure I'm gonna need CPR and someone to call the ambulance.
  • I misspoke - 99% sure.
  • I mean this movie is as if someone went into my brain and created the perfect film based on what they found there (although, I imagine it's still softcore comparing to what is there when I see the above gifs). Hiddles with half opened shirt and black messy hair. Tilda Swinton. Vampires. Nah - 100% sure, you guys.
  • Marvelous news, literally - Marvel announced the title of new One Shot, which is a short movie that expends Marvel universe - it's All hail the king. The news article says "we reckon the king of the title is probably going to be Tom Hiddleston". Marvel gods - give us this movie. Nobody wants to see Ben Kinglsey comparing to that.
  • 90 days till Game of Thrones, you guys. 90 days.

  • links:
    • Nika reviews terrific Rush
    • Ruth asks which 2013 movie(s) do you appreciate but wouldn’t watch again. I'm shocked by how many people said Gravity.
    • Josh shares his bitchin' awards ballot for the great cinematic year - 1995
    • Keith shares 5 phenomenal movie parties. Gotta love his number 1 pick
    • Anna reviews criminally underrated Stoker
    • Alex shares Top 31 Things I Love About The Departed (that no one talks about) - I promise you that you will learn something about this movie you didn't know before.
    • Elina, Sophie and Jack share their picks for Alphabet movie Meme
    • Brittani reviews The Wolf of Wall Street
    • Andina shares great list of 14 memorable movie moments in 2013
    • Anna and Chris share their picks for the best of 2013
    • And finally my favorite (as his posts usually are) - m.brown reviews We're the Millers
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    Blue Jasmine

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    There is a fairly new pattern in the world. Every two years Woody Allen makes a good movie. Between that his movies are either really, really bad or truly acquired taste. After an unholy abomination that was From Rome with Love, truly one of Allen's worst, comes delightful, mature, insightful and surprisingly dark Blue Jasmine.

    Jasmine (mesmerizing Cate Blanchett, who in two months time will be collecting an Oscar for this performance, refreshing that Oscar will go to worthy performance, after going to Lawrence last year) is an odd, neurotic woman. For years she has been married to a man who swept her off her feet when she was young, just before she had a chance to finish college. Hal (Alec Baldwin) introduced her to the life of wealth and luxury. When it turns out he is a crook and Hal goes to jail (where he hangs himself) all is taken away from Jasmine. Soon she runs out of any money and stays with her down to earth, ordinary sister Ginger (Sally Hawkins)
    The film is a clever look at a person who fell from grace and now needs to find herself in a mundane world most people live in. Jasmine has a posh accent, refined taste and elegant clothes. She also has a sense of entitlement and contempt for others. Those traits make her situation even more difficult - she won't take just any job because she thinks it's beneath her.

    Jasmine's sense of entitlement and illusion of grandeur make for a number of very funny scenes - best of which happens when Jasmine screams 'this is so embarrassing!' after her dentist boss forces her to kiss him. Jasmine doesn't care about the assault - all she cares about is that kissing a dentist is so much beneath her her status. Former status in reality, but in Jasmine's head - something that's part of her forever.
    The film is also a homage for A Streetcar Named Desire - we have a delusional heroine, her plain sister and sister's temperamental partner - here named Chili, an ordinary guy who drinks too much but loves Ginger. All those similarities are delightful to watch, especially given that Blanchett played Blanche Dubois on Broadway and Alec Baldwin played Stanley Kowalski in 1995 adaptation.

    But it's all about Jasmine. Cate Blanchett has been one of my favorite actresses for years now. Before Blue Jasmine I adored her work in Elizabeth the most. But Blanchett was always wonderful - her performances in Veronica Guerin, Notes on a Scandal, I'm Not There, Aviator and many others proved time and time again that she is a very gifted and versatile actress.
    That said, Blanchett's work as Jasmine is a league on its own. It's like she completely let go of any brakes, lost herself in character and then in that character lost herself yet again. Blanchett completely disappears into Jasmine - she doesn't hit one false note in extraordinarily difficult performance to pull off.

    There were times where Jasmine was scary to look at - her staring off at nothing at all, looking angry and brokenm as well as during the times Jasmine was blabbering to herself with manic expression on her face. Another thing that made her so interesting to watch is the ambivalence I had for her - on one hand Jasmine is incredibly selfish and she has done some terrible things. On another it's impossible not to feel sorry for her, considering how delusional and lonely she is.
    Blanchett is completely fearless - she is not afraid of looking completely haggard or consumed by madness - Jasmine is often drenched in sweat, shaking, with mascara running on her face. Her appearance matches her shaky mental state - Blanchett actually makes Jasmine look so unhinged she appears to be dangerous. And yet she never loses her delusion of being worthy of so much.

    While Blanchett completely owns this movie, the supporting cast is impressive. Allen has an eye for talented actors and his films never disappoint when it comes to impressive ensemble. Sally Hawkins plays Ginger, Jasmine's sister and her polar opposite. Hawkins plays her as a character that's very grounded, but she still hopes for great love and someone who is going to treat her like a lady.
    Then there is Bobby Cannavale as her boyfriend, who is certainly memorable. Cannavale was really good here, even though his character is slightly one dimensional. Louis C.K. shows up and as excellent as he usually is, I couldn't help but think he was a bit of a miscast here. Peter Skarsgard is really convincing playing a complete asshole, as Jasmine's boyfriend with similar illusion of grandeur. Still, it's Blanchett's show.

    The film is beautifully shot and the color blue is cleverly inserted in many scenes - in Jasmine's clothing, the look on the ocean, the color of the car. The music, as usually in Allen's films is elegant and fits the film brilliantly. You won't be able to stop thinking about Blue Moon for a while after this one.
    The film's another wonderful aspect is its great, ambiguous and dark ending. It reminded me a lot of the courageous way in which Allen ended The Purple Rose of Cairo. If you hated Jasmine, you probably won't find the ending dark, but if you had a bit of sympathy for her, it's not something you are going to be able to forget soon.

    Considering how wonderful Blue Jasmine was, I reckon Magic in the Moonlight is going to be absolute fiasco. Still, it would be hard to top From Rome with Love.
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    Soundtrack Wednesday - Captain Phillips

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    (on a day of Henry Jackman's BAFTA nomination, I thought it's a good idea to share the score's best track that incidentally plays in last year's best scene)

    Track: Safe Now
    Artist: Henry Jackman
    Movie: Captain Phillips

    (113) Gandalf fucked up aka the mystery of two gay dwarves + links

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  • Ian McKellen has accidentally outed fellow The Hobbit actors - he said two actors who play dwarves, Luke Evans, Stephen Fry and Lee Pace are gay. This interview seems old, but for some reason it resurfaced now. This is not cool of him. While everyone knows Fry is gay, Pace has been in a closet for years now and he should be able to choose his moment to come out.
  • As for two, so far unidentified, 'gay dwarves'Richard Armitage fanbase is now in the state of havoc and confusion. There are those screaming and crying, as if him (possibly) being gay is the only obstacle to him getting together with one of those chicks (it's as if the only reason I'm not on a date with Hiddles right now is that I'm not in London. Truly, TRULY that's the only one obstacle to me making out with him on the table). 
  • Others are writing fanfictions and doing artwork of Armitage and Pace making out. This is madness.
  • Seriously, nice going, Gandalf. This is like that episode of The Office where Michael accidentally outed Oscar.
  • Well, at least Hiddleston appears to be straight (and not very subtle, which I kinda love), so we'll always have that, ladies.
  • If he's anywhere near the shithole I live in I'm definitely wearing a mini skirt and going to see him, by the way.
  • Meanwhile, on the opposite side of gay dwarves is Idris Elba tweeting about his dick. I'm not making this up. This is not the dream I had. This is literally what happened.
  •  He should not be able to use the words 'dick', 'hard' and 'beast'. This is public safety issue.
  •  And I'm convinced Hiddleston will accidentally kill one of us girls if he won't stop with this whole 'kneel' business.
  • That would be a good way to go, by the way.
  • Anyhow....
  • Did you guys hear The Counselor's Director's Cut version will be available along with theatrical one next month? So I've been waiting for Prometheus DC for over a year now yet this piece of shit gets Director's Cut 4 months after it was released in theatres? This is bullshit.
  • Golden Globes are this Sunday. I already made sure I don't have to come to work on Monday, but start my week of exciting research of legal crap on Tuesday instead. Seriously. People have holidays, I have award season. It's a tradition, dammit.
  • Why is Margot Robbie not among BAFTA rising stars nominees btw? Are they blind or asexual?
  • I'm seeing Wolf on Sunday. My best friend will have some practice before Only Lovers Left Alive. Jean Dujardin is in Wolf so I'm gonna be fanning myself and smiling like and idiot and he will *facepalm* every time I do so. That's another tradition.
  • Thank God for Idris' tweets because Mandelawas such a freaking disappointment. This movie bored me so much, not even a scene of shirtless Idris taking a shower could make this up to me. I don't even nominate him, as good as he was. Naomie Harris stole the show for me. I also cried like a bitch so many times. It was all so sappy and sentimental but damn, I'm weak and it totally worked on me.
  • I also want to say something - I was kinda horrified by what Mandela ended up doing to his family. He must have known what his actions could do to the people he loved. Yet he decided to marry and have a family. Yes, in the perfect world people should be able to fight ferociously for their ideals AND have a family. But this is far from the perfect world. Because he decided to have a family his wife spend months in prison, getting beaten and probably raped, and his daughters grew up without parents. The part of the movie with Winnie in prison was probably the most difficult to watch.
  • Have you guys seen those W magazine pictures? Blanchett looks like she is about to hunt and skin dalmatians:
  • I saw August Osage: County. My God, what a mess. It's like very single character in that movie was a caricature. Streep was actually close to being like Dunaway in Mommie Dearest - borderline brilliant, borderline terrible, but very fun to watch.
  • Another one I saw was Dallas Buyers Club. Very impressive performance from Matthew McConaughey. Even though his character was homophobic I still liked him and I laughed whenever he told people to fuck off. I was so glad the film had a lot of humour in it. I don't think Leto deserves Oscar for this, but the film was very good. McConaughey is right after Hanks in my Best Actor line up.
  • I'll post my Best and Worst of 2013 list next week. You may remember last year's one. This one is going to be even bigger. It's also going to be 700th post on the blog.
  • Blue Jasmine was fantastic. Loved it. This gif defines my life:
  • I also saw The Kings of Summer. Can Nick Offerman be in every comedy, please?  You're right, it's a classic kidnapping. They took our children and the canned goods and pasta.
  • Her was beautiful. Not quite as good as the hype indicated but it was certainly something special.
  • I need to become madly in love with Jessica Chastain. Why? Because I don't want to be pathetically bitter about what she will get to do in Crimson Peak. These pictures of her as Brave's Merida certainly help. My God, this is lovely: 
  • The bad news for me this week is that every year a priest from the church in our neighborhood walks around and visits houses. Had I lived alone I'd just say fuck off, I'm one of the people you'd burn 500 years ago but my mother always lets him in. Each year I leave the house in the panic. I'll probably spend like 6h in the cinema or something.
  • Even worse news than the invasion of my home is that the One Shot that Marvel releases on Thor 2 BluRay is not going to be about Loki after all, but about Mandarin. Ah, hell. Loki better be in Avengers 2. If he won't - there will be riots.
  • This week's battle of who is more adorable:
  • Check out this beautifulGravity - From Script to Screen video, which illustrates one of the many reasons this movie is a masterpiece
  • I've been nominated in several categories in 2nd Annual Katz awards along with some fantastic bloggers. Go ahead and vote!
  • MettelRay reviews enchanting Stoker
  • Alex featues Chris Cooper in his brilliant In Character series
  • Brittani reviews Anchorman 2, which I'll see for Baxter
  • Stevee celebrates Nic Cage's birthday with some of his most ridiculous movies
  • Zoe reviews underrated The Beach
  • Courtney published the defense of The Wolf of Wall Street
  • Nika and KaramelKinema review Dallas Buyers Club
  • Keith reviews All is Lost
  • Ruth shares Five new-to-me actors I’d love to see more of – based on 2013 viewings
  • This is like a dream come true - my favorite blogger m.brown reviews the biggest shit of last year - Only God Forgives. Go read his post now, it's awesome.
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    The 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards

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    There were few awesome surprises during last night's Golden Globes, my favorite depicted on the above gifset. There was some laughter, lots of drunk people and few glimpses of Fassy. It was fun.
  • I didn't watch red carpet but apparently Cate Blanchett whispered into DiCaprio's ear that she hated every second of her interview with Ryan Seacrest.
  • DiCaprio arrived with Bradley Cooper. I'm sure Jonah Hill was jealous.
  • Amy Poehler and Tina Fey were so funny during the opening, their joke about Clooney in Gravity was hysterical. Unfortunately, Clooney wasn't there last night.
  • Then there were some prosthetic dick jokes. Tom Hanks played along.
  • Jacqueline Bisset won for one of the TV categories and lost her shit on the stage. Watching her, I felt like I was tripping.
  • Amy Poehler actually won something - for Parks and Recreation. And she made out with Bono.
  •  She got the award from the hands of once adorable and famous Chris O'Donnell and Khaleesi. Khaleesi was representing the Game of Thrones team beautifully, even though Game of Thrones wasn't nominated in a single category last night.
  • Never forget, never forgive.
  • Andy Samberg and Brooklyn Nine-Nine got awarded. I'm still laughing because Hill was there and in Franco's roast, well, you guys remember what was being said about Samberg's new show there.
  • Breaking Bad won for best series and Aaron Paul yelled YEAH BITCH from the stage.
  • You've gotta love RDJ
  • I'm kinda happy for Amy Adams, because she never wins, but I'm not even gonna comment on Jennifer Lawrence.
  • I'm also not gonna comment on Hustle winning the comedy.
  • The Hunt and Blue is the Warmest Color both lost to something called The Great Beauty. What?
  • There was this bit where Poehler was pretending to be Fey's son and was looking for her father and this happened:
  • Her won for screenplay and Gravity won for Best Director. No argument for me.
  • Idris Elba wasn't wearing a  bow tie. Thanks to his twitter, we know this is not good news.
  • Jared Leto won for Best Supporting Actor. In spite of having something that looked like the dead cat on his head, his speech was really lovely.
  • Gravity lost in score to All is Lost. P. Diddy had some sort of meltdown/drunken flashback on stage which was hilarious. He totally freaked out the composer.
  • U2 won for best song. Well it made Elba happy, so I'm happy.
  • Leonardo DiCaprio won Best Actor for Comedy and I think everyone is happy about that. His speech was lovely. They kept showing the Globe in his hand.  LEO WE WILL NOT DIE SOBER!!!
  • And then Jessica Chastain, who usually looks pretty but her dress choice last night was unfortunate, gave the award to McConaughey. It was awesome, as McConaughey is my number 2 for Actor and Eijofor isn't even among my nominees.
  • Then this happened:
  • Cate Blanchett won and made some Judy Garland comments that people are now shocked by. Calm down, people.
  • Johnny Depp showed up all confused as if he escaped from another dimension to award Best Drama
  • it went to 12 Years a Slave. I'm not happy about it, but at least it got Fassbender on stage.

  • Margot Robbie, Lupita Nyong'o, Cate Blanchett, Amy Adams, Emilia Clarke
    Jonah Hill fangirling over Fassy and Benny and Fassy dance moves


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    Dorne calls for vengeance in the epic first trailer for Game of Thrones 4 + screencaps breakdown

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    HBO has finally revealed the first full-length trailer for season 4 of Game of Thrones. Just like the trailers for the previous seasons this promo is terrific. We get so much good stuff here - glimpses of the battle, the trial by combat and even Arya back with the Needle and Sansa at the Eyrie.

    But perhaps the most intriguing is the shadow of the dragon over King's Landing. The show doesn't use flashbacks, nor does it seem likely it's an alteration made for the trailer. Could it be one of the upcoming dream/flashback/vision sequences that Bran has? It's certainly not the present reality.


    The season which will focus on the second part of Storm of Swords will bring us another big battle, this time in a different part of Westeros, another memorable wedding and what I'm guessing will be the best performance from Peter Dinklage on the show yet.

    The new season begins Sunday, April 6th. The purple wedding.

    The champion of Meereen charging at Daario, Daenerys, Jorah and Barristan.

    Sansa Stark during her escape.

    Jaime with his Golden Hand.

    Ygritte, still pissed off at Jon.

     
    Tell your father I'm here, and tell him the Lannisters aren't the only ones who pay their debts.

    New addition to the show - Oberyn Martell, the prince of Dorne, played by Pedro Pascal.

    People of Meereen welcoming Daenerys.

    The trial of Tyrion Lannister.

    Arya Stark reunited with her sword - The Needle.

    The obligatory shot of Cersei and candles.

    The Mountain.

    Jaime angrily grabbing Cersei. This appears to be the beginning of their infamous sex scene.

    Rast leaving the offering for the White Walkers

    Jon Snow, possibly at the Wall.

    The wildings, possibly storming the Wall.

    Melisandre burning shit down.

    Littlefinger and Sansa at the Eyrie. The shot of Sansa appears to be from the same scene this moment comes from. The beginning of snow castle scene perhaps??

    This looks like the meeting of two Bolton armies - a little chat between Ramsay and Roose?

    There is only one hell - the one we live in now - is Melisandre talking to Yara? I'll certainly prefer Yara joining Stannis' army than becoming the substitute for Jeyne Poole from the books.

    Jaime as the commander of Gold Cloaks.

     It looks like since Littlefinger left for Eyrie, it's Oberyn's turn for classic chats with Varys in front of the throne.

     Ramsay enjoying - no doubt - twisted sex

     Bran - most likely - about to have a vision.

    Oberyn vs Mountain

     Arya during the fight at crossroads Inn.

    Jaime with a new sword?

    Hands down my favorite shot of the trailer - Cersei crying with defeated look on her face

    The Best (and Worst) of 2013

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    Best movie:Gravity
    (2. The Wolf of Wall Street 3. Blue is the Warmest Color 4. The Conjuring 5. Mud 6. Her 7. Captain Phillips 8. Blue Jasmine 9. Stoker 10. The Hunt)

    Alfonso Cuaron's Gravity is the perfect movie. It's a beautiful, breathtaking spectacle and the most spectacular cinematic experience I've ever had. It's a technical marvel but it has a very strong heart at the center of it - wonderful, highly relatable story of a human being with flaws and imperfections, struggling to survive and achieving just that because of the beauty and the capability of human spirit. In the world filled with so much evil, it's important to make films like that - that show us that humans can achieve wonderful things too. If only by staying alive and appreciating the very miracle of it.

    Best actor:Tom Hanksas Richard Phillips in Captain Phillips

     You're not just a fisherman! You're not just a fisherman!

    (2. Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club, 3.Leonardo DiCaprio, The Wolf of Wall Street 4. Mads Mikkelsen, The Hunt 5. Christian Bale, American Hustle) 

    Leonardo DiCaprio is fantastic and delivers his best work in The Wolf of Wall Street. Mikkelsen is incredible in The Hunt McConaughey is nearly as good as he was in Killer Joe in Dallas Buyers Club. But Hanks delivers his career best work as Richard Phillips. And when you say 'career best' about someone with career like Hanks' you should be careful. But when you see the ending to Captain Phillips' - the year's most shocking, beautiful, moving, powerful, intense and cathartic moment, I have a sneaky feeling you'll agree with me.

    Best actress:Cate Blanchett as Jasmine in Blue Jasmine
    There's only so many traumas a person can withstand until they take to the streets 
    and start screaming. 

    (2. Adele Exarchopulous, Blue is the Warmest Color 3. Sandra Bullock, Gravity 4. Vera Farmiga, The Conjuring 5. Rosario Dawson, Trance)

    Over the years Cate Blanchett has given us so many wonderful, unforgettable performances. But her shaken, broken, struggling Jasmine is a whole new level of greatness. It's a difficult performance to pull off but Blanchett manages to do that with her usual grace. This is the masterclass of acting.

    Best supporting actor:Jonah Hill as Donnie Azoff in The Wolf of Wall Street
    Oh my God, the emperor of Fucksville came down from Fucksville to give me a pass! Hey, what are the citizens of Fucksville doing today when their emperor's gone? Is it, is it mayhem? Are people lauding and raping? What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here? 

    (2. Jonah Hill, This is the End 3. Daniel Bruhl, Rush 4 .Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club 5. Tony Danza, Don Jon 6. Tom Hiddleston, Thor: The Dark World 7. Bradley Cooper, American Hustle 8. Bill Nighy, About Time)

    Hill is a damn good actor. You can talk shit about him, I don't care. He is genuinely funny and even if the jokes in his comedies cross the line, he makes them work. He was my win for This is the End until I saw The Wolf of Wall Street. He was so great. DiCaprio is amazing but Hill never lets him overshadow him. From the little things he does - from the panicked look he has while he is sitting alone in the office after Brad was arrested - to explosion of comedy like his ridiculous scream during Lemmons scene, this is a wonderful performance all the way.

    Best supporting actress:Sarah Paulsonas Mistress Epps in 12 Years a SlaveSometimes, you have to beat it from them. 

    (2. Margot Robbie, The Wolf of Wall Street 3. Sally Hawkins, Blue Jasmine 4. Scarlett Johansson, Don Jon 5.  Lupita Nyong'o, 12 Years a Slave 6. Nicole Kidman, Stoker 7. Naomie Harris, Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom)

    This is what usually happens to me in this category. With the exception of Chastain in The Help several years back, Best Supporting Actress is always a choice of mine that biggest awards choose to ignore. And Sarah Paulson layered, nuanced work in 12 Years a Slave deserves all the praise. Months after seeing the movie the loudly applauded performances of Eijofor, Fassbender and Nyong'o are all but gone from my mind while it's Benedict Cumberbatch's wonderful performance and genuinely interesting character and Paulson's broken, bitter woman covering her heartbreak and flaws with cruelty and icy demeanor that stayed with me. Mistress Epps doesn't hate slaves. She doesn't make life unbearable for them. Unless they have the misfortune of her husband being attracted to them. We don't know much of her past but the ferocious jealousy, contempt for her husband and her life and overwhelming bitterness drive her to cruelty, much like fondness for alcohol drives her husband. And her kind of cruelty is much more interesting to watch than his.

    Best director:Alfonso Cuaron for Gravity (2. Martin Scorsese, The Wolf of Wall Street 3. Jeff Nichols, Mud 4. Chan-wook Park,Stoker 5. Paul Greengrass, Captain Phillips 6. Woody Allen, Blue Jasmine)
    Best screenplay:Gravity (2. This is the End, 3.The Wolf of Wall Street 4. Blue Jasmine 5. Mud)
    Best music:Steven Price, Gravity(2. Mud 3. Stoker 4. Trance 5. Only God Forgives)
    Best track:Shenzou, Gravity (2.Sister, Only God Forgives 3. Safe Now, Captain Phillips, 4. Your Friends Ain't Gonna Leave With You, Spring Breakers 5. Stealing Motor, Mud))
    Best costumes:  Oz: The Great and Powerful(2. Stoker 3. Thor: The Dark World)
    Best cinematography:Gravity (2. Stoker 3. Trance 4. Prisoners 5.Mud)
    Best editing:Gravity(2. Stoker 3. Mud 4. Rush 5. The Wolf of Wall Street)
    Best visual effects:Gravity(2. Oz 3. Pacific Rim 4. Thor: The Dark World 5. This is the End)
    Best tagline:Don't let go, Gravity
    Best trailers:

    Biggest Disappointment:The Counselor (2. 12 Years a Slave 3. Man of Steel 4. Only God Forgives)
    Worst Performance by an Actress:Cameron Diaz,The Counselor (2. Carey Mulligan, The Great Gatsby)
    Worst Performance by an Actor:  Ryan Gosling,Only God Forgives (2. Michael Shannon, Man of Steel, 3. Hugh Jackman, Prisoners)
    Most Overhyped:Prisoners(2. 12 Years a Slave)
    Worst Movie of the Year:Only God Forgives (2. The Great Gatsby 3. Mama 4. Insidious2, 5. Carrie 6. The Way Way Back)
    Biggest Miscast:Chloe Grace Moretz, Carrie(2. James Franco, Oz, 3. Cameron Diaz, The Counselor)
    Underrated:  Beautiful Creatures (2. Stoker 3. Trance)
    Best Scene of the year:The ending of Captain Phillips (2. Fire extinguisher flight, Gravity 3. Hey Ryan, It's time to go home, Gravity 4. Lemmons scene, The Wolf of Wall Street 5. Mud sees Juniper for the last time, Mud 6. Mia kills Charlie, Stoker 7. The Exorcism, The Conjuring)

    Funniest scene:The you don't cum in my place argument, This is the End (2. The Lemmons scene, The Wolf of Wall Street 3. Take your suit, take your dick and move your ass!, The Wolf of Wall Street 4. Shh. Shh. Shut the fuck up!, The Wolf of Wall Street 5. O M G Jay I'm so sorry, This is the End 6. Ryan Gosling's maniacal TAKE IT OFF, Only God Forgives 7. Loki is dead, OH THANK GOD, Thor: The Dark World, 8. The guy choking in the restaurant and Ashton trying to help, The Heat, 9. Gatsby throwing his shirts at Daisy + Tobey McGuire shaking the bowls, The Great Gatsby)
    The most I cried during the movie:Gravity (2. Captain Phillips)
    The most shocking scene;Michael Douglas waking Matt Damon up by giving him a hand job, Behind the Candelabra (2. Jonah Hill being raped by the demon, This is the End 3. Rosario Dawson...shaving, Trance)
    Best Kiss: Adele and Emma in Blue is the Warmest Color
    Best Fight:Jordan vs Donnie - BRAAAAAD, The Wolf of Wall Street (2. Ryan vs the will to give up,  Gravity 3. Emma Watson vs the guys, This is the End)
    Best Chemistry:Loki and everything around him, Thor: The Dark World (2. Mia Wasikowska and Matthew Goode, Stoker 3. Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga, The Conjuring 4. George Clooney and Sandra Bullock, Gravity)
    Best Quotes:  I WILL NOT DIE SOBER!, The Wolf of Wall Street (2. Of course I drink and smoke, I'm on the cleanse I'm not psychotic, This is the End 3. I get it, it's nice up here. You could just shut down all the systems, turn down all the lights, just close your eyes and tune out everyone. There's nobody up here that can hurt you. It's safe. What's the point of going on? What's the point of living? Your kid died, it doesn't get any rougher than that. It's still a matter of what you do now. If you decide to go then you just gotta get on with it. Sit back, enjoy the ride, you gotta plant both your feet on the ground and start living life. Hey, Ryan, it's time to go home, Gravity 4. Dear God, it's me, Jonah Hill... from Moneyball., This is the End 5. I'll cum wherever the fuck I want, James! I'll fuckin' cum in your kitchen, I'll cum on your fuckin' art, I'll cum anywhere I want!, This is the End 6. No more jerking off, no more water, just sit the fuck down!, This is the End 7. So you are just here coincidentally, right in the middle of all the prostitutes? The Heat)
    Best Line deliveries:  Thank you, Gravity (2. I SAW YOU, ERIKA!!!, Blue Jasmine 3. Trust my rage, Thor: The Dark World 4. The fucker's got to go! GO! The fucker's gots to go!, This is the End 5. Hermione just stole all of our shit, This is the End 6, Look at all 'ma shit, Spring Breakers)
    Best comedy peformance of the year: Jonah Hill, This is the End (2. James Franco, This is the End 3. Nick Offerman, We're the Millers 4. Kathryn Hahn, We're the Millers 5. Seth Rogen, This is the End 6. Danny McBride, This is the End 7. Melissa McCarthy, The Heat 8. Sandra Bullock, The Heat)
    Best performance under 20 minutes of screentime: Matthew McConaughey, The Wolf of Wall Street (2. Jean Dujardin, The Wolf of Wall Street 3. Tom Hollander, About Time 4. Rob Love, Behind the Candelabra)
    Sweetest scene of the year: Foster kid - now you have a  sister, The Heat (2. The ending to About Time)
    Best Opening:  Gravity
    Best Ending:Captain Phillips(2. Gravity 3. The  Hunt 4. This is the End 5. About Time 6. Stoker 7. Trance)
    The Lisbeth Salander favorite hero award goes to:Elizabeth, Trance(2. Lorraine Warren, The Conjuring 3. Dr. Ryan Stone, Gravity)
    The Joker favorite villain award goes to:Loki, Thor: The Dark World(2. Gravity, Gravity)
    "I blacked out for a moment there' reaction for the hottest character of the year goes to:Loki, Tom Hiddleston, Thor: The Dark World (2. Matthew Kowalski, George Clooney, Gravity 3. Clara, Gemma Arterton, Byzantium, 4. Jean Jecques Saurel, Jean Dujardin, The Wolf of Wall Street 5. Stacker Pentecost, Idris Elba, Pacific Rim
    "Am I high or did it actually happen?" question for the most ridiculous movie moment goes to:
    Every scene in which the Counselor acted like the dumbest fuck in existence, The Counselor (2. The ending of Don Jon 3. The entirety of The Great Gatsby 4. Idris Elba blowing himself up in yet another summer blockbuster, Pacific Rim)
    The Jar Jar binks facepalm gesture statute for the most annoying character of the year goes to:Julian in Only God Forgives.
    The shirt with the scarlet H letter for the Hypocrite of the year goes to:
    Guillermo Del Toro for shooting Idris Elba shirtless scenes and not featuring them in Pacific Rim (I call this - pulling Ridley Scott). If he does something like this with Hiddles in Crimson Peak I swear to God I'm sending him dogshit.
    Flaming dog poo and eternal shame goes to: 1. The 'people' in the village in The Hunt (2. Adele's 'friends', Blue is the Warmest Colour 3. Whoever thought of that dog scene in Fruitvale Station)
    Tree of Life bucket of coffee award for the most boring movie of the year goes to:The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2 The Lone Ranger 3 The Bling Ring 4. Fruitvale Station)
    Pussy Wagon travel in style award goes to:Naomi, the yacht, The Wolf of Wall Street
    Tub Scene award for the hottest sexy scene of the year goes to:The Piano Duet, Stoker (2. Loki shielding Jane, Thor: The Dark World 3. Matt rescuing Ryan when she was spinning, Gravity 4. But no touching!, The Wolf of Wall Street)


    Highest number of mentions:

    Gravity: 25
    This is the End: 19
    The Wolf of Wall Street: 17
    Stoker: 13
    Mud: 8
    Thor 2: 8
    Captain Phillips: 7


    2013 films I've seen:

    Gravity - 99/100
    The Wolf of Wall Street, 96/100
    The Conjuring - 91/100
    Mud - 88/100 
    Her - 87/100
    Captain Phillips - first watch - 85/100, over time rose to 87
    Blue Jasmine - 86/100
    Stoker - 85/100
    The Hunt - 84/100
    This is the End - 83/100 
    Rush - 82/100
    12 Years a Slave - fiirst watch - 87/100, over time knocked to 81
    Dallas Buyers Club, 79/100
    The Heat - 78/100
    Spring Breakers - 77/100
    Trance - 76/100
    Thor: The Dark World - 75/100
    Iron Man 3 - 75/100
    Lovelace - 73/100
    Don Jon - 73/100
    The Hunger Games: Catching Fire - 72/100
    Byzantium - 71/100
    About Time - 68/100
    Evil Dead - 67/100 
    The Kings of Summer - 66
    Beautiful Creatures - 65/100
    The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug - 64/100  
    August: Osage County 64/100
    Fruitvale Staton - 63/100
    Frances Ha - 63/100
    Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom - 59/100
    The Bling Ring - 57/100
    Side Effects - 56/100
    Star Trek Into Darkness - 55/100
    Pacific Rim - 51/100
    The Butler - 50/100
    Saving Mr. Banks - 49/100
    The Place Beyond the Pines - 49/100
    The Counselor - 48/100
    We're the Millers - 47/100
    Oblivion - 46/100
    Prisoners - 45/100
    Man of Steel - 45/100
    The Call - 44/100
    The World's End - 44/100
    The Way, Way Back - 44/100
    Insidious 2 - 43/100
    Carrie - 42/100
    The Lone Ranger - 40/100
    Mama - 37/100
    The Great Gatsby - 28/100
    Only God Forgives - 21/100

    (114) No Jonah Hill haters allowed + links

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  • I'm still laughing at that scene. Oh wow, that was so awesome.
  • I was a giggling, wide-eyed happy kitty whenever Dujardin appeared. Sweet Jesus, what a fox.
  • And then I swear I saw his penis. And I'm not the only one. It's like my eyes knew exactly where to go in that scene.
  • During cerebral palsy stage my entire theater roared. I myself cried several times from laughing so hard but when DiCaprio fell into the bushes and then into the pool I almost peed myself.
  • That was Sunday. Well that, watching Globes, drinking lots of wine and missing several speeches due to repeated viewings of freshly released Game of Thrones trailer.
  • Speaking of globes let's give it up for Gabby Sidibe everyone:
  • I really hate it when people make fun of her weight. It's her business, not yours. And I'll take that over skeleton skinny any day.
  • Let's talk about Friday when after publishing the last Rambling post several things happened.
  • First the actual catastrofuck when I noticed OnlyLovers Left Alive got moved from February 14th to April 30th. WHY. WHY. For the love of God, why?! There are 3 fucking showings of Nymphomaniac in our multiplex but this one gets postponed?
  • But then a miracle has happened - HBO released some footage from Game of Thrones and we got a band new shiny, awesome trailer 2 days later. 

  • Prince Oberyn rolled, rose, and dusted himself off. He tossed aside the splintered spear and claimed his foe’s greatsword. “If you die before you say her name, ser, I will hunt you through all seven hells,” he promised.

  • Can you sense it? Can you feel it? The waves of fangirls piling up for Pedro Pascal because of him playing Oberyn Martell? It has started already.
  • I love how when he was cast everyone was having meltdowns and now with one line in the trailer - which he delivered in awesome way - and few glimpses of him playing the Viper everyone just shut the fuck up and started shaking uncontrollably in anticipation.
  • Cersei is so freaking fierce in the trailer. Nobody is getting nominated for anything, though. Maybe Dinklage, but he always gets in. I mean if Fairley and Waldau got fuck all this year not even if Thrones starts curing cancer - and if anything could do that it would be Thrones - they aren't getting anything.
  • You know what pisses me off? When I upload my edits on tumblr and someone reblogs it and adds some sort of a comment with their dumbass opinion. I mean people stealing my shit, especially Visual Parallels, bothers me too, but most of the time until I see it on my dashboard, I'm not even aware of that. A while back I made a gifset showing all the different times Cersei showed various emotions on the show. I wrote that Martin gave us a villain and Headey gave us a person. I was astonished that few out of hundreds of people who reblogged this actually disagreed and tried to make a case book Cersei isn't pure evil. I mean, what? Are they forgetting about her smiling thinking about Sansa being forced to sleep with Tyrion on her wedding night (essentially - rape)? Are they forgetting about her sending women to be tortured and mutilated for no reason? Oh and what's that thing she did as a young girl? Right. Pushing her friend down the well. Right, she's clearly not evil.
  • Can someone give Thomas a scarf or something?  IT'S WINTER.
  • Your job is being beautiful, precious angel.And you're doing a super job.
  • In this week's Tom Hiddleston woke up and decided he hasn't ruined us enough newsstory, Tom made a Jaguar commercial with Mark Strong and Ben Kingsley which will air on February 2nd. He will be wearing that thing on the left. Good God, man. 
  • Also there is this teaser for the commercial. *inhuman fangirl noises*
  • Bad news - David O.Russell is still an idiot. O.Russell compared Lawrence's work on The Hunger Games movies to slavery. His asinine comparison aside - really? Oh, I feel so bad for her. Making 10 million dollar a film. Probably having freaking latte delivered on the set and spa treatment every day. Poor thing. I sit in freezing cold office in the firm in front of a computer for 6hours which makes me feel like I'll go blind and make next to nothing after 5 years of law school. I clearly know nothing of hard work and injustice. JLaw does.
  •  Clooney needs to show up to more ceremonies this Oscar season if only to punch O.Russell in the face again.
  • While we are on the subject of despicable people - let's talk about Lena Dunham. This guy should get a hug. And fucking Girls got renewed for fourth season. Carnivale had 2. Deadwood had 3. The show with jokes about miscarriage and AIDS has 4. I mean Boardwalk Empire and The Newsroom get cancelled and this stays? What did she do? Threaten to walk around naked around HBO headquarters if they cancel it?
  • I hope that pigeon took a massive shit. 
  • I saw The Butler this week. Oh, wow what a massive, sentimental Oscar bait that thankfully failed. Everyone was in this movie. But when they showed footage of Obama in the end....really? I was half expecting him to actually appear in the end with Whitaker. 
  • I also rewatched Tropic Thunder.
  • Robert Downey Jr's Oscar nomination for this one remains one of my all time favorite nominations. He was absolutely mesmerizing and so hilarious. Him opening the toilet door during big explosion? Him saying 'survive' when Stiller is getting shot like a hundred times? "You're talking to me this whole time? Jesus Christ, Man!'. Love it.Tom Cruise and McConaughey are hysterical too.
  • I've been watching Hollow Crown. This thing is a health hazard.
  • Not only is Hiddleston running around wet, shirtless or with his shirt half-opened and reciting poetic lines - he is riding a white horse. While wearing an armor. With wind in his curly hair. And at one point Iain Glen shows up. How am I still alive?
  • So let's talk about Oscar nominations. I'm not doing a separate post and I'll just write about my joy and outrage here.
  • First of all, I'm so happy for Barkhad Abdi. I've been catching up with Conan's show and he was a guest one day and the next day Hanks stopped by. They were both so adorable. His story is so amazing and I love how Hanks spent so much of his interview talking about him. I couldn't find the whole thing on youtube and I'm too tired to gif both interviews but you should watch that part that's on youtube.
  • I cannot freaking believe Hanks didn't get nominated for Captain Phillips. This is the worst snub since Fassbender in Shame. I mean....how the fuck did this happen?!
  • I adore how when Matthew McConaughey and Dallas Buyers Club Best Picture nominations were announced people in the room cheered very loudly.
  • DiCaprio is nominated. Tumblr took a collective shit due to happiness. I don't think he will win but if he does people will start having sex on the streets.
  • And finally I have a message for Jonah Hill haters:
  • All those bullshit articles calling him a douchebag, giving ridiculous reasons for it. He seems like a nice guy and he is super funny. And his nomination is very much deserved. Unlike damn Jennifer Lawrence who gave the most overhyped performance in the most overhyped movie of the year. Go Lupita.
  • This week's battle of who is more adorable:

  • links
    • Josh and Ruth posted their list of top 10 films of 2013
    • Nikhat and KaramelKinema recap Golden Globes ceremony
    • Chris gives great examples of scene chewing in movies
    • Alex wrote a fantastic article about Brian De Palma
    • Andina posts 12 things she learned from Blue Jasmine
    • Brittani reviews charming Her
    • Check out Across the Universe podcast about The Wolf of Wall Street
    • And finally drop whatever it is you're doing. Take your suit, take your dick and move your ass to read m.brown awesome review of The Wolf of Wall Street
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    19th Annual Critics Choice Awards

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  • Fist of all, I'm a big fan of Archer but Aisha Tyler was so awful hosting that ceremony. Wow. Not only was she extremely nervous, awkward and intrusive, talked too fast and too loud and had terrible material, she had issues pronouncing the names of the people she wanted to tell her awful jokes about. Apart from her cool intro of McConaughey late into ceremony, she was just terrible. Jesus Christ, I've never seen Amy Adams more uncomfortable in my life. Everyone looked so confused and bored. It gets worse as then she actually kept responding to people on twitter and facebook in such a rude way even I was appalled. It was kinda like 'I'm a famous (well she isn't, really, because who the fuck knows who she is apart from Archer fans, but that's another matter) actress so I know I was funny because look at me I'm so awesome'. I kinda lost the desire to see Archer premiere after seeing her comments.
  • Oprah was so disgusted. I share that disgust.I mean Tyler said something about going back to the time of slavery. Yeah it was a joke. A fucking poor one.
  • Tyler's toilet humor was so awful. Really? Talking about pee when introducing Meryl Streep and Ben Kingsley? Really? When a joke bombed she actually repeated it one more time 10 minutes later.
  • The look on Seth Rogen's face when DiCaprio was talking about how brilliant Jonah Hill is was priceless. I loved how DiCaprio congratulated him on his Oscar nomination and singled him out of the entire Wolf cast.
  • DiCaprio won and apologized to his parents for everything he does in the movie. Very cute.
  • The categories were insane - Bale got two nominations for Actor in Comedy and Actor.  I mean..what?
  • Martin Scorsese was seated next to Margot Robbie and I've never seen him more happy.
  • Jared Leto won for Best Supporting Actor and Mathew McConaughey won Best Actor. Before reading his name Jessica Chastain called out "Alright, alright!'. That was adorable. If Matt takes SAG tomorrow, that particular race is over.
  •  I don't understand why some people are complaining about Matthew's speeches. I think they're wonderful.
  • But when it comes to speeches there's one winner, Lupita Nyong'o.
  • Jesus Christ, her speech was so beautiful and heartfelt and sincere. I wasn't as blown away by her performance as most people, but what a lovely person and a talented actress.
  • I couldn't stop laughing when she thanked Steve McQueen for his smile and the camera showed him all dead serious, as usual.
  • Let's hope this speech and the fact she got a standing ovation from freaking Oprah means that not only did Lawrence train got derailed, but it also exploded and there were no survivors.
  • Sandra Bullock won for best actress in action movie. And this happened:
  • hilarious Clooney abuse continues:
  • What is more adorable than Leo DiCaprio bringing his mom to Golden Globes? Cate Blanchett bringing one of her three boys to award show and introducing him to everyone, including, apparently, action starSandra Bullock:
  •  Obviously Cate won. She made a joke her son should be thankful Jasmine isn't his mother. Also, apparently her boy was doing magic tricks for people at the table.
  • Alfonso Cuaron won director and Gravity won in a shitload of tech categories. I'm one happy bunny.
  • American Hustle won some stuff. Let's just move on because that's unpleasant.
  • Jonah Hill and Leonardo DiCaprio are like extremely cute couple:
  • Meanwhile, Jared Leto was running around and I think he managed to be on a picture with everyone there:
  • The one where he is talking to Hill is hilarious. It's like 'let me sit with you'.
  • 12 Years a Slave won Best Drama and I think McQueen actually smiled for moment. It's probably going to win best picture at the Oscars. 10 to 1 they'll get Oprah to present the category.
  • 20th Annual SAG Awards

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  • This is what happens when something magical occurs and tumblr gets creative.
  • Let's back up to the red carpet shall we? I haven't seen most of it but I did see a reporter confuse Alfre Woodard with Angela Bassett which was hilarious. I also saw how beautifully Game of Thrones was represented:
    Emilia Clarke, Sophie Turner, Natalie Dormer, Carice van Houten, Lena Headey, Alfie Allen, Maisie Williams, Kit Harrington, Rose Leslie, John Bradley, Sibel Kekili and Gwendoline Christie
  • I'm loving how people like Gwendoline Christie are there this award season. So cool that even if they aren't nominated they get to celebrate, especially in her case - she is just flawless as Brienne. It's such a shame that Richard Madden and Michelle Fairley weren't there.
  • Peter Dinklage was there too, the only solo acting nominee of Thrones. Pedro Pascal who will debut his character in new season also showed up which was really cool
  • That's right. Natalie Dormer shaved her fucking head. No, not for double D's. It's for Hunger Games - Mockingjay. She is so badass, I love her!
  • Then Jared Leto flirted with Khaleesi. He is smooth.
  • During the ceremony Lupita Nyong'o won Best Supporting actress and delivered another lovely speech, singling out Brad Pitt who was there with the cute anecdote. What the fuck is with Pitt's hair? Is there a pic of him and Dormer together? If not, that's an opportunity missed.
  •  Lupita - talks about family, education and her work, Lawrence - talks about 'armpit vagina' on the red carpet. I don't need to comment, this speaks for itself.
  • I loved how they left 'bitch' in Julia Roberts' clip but they bleeped Leto's 'asshole'. 
  • Leto won, obviously, and delivered a very rehearsed, dignified speech. I'm not a fan of speeches like that. Do something memorable - jerk off your award like Blanchett did (more on that later) or go all Mark Hanna on the crowd (much more on that later) like Matthew did.
  • Michael Fassbender wasn't present at Critics Choice Awards and at SAG. He is not there because he is filming Macbeth. That's  one good excuse. (prayer circle for the movie to be good)
  • Delicious Josh Holloway showed up to present the award for the Best Actor in Comedy and the award went to hilarious Ty Burrel. I'm so happy, he is awesome.
  • Then Modern Family won best ensemble. Julie Bowen said Sofia Vergara will give a speech because America loves her and her boobs. As far as boobs go, teenage Ariel Winter can challenge her, I think, Me and most people on twitter were shocked and jealous of her cleavage.
  • President of SAG appeared on stage and started talking about a bunch of different stuff. He was also nice to Tom Hanks. That's a first this Oscar season.
  • Michael Douglas won for Behind the Candelabra and said 'Matt, we went head to head'. Goddamn, I love Douglas' gay jokes.
  • Bryan Cranston won best actor for Breaking Bad and gave the best speech of the night being charming and as usual hilarious.
  • In memoriam was incredibly sad. Gandolfini :(
  • Then Breaking Bad won best ensemble. I'm so hoping next year it will be Thrones.
  • Matthew McConaughey's speech was absolutely insane in a wonderful way. I mean it was all over the place but it was so genuine and passionate. All that was missing was the mention of cocaine and hookers and the glorious sound you can hear playing on this site.
  • That Oscar is his. The only reason he is not nominated for BAFTA is that barely anyone in UK saw his movie.
  • Cate Blanchett's clip was 'I saw you Erika!". I loved it.
  • Blanchett was on fire. First she slightly dissed Matt:
  • Then this happened. That third gif is arguably the funniest thing that happened this Oscar season so far.
  • Best ensemble went to American Hustle. What? I had to suffer through seeing Lawrence on stage and listen to Cooper ramble on. If this wins BP at the Oscars this will get more hate than Crash and for a good reason too. Anyways this is what Cooper said on O.Russel later - He is the reason why all of us wanted to become actors when we were children. I think he was tripping balls.
  • Anyways that was presented by Ben Affleck who looked all sleepy and tired until Cuba Gooding Jr. stormed the stage:
  • And here are some other highlights: Emma Thompson photobombing Nyong'o, Pitt's haircut and Streep pointing to Ewan McGegor's junk:
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